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(Some Guy) Scary Pakistan: "If Israel attacks Iran, we'll attack Israel." Strange, feels like I've heard this story before   (ynetnews.com) divider line 215
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2012-02-06 07:50:15 PM
Will it be broadcast on pay per view?
 
2012-02-06 07:50:39 PM
And then India attacks Pakistan.
 
2012-02-06 07:54:57 PM
Mentat: And then India attacks Pakistan.

And then I grab my fiddle.
 
2012-02-06 08:04:30 PM
menni
menni tekkle
upharsi
 
2012-02-06 08:06:39 PM
Mentat: And then India attacks Pakistan.

Then China attacks India? or does Turkey jump in?
 
2012-02-06 08:17:15 PM
And then we have the Russians just waiting to jump in...

Fun, kids. Let's see if we can run this up on brinksmanship a bit more.

To be fair: I thought that Mossad would have dealt with this program before this.
 
2012-02-06 08:21:46 PM
hubiestubert: And then we have the Russians just waiting to jump in...

Fun, kids. Let's see if we can run this up on brinksmanship a bit more.

To be fair: I thought that Mossad would have dealt with this program before this.


They play this right, the US takes all the blame. They're probably waiting for a political tailwind or something.
 
2012-02-06 08:23:07 PM
Well that's just fun. Does Pakistan have the ability to reach Israel?
 
2012-02-06 08:55:54 PM
The thing about Musharaff was he was a good dictator. You know...the kind that stay bought. Nowadays, you have no idea if your good money is going to be thrown after bad after blowing up Pakistan residents and just going in with execution missions of their most protected non-citizens named Osama. In the good old days, all it took was a little money and not blatantly violating their sovereignty and the system worked. These days they expect you to not fly sorties in their airspace, not to send in SEAL teams, not to stop paying tribute.
 
2012-02-06 09:01:47 PM
i.imgur.com

Six!

Six threads with Iran in the title in one day
Ah Ah Ah

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 6
 
2012-02-06 09:19:20 PM
So you're sayng, if the world isn't completely farked, just a large portion destroyed, the good old U S of A could be looking at something similar to the post WW II boom...
 
2012-02-06 09:21:23 PM
Party Boy: [i.imgur.com image 300x344]

Six!

Six threads with Iran in the title in one day
Ah Ah Ah

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 6


ha i came in here for the sole purpose of paging you to the thread.
 
2012-02-06 09:22:19 PM
Krymson Tyde: So you're sayng, if the world isn't completely farked, just a large portion destroyed, the good old U S of A could be looking at something similar to the post WW II boom...

FEMA camps would become the new Levitttowns. BRILLIANT!
 
2012-02-06 09:25:20 PM
Time to fortify Siam.
 
2012-02-06 09:27:34 PM
GAT_00: Well that's just fun. Does Pakistan have the ability to reach Israel?

Probably not. And Israel probably can't reach Pakistan. That's what India is for---Israel and India are allies.
 
2012-02-06 09:28:13 PM
I_C_Weener: Krymson Tyde: So you're sayng, if the world isn't completely farked, just a large portion destroyed, the good old U S of A could be looking at something similar to the post WW II boom...

FEMA camps would become the new Levitttowns. BRILLIANT!


Sure, but could we get a cooler sounding name?
 
2012-02-06 09:30:07 PM
Krymson Tyde: I_C_Weener: Krymson Tyde: So you're sayng, if the world isn't completely farked, just a large portion destroyed, the good old U S of A could be looking at something similar to the post WW II boom...

FEMA camps would become the new Levitttowns. BRILLIANT!

Sure, but could we get a cooler sounding name?


Yes. Trump-towns. Developed by Donald Trump. Or maybe...Barack-hoods.
 
2012-02-06 09:40:08 PM
I_C_Weener: Krymson Tyde: I_C_Weener: Krymson Tyde: So you're sayng, if the world isn't completely farked, just a large portion destroyed, the good old U S of A could be looking at something similar to the post WW II boom...

FEMA camps would become the new Levitttowns. BRILLIANT!

Sure, but could we get a cooler sounding name?

Yes. Trump-towns. Developed by Donald Trump. Or maybe...Barack-hoods.


How about Obamahoods? It rolls off the tongue more smoothly.
 
2012-02-06 09:49:25 PM
World War III
 
2012-02-06 09:51:07 PM
Israel will do what they damn well please. The U.S. will jump in and clean up their mess, buy off the retaliations, and threaten war - or go to war - with anyone who gets serious. Congressmen and Senators will fall all over themselves to compete for the chance to be the first to suck Israel's dick. Rinse. Repeat.

Do people not even pay attention any more?
 
2012-02-06 09:54:38 PM
Krymson Tyde: So you're sayng, if the world isn't completely farked, just a large portion destroyed, the good old U S of A could be looking at something similar to the post WW II boom...

As long as no one figures out we're involved, we're golden.
 
2012-02-06 10:13:27 PM
I'm happy, Archduke Ferdinand is in my death pool...

/what?
 
2012-02-06 10:21:52 PM
So WWIII is just going to be a rerun of WWI? That's farking lame, can't we greenlight some new shows?
 
