farking peeping toms.

that is one good looking man, that 1500 people came to watch him prance about naked, especially in the internet age.

My window is for me to look out,not for you to look in.

TFA starts with: "Editor's note: South Florida is home to some of the most unusual folks and crimes anywhere."

...brought to you by the new editor, Ric Romero?

get the fark off my lawn, or i'll piss on you.

/why, yes, i have been drinking

Lina Smith a mother of four who lives 12 miles away said "I'm disgusted, my hairdresser text me saying a strange man was exposing himself in his own home. I immediately gathered up the disappointments into the mini van and drove over. I was shocked and saddened that me and the kids were exposed to this for 18 minutes before the police showed up. I think it's disgusting this perv should be locked up for life, I blame Obama."

Seriously 1500 people guy must be hung like a donkey.

/invest in curtains
//not blinds they can cut

proteus_b: that is one good looking man, that 1500 people came to watch him prance about naked, especially in the internet age.

Nothing beats the real thing.

proteus_b: that is one good looking man, that 1500 people came to watch him prance about naked, especially in the internet age.

seriously. someone missed a webcam shoe opportunity. and 1,500 people don't happen overnite, that takes time. kind of surprising he never noticed the slowly growing crowd as the weeks went by.
and hats off to all the spectators. not a single person thought to leave a note on his door to save him embarrassment. nice neighborhood.

KrispyKritter: proteus_b: that is one good looking man, that 1500 people came to watch him prance about naked, especially in the internet age.

seriously. someone missed a webcam shoe opportunity. and 1,500 people don't happen overnite, that takes time. kind of surprising he never noticed the slowly growing crowd as the weeks went by.
and hats off to all the spectators. not a single person thought to leave a note on his door to save him embarrassment. nice neighborhood.

FTFA: Police were called to a facility in the 1600 block of North Tamarind Avenue, where about 1,500 people had gathered for an event.

The crowd wasn't there to stand outside his window and watch his nudie shower strut. They were attending an event across the street. A few of these folks happened to see him.

/Fark - the facility across the street in the 1600 block of North Tamarind Avenue happens to be Roosevelt Jr. High School.

Warlordtrooper: Wait since when is it illegal to be naked in your own home. Here's an idea don't peep into other peoples homes

It's not. There was a fairly high profile case on this exact thing a year or two ago. It was on Fark and everything.

Dude was naked in his own house. A woman walking with her child happened to see into his house from the sidewalk. They pressed charges or something. The guy won at trial.

FTA:

Greenacres: A woman had just arrived home in the 5900 block of Ceylon Court when a friend approached her and asked her to borrow $20. When the woman reached for her wallet, her friend snatched it and fled. He was arrested at his home.
Loaned Porsche pilfered

Delray Beach: A woman loaned her 2001 Porsche Carrera more than a week ago to a woman known only as Moline to her and the car has not been seen since. The victim does not know where the suspect lives, other than it is somewhere in Delray Beach, possibly on Southwest or Northwest 11th Avenue.

Maybe the name should have been a hint

Delray Beach: A man let a person known only as "Sly" use his truck and it was never returned to him.

FTFA: Boca Raton: A woman was arrested and charged with simple battery in the mall parking lot because she threw water at her boyfriend who was driving, and slapped him for missing a parking spot.

I've never seen simple battery, I wonder how many people have been charged with that. I've always wondered what kind of battery there were other than aggravated.

You can get charged for throwing a drink on someone? I could have pressed charges quite a few times after women have dumped drinks on me.

Full of Floriduh goodness.

Gotta love the woman with "Metal Brass Knuckles" in her purse... what else would they be... PLASTIC brass knuckles?

i walk around my apt/loft all the time. i dont care who sees me nekkid. i have large windows and sure people can see. but im to old to go diving into closets.same goes for the neighbors. we always seems to catch a glance of everyone nekkid now and then.

catastrophe averted: The crowd wasn't there to stand outside his window and watch his nudie shower strut. They were attending an event across the street. A few of these folks happened to see him.

thanks for the update romero.

Popular goat-man statue stolen again

Lol.

I'm naked in my living room right now. I imagine, that after her shower, my wife will be naked down here as well. The only time I bother with clothes is when I might have to deal with those talking things outside my door, or to let my dogs out to go to the bathroom.

"she threw water at her boyfriend who was driving, and slapped him for missing a parking spot"

She sounds a bit like my wife, who doesn't live by the "don't sweat the small stuff" motto. Instead, she goes by "let's squeeze the blood outta the small stuff!"

TheGogmagog: FTFA: Boca Raton: A woman was arrested and charged with simple battery in the mall parking lot because she threw water at her boyfriend who was driving, and slapped him for missing a parking spot.

I've never seen simple battery, I wonder how many people have been charged with that. I've always wondered what kind of battery there were other than aggravated.

You can get charged for throwing a drink on someone? I could have pressed charges quite a few times after women have dumped drinks on me.

I'm thinking the charge was for the slapping, not the dousing.

CrazedHatter: Gotta love the woman with "Metal Brass Knuckles" in her purse... what else would they be... PLASTIC brass knuckles?

