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(Townhall) Amusing If you don't have the sense to re-elect Obama, that's your own -- I mean Bush's -- fault   (townhall.com) divider line 46
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2012-02-07 08:42:28 AM
He had the courage to tell the Supreme Court off for daring to defy him in its campaign finance law ruling. And he did it during his State of the Union speech, when they weren't in a position to object, showing just what a marvelous tactician he is.

Like GWB did in the 2004 SOTU over 'redefining marriage' by 'activist judges'.

Or like Reagan did over school prayer in the 1988 SOTU.

Or in the 1984 SOTU over Roe v Wade.

He was sick and tired of our being in Iraq, an action approved by a joint resolution of Congress, so he telegraphed a date certain to withdraw. But he wasn't going to let Republicans think he couldn't flex his own muscles in the nominal cause of freedom, so he one-upped those dolts again by intervening in Libya without consulting Congress at all, much less getting its approval.

Yes, go after Obama on Libya.

27.media.tumblr.com

Please make this an issue this election.

Every year he's been in office, his deficits have greatly exceeded $1 trillion

The deficit was zero dollars on 19 Jan 2009. I keep forgetting that.

and he is on course to double the national debt in five years and triple it in 10.

Reagan tripled it in 8.

I can't read any further. This man is impervious to facts.
 
2012-02-07 08:59:29 AM
Damn, they're really reaching now, aren't they?
 
2012-02-07 09:02:32 AM
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2012-02-07 09:05:06 AM
Wouldn't it technically be Kerry's fault too?
 
2012-02-07 09:07:10 AM
Dusk-You-n-Me: I can't read any further. This man is impervious to facts.

Hint: this is the writer's brother:

crooksandliars.com

Why would you expect facts from a Limbaugh?
 
2012-02-07 09:07:38 AM
Rush Limbaugh's brother is so lame he had to hang from his brother's nuts completely. The dude should have come out as a democrat/lib pundit I guarantee he'd be doing better for himself right now than writing shiatty editorials for townhall.
 
2012-02-07 09:08:14 AM
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Here ya' go Rushbo brother. It's hard to get that can of derp off the top shelf.
 
2012-02-07 09:12:53 AM
There are two parties in America. A stupid party, and an evil party. Most of the time, stupid is trying to stop evil, and evil is trying to stop stupid. But sometimes they get together and do something that is both evil and stupid. We call it 'bipartisanship'.

And so, for your ever future success, your endearing loyalty, and your naive clinging to magic words and rituals, we present for your edification and election, the Stupid and Evil party pupp- err, candidates. Enjoy your vote. We sure do.
 
2012-02-07 09:13:54 AM
Goldwater is right - the Evangelicals took over the party. It started with Phyllis Schlafley and the pro-life movement recruiting them to bolster their anti-abortion position (note that I chose those two terms carefully), and the cost was ceding the entire party to them. Romney would be only marginally different from Obama, unless you actually believe he's become a super-conservative. His primary effect would be enabling the Republican Congress (there's good reason to think a GOP win for president would maintain their ownership of the House).

Gingrich is poisonous.

Santorum's obsession with perpetuating anti-gay bigotry makes him an exceedingly bad choice. The gay issue is an albatross that the GOP needs to gas, incinerate, and then destroy the facilities and all records thereof.
 
2012-02-07 09:14:38 AM
Could be his second term running platform: Obama....He's entitled!

Campaign bumper stickers and buttons: Entitlement 2012 - Not Just For The Poor Anymore.
 
2012-02-07 09:16:21 AM
The perfect blend of "spineless, inexperienced nobody who can't lead" "who is iron-fistedly running our country into oblivion".
 
2012-02-07 09:24:44 AM
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2012-02-07 09:30:12 AM
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Can you repeat that please....it was garbled.
 
2012-02-07 09:31:01 AM
Dusk-You-n-Me: I can't read any further. This man is impervious to facts.

It's Town Hall, man. They just grab things that are floating in the echo chamber and regurgitate it. They don't bother to actually see if any of it is valid or true.
 
2012-02-07 09:38:26 AM
WE GET IT. HE'S BLACK.

/14GOP88
 
2012-02-07 09:42:42 AM
scarmig: There are two parties in America. A stupid party, and an evil party.

No. It's Spineless Weenie Party vs. Stupid/Evil Party.
 
2012-02-07 09:45:05 AM
If you don't vote for Obama, you're racist.
 
2012-02-07 09:48:02 AM
beta_plus: If you don't vote for Obama, you're racist.

If you believe this, you're stupid.
 
2012-02-07 09:54:51 AM
heinekenftw: Dusk-You-n-Me: I can't read any further. This man is impervious to facts.

Hint: this is the writer's brother:

[crooksandliars.com image 340x256]

Why would you expect facts from a Limbaugh?


It's sad the derp this pantload has to write for big brother Rushbo to toss him one of his used Dominican boys.
 
