FARK.com: (6927359) Speaking of movies, which new movie do you think you'll see this weekend: Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, Safe House, The Vow, or Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace 3D

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		Speaking of movies, which new movie do you think you'll see this weekend: Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, Safe House, The Vow, or Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace 3D (fark.com)		173
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ElusiveWookiee		2012-02-07 11:04:28 AM

That last one.

Burninate		2012-02-07 11:07:14 AM

None of the above

Krieghund		2012-02-07 11:07:43 AM

None, I'll be busy playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

scottydoesntknow		2012-02-07 11:09:49 AM

The only 3D movies I will see are those actually shot for 3D, not added in later. Star Wars 3D is just a shiatty cash-in like every other Lucas re-release.

Half Right		2012-02-07 11:10:04 AM

How about I punch myself in the groin. I think that'd be the best option of those listed.

RedPhoenix122		2012-02-07 11:11:21 AM

scottydoesntknow: The only 3D movies I will see are those actually shot for 3D, not added in later. Star Wars 3D is just a shiatty cash-in like every other Lucas re-release or prequel.

FTFFanboys.

Moogable		2012-02-07 11:13:12 AM

Krieghund: None, I'll be busy playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

People are still playing skyrim?

/Final Fantasy 13-2 is where it's at.

sprawl15		2012-02-07 11:13:47 AM

Krieghund: None, I'll be busy ~~playing~~ modding The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

FTFM.

/tools release today whoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

AtticusFinchEsq		2012-02-07 11:14:02 AM

I think I need to find me a woman and take her to see THE VOW. Biatches love Channing Tatum.

Mirrorz		2012-02-07 11:24:50 AM

I don't see any of the major porn releases listed.

It's the big opening weekend for Degrading Grannies 17, and Fissure Fisting Philanthropists 5.

I_C_Weener		2012-02-07 11:26:42 AM

There is a new Star Wars Episode I? Cool. Maybe this time George will remake it better than the original.

Tziva		2012-02-07 11:28:33 AM

Safe House is probably not great, but I kinda want to see it.

HoboCop		2012-02-07 11:28:35 AM

My wife thinks I'm going to go see the vow with her. I'd rather be punched in the dick repeatedly.

NEUPhD		2012-02-07 11:30:00 AM

Going to see The Vow this weekend.

texdent		2012-02-07 11:30:17 AM

Really? Green?

JerseyTim		2012-02-07 11:30:52 AM

Anyone who goes to see the Star Wars prequels in 3D deserves to lose certain Constitutional rights.

scottydoesntknow		2012-02-07 11:31:49 AM

AtticusFinchEsq: I think I need to find me a woman and take her to see THE VOW. Biatches love Channing Tatum.

My girlfriend made a good point. Her quote paraphrased:

"If I woke up from a coma without any recollection of the past few years, and Channing Tatum was standing over the hospital bed saying he was my fiance/future husband, I would think I won the goddamn lottery!"

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey		2012-02-07 11:32:35 AM

I haven't gone to the movie theater since watching Puss in Boots. This slate of films won't change that.

hoots_toot_ochaye		2012-02-07 11:34:28 AM

I_C_Weener: There is a new Star Wars Episode I? Cool. Maybe this time George will remake it better than the original.

No, he's just taken the one we all love to hate on, and turned it into a 3D crapfest in order to make more money off it.

I believe he's doing this with the other films in the series too.

Krieghund		2012-02-07 11:40:52 AM

sprawl15: Krieghund: None, I'll be busy playing modding The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

FTFM.

/tools release today whoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Yeah, you FTF me too.

My point was that video games are just as bad as movies in churning out sequel after sequel. And from what I've seen in Skyrim, the only things that relate to the rest of the series are a little bit of the setting and a quest or two. Everything else is rather generic fantasy.

sprawl15		2012-02-07 11:47:04 AM

I_C_Weener: There is a new Star Wars Episode I? Cool. Maybe this time George will remake it better than the original.

Well, they already remade the trailer for The Phantom Menace 3D.

RexTalionis		2012-02-07 11:50:17 AM

I think I'm going to take my Blade Runner Final Cut 5-disc Bluray set out for a spin.

/Never seen it before, would you believe it?

AtticusFinchEsq		2012-02-07 12:00:46 PM

scottydoesntknow: My girlfriend made a good point. Her quote paraphrased:

"If I woke up from a coma without any recollection of the past few years, and Channing Tatum was standing over the hospital bed saying he was my fiance/future husband, I would think I won the goddamn lottery!"

