a Santorum win in Minnesota would be such a fark you to Pawlenty.

hahahahahaha

Santorum is no match for the land of 10,000 lakes.

Santorum Surge? Is that a flavor they never released?

*shudder*

Colorado? Nah.

Minnesota? Quite possibly.

It's lulzy watching the GOP voters circle back again and again to Santorum as their potential Not Romney candidate. They're all bad of course, but watching them pick Santorum as their flavor of the month for the umpteenth time just underscores how dire their current predicament truly is.

culebra: Colorado? Nah.

Minnesota? Quite possibly.

Why do you think I went with the unlikely tag? I knew it wasn't impossible in Minnesota, but I couldn't see him doing that good in Colorado.

/Granted TFA talked about money coming in, so headline doesn't match the article, but hey, welcome to Fark and all that.

Looks like they're calling the Missouri primary tomorrow a 'beauty contest'.

"Because of a mix of party decree and legislative inaction, taxpayers will foot the bill for a statewide election that will be officially meaningless for Republicans and virtually irrelevant for Democrats."

Also, the only one bothering to campaign is Santorum, since Gingrich isn't even on the ballot.

I'm wondering if the new polls showing Obama wiping the floor with Romney is giving new life to Santorum (shudders) and Gingrich. The only reason people ever seemed interested in Romney is because he convinced them he could beat Obama. If you're going to lose, why lose AND give up your "principles"?

* Note to self. Stay the fark away from Minnesota or Colorado. Here there be crazy.

Got a "Meet Santorum" flyer in the mail yesterday, in Missouri.

I declined.

I thought to burn it, but then I simply recycled it, assuming that'd make him more mad.

mark.jms: Got a "Meet Santorum" flyer in the mail yesterday, in Missouri.

I declined.

I thought to burn it, but then I simply recycled it, assuming that'd make him more mad.

Ha! That'll show him!

/Well, you are from Missouri so that seems appropriate.

*notices Total Fark icon thingy for first time*

w00t! TY for that oh, delightfully generous benefactor!

/Or would that be 'beneFARKtor' in that case?

In any case, thanks bunches. Are instructions for the secret Total Fark handshake in the email?

Oh shiat!

/and lube and...

I hereby dub Colorado and Minnesota "The Santorum Belt".

he get's the ted haggard vote in the springs

dumbobruni: a Santorum win in Minnesota would be such a fark you to Pawlenty.

hahahahahaha

Pawlenty quit too soon. If he'd have soldiered on, he'd be the main beneficiary right now of conservative discontent with Rmoney.

So the Base is planning on ping-ponging between Santorum and Gingrich until August?

Ew, is that like a frothy avalanche tearing down a mountain?

Did a milkshake factory explode? No son, that's, uh, dear god.

may drop in to audit the MN caucus tonight

/ALWAYS a treat

Santorum pursues surge in Colorado, Minnesota

Santorum...surge... heh...