2012-02-07 09:59:40 AM
"Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be recalled and perhaps remedied."

Pearl Buck (1892 - 1973)
 
2012-02-07 10:02:08 AM
The article doesn't touch on how under Obama the markets doubled and quadrupled thereby increasing the wealth disparity bewteen the 1% and the 99% even more.

With democrats like Obama...we don't need a republican party.
 
2012-02-07 10:02:12 AM
Dusk-You-n-Me: beta_plus: If you don't vote for Obama, you're racist.

If you believe this, you're
stupid.
 
2012-02-07 10:05:24 AM
Dusk-You-n-Me: He had the courage to tell the Supreme Court off for daring to defy him in its campaign finance law ruling. And he did it during his State of the Union speech, when they weren't in a position to object, showing just what a marvelous tactician he is.

Like GWB did in the 2004 SOTU over 'redefining marriage' by 'activist judges'.

Or like Reagan did over school prayer in the 1988 SOTU.

Or in the 1984 SOTU over Roe v Wade.

He was sick and tired of our being in Iraq, an action approved by a joint resolution of Congress, so he telegraphed a date certain to withdraw. But he wasn't going to let Republicans think he couldn't flex his own muscles in the nominal cause of freedom, so he one-upped those dolts again by intervening in Libya without consulting Congress at all, much less getting its approval.

Yes, go after Obama on Libya.

[27.media.tumblr.com image 461x689]

Please make this an issue this election.

Every year he's been in office, his deficits have greatly exceeded $1 trillion

The deficit was zero dollars on 19 Jan 2009. I keep forgetting that.

and he is on course to double the national debt in five years and triple it in 10.

Reagan tripled it in 8.

I can't read any further. This man is impervious to facts.


Whole lotta deflection

guitar slide

Whole lotta deflection

guitar slide

baby you need coolin.....woman im not foolin.....
 
2012-02-07 10:07:36 AM
Giltric: Whole lotta deflection

guitar slide

Whole lotta deflection

guitar slide

baby you need coolin.....woman im not foolin.....


Whatever you say, Zepp.
 
2012-02-07 10:12:53 AM
Giltric: The article doesn't touch on how under Obama the markets doubled and quadrupled thereby increasing the wealth disparity bewteen the 1% and the 99% even more.

With democrats like Obama...we don't need a republican party.


It's cute you're pretending to care about income inequality. Are you concerned?
 
2012-02-07 10:15:30 AM
JohnRanger: Giltric: The article doesn't touch on how under Obama the markets doubled and quadrupled thereby increasing the wealth disparity bewteen the 1% and the 99% even more.

With democrats like Obama...we don't need a republican party.

It's cute you're pretending to care about income inequality. Are you concerned?


About as concerned as he is about being bullied into being ghey. That thread was hilarious.
 
2012-02-07 10:17:37 AM
JohnRanger: Giltric: The article doesn't touch on how under Obama the markets doubled and quadrupled thereby increasing the wealth disparity bewteen the 1% and the 99% even more.

With democrats like Obama...we don't need a republican party.

It's cute you're pretending to care about income inequality. Are you concerned?


It doesn't matter if I am concerned or not....but you should be....right?
 
2012-02-07 10:19:12 AM
stoli n coke: JohnRanger: Giltric: The article doesn't touch on how under Obama the markets doubled and quadrupled thereby increasing the wealth disparity bewteen the 1% and the 99% even more.

With democrats like Obama...we don't need a republican party.

It's cute you're pretending to care about income inequality. Are you concerned?

About as concerned as he is about being bullied into being ghey. That thread was hilarious.


See...everyone serves a purpose here....click click click click click

or as webmasters call it....mo money mo money mo money mo money
 
2012-02-07 10:21:44 AM
TFA: Euro-fashionable idea that we're all going to die from catastrophic man-made global warming.

Er... what? I'm sure I didn't need to read any more after that derptastic showing.
 
2012-02-07 10:26:09 AM
Giltric: stoli n coke: JohnRanger: Giltric: The article doesn't touch on how under Obama the markets doubled and quadrupled thereby increasing the wealth disparity bewteen the 1% and the 99% even more.

With democrats like Obama...we don't need a republican party.

It's cute you're pretending to care about income inequality. Are you concerned?

About as concerned as he is about being bullied into being ghey. That thread was hilarious.

See...everyone serves a purpose here....click click click click click

or as webmasters call it....mo money mo money mo money mo money


Are your webmasters stuck in 1993, cause "mo money mo money mo money" is kind of lame now.
 
2012-02-07 10:26:18 AM
jso2897: Dusk-You-n-Me: beta_plus: If you don't vote for Obama, you're racist.

If you believe this, you're stupid.


Nope, you're racist. Racist people won't vote for Obama because of his skin color. If you vote the same way they do, you're saying that you support them. This makes you racist.
 
