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(Daily Mail)   Why hasn't the Russian Antarctica expedition responded for a week now? Nazis   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line 53
    More: Followup, Russian Antarctica, Russian scientists, scientific skepticism, Nazis, Russians, Lake Vostok, Fuhrer, the University of Montana  
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2012-02-07 08:38:12 AM  
Did they every find out what happened to these guys?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-07 08:50:32 AM  
rclol.com
 
2012-02-07 08:57:55 AM  
FTFA: Lake has had no contact with man-made pollutants or Earthly life forms for millions of years

Well, at least they've solved that problem.
 
2012-02-07 10:04:17 AM  

i586.photobucket.com

 
2012-02-07 10:16:14 AM  
Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!
 
2012-02-07 10:29:17 AM  
Hitler's corpse, reanimated by ancient microbes living in exotic conditions, could be fun.
 
2012-02-07 10:34:59 AM  
editor: this story is too goddamned boring to run, can't you spice it up somehow, nerd?

science reporter: (sarcastically) well daily mail readers love nazis, i could jam in some unfounded speculation about nazis right in the middle of an otherwise coherent article.

editor: that's perfect, run with it.
 
2012-02-07 10:41:05 AM  

thomps: editor: this story is too goddamned boring to run, can't you spice it up somehow, nerd?

science reporter: (sarcastically) well daily mail readers love nazis, i could jam in some unfounded speculation about nazis right in the middle of an otherwise coherent article.

editor: that's perfect, run with it.


It reads like two totally different stories. One paragraph for the expedition, then one on Nazis, then expedition, then Nazis.
 
2012-02-07 10:42:36 AM  
They must have visited the Norwegian camp.
 
2012-02-07 11:06:15 AM  

thomps: editor: this story is too goddamned boring to run, can't you spice it up somehow, nerd?

science reporter: (sarcastically) well daily mail readers love nazis, i could jam in some unfounded speculation about nazis right in the middle of an otherwise coherent article.

editor: that's perfect, run with it.


No, Paul Dacre (the editor of the Daily Mail) would have demanded pics of hot girls in miniskirts, admittedly tricky to fit into a story about Antarctica, and then called the journalist a coont.

What we need is a picture of an Arctic based official, maybe when they are about to get into a shower...
img692.imageshack.us
 
2012-02-07 11:17:13 AM  
Not just Nazis, but super-secret HYDRA Nazis!

images.hitfix.com
 
2012-02-07 11:18:56 AM  
Nazis in Antarctica? WTF?
Everyone knows they went to the Moon.

cdn.screenrant.com
 
2012-02-07 11:21:51 AM  
media.ifcfilms.com

/I know, wrong pole...
 
2012-02-07 11:23:24 AM  
i250.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-07 11:23:40 AM  
www.zuguide.com

"Hurry up, Tommy. Before zee Germans get here."
 
2012-02-07 11:24:16 AM  

Kuroshin: [media.ifcfilms.com image 640x424]

/I know, wrong pole...


I like the way you think.
 
2012-02-07 11:25:04 AM  
Nobody expects a Russian expedition.
 
2012-02-07 11:26:43 AM  
Someday Marvel Comics will hire me to write a Captain America story about remnant Nazi's in Neuschwabenland, Antarctica trying to launch a UFO invasion.

Still waiting on that call, Marvel Comics!
 
2012-02-07 11:27:20 AM  

Flint Ironstag: What we need is a picture of an Arctic based official, maybe when they are about to get into a shower..


Damn. Now I need a shower...
 
2012-02-07 11:30:21 AM  
Looks like someone's been reading too many Clive Cussler books.
 
2012-02-07 11:30:24 AM  
Didn't they actually find Hitler and his squeeze in a ditch covered in petrol?

Do you have a flag?
 
2012-02-07 11:31:10 AM  
This sounds like it would make a great story for a novel- Nazis invading Antarctica for nefarious purposes!


upload.wikimedia.org

Oh wait...that's already been done....
 
2012-02-07 11:35:04 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Not just Nazis, but super-secret HYDRA Nazis!

[images.hitfix.com image 604x416]


Again, wrong pole, but maybe something to do with the stargate down there?

How come the goauld never kidnapped any nazis? Star trek did a nazi planet episode 30 years prior, how come SG1 never wound up on a nazi planet. Or a gangster planet where everyone walks around with tommy guns all the time?

Nobody ever wants to read my fan scripts. :(
 
2012-02-07 11:37:33 AM  

Mad_Radhu: Kuroshin: [media.ifcfilms.com image 640x424]

/I know, wrong pole...

I like the way you think.


I don't. Those aren't Poles: Poles weren't allowed to join the SS.
 
2012-02-07 11:39:46 AM  
Maybe these Russians were never in Antarctica at all. Maybe they were in some Moscow suburb soundstage creating a fake Antarctica expedition but then images leaked out showing some playgrounds in the background and government officials couldn't explain them away because, well, there are no playgrounds at the south pole, right? So the entire project was shut down and the crew liquidated to cover it up.

