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The Illuminati, you say? Long-standing secret order? Rules the world? The one some say was founded my Adam Weishaupt back in 1776?

Nope, Never heard of them.

_fnord

Are you a Turtle?

No. We are specifically not a secret society. We just don't go talking to non-members about what we're called or what we do is all.

/not a Mason, Shriner, Illuminatist, Bilderberger, or Templar

I'm an Erisian Subgenius Rosicrucian. I like secret societies one can join on the internet. Less hassle than the door-to-door proselytizers, and they send you weird literature every full moon.

/initiated by ancient aliens in a probing ritual
//I still feel bad about what we did to those cows

Secret society, I have no clue what you are talking about. No, my handle doesn't mean anything.

/I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you and my killin' shirt is in the laundry.

Krikkitbot: [blog.travelintelligence.com image 625x405]

Stonecutters FTW!

Indeed.

basemetal: Illuminati shluminati, the New World Order is where it's happening.

They went downhill when they let Konnan join.

My secret society hides in plain sight.

Lucas sold us out. Butt raper.

The Wookie rage quits.

Correlians always shoot first.

Slave girls pull good chain

Porkins was not a Jihadi.

Ewoks are Wookie Tampons.

Bobba Fett VS Predator.

Don't let THEM immanentize the Eschaton!

Ewige Blumenkraft!

Hail Eris!

Gotta level with you. The Illuminati just doesn't square with me.

internut scholar: I am part of the Builder Bear Group, I could tell you about it, but I would have to build you a bear.

Welcome to my first 'Funny' Vote.

You know, the traditional punishment of cutting out the offender's tongue and burying it where the seas wash over it four times each day . . . somehow just does not seem fitting or severe enough when a miscreant divulges The Secrets on the Internet.


I'm just sayin'

Kasira: *coughs*

*complicated hand gesture (you know the one)*

*nods*

You have a nice rack. Curious... is your deadlift off the posts or the floor?

MoronLessOff: Need Help Soonish: ChiliCon: Kasira: *coughs*

*complicated hand gesture (you know the one)*

*nods*

I am pretty sure that you do not mean a certain and friendly, brotherly grip whereby one may know another in the dark as well as in the light....

/that one involves nipple tweaks.....

... *unzip*

Go on...

I like where this is going.
Will there be fist pumping involved?
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Only if you bring the coconut oil this time.

I belong to a couple of different secret societies, I have fellow members in these secret societies, but we don't acknowledge each other. We don't have to. I know who they are, and I know they know me. The primary purpose of my secret societies is to protect ourselves and civilization from organizations like the illuminati, and I know who they are, too, right away when I see them. We fight in very mysterious ways, deep magical and mystical ways that ordinary people don't understand. Just about anyone who runs the government or the mental institutions is part of the conspiracies we are fighting. If you don't already understand, there's nothing you can do.

You mean this website doesn't run the world?

That means I have been reading these comments for nothing.

But at least it explains why Florida is still allowed to vote.

Krikkitbot: [blog.travelintelligence.com image 625x405]

Stonecutters FTW!


"Who holds back the electric car?"

Andrew Wiggin: Need Help Soonish: elev8meL8r: I made Steve Guttenberg.... a star.

YOU did that?

///I should kick your ass for that, but I know you would like it :P

you should see what he does to the metric system.

Actually I like the metric system, it's nice to be able to tell women I'm packin' twelve, and only have it be *sort of* a lie....

I don't know anything about this Illuminati business, but according to this mail I received, I may already be a winner!

Need Help Soonish: MoronLessOff: Need Help Soonish: ChiliCon: Kasira: *coughs*

*complicated hand gesture (you know the one)*

*nods*

I am pretty sure that you do not mean a certain and friendly, brotherly grip whereby one may know another in the dark as well as in the light....

/that one involves nipple tweaks.....

... *unzip*

Go on...

I like where this is going.
Will there be fist pumping involved?
[i289.photobucket.com image 500x281]

Only if you bring the coconut oil this time.

Bring towels and you got yourself a deal.

Having recently attended my grandfathers funeral, the secret society that weirds me out is the Free Masons.

Mr Rusty Shackleford: Kasira: *coughs*

*complicated hand gesture (you know the one)*

*nods*

You have a nice rack. Curious... is your deadlift off the posts or the floor?

Off the floor.

the_sidewinder: Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: To all members:

The sun continues to shine in Belarus...

The pigeon only sings at night

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Lawn_offit: Gotta level with you. The Illuminati just doesn't square with me.

That's amason that you'd say that out loud. Those occultists re-enact the Murder of Biff. Here I am asayin it's not cool to re-enact murder, but you do like to help people. So I guess it's ok...what am I sayin. Your on the slide rule to hellfire Luciferian.

Only at the top do you find out the truth. Sometimes the light is not what you expect. Nine Gates.

internut scholar: I am part of the Builder Bear Group, I could tell you about it, but I would have to build you a bear.

BuilderBear Group and Bilderburg Group are one and the same.

basemetal: Illuminati shluminati, the New World Order is where it's happening.

Only the Wolf Pack Faction.

/NWO for life

Kasira: Mr Rusty Shackleford: Kasira: *coughs*

*complicated hand gesture (you know the one)*

*nods*

You have a nice rack. Curious... is your deadlift off the posts or the floor?

Off the floor.

Well done. I have the powerline too. Very sweet rack for the $$.

Sorry, I am having a little trouble catching up here . . .

Are we employed as tools of the ambition of our unknown superiors, or not?

I am a member of the Serene and Peculiar Order of the Rope and Bottle. Our primary purpose is to troll the low-budget areas of the red-light districts and set up traps with bottles of cheap beer and a length of rope.

We keep the females we catch. The males are used for reactor shielding.

/The computer is your friend.

I'd tell you guys which society I belong to but it's pretty obscure. I doubt any of you squares have ever even heard of it.

Switch tapes two and six!

MoronLessOff: Need Help Soonish: MoronLessOff: Need Help Soonish: ChiliCon: Kasira: *coughs*

*complicated hand gesture (you know the one)*

*nods*

I am pretty sure that you do not mean a certain and friendly, brotherly grip whereby one may know another in the dark as well as in the light....

/that one involves nipple tweaks.....

... *unzip*

Go on...

I like where this is going.
Will there be fist pumping involved?
[i289.photobucket.com image 500x281]

Only if you bring the coconut oil this time.

Bring towels and you got yourself a deal.

Just towels? But I have rubber sheets for that!

'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.

Link (new window)

Anyone can join.

I am a proud member of the Zioinist World Government. Also the Illuminati, the Discordians, Mensa, the NRA, and the YMCA.