I remember the original outcry over Episode 1 when it came out...people are going to pay to see it again...IN 3D? come on already...milk that teet some more Lucas.

/would go see The Grey if I was hittin' a theater...

I'd only ever shown my kids the Star Wars that I'd grown up with. But my 6 year old son saw the trailer and wants to see Episode 1. So Jar-Jar in full 3D for me, ugh.

Half Right: How about I punch myself in the groin. I think that'd be the best option of those listed.

I find your lack of celebrity worship refreshing.

Krieghund: sprawl15: Krieghund: None, I'll be busy playing modding The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

FTFM.

/tools release today whoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Yeah, you FTF me too.

My point was that video games are just as bad as movies in churning out sequel after sequel. And from what I've seen in Skyrim, the only things that relate to the rest of the series are a little bit of the setting and a quest or two. Everything else is rather generic fantasy.

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind featured extensive, interesting lore and a setting notably different from many "traditional" fantasy settings. Unfortunately, neither The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion nor The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim varied as greatly from tradition nor did they feature as deep a lore.

Safe House is the only one worth seeing.

Journey to the back of my soft palate via the nostril, starring sriracha sauce stirred into a tall frosty glass of boiling shasta.

Look! I've already wanted to slap the living sh*t out of Jar Jar Bink for the past ten years! I don't need to be teased with 3D on top of it!

I'll be catching Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy over at the Camel View 5.

I was thinking about watching Wolf-puncher

I will not give any more money to George Lucas. George, if you still want to make money off of Star Wars, make new movies not crappy rehashes.

Another Earth arrived from Netflix. Thoughts?

That'd be a big 'none of the above.'

I love Denzel so I guess I am going to check that out.

I'd actually go see Star Wars if it was available near me in 2D as well. Hey, it's still Star Wars in the theater. It had it's moments, like the Darth Maul fight.

I wish Hollywood would understand that not everybody enjoys 3D, and that it makes some people feel downright ill. All this emphasis on 3D is just going to make me go to the theater less and less.

Co-worker saw Chonicle last night and liked it a lot. For what it's worth.

I'm going to pirate the shiat out of Buckaroo Banzi, Tank Girl and other really bad movies of that nature

Loucifer: I'll be catching Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy over at the Camel View 5.

I hated that movie. I really wanted to like it, and I certainly can see its merits... but the script is just awful. They never... ever... stop using the spy jargon which is confusing, befuddling, and distracting. Yes, I understood what was going on in the movie for the most part... but I was spending so much time just figuring out what the hell they were trying to say that it was not enjoyable.

NeoCortex42: not everybody enjoys 3D, and that it makes some people feel downright ill.

yo

fark 3D.

None. Going to movies at the movie theater is a waste of money. They're expensive and most new movies are crap. All movies will be out on DVD and streaming media in a short time. And I am patient. Pause, pee, get another drink, un-pause isn't available in a movie theater.

I will also take one Skyrim, please.

I also have The Treasure of the Sierra Madre on my DVR. I will probably watch that.

Are you shiatting me? Those are all garbage.

I think I'll watch Kill List, or perhaps A Dangerous Method.

adm_crunch: I also have The Treasure of the Sierra Madre on my DVR. I will probably watch that.


We don't need no stinkin' DVR

Tziva: Safe House is probably not great, but I kinda want to see it.

It looks like a gun-fighting car chasing snappy one liner explody bit of entertainment. I have no expectations of it other than that. Should be a great film in that context.

When did Fark jump the shark?

The quality of approved submissions seems a bit odd lately...

Oh well! Welcome to Fark!

To the first three: no.

To Phantom Menace: They're not stringing Lucas up to be tortured by moviegoers who sit through the film, so fark NO.



/pic very much related

There's jack to drink and girls to throw up on, no movies

Loucifer: I'll be catching Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy over at the Camel View 5.

Great film. Totally understated old school spy movie. Gary Oldman is a farking gift.

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Loucifer: I'll be catching Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy over at the Camel View 5.

I hated that movie. I really wanted to like it, and I certainly can see its merits... but the script is just awful. They never... ever... stop using the spy jargon which is confusing, befuddling, and distracting. Yes, I understood what was going on in the movie for the most part... but I was spending so much time just figuring out what the hell they were trying to say that it was not enjoyable.

That's not a problem for me because I am a spy. Don't tell anyone.

Wellon Dowd: None. I will, however, spend some quality time with a few stills from Journey 2.

needs moar white clothing

i enjoyed episodes 1-3. still don't get the hate. just saying.

Submitter's list is the equivalent of staring at a garbage can for two hours.

I will spend the money that would be wasted going to any of that crap on beer or wine and then watch something on netflix. Will be much more enjoyable.

Primum: Are you shiatting me? Those are all garbage.

I think I'll watch Kill List, or perhaps A Dangerous Method.

Hahahaha a movie snob.

Loucifer: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Loucifer: I'll be catching Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy over at the Camel View 5.

I hated that movie. I really wanted to like it, and I certainly can see its merits... but the script is just awful. They never... ever... stop using the spy jargon which is confusing, befuddling, and distracting. Yes, I understood what was going on in the movie for the most part... but I was spending so much time just figuring out what the hell they were trying to say that it was not enjoyable.

That's not a problem for me because I am a spy. Don't tell anyone.

Your secret is safe with m****CARRIER LOST****

GeeksAreMyPeeps: scottydoesntknow: The only 3D movies I will see are those actually shot for 3D, not added in later. Star Wars 3D is just a shiatty cash-in like every other Lucas re-release.

THIS THIS

You've just earned a Smart and Funny!

I will be watching whatever's next on my Netflix queue which is... one sec... Contagion.

Okay, the first re-release of Star Wars was great. It brought the original films to a whole new generation and cleaned it up a lot. It's a decent film that should be preserved.

The second re-release was kind of a whorish money grab, but the added FX and filled out scenes were actually kinda cool.

The third re-release, prequels, etc. were like taking a geriatric horse, stuffing it full of steroids and giving it a new heart, then forcing it to run in a kentucky derby all over again. I mean, seriously. Let the horse have it s twilight years, to live on in its progeny such as the EU games and books that take the blood line in a new direction.

Star Wars 3D: ZOMGZOMBIEHORSE!

I_C_Weener: There is a new Star Wars Episode I? Cool. Maybe this time George will remake it better than the original.

Not bloody likely.

Krieghund: None, I'll be busy playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

Ding, ding, ding!

Everyone should go see 'Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close' instead of any of that garbage. It's fantastic. Though apparently not for everyone since it's only got a 6.3 on IMDB (I voted 9).