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(Courier Mail) Strange You're not really hardcore until you tattoo your inner lip. "It will only last about three months because your lip will keep rubbing against your teeth"   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 54
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2012-02-07 05:15:39 AM
Why always with the writing on the bottom lip?

I was hoping to see something like a mustache on the upper lip. Something along the lines of the finger-stache tattoo...but on the inner, upper lip.
 
2012-02-07 05:19:09 AM
Ed Finnerty: Why always with the writing on the bottom lip?

I was hoping to see something like a mustache on the upper lip. Something along the lines of the finger-stache tattoo...but on the inner, upper lip.


People who get tattoos are individualistic and want something unique.
 
2012-02-07 05:21:15 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: People who get tattoos are individualistic and want something unique.

Like barbed wire, perhaps...
 
2012-02-07 05:22:29 AM
robmilmel: AverageAmericanGuy: People who get tattoos are individualistic and want something unique.

Like barbed wire, perhaps...


You heard about my tattoo?
 
2012-02-07 05:38:43 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: You heard about my tattoo?

Now I got something unique...some Japanese writing, because I'm so edgy. It says "Warrior", but for some odd reason the Japanese people who see it point and laugh-hell, one guy even asked me how much I charged!

/guess I was just so edgy he wanted to pay me to have a pic taken with him
 
2012-02-07 06:55:28 AM
I suppose you could get "I have herpes" tatted there so the dentist doesn't try anything.
 
2012-02-07 06:58:21 AM
Nobody tell Sister Miriam.
 
2012-02-07 07:00:25 AM
robmilmel: AverageAmericanGuy: You heard about my tattoo?

Now I got something unique...some Japanese writing, because I'm so edgy. It says "Warrior", but for some odd reason the Japanese people who see it point and laugh-hell, one guy even asked me how much I charged!

/guess I was just so edgy he wanted to pay me to have a pic taken with him


Bro! Cool tattoo! I got one similar bro, except it's the Japanese symbol for "Genius" and it looks like it is made out of twisted barbed wire, bro. We should hang out some time, bro.
 
2012-02-07 07:00:32 AM
I got a picture of my inner lip tattooed on my inner lip. And the inner lip that's tattooed on my inner lip has a lip tattoo on it. But it's too small to read.
 
2012-02-07 07:00:57 AM
oh jeez. i thought you meant those lips. this, i've already seen.
 
2012-02-07 07:01:28 AM
untaken_name: I got a picture of my inner lip tattooed on my inner lip. And the inner lip that's tattooed on my inner lip has a lip tattoo on it. But it's too small to read.

I didn't know Xzibit had a tattoo parlor.
 
2012-02-07 07:03:32 AM
KrispyKritter: oh jeez. i thought you meant those lips. this, i've already seen.

Hmm if I could convince the wife to get a solid black bar tatted there I could check if she's fooling around like that blue strip on my razor.
 
2012-02-07 07:03:50 AM
RedPhoenix122: untaken_name: I got a picture of my inner lip tattooed on my inner lip. And the inner lip that's tattooed on my inner lip has a lip tattoo on it. But it's too small to read.

I didn't know Xzibit had a tattoo parlor.


I see where you got that, but it was actually an homage to Beavis and Butthead.
 
2012-02-07 07:06:02 AM
untaken_name: RedPhoenix122: untaken_name: I got a picture of my inner lip tattooed on my inner lip. And the inner lip that's tattooed on my inner lip has a lip tattoo on it. But it's too small to read.

I didn't know Xzibit had a tattoo parlor.

I see where you got that, but it was actually an homage to Beavis and Butthead.


Heh heh heh, cool, heh heh heh.
 
2012-02-07 07:28:06 AM
I want one that says "go away"
 
2012-02-07 07:29:11 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: Ed Finnerty: Why always with the writing on the bottom lip?

I was hoping to see something like a mustache on the upper lip. Something along the lines of the finger-stache tattoo...but on the inner, upper lip.

People who get tattoos are individualistic and want something unique.


i.crackedcdn.com
 
2012-02-07 07:31:18 AM
I know someone who tattooed the word "Beer" in his inner lip, and he's had it for years.
 
2012-02-07 07:32:30 AM
I've an acquaintance that has put "f*ck you" on the inside of his lip several times as well as a lighting bolt on his tongue.

/he really isn't wrapped to tight.
 
2012-02-07 07:33:04 AM
Seen it done already, saw a guy with "fark You" tattooed in his lip back in the early 90's.
 
2012-02-07 07:37:02 AM
"Oh my goodness! How judgmental do you all want to be? I have a full sleeve, a half sleeve... my leg tattoo'd as well. I work successfully in the corporate sector, I am intelligent ... I've had my tattoo's for almost 10 years now... tattoo'd..."
FTFA In case any other intelligent people out there forget the plural or past tense of tattoo.
 
2012-02-07 07:46:26 AM
KrispyKritter: oh jeez. i thought you meant those lips. this, i've already seen.

I was thinking the EXACT same thing....

shows where my mind is set when someone says "inner lips"
 
2012-02-07 07:54:41 AM
My teeth rubbed up against subby's mom's inner lips and...oh, wait...has someone gone there already?

/tasted like it
 
2012-02-07 07:57:34 AM
RedPhoenix122:I didn't know Xzibit had a tattoo parlor.

Yeah, it's the one located inside another tattoo parlor.
 
2012-02-07 07:58:54 AM
What's next an inside on the vaginal walls tattoo? No teeth in there... except in the movies

The only plus to an inner lip tattoo is that it remains hidden. Of course they would need to show the inside of their lip if they had one. Maybe lets move it to full tongue and whole inner mouth tattoos.