2012-02-07 10:26:59 AM
wmoonfox: TFA: Euro-fashionable idea that we're all going to die from catastrophic man-made global warming.

Er... what? I'm sure I didn't need to read any more after that derptastic showing.


Would you claim that in hindsight the whole shovel ready jobs thing was just as derptastic?

How about the idea that you could keep your insurance plan and it would cost less money.

Theres plenty or derp to go around......its just harder to criticize the person you admire most.
 
2012-02-07 10:28:31 AM
stoli n coke: Giltric: stoli n coke: JohnRanger: Giltric: The article doesn't touch on how under Obama the markets doubled and quadrupled thereby increasing the wealth disparity bewteen the 1% and the 99% even more.

With democrats like Obama...we don't need a republican party.

It's cute you're pretending to care about income inequality. Are you concerned?

About as concerned as he is about being bullied into being ghey. That thread was hilarious.

See...everyone serves a purpose here....click click click click click

or as webmasters call it....mo money mo money mo money mo money

Are your webmasters stuck in 1993, cause "mo money mo money mo money" is kind of lame now.


Yeah I don't keep up with cutting edge fashionable speech.....I think they say "Make It Rain" or something nowadays.
 
2012-02-07 10:30:29 AM
beta_plus: Nope, you're racist. Racist people won't vote for Obama because of his skin color. If you vote the same way they do, you're saying that you support them. This makes you racist.

yawn
 
2012-02-07 10:36:23 AM
Giltric: Would you claim that in hindsight the whole shovel ready jobs thing was just as derptastic?

The fact that Obama actually said they would take time and would not be immediately available? Over and over?

Giltric: How about the idea that you could keep your insurance plan and it would cost less money.

You can keep your insurance, and the national plan is costing less money. Nobody said your premiums would go down. Ever.

Giltric: Theres plenty or derp to go around...

Apparently.
 
2012-02-07 10:48:00 AM
wmoonfox: Giltric: Would you claim that in hindsight the whole shovel ready jobs thing was just as derptastic?

The fact that Obama actually said they would take time and would not be immediately available? Over and over?

Giltric: How about the idea that you could keep your insurance plan and it would cost less money.

You can keep your insurance, and the national plan is costing less money. Nobody said your premiums would go down. Ever.

Giltric: Theres plenty or derp to go around...

Apparently.


National plan? Whos the carrier?
 
2012-02-07 10:48:57 AM
Dusk-You-n-Me: beta_plus: If you don't vote for Obama, you're racist.

If you believe this, you're stupid.


This is so far down the list of things that mark him as stupid that it almost seems enlightened in comparison.
 
2012-02-07 10:50:01 AM
Giltric: National plan? Whos the carrier?

No. I'm not in the mood today.
 
2012-02-07 11:07:02 AM
beta_plus: jso2897: Dusk-You-n-Me: beta_plus: If you don't vote for Obama, you're racist.

If you believe this, you're stupid.

Nope, you're racist. Racist people won't vote for Obama because of his skin color. If you vote the same way they do, you're saying that you support them. This makes you racist.


If you believe this, you're still stupid.
 
2012-02-07 11:22:35 AM
BSABSVR: beta_plus: jso2897: Dusk-You-n-Me: beta_plus: If you don't vote for Obama, you're racist.

If you believe this, you're stupid.

Nope, you're racist. Racist people won't vote for Obama because of his skin color. If you vote the same way they do, you're saying that you support them. This makes you racist.

If you believe this, you're still stupid.


But saying "We get it. he's black" is not racist. Because Democrats cannot be racist.
 
2012-02-07 11:40:10 AM
JohnRanger: Giltric: The article doesn't touch on how under Obama the markets doubled and quadrupled thereby increasing the wealth disparity bewteen the 1% and the 99% even more.

With democrats like Obama...we don't need a republican party.

It's cute you're pretending to care about income inequality. Are you concerned?


Funny how this is of paramount importance . . . until it can be shown to have gotten worse under a democrat.

Then it's "well you guys never cared about it, why should we?".
 
2012-02-07 02:23:17 PM
Dusk-You-And-Me - This man is impervious to facts.

I'll bet he's an expert on Hillbilly heroin
 
2012-02-07 06:02:07 PM
 
2012-02-07 06:13:59 PM
beta_plus: jso2897: Dusk-You-n-Me: beta_plus: If you don't vote for Obama, you're racist.

If you believe this, you're stupid.

Nope, you're racist. Racist people won't vote for Obama because of his skin color. If you vote the same way they do, you're saying that you support them. This makes you racist.


If you say so. I have a different view.
 
2012-02-07 09:23:22 PM
I'm voting for Gary Johnson.

/because I'm racist, apparently
 
2012-02-09 12:24:45 PM
urban.derelict: I'm voting for Gary Johnson.

/because I'm racist, apparently


No. Just stupid.
 
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