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xen0blue: Kuroshin: The Onion only makes fun of absurdity.

Stop being absurd, and they'll stop making fun of you.

gay marriage is pretty absurd, but I don't see them making fun of it?

See? This is what I'm on about. This is what qualifies as Republican Humor. Open sarcastic bigotry. Ripe for parody.

Every bigot is a walking bulls-eye.



Including you, my friend. Everyone should have the right to marry, but if you don't think gay marriage is ripe comic material, you need a new funny bone.

why don't you tell us some funny gay marriage jokes that aren't rooted in a place of bigotry?



Even easier to spot the people with no sense of humor whatsoever than the "bigots".

EVERY joke has a victim.

"Comedy is the refuge of the weird, the offensive, the ostracized and the opressed. Conservatism througout history has rejected and demonized the nonconforming. The conservative notion of comedy is bullying and ridiculing the strange until it conforms. The progressive notion of comedy is bullying and ridiculing the norm until it is exposed as strange. This is why conservatives will never understand true comedy and will never understand why they are not funny" - ShakeGetInHere

skullkrusher: Stay classy, Socialists!

Oh f*ck off.

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xen0blue: Kuroshin: The Onion only makes fun of absurdity.

Stop being absurd, and they'll stop making fun of you.

gay marriage is pretty absurd, but I don't see them making fun of it?

See? This is what I'm on about. This is what qualifies as Republican Humor. Open sarcastic bigotry. Ripe for parody.

Every bigot is a walking bulls-eye.



Including you, my friend. Everyone should have the right to marry, but if you don't think gay marriage is ripe comic material, you need a new funny bone.

why don't you tell us some funny gay marriage jokes that aren't rooted in a place of bigotry?



Even easier to spot the people with no sense of humor whatsoever than the "bigots".

EVERY joke has a victim.

All your posts are a joke. Guess who the victim is.

The right-wing dose provide the best material.

I see a couple of you guys have dared to post comments on Breitbart! I don't have the balls.

doubled99: CapnBlues:
why don't you tell us some funny gay marriage jokes that aren't rooted in a place of bigotry?



Even easier to spot the people with no sense of humor whatsoever than the "bigots".

EVERY joke has a victim.

i think HTML may be somewhere outside your capability, so I'll try to stick with small words and simple sentence structures:

You cannot provide a single example. Even simpler: You fail. You are wrong.

Good day, sir.

buck1138: Guess who the victim is.

?

Kuroshin
Sorry I cannot stay on guard all day in this thread in case i was questioned.
I'm sorry that you cannot see any humor in the aforementioned situation. As I have not made up a clever joke quickly to satisfy i guess that means that there IS in fact no humor in it at all and I must be a hateful bigot. You have truly laid me bare for all to see. Feel free to wrote FAIL, or post whatever funny memes you feel apply.

Again, every joke has a victim, and someone somewhere who strongly feels IT IS NOT FUNNY.
Yet it still is for many without a stick up their ass.

buck1138
All your posts are a joke. Guess who the victim is.



Hey, not bad! there's hope yet...

Uchiha_Cycliste: CapnBlues: Uchiha_Cycliste: \My dad would vote for Bush again... ugh. And he's an intelligent man otherwise.

your dad must be really rich.

No, he's not. I'd wager he pulls down 200k.
He refuses to listen to me when I say the GOP doesn't have his interests at heart. He just claims I'm stupid for siding with the democrats. He simply won't listen to anything else. He's a SW engineer. He's very smart in other things but totally blinded in the realm of politics. He honestly believes the DEMS only raise taxes to waste the money on people who don't deserve it, and get this, that the GOP are the fiscally responsible ones. Seriously, he STILL believes that. He is his father's son. Grandpa wa in the navy, hates dems, hates blacks, gays, maybe woman. You know the type.
Years ago my family was discussing why or how I have curly hair and grandpa popped in with "ni&&3rs in the wood pile" he actually said it in front of my mom. Thanks grandpa... My dad never broke out of his indoctrination.

good lord man.