Well, yeah. Because she can't remember seeing him attempt to act.

Therion		2012-02-07 12:34:09 PM

Today is Netflix release day for Scorpion King 3. Compare and contrast.

DanZero		2012-02-07 01:07:06 PM

texdent: Really? Green?

TFD's have been going green at least once a day since the beginning of this year. FARK party travel gets expensive ya know!

downstairs		2012-02-07 01:46:19 PM

Burninate: None of the above

Makh		2012-02-07 01:51:46 PM

"Star Wars: The Phantom Menace was the most disappointing thing since my son, and while my son eventually hanged himself in the bathroom of a gas station, the unfortunate reality of the Star Wars prequels is that they'll be around forever." (new window)

Let's get this out of the way.

Organic Chemistry		2012-02-07 01:53:58 PM

Who's speaking of movies?

usttsdw		2012-02-07 02:00:31 PM

Moogable: Krieghund: None, I'll be busy playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

People are still playing skyrim?

/Final Fantasy 13-2 is where it's at.

Not to threadjack, but how is 13-2? Been debating getting it.

justanotherfarkinfarker		2012-02-07 02:02:32 PM

The one involving hot Russian girls gettin it on. It's on the internet someplace.

brandnewchair		2012-02-07 02:03:46 PM

PSSSHHH
fark george lucas for not releasing the original print of the phantom menace that we all loved in 1999!

why cant he just release both versions! why do you have to keep messing with your masterpieces george?

jar jar stepped in bantha poodoo first!

Evil Mackerel		2012-02-07 02:04:00 PM

downstairs: Burninate: None of the above

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Lost Thought 00		2012-02-07 02:04:04 PM

I'll be watching all the Oscar nominated movies that will be returning to theaters to capitalize on the publicity.

Rapmaster2000		2012-02-07 02:04:05 PM

I'll be watching Butt Sluts Go Nuts #11.

Walker		2012-02-07 02:04:09 PM

None of the above.

HailRobonia		2012-02-07 02:04:21 PM

Krieghund: None, I'll be busy playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

You're supposed to say "I was going to go to the movies, but I took an arrow to the knee."

masercot		2012-02-07 02:04:40 PM

Yeah...put me down for Skyrim as well...

Apos		2012-02-07 02:05:45 PM

Safe House ,if only to see DW easily out-act Reynolds merely by smiling.

texdent		2012-02-07 02:05:46 PM

This is my fourth green this year. That's more than I've gotten in the last few years.

Mirrorz		2012-02-07 02:06:40 PM

Organic Chemistry: Who's speaking of movies?

The ten or fifteen threads that came before this one in the TFD earlier this morning had movie related topics.

jj325		2012-02-07 02:07:04 PM

I remember the first time I saw Phantom Menace all I could think about was how cool it would be if that Jar Jar Binks was in 3-D

MoronLessOff		2012-02-07 02:07:06 PM

HoboCop: My wife thinks I'm going to go see ~~the vow~~ The Notebook 2 with her. I'd rather be punched in the dick repeatedly.

Also, none of the above.

Detinwolf		2012-02-07 02:07:36 PM

Chronicle was strangely compelling.

bbfreak		2012-02-07 02:09:18 PM

ElusiveWookiee: That last one.

Why? You want to reward Lucas with more money for the pos that the first three episodes are?

ultraholland		2012-02-07 02:09:54 PM

I have Black Dynamite sitting on the shelf and I've never watched it. Think I'll do that this weekend.

Disposable Rob		2012-02-07 02:09:55 PM

Moogable: Krieghund: None, I'll be busy playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

People are still playing skyrim?

/Final Fantasy 13-2 is where it's at.

Kingdoms of Amalur for us non-Nipponophiles.

wildcardjack		2012-02-07 02:10:03 PM

I was going to see Safe Room, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

The All-Powerful Atheismo		2012-02-07 02:10:17 PM

I_C_Weener: There is a new Star Wars Episode I? Cool. Maybe this time George will remake it better than the original.

Episode I is already better than the original.

The All-Powerful Atheismo		2012-02-07 02:12:01 PM

Rapmaster2000: I'll be watching Butt Sluts Go Nuts #11.

That was good, but it lacks a certain... joie de vivre that we came to expect after Butt Sluts Go Nuts #10

ballistic123		2012-02-07 02:12:29 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: I_C_Weener: There is a new Star Wars Episode I? Cool. Maybe this time George will remake it better than the original.

Episode I is already better than the original.

I love the use of Comic Sans.

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