Wow............

Oh and this is my favorite paragraph:

Before releasing the store surveillance photo, cops pixelated it to obscure explicit images on the box of the "Fark Me Silly #1" model "mega masturbator." As previously reported, the stolen 20-pound sex doll is described by its manufacturer as "the most realistic piece of ass you ever farked...Slap that big round ass and listen to the whack...it sounds and feels just like a real ass!"

Backwards Cornfield Races: Oh and this is my favorite paragraph:

Before releasing the store surveillance photo, cops pixelated it to obscure explicit images on the box of the "Fark Me Silly #1" model "mega masturbator." As previously reported, the stolen 20-pound sex doll is described by its manufacturer as "the most realistic piece of ass you ever farked...Slap that big round ass and listen to the whack...it sounds and feels just like a real ass!"

I'm not sure if I can tell just which item was stolen, now that it's all pixelated.

What a WANKER!

....mom?!?

Does the store really want it back?

he lost interest two blocks later

Does it come in black?

litespeed74: Does it come in black?

yes, it does. and it comes with penis, too.

Well, I'm glad it captured my good side, but sheesh, I'm telling you guys, the camera adds 15 pounds easily.

I've always hated pictures taken from my left side.

And it was a 'get well soon' gift for a friend, thank you very much.

If someone steals your Fark me Silly #1 Realistic Ass sex toy, let it go, because maaaan it's gone.

SHAKE THE CRIME STICK!

Lionel Mandrake: Wow...buying masturbation aides is bad enough.

Don't knock it until you try it.

Slives: Is there that much a difference between a $20 model and the $250 one?

Aesthetics?

There's no way that guy only weighs 165 lbs.

Bangkok has it now..

See, ladies? When you don't take it in the butt, you create criminals.

I've been in that sex shop!

FTFA: "Before releasing the store surveillance photo, cops pixelated it to obscure explicit images on the box of the "fark Me Silly #1" model "mega masturbator.""

...and before releasing their own uncensored version, Smoking Gun added red boxes to obscure explicit images on the box of the "fark Me Silly #1" model "mega masturbator, thereby negating the purpose of adding the uncensored version.

/pussies

described by its manufacturer as "the most realistic piece of ass you ever farked...

The people at fark-Me-Silly definately know their customers.

Slap that big round ass and listen to the whack...it sounds and feels just like a real ass!"

I wonder if there's a heating element. Otherwise it'd be like banging a corpse.

NTTAWWT

Fark's Sake: I've been in that sex shop!

What's his Fark handl-- oh, I found him guys!

Meh..just see who hasn't shown up to work for the past few days...cross check that with walmart receipts for astro glide...you've found your perp.

Wait, does that thing only have one uh, "access port?" Or is there a choice? It's hard to tell. For $250, you should get both um ... things.

Slives: I cringed at the idea of a $250 sex toy, until I remembered that Real Dolls are several thousand dollars each.

Is there that much a difference between a $20 model and the $250 one?

I've heard there is. Mostly in the weight and stability, and... I've said too much.

/$250 is still a ripoff considering the manufacturing cost though.

Is that you, kwame?

With turbo-fist?

I hope he realises that here in East Germany we use 220v.

/Our surgeons did what they could, but it took two hours just to get the smile off his face.

Sounds like an inside job to me.

Awwwwwww --- leave the sad lonely man alone.

I would think that living with himself and having to look at himself in the mirror after such an act is punishment enough. You just know he scoped it out a week earlier. Its been eating at his mind

\fark me jimmy
\\you can fark me silly jimmy! SILLY!!!!

For that kind of scratch it better have an automated finger to go in my butt when I'm not looking.

the stolen 20-pound sex doll

Why didn't he save time and steal the two-pack?

TomD9938: described by its manufacturer as "the most realistic piece of ass you ever farked...

The people at fark-Me-Silly definately know their customers.

Slap that big round ass and listen to the whack...it sounds and feels just like a real ass!"

I wonder if there's a heating element. Otherwise it'd be like banging a corpse.



/for those times when you just can't get any real corpse ass

TomD9938: described by its manufacturer as "the most realistic piece of ass you ever farked...

The people at fark-Me-Silly definately know their customers.

Slap that big round ass and listen to the whack...it sounds and feels just like a real ass!"

I wonder if there's a heating element. Otherwise it'd be like banging a corpse.

NTTAWWT

Dunk it it a warm tub for a few minutes.

MoronLessOff: Dunk it it a warm tub for a few minutes.

I think that's the idea behind the toy, isn't it?

*fap*

Any Farkers own the "Mega Masturbator" and have an opinion on it? Waste of money, or "A+++ would come again"?
Just curious.

Rip Dashrock: Just curious.

I used to have a head honcho. Only cost 20 bucks and it was awesome.