Dimensio: BunkoSquad: Didn't they try to make a right-wing comedy TV show? And didn't it get cancelled before it came back from its first commercial break?

This sketch from the show should explain why the show failed. I am in agreement with the intended sentiment of the sketch, yet I cannot deny that the sketch is not humourous due to a lack of subtlety and an extension of the intended joke for far longer than was necessary.

I agree, that could have been hilarious. I was smiling at first then it just dragged on & on.

Are there any Conservative Republican comedians (That do political based humor) that are actually funny?

TimSTP: Some things today's right-wingers find hilarious:

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They don't find these things hilarious. They want to bring them back. This is their vision for America.

doubled99: Kuroshin
Sorry I cannot stay on guard all day in this thread in case i was questioned.
I'm sorry that you cannot see any humor in the aforementioned situation. As I have not made up a clever joke quickly to satisfy i guess that means that there IS in fact no humor in it at all and I must be a hateful bigot. You have truly laid me bare for all to see. Feel free to wrote FAIL, or post whatever funny memes you feel apply.

Again, every joke has a victim, and someone somewhere who strongly feels IT IS NOT FUNNY.
Yet it still is for many without a stick up their ass.

you are really, really awful.

Kazrath: Are there any Conservative Republican comedians (That do political based humor) that are actually funny?

Therein lies the crux of the biscuit. It's all about what a particular person finds funny. A conservative is going to find different things funny than a liberal. And an independant gets to laugh at them both.

Kuroshin: Ehhh, you're still treading into bigotry territory for that one. Now, anecdote != evidence, but not a single gay man I know is into interior design or crafts of any kind. Stereotypes are still bigoted, even if they are funny when driven to absurdity.

They don't have to be into it, just unable to agree on anything like a number of straight people who shouldn't but do get married. Frankly it's more a joke on weddings being a PITA than marriage, but it's telling that you set your bloodhounds out to look for exactly one thing.

Kuroshin: And the whole multiple-partner marriage thing...so we're saying they're gay mormons?

No, just drunk idiots (which few would interpret as a statement of gays in general) -- I mean, Vegas for crissakes. They didn't make the mistake sober. I don't even know if gay marriage is legal there! But we all know it's possible to be offended by anything if you try hard enough.

HeartBurnKid: Diogenes: Anything with Nancy Reagan. How soon we forget.

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And that's why "conservative humor" fails. Because the humorless pricks don't know funny if it crawls up their ass, clamps onto their spinal cords, and makes them dance the Watusi.

Speaking of 'dancing the Watusi', who's the Central African dictator-for-life looking guy in the middle?

/dude looks like he's wearing just one glove
//prolly has natural rhythm and dances real good
///must be a real "thriller" to have to host every tin-horn that comes along

CapnBlues


I must apologize for the accidental butt hurt I inflicted. My earlier statement-gay marriage is ripe for humor. Pretty far out huh? Which obviously bothered you alot, as evidenced by your vigilance in waiting for a response.

No, I still havent made up a joke for you. I don't have one right now on marriage in general, either.
Is marriage in general a ripe topic for humor?
There seem to be many movies and tv shows that feel that way. Lots of jokes about failing marriages and couple not getting along. You know what? There are a lot of people going through real problems like that Do you think they think that kind of stuff is funny? Maybe it isn't!

Perhaps the next time some hateful bigot tells a "yo mama" joke you can iinform them of all the poor or obese parents out there who also don't find that kind of mysoginistic racism amusing either.

dragonchild: Kuroshin: Ehhh, you're still treading into bigotry territory for that one. Now, anecdote != evidence, but not a single gay man I know is into interior design or crafts of any kind. Stereotypes are still bigoted, even if they are funny when driven to absurdity.

They don't have to be into it, just unable to agree on anything like a number of straight people who shouldn't but do get married. Frankly it's more a joke on weddings being a PITA than marriage, but it's telling that you set your bloodhounds out to look for exactly one thing.

Kuroshin: And the whole multiple-partner marriage thing...so we're saying they're gay mormons?

