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Lots of things can send you to an early grave - this is definitely one of them
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CommieTaoist
2012-02-07 09:50:32 AM
Otto: "How we gonna get outta here?"
Homer: "We'll dig our way out!"
Wiggum: "No, no, dig up stupid!"
Mugato
2012-02-07 10:01:52 AM
Rodriguez plunged six feet (1.83m) down into the open grave, smashing his leg on the hard casket below
So when they dig a grave they actually dig a hole six feet plus the height of the casket? I didn't know that. They should get overtime.
Langdon Alger
2012-02-07 11:32:32 AM
call me crazy, but when a big part of my job is to dig big holes, I think I would be on the lookout for big holes so I wouldn't fall into them. Kind of like when Ron White took his van to Sears Automotive and they forgot to tighten the lugnuts. Lugnuts are kind of a big deal when you're working with tires.
JackieRabbit
2012-02-07 11:54:01 AM
Did they have a nice chat with a grieving Danish prince while they were down there?
Kamesan
2012-02-07 12:06:08 PM
'Could be worse... Could be raining.
blackhonda
2012-02-07 12:09:50 PM
How could this possibly happen? 1 I could understand. The story is woefully lacking in details
beerrun
2012-02-07 12:27:36 PM
There are two types of people in the world my friend.
Those with loaded guns, and those who dig.
You dig.
ReAnimator
2012-02-07 12:51:35 PM
SuperNinjaToad
2012-02-07 01:27:36 PM
Mugato
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Rodriguez plunged six feet (1.83m) down into the open grave, smashing his leg on the hard casket below
So when they dig a grave they actually dig a hole six feet plus the height of the casket? I didn't know that. They should get overtime.
I was thinking the same thing... is it 6 ft to the top of the casket or the depth of the hole? I always thought it was the latter.
Any farker familiar with burial laws care to chime in?
CasperImproved
2012-02-07 01:43:42 PM
Three others "fell" in?
Sounds like a start to a funny movie.
offmymeds
2012-02-07 02:09:09 PM
Kalanga
2012-02-07 02:12:50 PM
If they really fell six feet to the top of the casket, I would guess that it is a double depth vault, and they were finishing up placing the first casket.
/not an expert in burial laws but works in the funeral industry
ozman
2012-02-07 04:31:27 PM
Were they doing an interpretive dance?
urban.derelict
2012-02-07 05:29:18 PM
Mugato
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So when they dig a grave they actually dig a hole six feet plus the height of the casket? I didn't know that. They should get overtime.
ozman
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Were they doing an interpretive dance?
they did the african anteater ritual.
/that ain't dick clark
//not too obscure
leonel
2012-02-07 05:47:30 PM
Too obscure?
Farxist Marxist
2012-02-08 12:02:10 AM
Langdon Alger
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call me crazy, but when a big part of my job is to dig big holes, I think I would be on the lookout for big holes so I wouldn't fall into them. Kind of like when Ron White took his van to Sears Automotive and they forgot to tighten the lugnuts. Lugnuts are kind of a big deal when you're working with tires.
Well, the same thing happened to me. Month old 2011 MB GL 350, vandalized by ex-Mrs Farxist. Went in to the shop, two months and $12k later drove it out of the shop. Made it about five miles and the front drivers-side wheel fell off and zipped about 500 feet through a busy intersection without hitting anything. The wheel ripped off the fender and alos lots of damage to the brake and suspension system. That was a $5k mistake, including car rental for a month, that probably cost at least two people their jobs.
That farkin car is jinxed. I should give it to the ex.
Mountain Doo
2012-02-08 12:21:48 AM
SuperNinjaToad
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Mugato: Rodriguez plunged six feet (1.83m) down into the open grave, smashing his leg on the hard casket below
So when they dig a grave they actually dig a hole six feet plus the height of the casket? I didn't know that. They should get overtime.
I was thinking the same thing... is it 6 ft to the top of the casket or the depth of the hole? I always thought it was the latter.
Any farker familiar with burial laws care to chime in?
You must have at least 30 inches of dirt coverage over the vault, so either they dug the grave unnecessarily deep or he has weak bones. I work at a cemetery. Ask me anything.
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