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F*ck you, I'll eat as many balconies as I want.

. "They want to go see one of their buddies up stairs or downstairs, and instead of taking the elevator they think they can just hop over the balcony and hop down a floor. And all it takes is a split second for it to turn into a tragedy."

Um what? Usually when a group of friends get hotel rooms, they're on the same floor. There isn't a whole lot of balcony jumping going on, alcohol or no.

Alcohol doesn't mix with stairwells either.

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That's actually old news. Drunk kids fall off of balconies in Panama City Beach almost every Spring Break...

jingks: Alcohol doesn't mix with stairwells either.

Dude.

I never read anything inthe article about bologna so this thread makes no sense

\ came to express my rage about peope hating on bologna fo no reason, leaving disatisfide

Of course, we all know it happens every spring at least once. I felt sorry for the kid they mentioned in the story. A 17 y.o. athlete with a lot to live for, and most likely he had been drunk only a few times before, or maybe it was his first time drinking, and the poor bastard tumbles off a balcony. That's really pretty sad. I remember my first few times drinking. It was easy to fall over. I'm really glad I wasn't on a balcony.

Well, I'm glad except for the fact that I have to live with myself.

it's called Panama Parkour

You could spend hours on the internet watching videos of drunks falling off of things. It seems to be a very popular subject.

Q: What do you call a drunk guy who falls from a balcony onto your doorstep?

A: Matt.

Ambivalence: So...question. What DOES Alcohol mix well with? Besides more alcohol.

women

Who knew; balconies are not soluble in alcohol?

Ambivalence: So...question. What DOES Alcohol mix well with? Besides more alcohol.

Pot, coke, greasy junk food, sex, snowboarding and with a BAC between .129 and .138, programming.

SquiggelyGrounders: Who knew; balconies are not soluble in alcohol?

Well if you're not part of the solution you're part of the precipitate.

Stay away from escarpments!

jingks: Alcohol doesn't mix with stairwells either.

The two guys right at the beginning seemed just a tad to friendly with each other.

These punk kids don't have a lick a' sense!

CtrlAltDelete: F*ck you, I'll eat as many balconies as I want.

Eat me. I'll fark as many balconies as I want. There, I said it. Aluminum, concrete, I'll even suck a deck. Yeah. Farked up kaka there, right? But once I spent a month with an opera box one weekend... Yeah, those are wistful, sepia toned ellipsis.

jingks: Alcohol doesn't mix with stairwells either.

go and check your blood for some stool buddy..tose two dont mix well either

I went to spring break in 1974 in Ft. Lauderdale. My friend and I split the cost of a week at the hotel. The first afternoon we were there he passed a joint to an undercover officer. I didn't know it at the time. The second day I ran into two girls from my school...Marquette...that couldn't find a room. I invited them. They in turn invited other girls. Soon there were 6 girls sleeping in the room. About the 5th morning there was a knock at the door. It was the mother of my friend who had come to fetch his belongings. The look on that woman's face was priceless as the girls were all in various states of underwear and braless.
When I got back to school my friend tried to tell me I owed him 380 dollars because he didn't use the room. FARK if I gave him a dime. He ended up dropping out for not being too sharp of a crayon in the box.

Neither do members of congregations and boring preachers.

Acts 20:9
"And there sat in a window a certain young man named Eutychus, being fallen into a deep sleep: and as Paul was long preaching, he sunk down with sleep, and fell down from the third loft, and was taken up dead"

I grew up in Daytona Beach in the 80's. We called Spring Break the "National Balcony Diving Championships". I was at The Texan when a girl fell to her death from the 11th floor or something. Disgusting sound when she hit the pool deck.

This shiat happens every year. It begs the question "Is our children learning?"