No, just drunk idiots (which few would interpret as a statement of gays in general) -- I mean, Vegas for crissakes. They didn't make the mistake sober. I don't even know if gay marriage is legal there! But we all know it's possible to be offended by anything if you try hard enough.

oh come on. that joke you sketched out -- it turned on two very distinct stereotypes about gay people. one is that they're all femmy and prissy, and two that they're promiscuous and have difficulty with monogamy. That's a joke that leans on stereotypes, and thus is mean-spirited and bordering on hateful.

doubled99: CapnBlues


I must apologize for the accidental butt hurt I inflicted. My earlier statement-gay marriage is ripe for humor. Pretty far out huh? Which obviously bothered you alot, as evidenced by your vigilance in waiting for a response.

No, I still havent made up a joke for you. I don't have one right now on marriage in general, either.
Is marriage in general a ripe topic for humor?
There seem to be many movies and tv shows that feel that way. Lots of jokes about failing marriages and couple not getting along. You know what? There are a lot of people going through real problems like that Do you think they think that kind of stuff is funny? Maybe it isn't!

Perhaps the next time some hateful bigot tells a "yo mama" joke you can iinform them of all the poor or obese parents out there who also don't find that kind of mysoginistic racism amusing either.

leave me alone, please. we're done.

wingnut396: ELKAY:

I know I'm probably reading this incorrectly but it makes me happy to think that there's some contingent of people out there who thinks Obama is not Obama. When I read this it makes me think of an invasion of the body snatchers type scenario. Really, it's no crazier than the birther's beliefs.

The answer is out there... (new window)

You mean there are people who think other people can be born outside the U.S.? How rediculous!

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doubled99: CapnBlues


I must apologize for the accidental butt hurt I inflicted. My earlier statement-gay marriage is ripe for humor. Pretty far out huh? Which obviously bothered you alot, as evidenced by your vigilance in waiting for a response.

No, I still havent made up a joke for you. I don't have one right now on marriage in general, either.
Is marriage in general a ripe topic for humor?
There seem to be many movies and tv shows that feel that way. Lots of jokes about failing marriages and couple not getting along. You know what? There are a lot of people going through real problems like that Do you think they think that kind of stuff is funny? Maybe it isn't!

Perhaps the next time some hateful bigot tells a "yo mama" joke you can iinform them of all the poor or obese parents out there who also don't find that kind of mysoginistic racism amusing either.

leave me alone, please. we're done.



Your clever and cutting responses are truly impressive.You go girl!

CapnBlues: why don't you tell us some funny gay marriage jokes that aren't rooted in a place of bigotry?

The only ones I can think of that are funny are about how gay people want the right to be miserable just like everyone else. And those aren't really funny so much as sad, because the bitter marriage thing just isn't that funny anymore unless you're Louis CK.

doubled99: leave me alone, please. we're done.



Your clever and cutting responses are truly impressive.You go girl!

I'm asking again, politely, that you please leave me alone.

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: CapnBlues: why don't you tell us some funny gay marriage jokes that aren't rooted in a place of bigotry?

The only ones I can think of that are funny are about how gay people want the right to be miserable just like everyone else. And those aren't really funny so much as sad, because the bitter marriage thing just isn't that funny anymore unless you're Louis CK.

I heart that man. he's fantastic.

Man every time Fark links to Big Hollywood I'm reminded of how retarded it is. Would it even get any traffic if farkers weren't going there to point and laugh?

StoneColdAtheist: Speaking of 'dancing the Watusi', who's the Central African dictator-for-life looking guy in the middle?

That's Robert Mugabe before he turned white.

Sounds like they're still pissed that their boy in LA got taken in by the Onion.

Why do you repond, then? Because you're a farkin' tool with nothing better to do or anyone to talk to.
The thread is yours. Keep dazzlin!

GAT_00: Well, you could try being funny yourselves. Of course, last time conservatives tried being funny, we got the Half Hour News Hour.

