It's too bad...

Thank God. I love the original, in it's many edits. Generally, I'm all for an attempt to recapture something I love - who knows, maybe they'll make something great - but really, how well could this work? Deckard as an old man, and no Rutger Hauer? That is, I assume Hauer would have the sense to not shiat on the one really iconic role he's ever had, and turn down any roles in this train-wreck in the making. Hauer doesn't have the greatest résumé, true. He's had. . .questionable roles, but also extraordinary roles, and he should revel in his time.

Wholesale Ass: GOOD! YOU NO GOOD WANNABE F*CK GO SUCK A DICK AND MAKE YOUR OWN F*CKING MOVIE YOU PIECE OF ROTTEN ASS!

That was irrational of you... not to mention unsportsmanlike.

This Face Left Blank: He's had. . .questionable roles, but also extraordinary roles, and he should revel in his time.

Nothing the God of bizarre casting choices wouldn't let you into heaven for?

Wait, wait...so a rumor started by an obscure Internet site turned out NOT to be true?

GEE....WHO WOULDA THUNK THAT ?

but wait a sec..I don't think Deckard was a replicant because of the unicorns or the pictures..nooo

I think it was because of a giant plot hole called exposition...

let me explain.........


/PWNED!

when I broke the story about Scott returning to direct, there were so many comments that the site crashed temporarily,

maybe your website just sucks.


LonMead: Nothing the God of bizarre casting choices wouldn't let you into heaven for?

I've done... questionable casting.

This Face Left Blank: Thank God. I love the original, in it's many edits. Generally, I'm all for an attempt to recapture something I love - who knows, maybe they'll make something great - but really, how well could this work? Deckard as an old man, and no Rutger Hauer? That is, I assume Hauer would have the sense to not shiat on the one really iconic role he's ever had, and turn down any roles in this train-wreck in the making. Hauer doesn't have the greatest résumé, true. He's had. . .questionable roles, but also extraordinary roles, and he should revel in his time.

SurfaceTension: mekkab: when I broke the story about Scott returning to direct, there were so many comments that the site crashed temporarily,

maybe your website just sucks.


LonMead: Nothing the God of bizarre casting choices wouldn't let you into heaven for?

I've done... questionable casting.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Movie sets on fire at the studio of Orion. I watched starlets glitter in the dark near the Paramount Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Nice.

Shia LaBeouf as Rick Deckard
Dwayne Johnson as Roy Batty
Kim Kardashian as Rachael
Carlos Mencia as Gaff
Paris Hilton as Pris
Jack Black as Sebastian

Directed by Michael Bay

StoPPeRmobile:

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Reveen?

Impasse: Shia LaBeouf as Rick Deckard


I love how every bad casting list starts with Shia LaBeouf, even for the movies he's actually been in.
/It's funny 'cause it's true.

Impasse: Shia LaBeouf as Rick Deckard
Dwayne Johnson as Roy Batty
Kim Kardashian as Rachael
Carlos Mencia as Gaff
Paris Hilton as Pris
Jack Black as Sebastian
William Hurt as Tyrell
Zach Galifianakis as Leon
Directed by Michael BayUwe Bol

/William Hurt sucks
//Galifan tl;dr kis is awesome
///did i mention I WIN

too busy doing ender's game?

I do believe Blade Runner was the very first DVD I ever bought.

Time to watch it again.

Andrew Wiggin: too busy doing ender's game?

oh dont tell me he's mazer rackham

moothemagiccow: Andrew Wiggin: too busy doing ender's game?

oh dont tell me he's mazer rackham

graff

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. That guy who plays Rick Deckard as an aging archaeologist hiding in a refrigerator. I watched vampires glitter in the sun in a really shiatty movie. All those moments will be lost in time... thank god... Time to die.

Impasse: Jack Black as Sebastian

Only if KG can be one of his toy-friends.

Andrew Wiggin: moothemagiccow: Andrew Wiggin: too busy doing ender's game?

oh dont tell me he's mazer rackham

graff

not jewish enough i guess

and actually, you've gotta be right. Ford said he does one movie a year, and makes a shiatload of dough from it.

moothemagiccow: Andrew Wiggin: moothemagiccow: Andrew Wiggin: too busy doing ender's game?

oh dont tell me he's mazer rackham

graff

not jewish enough i guess

I thought mazer was New Zealand aboriginal.

/been a long time since I read the book

It needs to be within 4 years of the original, or Decker would be expired.

