thomps: editor: this story is too goddamned boring to run, can't you spice it up somehow, nerd?

science reporter: (sarcastically) well daily mail readers love nazis, i could jam in some unfounded speculation about nazis right in the middle of an otherwise coherent article.

editor: that's perfect, run with it.

No, Paul Dacre (the editor of the Daily Mail) would have demanded pics of hot girls in miniskirts, admittedly tricky to fit into a story about Antarctica, and then called the journalist a coont.

What we need is a picture of an Arctic based official, maybe when they are about to get into a shower...

Nazis in Antarctica? WTF?
Everyone knows they went to the Moon.

"Hurry up, Tommy. Before zee Germans get here."

Kuroshin: [media.ifcfilms.com image 640x424]

/I know, wrong pole...

I like the way you think.

Flint Ironstag: What we need is a picture of an Arctic based official, maybe when they are about to get into a shower..

Damn. Now I need a shower...

Looks like someone's been reading too many Clive Cussler books.

Didn't they actually find Hitler and his squeeze in a ditch covered in petrol?

Do you have a flag?

This sounds like it would make a great story for a novel- Nazis invading Antarctica for nefarious purposes!




Oh wait...that's already been done....

Mad_Radhu: Kuroshin: [media.ifcfilms.com image 640x424]

/I know, wrong pole...

I like the way you think.

I don't. Those aren't Poles: Poles weren't allowed to join the SS.

Maybe these Russians were never in Antarctica at all. Maybe they were in some Moscow suburb soundstage creating a fake Antarctica expedition but then images leaked out showing some playgrounds in the background and government officials couldn't explain them away because, well, there are no playgrounds at the south pole, right? So the entire project was shut down and the crew liquidated to cover it up.

I'm not saying it was an elaborate Russian hoax cover-up, but it was a Russian hoax cover-up

I guess we'd know if they had triggered the Second Impact.

how did the sub get to the south pole? that's what i want to know.

So... They're saying that the Nazis invaded Pole Land?

baronbloodbath: This sounds like it would make a great story for a novel- Nazis invading Antarctica for nefarious purposes!


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Oh wait...that's already been done....

Came to see who else had this conclusion...thank you.

CaptainBeer: Do you have a flag?

No? Well, no flag, no country according to the rules I just made up.

Russian news agencies make CBS look trustworthy...

Oh great. "The Thing" is a Nazi.

Bomb Antarctica!

This is one of those Mail stories that should've been covered by either Pravda or the Mirror.

They forgot to mention the presence of dolphins that could wear snowshoes, which are equally plausible.

Nazi anchovies in Antarctica?

Cyno01: scottydoesntknow: Not just Nazis, but super-secret HYDRA Nazis!

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Again, wrong pole, but maybe something to do with the stargate down there?

How come the goauld never kidnapped any nazis? Star trek did a nazi planet episode 30 years prior, how come SG1 never wound up on a nazi planet. Or a gangster planet where everyone walks around with tommy guns all the time?

Nobody ever wants to read my fan scripts. :(

There is a Nazi planet. The one where Teal'C and O'Neil fly those fancy drones to help shoot down attacking bombers. Then they realize that the people they're helping are fascist and focused on racial purity.

Forget Norway?

/too obscure?

So I get confused, is this the expedition that finds the second Stargate or the chair room? I want to know just in case I happen to be in a helicopter if I should expect to dodge drones.

Rev. Skarekroe: Someday Marvel Comics will hire me to write a Captain America story about remnant Nazi's in Neuschwabenland, Antarctica trying to launch a UFO invasion.

Still waiting on that call, Marvel Comics!

Maybe this is a viral marketing campaign for The Avengers?

/Damn you Joss Whedon!

What if there was a monster and the Nazis where there to defeat it but we messed all that up by beating them? And the monster gets power from living Jewish souls that's why the holocaust happened.

'twice cleaner than double-distilled water'

/needs a drink

anuran: Nazis in Antarctica? WTF?
Everyone knows they went to the Moon.

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They launched their moon rockets from their secret base in Antarctica, duh.

baufan2005: What if there was a monster and the Nazis where there to defeat it but we messed all that up by beating them? And the monster gets power from living Jewish souls that's why the holocaust happened.

Makes perfect sense to me.

Did they find a dog wandering nearby?

according to this (new window) story, they plan to send a swimming robot into the lake next summer.

this is officially the coolest scientific story ever. i'm terrified and excited.