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2012-02-07 07:33:34 AM
Victoria Beckham was never "hot" so......yes.
 
2012-02-07 08:04:21 AM
Was Pol Pot a difficult man to respect?
 
2012-02-07 08:13:34 AM
Are publicity stunt fake pregnancies harder to rebound from than real ones?
 
2012-02-07 08:26:39 AM
She's approaching Jennifer Lopez territory from the looks of it.

Not that that is a bad thing, if that's what floats your boat.
 
2012-02-07 09:15:33 AM
Hard decision to make.

Can I sleep on it?
 
2012-02-07 10:16:03 AM
She's still hotter than anything I'm going to land, but she's getting a little bottom heavy for my tastes. I prefer it when the rack adds a little more counterbalance to the ass.
 
2012-02-07 10:17:49 AM
I'm not ready for that jelly.
 
2012-02-07 10:18:11 AM
IrateShadow: She's still hotter than anything I'm going to land, but she's getting a little bottom heavy for my tastes. I prefer it when the rack adds a little more counterbalance to the ass.

She'll start rehearsals for her next tour soon enough and get back into shape.
 
2012-02-07 10:22:31 AM
Only one picture of the body.. fail.
 
2012-02-07 10:23:23 AM
t0.gstatic.com

Loves girls with c-section scars -
www.popscreen.com
 
2012-02-07 10:23:28 AM
The woman is a goddess. There are few on the planet more beautiful than she.

Some women look better after having a kid. Thier boobs get bigger and fill out. Their hips widen and they get curvier. I've definitely seen it happen. Then again, I've seen ladies that whip out one kid and go into land whale territory, so I guess it's all in how they take care of themselves.
 
2012-02-07 10:29:47 AM
It would be more appropriate to compare Beyonce's post baby body to Michael Jackson's.

She did not give birth to that child.
 
2012-02-07 10:33:50 AM
2xhelix: Are publicity stunt fake pregnancies harder to rebound from than real ones?

Absolutely. Cover up costs can greatly exceed medical bills.
 
2012-02-07 10:38:38 AM
s2s2s2: It would be more appropriate to compare Beyonce's post baby body to Michael Jackson's.

She did not give birth to that child.


The only thing I'm questioning is the bikini pictures with the belly. So she got a hollywood makeup artist and designed her a full body prosthetic that she SWAM in?
 
2012-02-07 10:40:11 AM
2xhelix: Are publicity stunt fake pregnancies harder to rebound from than real ones?

WHAR BIRF
CERFICT?
WHAR?
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2012-02-07 10:40:21 AM
what a horrible thing to do to such nice shoes
 
2012-02-07 10:48:28 AM
Apos: Was Pol Pot a difficult man to respect?

Did Marie Currie have a radiant personality?
 
2012-02-07 10:49:40 AM
MattyFridays: The only thing I'm questioning is the bikini pictures with the belly. So she got a hollywood makeup artist and designed her a full body prosthetic that she SWAM in?

Post the picture.
 
2012-02-07 10:50:51 AM
Victoria is in the running to beat Skeletor for the "too bony" award. Beyonce isn't bad, but her personality and publicity stunt crap drops her into the "AW/don't stick it in crazy" category.

/and before you post up the Rogen/Rudd pic, there are plenty of other ladies who I find enticing, but they're not within the scope of the question.
 
2012-02-07 10:56:04 AM
If VB put on a few pounds and lost the carp lips, she's be smokin'.

Beyone's lower body is just too odd for me. Hips/ass wider than a Buick, and she's got some scrawny chicken legs. It's all out of proportion.
 
2012-02-07 10:57:01 AM
nice teeth for a fake white woman

can perform a little

posh was way hotter in her day

why don't we call sophia loren the hottest woman in the world again?
 
2012-02-07 11:01:52 AM
I liked Victoria Beckham when she was just called posh spice -- before all the weird plastic surgery and anorexia.

Beyonce all the way -- that's one fine mama jamma and you know she could go all night.
 
2012-02-07 11:03:17 AM
dang sure: nice teeth for a fake white woman

can perform a little

posh was way hotter in her day

why don't we call sophia loren the hottest woman in the world again?


