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If one of your coworkers doesn't come back from a smoke break, don't be alarmed
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maitaimaker
2012-02-07 08:59:06 AM
it's just a spring clean for the may queen
ChrisDe
2012-02-07 08:59:27 AM
I used to work in an office where I, as a non-smoker, got a 10-minute break every morning and afternoon. The smokers basically got unlimited breaks to go outside and smoke.
Still pisses me off.
antidisestablishmentarianism
2012-02-07 09:00:57 AM
SO if that article is right, if you smoke you shouldn't bother quitting because the damage has been done?
DaveX
2012-02-07 09:01:51 AM
We get it, smoking is bad. Now shouldn't we be using that money to find out something we don't know?
\still no cure for...
BurnShrike
2012-02-07 09:04:33 AM
DaveX
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We get it, smoking is bad
Evidently not. There are still a great many people who smoke.
Happy Hours
2012-02-07 09:05:22 AM
antidisestablishmentarianism
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SO if that article is right, if you smoke you shouldn't bother quitting because the damage has been done?
Keep puffing away - that's not what the article said at all.
SirLothar
2012-02-07 09:08:11 AM
Publish an article about a study. State certain conclusions generated from study. Last sentence of the article claim "No clear conclusions".
Excellent read!
I-baLL
2012-02-07 09:08:24 AM
maitaimaker
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it's just a spring clean for the may queen
Heh. I came here to post this so..uh..This.
Jake Havechek
2012-02-07 09:08:44 AM
Jim: I'm just saying that you can't be sure that is wasn't you.
Dwight: That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me.
Jim: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.
Dwight: I would remember.
Jim: Well, how could you, if it just erased your memory?
Dwight: That's not how it works.
Jim: Now how do you know how it works?
Dwight: Knock it off, okay, I'm interviewing you.
Jim: No! You said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?
antidisestablishmentarianism
2012-02-07 09:08:49 AM
Happy Hours
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antidisestablishmentarianism: SO if that article is right, if you smoke you shouldn't bother quitting because the damage has been done?
Keep puffing away - that's not what the article said at all.
FTFA:
Among men who stopped smoking 10 years before assessment, their risk for cognitive decline was similar to the risk associated with nonsmokers. However, men who stopped smoking within 10 years before assessment, their risks for cognitive decline was more similar to current smokers' risk.
You're right, I read that wrong.
TravelingFreakshow
2012-02-07 09:09:07 AM
They are assuming a lot. Like I have 10 years left to recover.
/puff
Jerkwater
2012-02-07 09:09:58 AM
I quit smoking 5 months ago after 15 years. I still get up every 2 hours or so and go outside for a minute, it's just part of my work routine at this point. I don't think my co-workers care. After all, they are at perfect liberty to do the same thing if they want to.
snocone
2012-02-07 09:10:02 AM
derp is as derp does
FTA:
No clear conclusions about the mechanism can be determined from this study.
So, quit drawing conclusions.
Spirit Hammer
2012-02-07 09:25:31 AM
I must be smoking too much, because this looks like crap to me.
"Male smokers and male nonsmokers should clear differences in risk for rapid cognitive decline. Contrary, female smokers and female nonsmokers did not reveal a clear difference in risk for dementia."
RangerTaylor
2012-02-07 09:31:18 AM
Am I the only person who read the headline and before I RTFA, I was imagining a bunch of guards at a reactor in Iran? One goes out to smoke, the rest hear a rustling, go outside to check, and see nothing but scuff marks and a large cardboard box.
"Huh? What was that? . . . Just a box . . ."
TheGogmagog
2012-02-07 09:36:53 AM
Anyone take the poll on that page?
Who will win the Republican nomination?
Ron Paul 56.46%
Mitt Romney 33.95%
Newt Gingrich 6.28%
Rick Santorum 3.31%
Total Votes: 6860
/seems legit.
ChrisDe
2012-02-07 09:43:34 AM
TheGogmagog
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Anyone take the poll on that page?
Who will win the Republican nomination?
Ron Paul 56.46%
Mitt Romney 33.95%
Newt Gingrich 6.28%
Rick Santorum 3.31%
Total Votes: 6860
/seems legit.
This has all the makings of a Fark / Ron Paul landslide.
Intoxoman
2012-02-07 09:51:46 AM
I think that the...ummmmmm....uhhhhh.......forgot what I was going to say. Oh well off for a smoke.
GBB
2012-02-07 09:58:16 AM
Jerkwater
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I quit smoking 5 months ago after 15 years. I still get up every 2 hours or so and go outside for a minute, it's just part of my work routine at this point. I don't think my co-workers care. After all, they are at perfect liberty to do the same thing if they want to.
Sure we are. Nothing says, "Hey, there's a productive worker!" than stopping what you are doing to go outside and do nothing. At least when the boss sees a smoker out there they still think, "Well, that's understandable; we can't very well have them smoke inside."
Flawed perceptions are still perceptions.
Neondistraction
2012-02-07 09:59:36 AM
BurnShrike
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DaveX: We get it, smoking is bad
Evidently not. There are still a great many people who smoke.
Everyone knows damn well that smoking is bad for your health. They know it because they're constantly being reminded of it by everyone around them that doesn't smoke. People still smoke mostly because it's very addictive, although there are a few that do it because they like it and just don't give a fark about the impact to their health.
/ for the record I've never smoked a cigarette in my life
macaddict0
2012-02-07 10:07:16 AM
I-baLL
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maitaimaker: it's just a spring clean for the may queen
Heh. I came here to post this so..uh..This.
Yeah.... that.
MBooda
2012-02-07 10:34:43 AM
Damn, it's true. I only smoke after sex and I can't remember the last time I smoked.
Egoy3k
2012-02-07 10:50:05 AM
Neondistraction
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People still smoke mostly because it's very addictive, although there are a few that do it because they like it and just don't give a fark about the impact to their health.
Pretty much this, I eat right, hardly ever drink, get lots of exercise and generally take care of myself. My lifestyle is healthier than the douchebags who will tell me how bad a person I am because I smoke with a mouth full of McDonalds.
JackieRabbit
2012-02-07 10:56:07 AM
I think it was about three months ago, when I read that "researchers" had determined that smokers scored higher on cognitive skills tests. All of these findings are crap. Smoking is not good for you, but it really isn't as bad as we're told.
offmymeds
2012-02-07 01:30:52 PM
macaddict0
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I-baLL: maitaimaker: it's just a spring clean for the may queen
Heh. I came here to post this so..uh..This.
Yeah.... that.
Uh huh...
groppet
2012-02-07 06:23:21 PM
The funny thing to me is how many people I see in their 20s smoking. You would think with all the information out there they wouldnt. Especially my dumb ass roomate. she thinks I cant tell when she smokes indoors that pisses me off to no end.
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-02-07 11:16:49 PM
groppet
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The funny thing to me is how many people I see in their 20s smoking. You would think with all the information out there they wouldnt. Especially my dumb ass roomate. she thinks I cant tell when she smokes indoors that pisses me off to no end.
People smoke cause it tastes good. DUH
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