This. Conservatives aren't funny. It's hard to be funny when you're lecturing everyone and playing victim all the time.

I'd imagine because it was, and still has the sensibilities of, a college-town newspaper?

The real question is why the right feels they should be entitled to fair representation from industries and media they regularly demonize.
I mean, if you're going to belittle their education, their profession, their product and whether it's even possible that they add value to society, does it make any damn sense to then complain that they don't fairly represent you or your views?

doubled99: Why do you repond, then? Because you're a farkin' tool with nothing better to do or anyone to talk to.
The thread is yours. Keep dazzlin!

reported for harassment. i asked you twice to leave me alone. quite politely, I might add. best of luck next time.

Awesome! Finally some comedy

CapnBlues: I heart that man. he's fantastic.

Yeah, but his life and stand-up are really kind of sad. I mean, we laugh at them, but they're sad.

And that's the thing about really good comedy, it's got a lot of tragedy in it. There's pathos. It requires that you feel something for somebody. You laugh because you recognize the tragedy, and you know it could happen to you, or it has happen to you. In other words, a fair degree of empathy is required. It's why Ron White is funnier than Larry the Cable Guy.
Because Ron's stories are kinda sad in a way.
Richard Pryor was funnier after he lit himself on fire, because his stories had some element of sadness. There was tragedy, and we can laugh at shared tragedy.
Many Jewish people make great comedians. Why? Because they see so much horror in everyday life. They see ridiculousness in social convention, and they have a vast history of getting shiat on to hone their understanding of how tragic life really can be. And that's VERY funny.

So the only person who could make fun of gay marriage is somebody that is IN a gay marriage. And they wouldn't be mocking the fact that they wanted to marriage and that was absurd. The comedy would come from a guy lamenting on stage that he only gets to suck one dick for the rest of his life. And it would be funny.

You can't mock a group you have power over, that's not comedy. It's the reason rich white men have to take it on the chin from everybody else when it comes to comedy. They have the most, they get to say the least. It's just how it works, and if they have a problem with it, they can go dry their tears on their big piles of money.

Whoa....Breitbart is still around?

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: CapnBlues: I heart that man. he's fantastic.

Yeah, but his life and stand-up are really kind of sad. I mean, we laugh at them, but they're sad.

Alright, I just wanted to make sure you know -- his show, Louie, is only partially autobiographical. He's not playing himself on that show. he's playing a parody -- a guy with less money and terrible judgement. Just so you know.

CapnBlues: Alright, I just wanted to make sure you know -- his show, Louie, is only partially autobiographical.

Yeah, but his divorce is still real. And that's sad. You can watch his stand-up specials and trace the arc of the relationship.

Magorn: A Dark Evil Omen: frtmn7: Raharu: Right wingers can not come up with good comedy in the same way the Christians can not make a video game worth playing.

/name one good religious video game.
//Name one funny Right-Wing Comedian.

SKyRIm. They have their own religions that make just is much sense as Christianity, if not more. Now do you mean Christian themed games? Zero.

Skyrim is not a religious video game any more than World of Warcraft is; just having religions in-game does not a religious game make. Thing is, Christian mythology is a gold mine for material you could make amazing games out of, and some people have. The "problem", if you can call it that, is that if you place the game first it's no longer an effective didactic/brainwashing tool, any more than Okami converted people to Shinto.

Years ago I remember one of the Mortal combat variants having Kali as a playable character. Now mythology is a rich vien for video games to tap, but here was an actual goddess from a religion a few hundred million people still follow. Can you imagine the outcry if those game designers had also included, say, Jesus as a PC and say give him a finishing move that involved nailing his opponent to a cross?

This may be relevant to your interests.

frtmn7: Raharu: Right wingers can not come up with good comedy in the same way the Christians can not make a video game worth playing.

/name one good religious video game.
//Name one funny Right-Wing Comedian.

SKyRIm. They have their own religions that make just is much sense as Christianity, if not more. Now do you mean Christian themed games? Zero.

I dunno, I always thought Dante's Inferno was underrated.