rogersgoer: after I read the headline, that was the first thing I thought of, GOOD JOB!!! Pizza, French fries, pizza, french fries

"If you do a pizza when you're supposed to do a French Fries, you're gonna have a bad time!!!"

My friend Vinnie "the squid" Marinaro also recommends that you do not eat NJ hot dogs for about a month or so.

Nice South Park reference poster. :)

New Joersey!!! Get a rope.

"you're gonna have a bad time"

I just HAD to say it....

Oh you are all SOOOOOO witty! I mean, I've lived in Jersey my whole life and I've NEVER heard anyone make any references to how it's DIRTY or SMELLY or that people from here might be in the MAFIA. Oh and that "Armpit of NY" reference had me LOLing so hard I peed my pants a little bit! Now all we're missing here is a couple of nuclear waste or biohazard references and a Sopranos quote or two and we have the "Jersey Fruit Salad" of old washed up jokes. Newark is a wasteland, no shiat. But face it, you're all jealous that we can ski, go to the beach, and then go to NYC all within two hours of each other. PERIOD.

Cheese rules. Go fark yourselves with a Brillo pad.

let me chime in on a few references...
Bob Jovi rules!
So does the Boss!
Don't go swimming...you'll glow!

NJ is actually pretty cool, despite asshats whose only experience there was on the interstate.

born and raised

"I've been to Somerville Jersey. I rated it as a nice place to visit but I'd stick hot pokers in my eyes before I had to live there....but to each thier own. They do have some good stip clubs in joisey though, and that's a double "+DD+" plus. I'd like to see the southern part of Jersey, the part the cows are named for, seems like there's more farm land and trees there."

RedfordRenegade: Somerville has some good resturants, but I wouldn't want to live there either (I work a couple of miles away from Somerville). If you ever get the chance, check out the nortwest corner of the state. Lotsa trees up thataway (real trees, too - not those scrawny little things they have down south in the pine barrens).

sarge:
f'n a!

I grew up in Elizabeth, spoiled eggs anyone?

Bastard:
2003-10-21 01:41:37 PM reggie jefferson

Peterrigid: Would you eat anything from Jersey?

My girlfriend's from Jersey.

I ate her, tasted like cheese.

I'm not sure whether to call you Captain Obvious or Dipsh*t.

More obligatory NJ defense posts:

1. Everything southeast of about Edison is mostly farmland and forests (and new housing developments encroaching on such). All the factories & refineries are stuffed up near the NYC border.

2. Most people living southeast of northeast NJ despise northeast NJ because it gives the whole state a bad name.

3. There are only *three* toll roads: Turnpike, Parkway & Atlantic City Expressway. They provide a quick pass-through of the state, but all the other roads (interstates, state, county, local) will get you where you need to go.

4. A lot of our pollution comes from coal plants in farking Ohio that blows over here. It is scientifically proven and we are in the process of suing Ohio for doing so.

2003-10-21 03:03:21 PM TheSarge

Oh you are all SOOOOOO witty! I mean, I've lived in Jersey my whole life and I've NEVER heard anyone make any references to how it's DIRTY or SMELLY or that people from here might be in the MAFIA. Oh and that "Armpit of NY" reference had me LOLing so hard I peed my pants a little bit! Now all we're missing here is a couple of nuclear waste or biohazard references and a Sopranos quote or two and we have the "Jersey Fruit Salad" of old washed up jokes. Newark is a wasteland, no shiat. But face it, you're all jealous that we can ski, go to the beach, and then go to NYC all within two hours of each other. PERIOD.

Cheese rules. Go fark yourselves with a Brillo pad.



Go read the thread, I already put in some Sopranos references.

NJ smells.

2003-10-21 03:12:42 PM reggie jefferson

Bastard:
2003-10-21 01:41:37 PM reggie jefferson

Peterrigid: Would you eat anything from Jersey?

My girlfriend's from Jersey.

I ate her, tasted like cheese.

I'm not sure whether to call you Captain Obvious or Dipsh*t.


I'll take Captain Obvious, after all Bastard is part of my name.

Time for a NJ Fark Party!

DrunkenLimeyBastard is ashamed to admit that he has a friend taht lives in NJ, but it's okay, 'coz she's cute.

Sorry, DLB. She thinks you're Captain Dipsh*t.

Hey TheSarge,
Your hockey team sucks too.

OK, we all know that NJ is a total wasteland of a state and is basically the dumping grounds for NY...so does this come as a total surprise?

But seriously, I have never been to NJ, and while travelling this past summer, I totally forgot the unbridled hate that NYers have for NJ. I mentioned NJ among some people when I came back home and was instantly blasted with seething hate.

One good thing that has come out of that state:

linewalker: Your statement is false. NJ Turnpike system does not administer in the way you described. When you enter the turnpike, you get a ticket and when you exit the turnpike you pay the the amount based on how far you've traveled. This is unlike a system in say, Chicago-Illinios, toll road where you have to pay an assenine $.40 every two seconds. A for effort, but you are patently wrong.

As for the other naysayers. Keep talkin' and keep avoiding NJ. We have our own little farked up view of reality and we love it just the way it is. The less you clowns show up, the more we can enjoy our fundamentally skewed utopia. Go Jerz!

Elysium26: Don't fark with the Devils, hotpants. 3 Stanley Cups in the last 10 years is NOT exactly a practical basis to crap on the Dev's. Now go eat your peas.

2003-10-21 03:25:37 PM reggie jefferson

Sorry, DLB. She thinks you're Captain Dipsh*t.


She's probably right.

The headline should have read "If you have anything to do with New Jersey, you're gonna have a bad time"

cheesy

Listeria monocytogenes can cause fatal infections in children and the frail and elderly

"In other news, New Jersey's cheese is now only dangerous to children and the elderly!"

WOO-HOO!!

I ate a sub the other day from a Wawa (a 7-11/Quick Chek for you westerners) and spent 6 hours on the toilet wondering if that was the end.

Go Jersey.

Isuldirs
Dairy is RAPE....rape? WTF?1

midas_welby:
"Isuldirs
Dairy is RAPE....rape? WTF?1"

*cough*PETA troll*cough* mmmmk?

Speaking of PETA moronics, PETA wants to change the name of the town of Rodeo, California because the name of the town suggest an brutal onslaught on animals. PETA suggests that the new name of the town be changed to "Unity" to honor Union 76's importance to the local economy. In return, PETA will contribute $20,000 worth of veggie burgers to the local school district - as if kids would eat that crap. Does PETA have a committee just to think up ridiculous crap?

Eat more cheese.. drink more wine.. Listeria be damned....

I fully support PETA, and everything they do. Because the less meat they eat, the more steak for Dino. And pork chops.

Now how did we get on this subject again?

Fellow NJ farkers:

Don't defend the state. We already have enough unwanted other-state refuse moving here. The worse the image NJ has, the fewer of these people move here.

Do you WANT more of them cloging the left lane of the highways at 75 mph or less? (NY Road-snails!) Do you want to deal with people who move a Southern or Midwestern pace?

It's all toxic here! Stay home!

...but it looked so good

/it tastes like burning....

BTW...I fully agree with Deep_Hurting

Man, i was about to post the "pizza when you shoulda french fried and you're gonna have a bad time" line, till i saw that i woulda been the 4th one to do so. Being the 4th one to post a joke...much like being the 2nd or 3rd, isnt funny.
Hmm...talk about good advice for every fark poster to keep in mind