2012-02-06 10:21:53 PM
...and in an earlier thread, people were making me out to be paranoid/insane for thinking an attack on Iran would start World War 3.
 
2012-02-06 10:24:03 PM
Party Boy: [i.imgur.com image 300x344]

Six!

Six threads with Iran in the title in one day
Ah Ah Ah

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 6


It's like some sort of regular pattern. Like the beating of a drum or something.
 
2012-02-06 10:24:37 PM
serpent_sky: ...and in an earlier thread, people were making me out to be paranoid/insane for thinking an attack on Iran would start World War 3.

In fairness, I was worried about Russia and China, not Pakistan... but it really doesn't help that we're not on the best of terms with Pakistan at the moment. Just to clarify.
 
2012-02-06 10:24:58 PM
serpent_sky: ...and in an earlier thread, people were making me out to be paranoid/insane for thinking an attack on Iran would start World War 3.

I think the Bible refers to it as "Armageddon"
 
2012-02-06 10:25:29 PM
How else do we justify a bloated defense budget?
 
2012-02-06 10:26:08 PM
Mentat: And then India attacks Pakistan.

How about this scenario: Syria descends into civil war. Arab League intervenes. Iran intervenes. Israel seizes opportunity. Pakistan strikes Israel. Israel strikes back. Russia intervenes in Syria. Shiat gets real.
 
2012-02-06 10:28:01 PM
This is all Bush's fault.
 
2012-02-06 10:28:32 PM
Israel is of zero strategic importance to the United States. Remember that when WWIII starts over this shiat.
 
2012-02-06 10:29:38 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: So WWIII is just going to be a rerun of WWI? That's farking lame, can't we greenlight some new shows?


The Military Industrial Complex is out of ideas.
 
2012-02-06 10:31:05 PM
shower_in_my_socks: Israel is of zero strategic importance to the United States. Remember that when WWIII starts over this shiat.

Bu...bu...bu...but they're the only stable democracy in the region, and an example to good governance, civil rights, and what all the camel jockeys should aspire to.
 
2012-02-06 10:31:56 PM
Of course, what the article is glossing over is that Israel and any of their allies air superiority means that Iran's capability to strike back with any sort of effectiveness would likely be ended within hours of the initial assault.

Not that they couldn't run a nice insurgency, but Israel doesn't want to take and hold Iran, they just want to eliminate their nuclear ability, which means targeted bombing of all air, power, and research facilities.
 
2012-02-06 10:32:04 PM
It amazes me how, in just a few hours (and maybe people switched over)the opinion of Fark in general went from "maybe we could do some missile strikes" to "oh shiat, World War 3" when I was seemingly the only one who thought it around 7 or so....
 
2012-02-06 10:33:54 PM
shower_in_my_socks: Israel is of zero strategic importance to the United States. Remember that when WWIII starts over this shiat.

Yeah, but its sentimental value is through the roof!
 
2012-02-06 10:34:24 PM
vudukungfu: menni
menni tekkle
upharsi


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2012-02-06 10:34:50 PM
Mentat: Krymson Tyde: So you're sayng, if the world isn't completely farked, just a large portion destroyed, the good old U S of A could be looking at something similar to the post WW II boom...

As long as no one figures out we're involved, we're golden.


How could anyone possibly come to that conclusion?
 
2012-02-06 10:35:23 PM
serpent_sky: It amazes me how, in just a few hours (and maybe people switched over)the opinion of Fark in general went from "maybe we could do some missile strikes" to "oh shiat, World War 3" when I was seemingly the only one who thought it around 7 or so....

Maybe the war hawks are just furiously masturbating at the moment.
 
2012-02-06 10:40:18 PM
Pakistan gets $billions annually from the U.S., so I'm a little skeptical of their bravado.
 
2012-02-06 10:40:20 PM
And all this to throw the election to a Republican.
 
2012-02-06 10:41:49 PM
86news.info
 
2012-02-06 10:43:51 PM
When the Jews return to Zion, and a comet fills the sky, and the holy Roman Empire rises, then you and I must die. From the eternal sea he rises, creating armies on either shore, turning man against his brother, until man exists no more.
 
2012-02-06 10:44:01 PM
DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Mentat: And then India attacks Pakistan.

Then China attacks India? or does Turkey jump in?


And we stay out of it and provide conventional weapons to everyone creating millions of new manufacturing jobs!!!
 
2012-02-06 10:45:08 PM
in the meantime, i will enjoy the sunrise

www.irishviews.com
 
2012-02-06 10:45:17 PM
Nuke, Nuke, Nuke, Nuke! Why aren't you all joining in?
 
2012-02-06 10:45:39 PM
mrlewish: And all this to throw the election to a Republican.

Not yet. Now if China gets involved, then we know its a hail mary pass to get a republican into the white house.
 
2012-02-06 10:45:50 PM
How come there isn't a film student doing 100 best armageddon quotes montage thingy?
 
2012-02-06 10:48:04 PM
How about a World War without any U.S. involvement? Wouldn't that be something?
 
2012-02-06 10:49:25 PM
Does anybody care that the headline says "Pakistan: If Israel attacks Iran, we'll attack Israel" when TFA says that only some European diplomat said that Pakistan would support Iran's response to said hypothetical attack?
 
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