I'm not saying it was an elaborate Russian hoax cover-up, but it was a Russian hoax cover-up
 
2012-02-07 11:53:10 AM  

miss diminutive: Maybe these Russians were never in Antarctica at all. Maybe they were in some Moscow suburb soundstage creating a fake Antarctica expedition but then images leaked out showing some playgrounds in the background and government officials couldn't explain them away because, well, there are no playgrounds at the south pole, right? So the entire project was shut down and the crew liquidated to cover it up.

I'm not saying it was an elaborate Russian hoax cover-up, but it was a Russian hoax cover-up


How do YOU know there are no playgrounds in Antarctica? Have you ever been there?
 
2012-02-07 11:56:45 AM  
evangelion.neoseeker.com

I guess we'd know if they had triggered the Second Impact.
 
2012-02-07 11:59:14 AM  
how did the sub get to the south pole? that's what i want to know.
 
2012-02-07 12:05:23 PM  
So... They're saying that the Nazis invaded Pole Land?
 
2012-02-07 12:06:34 PM  

baronbloodbath: This sounds like it would make a great story for a novel- Nazis invading Antarctica for nefarious purposes!


[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x318]

Oh wait...that's already been done....


Came to see who else had this conclusion...thank you.
 
2012-02-07 12:13:19 PM  
www.bluesbrotherscentral.com

I hate Antarctic nazis
 
2012-02-07 12:15:17 PM  
"...a submarine arrived at the South Pole". Well, if they can find that submarine, that's pure Nazi gold right there.
 
2012-02-07 12:18:32 PM  

CaptainBeer: Do you have a flag?


No? Well, no flag, no country according to the rules I just made up.
 
2012-02-07 12:27:15 PM  
Russian news agencies make CBS look trustworthy...
 
2012-02-07 12:28:15 PM  
Oh great. "The Thing" is a Nazi.

Bomb Antarctica!
 
2012-02-07 12:30:04 PM  
This is one of those Mail stories that should've been covered by either Pravda or the Mirror.

They forgot to mention the presence of dolphins that could wear snowshoes, which are equally plausible.
 
2012-02-07 12:34:41 PM  
Nazi anchovies in Antarctica?
 
2012-02-07 12:37:15 PM  

Cyno01: scottydoesntknow: Not just Nazis, but super-secret HYDRA Nazis!

[images.hitfix.com image 604x416]

Again, wrong pole, but maybe something to do with the stargate down there?

How come the goauld never kidnapped any nazis? Star trek did a nazi planet episode 30 years prior, how come SG1 never wound up on a nazi planet. Or a gangster planet where everyone walks around with tommy guns all the time?

Nobody ever wants to read my fan scripts. :(


There is a Nazi planet. The one where Teal'C and O'Neil fly those fancy drones to help shoot down attacking bombers. Then they realize that the people they're helping are fascist and focused on racial purity.
 
2012-02-07 12:52:28 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Forget Norway?

/too obscure?
 
2012-02-07 01:10:28 PM  
So I get confused, is this the expedition that finds the second Stargate or the chair room? I want to know just in case I happen to be in a helicopter if I should expect to dodge drones.
 
2012-02-07 01:15:19 PM  
We need to send in the man.

Or, should I say, Captain...

acephalous.typepad.com
 
2012-02-07 01:48:24 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Someday Marvel Comics will hire me to write a Captain America story about remnant Nazi's in Neuschwabenland, Antarctica trying to launch a UFO invasion.

Still waiting on that call, Marvel Comics!


Maybe this is a viral marketing campaign for The Avengers?

/Damn you Joss Whedon!
 
2012-02-07 02:36:17 PM  
What if there was a monster and the Nazis where there to defeat it but we messed all that up by beating them? And the monster gets power from living Jewish souls that's why the holocaust happened.
 
2012-02-07 02:58:47 PM  
'twice cleaner than double-distilled water'
1.bp.blogspot.com
/needs a drink
 
2012-02-07 03:09:03 PM  

anuran: Nazis in Antarctica? WTF?
Everyone knows they went to the Moon.

[cdn.screenrant.com image 280x399]


They launched their moon rockets from their secret base in Antarctica, duh.
 
2012-02-07 03:25:55 PM  

baufan2005: What if there was a monster and the Nazis where there to defeat it but we messed all that up by beating them? And the monster gets power from living Jewish souls that's why the holocaust happened.


Makes perfect sense to me.
 
2012-02-07 03:54:21 PM  
l.yimg.com

Did they find a dog wandering nearby?
 
2012-02-07 04:48:04 PM  
according to this (new window) story, they plan to send a swimming robot into the lake next summer.

this is officially the coolest scientific story ever. i'm terrified and excited.
 
2012-02-07 06:55:28 PM  
fwiw

while serving in the navy during operation deep freeze in the 60's i bought a map at the mcmurdo station exchange store that showed a german base established in the 40's.

/just sayin
 
2012-02-07 07:19:46 PM  

snuffy: fwiw

while serving in the navy during operation deep freeze in the 60's i bought a map at the mcmurdo station exchange store that showed a german base established in the 40's.

/just sayin


So....what you are saying is...

...the McMurdo Station has a gift shop?! Cool!
 
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