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Is Beyonce's post-baby body hotter than Victoria Beckham's? Is a thick, juicy steak better than a bag of antlers?
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Djkb
2012-02-07 07:33:34 AM
Victoria Beckham was never "hot" so......yes.
Apos
2012-02-07 08:04:21 AM
Was Pol Pot a difficult man to respect?
2xhelix
2012-02-07 08:13:34 AM
Are publicity stunt fake pregnancies harder to rebound from than real ones?
DjangoStonereaver
2012-02-07 08:26:39 AM
She's approaching Jennifer Lopez territory from the looks of it.
Not that that is a bad thing, if that's what floats your boat.
quatchi
2012-02-07 09:15:33 AM
Hard decision to make.
Can I sleep on it?
IrateShadow
2012-02-07 10:16:03 AM
She's still hotter than anything I'm going to land, but she's getting a little bottom heavy for my tastes. I prefer it when the rack adds a little more counterbalance to the ass.
jayhawk88
2012-02-07 10:17:49 AM
I'm not ready for that jelly.
KatjaMouse
2012-02-07 10:18:11 AM
IrateShadow
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She's still hotter than anything I'm going to land, but she's getting a little bottom heavy for my tastes. I prefer it when the rack adds a little more counterbalance to the ass.
She'll start rehearsals for her next tour soon enough and get back into shape.
Alphax
2012-02-07 10:22:31 AM
Only one picture of the body.. fail.
FinFangFark
2012-02-07 10:23:23 AM
Loves girls with c-section scars -
Raug the Dwarf
2012-02-07 10:23:28 AM
The woman is a goddess. There are few on the planet more beautiful than she.
Some women look better after having a kid. Thier boobs get bigger and fill out. Their hips widen and they get curvier. I've definitely seen it happen. Then again, I've seen ladies that whip out one kid and go into land whale territory, so I guess it's all in how they take care of themselves.
s2s2s2
2012-02-07 10:29:47 AM
It would be more appropriate to compare Beyonce's post baby body to Michael Jackson's.
She did not give birth to that child.
MoronLessOff
2012-02-07 10:33:50 AM
2xhelix
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Are publicity stunt fake pregnancies harder to rebound from than real ones?
Absolutely. Cover up costs can greatly exceed medical bills.
MattyFridays
2012-02-07 10:38:38 AM
s2s2s2
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It would be more appropriate to compare Beyonce's post baby body to Michael Jackson's.
She did not give birth to that child.
The only thing I'm questioning is the bikini pictures with the belly. So she got a hollywood makeup artist and designed her a full body prosthetic that she SWAM in?
Wendy's Chili
2012-02-07 10:40:11 AM
2xhelix
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Are publicity stunt fake pregnancies harder to rebound from than real ones?
WHAR BIRF
CERFICT?
WHAR?
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TheKnownUniverse
2012-02-07 10:40:21 AM
what a horrible thing to do to such nice shoes
amindtat
2012-02-07 10:48:28 AM
Apos
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Was Pol Pot a difficult man to respect?
Did Marie Currie have a radiant personality?
s2s2s2
2012-02-07 10:49:40 AM
MattyFridays
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The only thing I'm questioning is the bikini pictures with the belly. So she got a hollywood makeup artist and designed her a full body prosthetic that she SWAM in?
Post the picture.
Mofo_Jones
2012-02-07 10:50:51 AM
Victoria is in the running to beat Skeletor for the "too bony" award. Beyonce isn't bad, but her personality and publicity stunt crap drops her into the "AW/don't stick it in crazy" category.
/and before you post up the Rogen/Rudd pic, there are plenty of other ladies who I find enticing, but they're not within the scope of the question.
ihatedumbpeople
2012-02-07 10:56:04 AM
If VB put on a few pounds and lost the carp lips, she's be smokin'.
Beyone's lower body is just too odd for me. Hips/ass wider than a Buick, and she's got some scrawny chicken legs. It's all out of proportion.
dang sure
2012-02-07 10:57:01 AM
nice teeth for a fake white woman
can perform a little
posh was way hotter in her day
why don't we call sophia loren the hottest woman in the world again?
Mr.Poops
2012-02-07 11:01:52 AM
I liked Victoria Beckham when she was just called posh spice -- before all the weird plastic surgery and anorexia.
Beyonce all the way -- that's one fine mama jamma and you know she could go all night.
