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(9 News) Dumbass News: Athlete arrested for a suspected DUI. Fark: His license plate says SAUCED   (9news.com) divider line 23
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2012-02-06 10:36:40 PM
It's pronounced Sue-zay
 
2012-02-07 02:58:49 AM
Jesus will save him.
Tim will pray for him.
 
2012-02-07 08:09:21 AM
Bentley convertible ???

Better be leased (still overkill)

Otherwise this is why when your career (even shorter for running backs) is over you will be filing for bankruptcy.
 
2012-02-07 08:37:01 AM
You can take the football player out of Athens, but you can't take the Athens out of the football player....

Really, UGA has a staggering number of DUIs and MIPs for a coach that prides himself on discipline.
 
2012-02-07 08:59:22 AM
Knowshon don't know shiat.
 
2012-02-07 09:31:26 AM
Time Traveling Bunnies: You can take the football player out of Athens, but you can't take the Athens out of the football player....

Really, UGA has a staggering number of DUIs and MIPs for a coach that prides himself on discipline.


The dude has been a pro since 2009 dumbfark, what's his college coach got to do with it?
 
2012-02-07 09:44:05 AM
bel4sucks: The dude has been a pro since 2009 dumbfark, what's his college coach got to do with it?

Perhaps Time Traveling Bunnies is suggesting that this is merely a continuation of the behaviors started in college due to the years in the less-than-stringent disciplinary environment at UGA. Perhaps if such behaviors had been stopped early or not allowed to start in the first place, Mr. Moreno wouldn't be in his current predicament.

I like Mark Richt, he seems to be a good man, but he also seems to be perpetually fighting an uphill battle in regards to discipline.
 
2012-02-07 09:45:33 AM
What editor missed that headline? Knowshon? Obviously a typo, that's not a name.
 
2012-02-07 09:46:46 AM
bel4sucks: Time Traveling Bunnies: You can take the football player out of Athens, but you can't take the Athens out of the football player....

Really, UGA has a staggering number of DUIs and MIPs for a coach that prides himself on discipline.

The dude has been a pro since 2009 dumbfark, what's his college coach got to do with it?


Merely taking the opportunity to comment that this is not an isolated incident for him. The UGA comment was more of a sidenote. Since there's no sidenote option in my text box I dropped it down a line. The first line was a comment more of his attitude at UGA and the second line was a continuation of that thought.

Very aggressive this morning bel4, did your team lose last night?
 
2012-02-07 09:52:51 AM
SniperJoe: bel4sucks: The dude has been a pro since 2009 dumbfark, what's his college coach got to do with it?

Perhaps Time Traveling Bunnies is suggesting that this is merely a continuation of the behaviors started in college due to the years in the less-than-stringent disciplinary environment at UGA. Perhaps if such behaviors had been stopped early or not allowed to start in the first place, Mr. Moreno wouldn't be in his current predicament.

I like Mark Richt, he seems to be a good man, but he also seems to be perpetually fighting an uphill battle in regards to discipline.


You are correct. I was at too many of the same bars and parties with him and most of the team the nights before big games to think that the team was taking the problem seriously. Every year it was like the SEC was in a competition to see who could have the most alcohol related violations.
 
2012-02-07 10:16:05 AM
LOL at this dumb shiat. He was in college for two years, and has been a pro for three. Hell, why not blame his high school coach since that's probably where Moreno started drinking in the first place. There is one person to blame for Knowshon Moreno getting a DUI last night. If you have to be told who to blame, you deserve the dumbfark marker.
 
2012-02-07 10:29:17 AM
Cut him Broncos!!! Knowshow is just another of McFailure's draft busts, cut him.
 
2012-02-07 11:22:17 AM
Everyone I know calls him no-show
 
2012-02-07 11:24:58 AM
Been good knowing you, NoShow. Have fun on the waiver wire.
 
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2012-02-07 11:48:27 AM
is this the guy with like 9 kids with 6 different women or something?
 
2012-02-07 01:10:03 PM
someone needs spellcheck

/his parents perhaps
 
2012-02-07 01:12:45 PM
182: is this the guy with like 9 kids with 6 different women or something?

Six kids with 9 women.
 
2012-02-07 04:31:30 PM
182: is this the guy with like 9 kids with 6 different women or something?

Well, no. No it isn't. But THAT guy was also a Bronco RB at one time. Travis Henry IIRC.
 
2012-02-07 05:18:45 PM
Time Traveling Bunnies: Every year it was like the SEC was in a competition to see who could have the most alcohol related violations.

That's not entirely true. If you don't count pot arrests, UF is hardly in the game.

Anyway, as I said elsewhere: if you want Knowshon to walk a straight line, just make it parallel to the line of scrimmage.
 
2012-02-07 07:33:25 PM
26.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-02-07 11:40:12 PM
One of the articles I read about this dumbs_it mentioned that he didn't have insurance on his Bentley. No insurance. On a Bentley. Seriously.
 
2012-02-08 04:15:33 AM
Time Traveling Bunnies: SniperJoe: bel4sucks: The dude has been a pro since 2009 dumbfark, what's his college coach got to do with it?

Perhaps Time Traveling Bunnies is suggesting that this is merely a continuation of the behaviors started in college due to the years in the less-than-stringent disciplinary environment at UGA. Perhaps if such behaviors had been stopped early or not allowed to start in the first place, Mr. Moreno wouldn't be in his current predicament.

I like Mark Richt, he seems to be a good man, but he also seems to be perpetually fighting an uphill battle in regards to discipline.

You are correct. I was at too many of the same bars and parties with him and most of the team the nights before big games to think that the team was taking the problem seriously. Every year it was like the SEC was in a competition to see who could have the most alcohol related violations.


You weren't at bars or parties with Knowshon or any other players on the night before a big game, a small game or any game unless they were walk ons that weren't making the trip to the away game or dressing out. For years Richt has been putting the entire team in a hotel on the Friday before EVERY GAME, home or away. They are basically locked in their rooms and they have graduate assistants patrolling the halls. So cool story bro. I'm sure all your frat bros are really impressed with your legendary tales of partying with the football team on nights before a big game.

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2012-02-08 09:05:15 AM
branlieb: You weren't at bars or parties with Knowshon or any other players on the night before a big game, a small game or any game unless they were walk ons that weren't making the trip to the away game or dressing out. For years Richt has been putting the entire team in a hotel on the Friday before EVERY GAME, home or away. They are basically locked in their rooms and they have graduate assistants patrolling the halls. So cool story bro. I'm sure all your frat bros are really impressed with your legendary tales of partying with the football team on nights before a big game.

I can't really attest to what administrative duties were supposed to be followed before games. I'm not staff and don't care. All I know is that on several occasions, I saw football players not only in but sometimes behind the bars of Sand, Buddha, Bourbon, and others. I wasn't Greek either. It makes me feel ickier to be accused of being in a frat than being a liar.
 
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