Yes.
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CrazedHatter: Gotta love the woman with "Metal Brass Knuckles" in her purse... what else would they be... PLASTIC brass knuckles?

Meh.

Do you use a mostly plastic resistive element attached to stainless steel to press out the wrinkles on clothes?

Or an 'iron'?

Hacker_X: TheGogmagog: FTFA: Boca Raton: A woman was arrested and charged with simple battery in the mall parking lot because she threw water at her boyfriend who was driving, and slapped him for missing a parking spot.

I've never seen simple battery, I wonder how many people have been charged with that. I've always wondered what kind of battery there were other than aggravated.

You can get charged for throwing a drink on someone? I could have pressed charges quite a few times after women have dumped drinks on me.

I'm thinking the charge was for the slapping, not the dousing.

CrazedHatter: Gotta love the woman with "Metal Brass Knuckles" in her purse... what else would they be... PLASTIC brass knuckles?

Yes.
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Those are Plastic Knuckles, not Plastic Brass Knuckles though. Brass is a metal, it can't be anything else. :-j

What? No "Life of Brian" reference yet?

Girion47: I'm naked in my living room right now. I imagine, that after her shower, my wife will be naked down here as well. The only time I bother with clothes is when I might have to deal with those talking things outside my door, or to let my dogs out to go to the bathroom.

Remind me never to sit on your couch.

At my shangri la rah, nakedness is awesomeness when meandering about the yard or using the outdoor shower.

/country.life.rules
//honk when you drive up.. you've been warned.

Keigh: This is genius. This will become a rule at my house...

It's a good rule.. just not for the freedom of body parts swinging in the breeze.. but for other stuff that might be going on as well.

Warlordtrooper: Wait since when is it illegal to be naked in your own home. Here's an idea don't peep into other peoples homes

This.

I spend all the time after my daughter goes to bed in the buff. Don't wanna see? Don't look. It's my house.

And if he had missed the turn for the mall?

Boca Raton: A woman was arrested and charged with simple battery in the mall parking lot because she threw water at her boyfriend who was driving, and slapped him for missing a parking spot.


If this guy didn't immediately drive home and shove everything he owns of value into a storage locker, then he deserves everything coming to him...

Girion47: I'm naked in my living room right now. I imagine, that after her shower, my wife will be naked down here as well. The only time I bother with clothes is when I might have to deal with those talking things outside my door, or to let my dogs out to go to the bathroom.

Pretty much, I will throw on undies for sanitary purposes but I rarely have more than that on around the house.

Stabone33: Popular goat-man statue stolen again

Lol.

Who cares about Mr Naked, find the goat man statue immediately!!

Honest Bender: Warlordtrooper: Wait since when is it illegal to be naked in your own home. Here's an idea don't peep into other peoples homes

It's not. There was a fairly high profile case on this exact thing a year or two ago. It was on Fark and everything.

Dude was naked in his own house. A woman walking with her child happened to see into his house from the sidewalk. They pressed charges or something. The guy won at trial.

You're also forgetting the facts that it was like 5 am and they were cutting through the guy's yard as a shortcut.

CrazedHatter: Hacker_X: TheGogmagog: FTFA: Boca Raton: A woman was arrested and charged with simple battery in the mall parking lot because she threw water at her boyfriend who was driving, and slapped him for missing a parking spot.

I've never seen simple battery, I wonder how many people have been charged with that. I've always wondered what kind of battery there were other than aggravated.

You can get charged for throwing a drink on someone? I could have pressed charges quite a few times after women have dumped drinks on me.

I'm thinking the charge was for the slapping, not the dousing.

CrazedHatter: Gotta love the woman with "Metal Brass Knuckles" in her purse... what else would they be... PLASTIC brass knuckles?

Yes.
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Those are Plastic Knuckles, not Plastic Brass Knuckles though. Brass is a metal, it can't be anything else. :-j

Despite the fact that they are almost always called brass knuckles they are almost never made out of brass and for the most part never were. They use all kinds of other materials (including assorted metals) and sometimes they bother to make it look like brass but a lot of times they don't.

The point is they do have a reason for specifying that they are metal but they (and just about everybody else) should drop the brass part when describing them.

StormnMormon: You're also forgetting the facts that it was like 5 am and they were cutting through the guy's yard as a shortcut.

1. Does that really make it such a different case?
2. Ya, I totally forgot those details :-)

Honest Bender: StormnMormon: You're also forgetting the facts that it was like 5 am and they were cutting through the guy's yard as a shortcut.

1. Does that really make it such a different case?
2. Ya, I totally forgot those details :-)

Honest Bender: StormnMormon: You're also forgetting the facts that it was like 5 am and they were cutting through the guy's yard as a shortcut.

1. Does that really make it such a different case?
2. Ya, I totally forgot those details :-)

It makes it infuriatingly worse. okay, maybe if it was noon, and the guy was sitting infront of a huge picture window flashing the street or something I could see them giving him a warning...but it's like these people purposefully tried to be offended.