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I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 08:06:15 AM
Wow. That's pretty impressive. I didn't know the show was still on the air.
 
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
2012-02-07 09:11:26 AM
Watching it condensed down to two minutes, with the commercials, the time-wasting dramatic musical interludes, and the artificial suspense-building all removed is fantastic. I wish all game shows were like this. I really hate watching 5 minutes of show packed into a 30-minute time slot.
 
calbert [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 09:33:25 AM
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Watching it condensed down to two minutes, with the commercials, the time-wasting dramatic musical interludes, and the artificial suspense-building all removed is fantastic. I wish all game shows were like this. I really hate watching 5 minutes of show packed into a 30-minute time slot.


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"All right, Moe Szyslak"!
"Yes, Virgil"?
"Yesterday, we asked if you wanted to risk it all for 500,000 dollars, and you stalled for twenty minutes".

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"Yes, yes, I did. I was told to".

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"Hey, that's great. But now, we must have your answer in the next ten or fifteen minutes".
 
Enuratique
2012-02-07 10:08:49 AM
calbert: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Watching it condensed down to two minutes, with the commercials, the time-wasting dramatic musical interludes, and the artificial suspense-building all removed is fantastic. I wish all game shows were like this. I really hate watching 5 minutes of show packed into a 30-minute time slot.


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"All right, Moe Szyslak"!
"Yes, Virgil"?
"Yesterday, we asked if you wanted to risk it all for 500,000 dollars, and you stalled for twenty minutes".

[download.lardlad.com image 320x240]
"Yes, yes, I did. I was told to".

[download.lardlad.com image 320x240]
"Hey, that's great. But now, we must have your answer in the next ten or fifteen minutes".

Oh, boy. All right, let's see here, uh ... well, I was born in Indiana, so that ain't it. And, uh, hmmm ... I'd better call my lifeline.
 
stonelotus
2012-02-07 10:34:10 AM
I wore pants today for a reason.
 
dancindan84
2012-02-07 01:53:33 PM
stonelotus: I wore pants today for a reason.

... my parole officer told me I had to.
 
BEER_ME_in_CT [TotalFark]
2012-02-07 01:54:22 PM
The only answer I knew was Desi Arnaz. Did this show get harder?
 
CtrlAltDestroy
2012-02-07 04:40:20 PM
BEER_ME_in_CT: The only answer I knew was Desi Arnaz. Did this show get harder?

That's the one I didn't know. You've never heard of a geoduck or a styptic pencil?
 
MizzouGuy
2012-02-07 05:19:23 PM
Canada and this country border the USA.
A) Singapore
B) Italy
C) England
D) Mexico

"Well, I went to Italy after my freshman year and that was in Europe and I know the US is not part of Europe and the Pacific is between Italy and the US. England used to kind of own the US, or the confederacy states before we won the 1st world war, but they are also overseas, unless the still own some tiny chunk of Canada that can be considered bordering the US. I've never heard of Singapore. I know in Mexico they speak Spanish, but that doesn't mean they are part of Spain. I seem to remember that they are in Central America or South America, so that could be a trick answer. Wait, shouldn't Central America be one of the answers?"

They all give long winded responses before they answer. Either to prove to everyone that they really know and they're not guessing, or because the producers promise an extra few grand to stretch it out as long as possible. In either case, they sound all the more stupid.
 
Argyle82
2012-02-07 09:01:33 PM
CtrlAltDestroy: BEER_ME_in_CT: The only answer I knew was Desi Arnaz. Did this show get harder?

That's the one I didn't know. You've never heard of a geoduck or a styptic pencil?

Geoduck yes, stypic pencil no.
 
NBSV
2012-02-08 12:25:17 AM
Shhhh! I'm waiting for the funny part.
 
Fon_Win [TotalFark]
2012-02-08 02:30:17 AM
Well, you know. Some friends and I used to watch this show called "who wants to be a millionaire". However after 3 or 4 episodes, I stopped watching it,. Why? because it had all these douche's giving douchey answers.. so Douchey answers, final answer.
 
Loomy
2012-02-08 09:53:35 AM
Argyle82: CtrlAltDestroy: BEER_ME_in_CT: The only answer I knew was Desi Arnaz. Did this show get harder?

That's the one I didn't know. You've never heard of a geoduck or a styptic pencil?

Geoduck yes, stypic pencil no.


See, I'm the other way around. I'd never heard of a geoduck (I guess I don't go to authentic enough Asian-style restaurants), but a styptic pencil was always around the house growing up.
 
spiderfishx
2012-02-08 02:01:16 PM
This is the geoduck -Japanese cartoon/sex toy/seafood.
 
spiderfishx
2012-02-08 02:02:49 PM
Link I forgot the link. Idiot.
 
casual disregard [TotalFark]
2012-02-08 07:50:11 PM
spiderfishx: geoduck

I hate the correct pronunciation of geoduck. It's English at its absolute dumb-fark worst. Spell it or say it, don't do both.
 
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