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2012-02-07 11:16:54 AM
amindtat: Apos: Was Pol Pot a difficult man to respect?

Did Marie Currie have a radiant personality?


I read that as Mariah Carey, and was confused.
 
2012-02-07 11:35:58 AM
cankles
 
2012-02-07 11:36:28 AM
sfcitizen.com
 
2012-02-07 11:39:48 AM
I hope the baby looks like her and not the father
 
2012-02-07 11:41:29 AM
2xhelix: Are publicity stunt fake pregnancies harder to rebound from than real ones?

This.
 
2012-02-07 11:42:59 AM
BigBooper: amindtat: Apos: Was Pol Pot a difficult man to respect?

Did Marie Currie have a radiant personality?

I read that as Mariah Carey, and was confused.


Still applicable,as long as she's liquored up.
 
2012-02-07 11:43:23 AM
Is a thick, juicy steak better than a bag of antlers?

That depends on what your plans are for the weekend.
 
2012-02-07 11:49:29 AM
baltimoreblonde: 2xhelix: Are publicity stunt fake pregnancies harder to rebound from than real ones?

This.


This x 2

Either way, fist of an angry god
 
2012-02-07 11:50:19 AM
hereticalnotions.com
 
2012-02-07 11:50:37 AM
DjangoStonereaver: She's approaching Jennifer Lopez territory from the looks of it.

Not that that is a bad thing, if that's what floats your boat.


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DjangoStonereaver now has a raging stiffy.
 
2012-02-07 11:53:06 AM
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This seems to be the only picture of her baby bump, also, looking around for Beyonce bikini pictures is not a bad way to start my morning.
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2012-02-07 11:54:52 AM
Beckham is also 8 years older.
 
2012-02-07 11:57:33 AM
Does Charlie Daniels play a mean fiddle?
 
2012-02-07 12:11:06 PM
russlar: Does Charlie Daniels play a mean fiddle?

Do wood chucks chuck wood?
/HEY YOU DANG WOOD CHUCKS
//QUIT CHUCKING MY WOOD!!
 
2012-02-07 12:30:33 PM
dang sure: why don't we call sophia loren the hottest woman in the world again?

She was hot in her day. I think the women of our times are more into Selma Hayek or Sophia Vergara territory.
 
2012-02-07 01:17:18 PM
I tend to stay away from women who are much larger than me, but i know some guys are into it.

This one little guy i worked with years ago had this giant circular wife and he just adored her. No shame at all about her size. Makes me happy to see things like that.
 
2012-02-07 01:31:08 PM
Cosmoboy: This seems to be the only picture of her baby bump, also, looking around for Beyonce bikini pictures is not a bad way to start my morning.

Not to get all conspiracy Theory-ie, but look at her left leg. Why is it two different colors? the light colored part is also the same color as her stomach.

I don't know, I'm kind of willing to buy the "fake pregnancy" thing.
 
2012-02-07 01:33:02 PM
The Homer Tax: Cosmoboy: This seems to be the only picture of her baby bump, also, looking around for Beyonce bikini pictures is not a bad way to start my morning.

Not to get all conspiracy Theory-ie, but look at her left leg. Why is it two different colors? the light colored part is also the same color as her stomach.

I don't know, I'm kind of willing to buy the "fake pregnancy" thing.


It's the watermark.

That said, she doesn't look so much pregnant in that shot as she looks like she just ate a good meal and is purposely sticking her stomach out.
 
2012-02-07 01:35:04 PM
to answer the question, about 1000x yes
 
2012-02-07 01:36:02 PM
The Homer Tax: Cosmoboy: This seems to be the only picture of her baby bump, also, looking around for Beyonce bikini pictures is not a bad way to start my morning.

Not to get all conspiracy Theory-ie, but look at her left leg. Why is it two different colors? the light colored part is also the same color as her stomach.

I don't know, I'm kind of willing to buy the "fake pregnancy" thing.


I thought it was stupid until I saw this. (starts at :50) It makes the whole "rent out a hospital floor" that much more suspicious.
 
2012-02-07 01:39:56 PM
Raug the Dwarf: The woman is a goddess. There are few on the planet more beautiful than she.

