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(Chicago Tribune) Unlikely Yeah, and I want Drew to actually read the headlines   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 15
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Ender's [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 11:34:06 AM
Happy Birthday, Drew
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 01:27:29 PM
Happy Birthday Drew!
 
CaptainWes [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 01:39:31 PM
Yes, happy birthday Drew! I totally didn't forget your birthday.
 
ritalinchild 54
2012-02-07 02:09:47 PM
What?
 
ski9600
2012-02-07 02:11:23 PM
Happy Birthday!
 
RoyBatty
2012-02-07 02:22:25 PM
/as usual I have no clue as to what's going on.

Happy Birthday Drew!

/awaits prize
 
Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 02:27:14 PM
A happy birthday you should have, Drew.
 
Misch [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 02:53:52 PM
Wouldn't you rather they read the articles AND the headlines?

/happy birthday Drew
 
StoneColdAtheist
2012-02-07 03:50:38 PM
O'Doul's Amber at 4 pm, Drew?
 
quatchi
2012-02-07 04:08:31 PM
Was thinking of getting Drew a corduroy pillow for his birthday so he could make headlines while he slept.

Then I realized what a silly idea this was and spent the money on beer instead.

Happeh Bday, Drew.

/Read the headlines? *snert* Good one.
 
links136
2012-02-07 11:50:23 PM
happyeth birthdayeth, drew
 
Ambivalence [TotalFark]
2012-02-08 01:09:14 AM
Ender's: Happy Birthday, Drew

Drew Who?

Oh! Is it Dr. Drew's birthday?
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2012-02-08 01:46:55 AM
Ambivalence: Ender's: Happy Birthday, Drew

Drew Who?

Oh! Is it Dr. Drew's birthday?

No.
 
bingethinker [TotalFark]
2012-02-08 03:28:40 PM
Now now, Subby. Somebody reads every headline. They just don't check to see if the headline has anything to do with the linked article.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2012-02-08 04:18:15 PM
bingethinker: Now now, Subby. Somebody reads every headline. They just don't check to see if the headline has anything to do with the linked article.

And that's because the admins have an average of 2000-3000 submissions to slog through daily. Even more than that if something news flash worthy happens.
 
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