StoPPeRmobile: This Face Left Blank: Thank God. I love the original, in it's many edits. Generally, I'm all for an attempt to recapture something I love - who knows, maybe they'll make something great - but really, how well could this work? Deckard as an old man, and no Rutger Hauer? That is, I assume Hauer would have the sense to not shiat on the one really iconic role he's ever had, and turn down any roles in this train-wreck in the making. Hauer doesn't have the greatest résumé, true. He's had. . .questionable roles, but also extraordinary roles, and he should revel in his time.

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Sure is Ricky from TPB (Robb Wells). If any Farkers haven't seen this movie, you have no right to call yourself a geek. Pure 80's pastiche. Bonus for Canadian farkers at the end of the flick.

beta_plus: moothemagiccow: Andrew Wiggin: moothemagiccow: Andrew Wiggin: too busy doing ender's game?

oh dont tell me he's mazer rackham

graff

not jewish enough i guess

I thought mazer was New Zealand aboriginal.

/been a long time since I read the book

Oh youre right. There was a separate bit about how the military went on about the supposed effectiveness of jewish strategists and i guess i conflated them.

Good, cause the Deckard unit would've ran out of its usable life by now.

Unless there are multiple Deckard units, and the one we saw was activated for that hunt.

Impasse: Shia LaBeouf as Rick Deckard
Dwayne Johnson as Roy Batty
Kim KardashianKristen Stewart as Rachael
Carlos Mencia Horatio Sandz as Gaff
Paris Hilton as Pris
Jack Black as Sebastian

Directed by Michael Bay

dragonchild: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. That guy who plays Rick Deckard as an aging archaeologist hiding in a refrigerator. I watched vampires glitter in the sun in a really shiatty movie. All those moments will be lost in time... thank god... Time to die.

I lol'd at that far more than I probably should have.

Disgruntled Goat: Wait, wait...so a rumor started by an obscure Internet site turned out NOT to be true?

He wants to see a negative before he provides us with a positive.

/Indulge him

Apos: ursomniac: OK - finish this one... :-)

Zooey Deschanel as Pris

Me as the pizza delivery guy.

Directed by Seymore Butts.

Apos: ursomniac: OK - finish this one... :-)

Johnny Depp as Deckard
Helena Bohnam Carter as Rachel



Directed by Tim Burton

Rhys Ifans as Roy Batty
Malcolm McDowell as Dr. Tyrell
Peter Stormare Deep Roy as Gaff
Zooey Deschanel as Pris

Score composed by Danny Elfman

My preference

How to fold a unicorn. (new window)

Wake up. It's time to Die.

Depending on how well enders game does he could be very busy pumping out the shadow series before the actors age too much.

"Your article will display in 13 seconds."

Um, no thanks.

mekkab: when I broke the story about Scott returning to direct, there were so many comments that the site crashed temporarily,

maybe your website just sucks.

Funny you should post that on a site that has a beer spill malfunction seemingly every two weeks.

Still waiting for the pill and booze fueled tirade from Sean Young regarding this project.

SurfaceTension: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Movie sets on fire at the studio of Orion. I watched starlets glitter in the dark near the Paramount Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Saving for the Fark.com headline when Hauer's obit goes online.

There is an excellent comic-book version of DADOES a couple of years ago, totally faithful to he book in every respect. I highly recommend you downl I mean buy it.

fzumrk: Apos: ursomniac: OK - finish this one... :-)

Johnny Depp as Deckard
Helena Bohnam Carter as Rachel



Directed by Tim Burton

Rhys Ifans as Roy Batty
Malcolm McDowell as Dr. Tyrell
Peter Stormare Deep Roy as Gaff
Zooey Deschanel Lisa Marie as Pris

Score composed by Danny Elfman

My preference

Mine

Tom Hardy recently had dinner with Ridley Scott in London.



/just sayin'

But Philip K. Dick didn't WRITE a sequel to the book (DADOES)

I wish people didn't keep humping the talent of dead men, milking the corpse for the last bit of moisture. I wish they'd use the juices of their own creative talents instead of the century-old mung of some great old man.

You can always tell a truly great story from a mediocre one. The great ones don't need a sequel. The story is over at the end. They all go to the seashore, or they all die of syphilis, who cares, the point of the story is completely illustrated by the described events.

At the end of The Tortoise and the Hare, we don't give a crap whether the hare had oatmeal or Caesar Salad for lunch, and we don't care to listen to how the tortoise celebrated his victory, or what he did on the following day.