Some women look better after having a kid. Thier boobs get bigger and fill out. Their hips widen and they get curvier. I've definitely seen it happen. Then again, I've seen ladies that whip out one kid and go into land whale territory, so I guess it's all in how they take care of themselves.


Man, I'll tell you what, my wife went the first route. She was hot before, but damn, I'm a lucky dude.
 
2012-02-07 01:45:17 PM
The Homer Tax: Cosmoboy: This seems to be the only picture of her baby bump, also, looking around for Beyonce bikini pictures is not a bad way to start my morning.

Not to get all conspiracy Theory-ie, but look at her left leg. Why is it two different colors? the light colored part is also the same color as her stomach.

I don't know, I'm kind of willing to buy the "fake pregnancy" thing.


As much as I believe it's a fake bump, it could also be shorts or something under the skirt.
 
2012-02-07 01:48:37 PM
ajt167: Raug the Dwarf: The woman is a goddess. There are few on the planet more beautiful than she.

Some women look better after having a kid. Thier boobs get bigger and fill out. Their hips widen and they get curvier. I've definitely seen it happen. Then again, I've seen ladies that whip out one kid and go into land whale territory, so I guess it's all in how they take care of themselves.

Man, I'll tell you what, my wife went the first route. She was hot before, but damn, I'm a lucky dude.


Mine too. But I've seen it go both ways with her friends. One of them got hotter and finally got a butt after she had her kid. Another turned into a potato on legs. Kind of hit and miss, I guess.
 
2012-02-07 01:58:07 PM
baltimoreblonde: The Homer Tax: Cosmoboy: This seems to be the only picture of her baby bump, also, looking around for Beyonce bikini pictures is not a bad way to start my morning.

Not to get all conspiracy Theory-ie, but look at her left leg. Why is it two different colors? the light colored part is also the same color as her stomach.

I don't know, I'm kind of willing to buy the "fake pregnancy" thing.

As much as I believe it's a fake bump, it could also be shorts or something under the skirt.


Or a watermark on the photo.
 
2012-02-07 02:02:10 PM
Raug the Dwarf: ajt167: Raug the Dwarf: The woman is a goddess. There are few on the planet more beautiful than she.

Some women look better after having a kid. Thier boobs get bigger and fill out. Their hips widen and they get curvier. I've definitely seen it happen. Then again, I've seen ladies that whip out one kid and go into land whale territory, so I guess it's all in how they take care of themselves.

Man, I'll tell you what, my wife went the first route. She was hot before, but damn, I'm a lucky dude.

Mine too. But I've seen it go both ways with her friends. One of them got hotter and finally got a butt after she had her kid. Another turned into a potato on legs. Kind of hit and miss, I guess.


Good for you man (not sarcastic). My wife gave birth about 6 months ago and is about 15 lbs from her pre-pregnancy weight. She has a bit of the pouch on her belly that you notice if she's leaning over, but other than that, she's pretty happy with how she looks. As am I. She originally had the hourglass type of shape, and even if she loses those 15 lbs or so, it looks like the hourglass is still going to be more pronounced than before. We're lucky men.
 
2012-02-07 02:08:25 PM
Another victory for Photoshop?
 
2012-02-07 02:18:43 PM
Raug the Dwarf: ajt167: Raug the Dwarf: The woman is a goddess. There are few on the planet more beautiful than she.

Some women look better after having a kid. Thier boobs get bigger and fill out. Their hips widen and they get curvier. I've definitely seen it happen. Then again, I've seen ladies that whip out one kid and go into land whale territory, so I guess it's all in how they take care of themselves.

Man, I'll tell you what, my wife went the first route. She was hot before, but damn, I'm a lucky dude.

Mine too. But I've seen it go both ways with her friends. One of them got hotter and finally got a butt after she had her kid. Another turned into a potato on legs. Kind of hit and miss, I guess.


It could also be that she may not have exercised before pregnancy. I only gained 21 pounds and 3 days before I had my son, you wouldn't have known I was pg unless I told you. No, I'm not huge. I've lost the weight and am now down to my previous weight of around 150. Only difference is my belly and that's because I can't get to the abs classes anymore.

If I couldn't afford a gym membership and my husband wasn't understanding of my need for exercise, I'd turn into the potato on legs too.
 
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