The body stuff just comes off so ugly IMO. Those sleeves, come on now. I may like a particular T-shirt... but I don't want to be stuck wearing it the rest of my life.
 
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2012-02-07 07:59:58 AM
A friend of mine in college had a tattoo of 'LOVE' on her inner lip. It was partially gone by the time I saw it. Seems like way to waste some money to me. Who the hell is going to see it anyway?
 
2012-02-07 08:02:01 AM
some people i know just got this done on friday. malory got something cute as her friend (a guy) got "DSL" on his inner lip. so i ask what did DSL mean? when he told me i almost shiat my pants. lol


csb off
 
2012-02-07 08:08:23 AM
Freakin Rican: some people i know just got this done on friday. malory got something cute as her friend (a guy) got "DSL" on his inner lip. so i ask what did DSL mean? when he told me i almost shiat my pants. lol


csb off


Digital Subscriber Line?
 
2012-02-07 08:08:59 AM
I've come across tattoo's like those before.
 
2012-02-07 08:10:45 AM
KrispyKritter: oh jeez. i thought you meant those lips. this, i've already seen.

Seen that as well (and done one, it's in my portfolio)....but then again I was a tattoo artist for a while during college. It amazes me what boxes some "journalists" must live in when things that go on for decades and are suddenly "new and trendy"
 
2012-02-07 08:25:35 AM
wren337: Freakin Rican: some people i know just got this done on friday. malory got something cute as her friend (a guy) got "DSL" on his inner lip. so i ask what did DSL mean? when he told me i almost shiat my pants. lol


csb off

Digital Subscriber Line?


lmao no.

d@#k sucking lips

i mean what the farking fark?
 
2012-02-07 08:33:51 AM
I have a tattoo that covers the entire roof of my mouth. It's a big can of baked beans that says "Glory" on it.
 
2012-02-07 08:46:35 AM
My first boyfriend got 'punk' tattooed on his inner lip 10 years ago. It was his way of being all hardcore and bad-ass, but in a way that mommy and daddy would never find out.
 
2012-02-07 09:01:32 AM
I got the Rolling Stones logo tattooed on my tongue.
 
2012-02-07 09:08:18 AM
I hate to break it to whoever said "It will only last about three months..." No, it can last forever. I've seen inner lip tattoos that have been around for 10 years.
 
2012-02-07 09:17:38 AM
kobrakai: I hate to break it to whoever said "It will only last about three months..." No, it can last forever. I've seen inner lip tattoos that have been around for 10 years.

Ha! That would be funny!

"Hey, this was only supposed to last three months! I mean, I read it on Fark and everything!"
 
2012-02-07 09:28:26 AM
Tattoos and piercings are for suckers and posers.
 
2012-02-07 09:33:33 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: People who get tattoos are individualistic and want something uniqueidiots who will wonder later in life why they are not taken seriously.

FTFY
 
2012-02-07 09:39:04 AM
I'm heavy. I mean, real, real heavy.

If you doubt it, check out the Chinese characters tattooed on my neck.

No, I don't know what they mean. Does it matter?

What? You don't think that makes me heavy? Well, what about the Maori tribal tattoo on my bicep?

No?

Well, I'm just going to keep getting tattoos until people realize how heavy I am. Next I think I'll get a tattoo of a skeleton clawing out of my abdomen. Now that's heavy.
 
2012-02-07 09:45:15 AM
blutendesherz: KrispyKritter: oh jeez. i thought you meant those lips. this, i've already seen.

Hmm if I could convince the wife to get a solid black bar tatted there I could check if she's fooling around like that blue strip on my razor.


I wouldn't worry - she's doubtlessly already had something solid and black down there.
 
2012-02-07 09:45:35 AM
And what the what? A 21 year old who had NO tattoos when he opened his own shop? Plus, what is he doing owning a shop if he doesn't even know a tattoo on the inner lip can last forever? Uuggghh... I just... really?
 
2012-02-07 09:47:27 AM
I've had "Chaos" tattooed on my inner lip for almost 15 years now. Still pretty clear, but it did take getting it re-inked a few weeks after the first time. A very good friend of mine has "Bacon" tattooed on her inner lip. She is a chef who loves bacon.

I have seen a stripper with a tattoo of a pair of cherries on her pussy lips. I saw that and asked "Retreads?"
 
2012-02-07 10:10:22 AM
"POOR IMPULSE CONTROL"
 
2012-02-07 10:41:44 AM
No you are not really hard core until you get the penis or the vulva tat
 
2012-02-07 12:18:24 PM
Blade II.
 
2012-02-07 12:29:28 PM
NeoBad: No you are not really hard core until you get the penis or the vulva tat

A coworker in the Navy had over 40 tattoos, including an inner lip tattoo and 2 penis tattoos. And yeah, his lip tattoo lasted for years. Maybe this guy is using a different technique to get only 3 months out of them.
 
2012-02-07 12:41:30 PM
tattoo thread, and no pics?
 
2012-02-07 01:35:08 PM
Which inner lip? Whose teeth?
 
2012-02-07 02:21:19 PM
If a race horse's lip tattoo is still readable, though often with difficulty, over 10 years after they retired from the track, especially considering the abrasive food they eat, one on a human should last a lot longer than three months.
 
2012-02-07 04:18:40 PM
"Don't Trust Bo Derek"
 
2012-02-07 06:41:20 PM
kobrakai: I hate to break it to whoever said "It will only last about three months..." No, it can last forever. I've seen inner lip tattoos that have been around for 10 years.

Yep... I know a couple of people who have had theirs for years (like 8 and 10).
 
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