Rapmaster2000
2012-02-07 11:03:17 AM
dang sure
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nice teeth for a fake white woman
can perform a little
posh was way hotter in her day
why don't we call sophia loren the hottest woman in the world again?
BigBooper
2012-02-07 11:16:54 AM
amindtat
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Apos: Was Pol Pot a difficult man to respect?
Did Marie Currie have a radiant personality?
I read that as Mariah Carey, and was confused.
Timmy the Tumor
2012-02-07 11:35:58 AM
cankles
xxcorydxx
2012-02-07 11:36:28 AM
Timmy the Tumor
2012-02-07 11:39:48 AM
I hope the baby looks like her and not the father
baltimoreblonde
2012-02-07 11:41:29 AM
2xhelix
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Are publicity stunt fake pregnancies harder to rebound from than real ones?
This.
Apos
2012-02-07 11:42:59 AM
BigBooper
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amindtat: Apos: Was Pol Pot a difficult man to respect?
Did Marie Currie have a radiant personality?
I read that as Mariah Carey, and was confused.
Still applicable,as long as she's liquored up.
Balchinian
2012-02-07 11:43:23 AM
Is a thick, juicy steak better than a bag of antlers?
That depends on what your plans are for the weekend.
Bag of Hammers
2012-02-07 11:49:29 AM
baltimoreblonde
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2xhelix: Are publicity stunt fake pregnancies harder to rebound from than real ones?
This.
This x 2
Either way, fist of an angry god
beerrun
2012-02-07 11:50:19 AM
IlGreven
2012-02-07 11:50:37 AM
DjangoStonereaver
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She's approaching Jennifer Lopez territory from the looks of it.
Not that that is a bad thing, if that's what floats your boat.
DjangoStonereaver
now has a raging stiffy.
Cosmoboy
2012-02-07 11:53:06 AM
This seems to be the only picture of her baby bump, also, looking around for Beyonce bikini pictures is not a bad way to start my morning.
GavinTheAlmighty
2012-02-07 11:54:52 AM
Beckham is also 8 years older.
russlar
2012-02-07 11:57:33 AM
Does Charlie Daniels play a mean fiddle?
tamsnod27
2012-02-07 12:11:06 PM
russlar
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Does Charlie Daniels play a mean fiddle?
Do wood chucks chuck wood?
/HEY YOU DANG WOOD CHUCKS
//QUIT CHUCKING MY WOOD!!
KatjaMouse
2012-02-07 12:30:33 PM
dang sure
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why don't we call sophia loren the hottest woman in the world again?
She was hot in her day. I think the women of our times are more into Selma Hayek or Sophia Vergara territory.
J. Frank Parnell
2012-02-07 01:17:18 PM
I tend to stay away from women who are much larger than me, but i know some guys are into it.
This one little guy i worked with years ago had this giant circular wife and he just adored her. No shame at all about her size. Makes me happy to see things like that.
The Homer Tax
2012-02-07 01:31:08 PM
Cosmoboy
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This seems to be the only picture of her baby bump, also, looking around for Beyonce bikini pictures is not a bad way to start my morning.
Not to get all conspiracy Theory-ie, but look at her left leg. Why is it two different colors? the light colored part is also the same color as her stomach.
I don't know, I'm kind of willing to buy the "fake pregnancy" thing.
FarFarAway
2012-02-07 01:33:02 PM
The Homer Tax
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Cosmoboy: This seems to be the only picture of her baby bump, also, looking around for Beyonce bikini pictures is not a bad way to start my morning.
Not to get all conspiracy Theory-ie, but look at her left leg. Why is it two different colors? the light colored part is also the same color as her stomach.
I don't know, I'm kind of willing to buy the "fake pregnancy" thing.
It's the watermark.
That said, she doesn't look so much pregnant in that shot as she looks like she just ate a good meal and is purposely sticking her stomach out.
vegasman2000
2012-02-07 01:35:04 PM
to answer the question, about 1000x yes
MoronLessOff
2012-02-07 01:36:02 PM
The Homer Tax
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Cosmoboy: This seems to be the only picture of her baby bump, also, looking around for Beyonce bikini pictures is not a bad way to start my morning.
Not to get all conspiracy Theory-ie, but look at her left leg. Why is it two different colors? the light colored part is also the same color as her stomach.
I don't know, I'm kind of willing to buy the "fake pregnancy" thing.
I thought it was stupid until I saw
this.
(starts at :50) It makes the whole "rent out a hospital floor" that much more suspicious.
ajt167
2012-02-07 01:39:56 PM
Raug the Dwarf
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The woman is a goddess. There are few on the planet more beautiful than she.
