He'll be careful.

too bad Penny lives on the West Coast, she'd get it back for him.

was it this lightsaber?

LOTR inspired lightsaber (new window)

..I am assuming he will trade his virginity to get to back?

/I keed
//Just as geeky

"I didn't steal your lightsaber!"

"I don't care!"

....wait

Mugato: White people's problems.

No really. No one would fark with Mace Windu's blade.

I want you to go in that bag, and find my lightsaber.

Which one is it?

It's the one that says Bad Motherfarker.

Bearded? Can we assume that whoever lifted this lighsaber was a member of My Morning Jacket, Bon Iver or at the very least lived in Williamsburg Brooklyn?

You'd be pretty uptight, too, if you had a butt for a mouth.

realmojo: You'd be pretty uptight, too, if you had a butt for a mouth.

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Butt?

That's no moon...

/because he killed every boy that dated his daughter.

This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you something.

There were light sabers in LOST? I must have missed that episode!

DNRTFA

I_Am_Weasel: His sad devotion to that ancient Jedi religion has not helped him conjure up the stolen light sabre, or given him enough clairvoyance to find the thief's hidden fortress.

Of course it doesn't. Obviously the thief is a Sith, and is masking his location via force powers!

Or, the thief has a Ysalamir!

/midichlorians!

huh

around the corner from my crib!

realmojo: You'd be pretty uptight, too, if you had a butt for a mouth.

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MMPPHH! MMMPPHH! MMMPPHH!

Some hipster douchebag paid $400 for a lightsaber? Not only did he deserve to have it stolen he should have been thrashed with it before the thief left.

wretched hive of scum and villainy

You know whats disbelievable about Mos Eisley, they didn't come out of the bar to find a parking ticket on their car.

They found it.


/god, I'm a geek

Guilty of light sabre theft.

Brunette Farkette: There were light sabers in LOST? I must have missed that episode!

DNRTFA

you didn't see "NOT PENNY"S LIGHTSABER"?

Wow. In the 7 years I have been either a Farker or a T'Fer, this is the stupidest article I have ever read. And also the greatest missed opportunity to use the dumbass tag.

FTFA: ""Who steals somebody's lightsaber? It's like stealing someone's toy out of the sandbox."

Better question there, asshat... Who brings a lightsaber to a farking bar in Brooklyn??? New York Jedi???? Jesus Farking Christ. Get a farking job, and get out of Mommy's basement you stupid farking moron!

This story makes my head hurt.