Some women look better after having a kid. Thier boobs get bigger and fill out. Their hips widen and they get curvier. I've definitely seen it happen. Then again, I've seen ladies that whip out one kid and go into land whale territory, so I guess it's all in how they take care of themselves.
Man, I'll tell you what, my wife went the first route. She was hot before, but damn, I'm a lucky dude.
baltimoreblonde
2012-02-07 01:45:17 PM
The Homer Tax
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Cosmoboy: This seems to be the only picture of her baby bump, also, looking around for Beyonce bikini pictures is not a bad way to start my morning.
Not to get all conspiracy Theory-ie, but look at her left leg. Why is it two different colors? the light colored part is also the same color as her stomach.
I don't know, I'm kind of willing to buy the "fake pregnancy" thing.
As much as I believe it's a fake bump, it could also be shorts or something under the skirt.
Raug the Dwarf
2012-02-07 01:48:37 PM
ajt167
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Raug the Dwarf: The woman is a goddess. There are few on the planet more beautiful than she.
Some women look better after having a kid. Thier boobs get bigger and fill out. Their hips widen and they get curvier. I've definitely seen it happen. Then again, I've seen ladies that whip out one kid and go into land whale territory, so I guess it's all in how they take care of themselves.
Man, I'll tell you what, my wife went the first route. She was hot before, but damn, I'm a lucky dude.
Mine too. But I've seen it go both ways with her friends. One of them got hotter and finally got a butt after she had her kid. Another turned into a potato on legs. Kind of hit and miss, I guess.
H31N0US
2012-02-07 01:58:07 PM
baltimoreblonde
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The Homer Tax: Cosmoboy: This seems to be the only picture of her baby bump, also, looking around for Beyonce bikini pictures is not a bad way to start my morning.
Not to get all conspiracy Theory-ie, but look at her left leg. Why is it two different colors? the light colored part is also the same color as her stomach.
I don't know, I'm kind of willing to buy the "fake pregnancy" thing.
As much as I believe it's a fake bump, it could also be shorts or something under the skirt.
Or a watermark on the photo.
ajt167
2012-02-07 02:02:10 PM
Raug the Dwarf
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ajt167: Raug the Dwarf: The woman is a goddess. There are few on the planet more beautiful than she.
Some women look better after having a kid. Thier boobs get bigger and fill out. Their hips widen and they get curvier. I've definitely seen it happen. Then again, I've seen ladies that whip out one kid and go into land whale territory, so I guess it's all in how they take care of themselves.
Man, I'll tell you what, my wife went the first route. She was hot before, but damn, I'm a lucky dude.
Mine too. But I've seen it go both ways with her friends. One of them got hotter and finally got a butt after she had her kid. Another turned into a potato on legs. Kind of hit and miss, I guess.
Good for you man (not sarcastic). My wife gave birth about 6 months ago and is about 15 lbs from her pre-pregnancy weight. She has a bit of the pouch on her belly that you notice if she's leaning over, but other than that, she's pretty happy with how she looks. As am I. She originally had the hourglass type of shape, and even if she loses those 15 lbs or so, it looks like the hourglass is still going to be more pronounced than before. We're lucky men.
monoski
2012-02-07 02:08:25 PM
Another victory for Photoshop?
glassa
2012-02-07 02:18:43 PM
Raug the Dwarf
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ajt167: Raug the Dwarf: The woman is a goddess. There are few on the planet more beautiful than she.
Some women look better after having a kid. Thier boobs get bigger and fill out. Their hips widen and they get curvier. I've definitely seen it happen. Then again, I've seen ladies that whip out one kid and go into land whale territory, so I guess it's all in how they take care of themselves.
Man, I'll tell you what, my wife went the first route. She was hot before, but damn, I'm a lucky dude.
Mine too. But I've seen it go both ways with her friends. One of them got hotter and finally got a butt after she had her kid. Another turned into a potato on legs.
Kind of hit and miss
, I guess.
It could also be that she may not have exercised before pregnancy. I only gained 21 pounds and 3 days before I had my son, you wouldn't have known I was pg unless I told you. No, I'm not huge. I've lost the weight and am now down to my previous weight of around 150. Only difference is my belly and that's because I can't get to the abs classes anymore.
If I couldn't afford a gym membership and my husband wasn't understanding of my need for exercise, I'd turn into the potato on legs too.
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