Well of course when the liberal media keeps using Romney's own words against him. What do you expect?

dahmers love zombie: The Obama campaign has $81 million in cash on hand at this moment. The GOP debates have basically provided them with free commercials. And that's not counting any superPAC stuff that comes in for him.

I'd say he's probably fairly safe unless a "dead girl or live boy" issue comes up.

They may have given Obama material, but you still have to pay to air those commercials.

thats the thing about horse races.

they're dumb.

WAIT, no.

they're not over till they're over. everyone knows Obama, nobody knows Romney, and they're wihtin six points of each other.

demonfaerie: I agree with you up until the Mormon part. A lot of people in the last election didn't like him for being Mormon, and he never changed religions yet. I will laugh my ass off if he does.

It would make an outstanding Onion article: Romney flip-flops on religion

dahmers love zombie: The Obama campaign has $81 million in cash on hand at this moment.

Well, George Soros has $81 million in cash earmarked for Obama's campaign, some of that is going directly to the bribes of the MSM media and other money is going to fund terrorist attacks to pump up public sentiment (like Soros tried to do with 9/11 and Gore...he didn't expect the Muslims to not accept the Gregorian calender, though). So even though it's going to help the campaign, it's not really cash on hand. It's important to be accurate.

sprawl15: dahmers love zombie: The Obama campaign has $81 million in cash on hand at this moment.

Well, George Soros has $81 million in cash earmarked for Obama's campaign, some of that is going directly to the bribes of the MSM media and other money is going to fund terrorist attacks to pump up public sentiment (like Soros tried to do with 9/11 and Gore...he didn't expect the Muslims to not accept the Gregorian calender, though). So even though it's going to help the campaign, it's not really cash on hand. It's important to be accurate.

I have to say, I've seen a lot of trolls on fark, and this is definitely among the best. We should start a hall of fame.

As soon as he's the nominee and the general electorate starts paying attention he's toast. He's the most unrelatable man in American politics.

sprawl15: dahmers love zombie: The Obama campaign has $81 million in cash on hand at this moment.

Well, George Soros has $81 million in cash earmarked for Obama's campaign, some of that is going directly to the bribes of the MSM media and other money is going to fund terrorist attacks to pump up public sentiment (like Soros tried to do with 9/11 and Gore...he didn't expect the Muslims to not accept the Gregorian calender, though). So even though it's going to help the campaign, it's not really cash on hand. It's important to be accurate.

Wooooowwwww... what's the weather like on your planet?

/backs away slowly

Nothing says "I Love America" like bank accounts in Switzerland and the Caymans.

/Really, America has seen "Rich Doofus Son of Rich Politico Thinks He Deserves to be President." They didn't like it, and a remake would be even worse.

demonfaerie: AdolfOliverPanties: There's not much to learn. Romney is a situationally programmable robot with all the charisma of a collapsed lung. He will say or claim anything at any time that he thinks will endear him to a particular interest.

The man stands for nothing. He would quit his church and publicly say all Mormons were Nazis if he thought it would get him elected.

I agree with you up until the Mormon part. A lot of people in the last election didn't like him for being Mormon, and he never changed religions yet. I will laugh my ass off if he does.

As amusing as the idea is, the thought that Mitt would change religions to win the office would be the end of the party.

Romney is an incompetent asshole who would be nothing if he weren't a silver-spoon baby.

So in other words, he's the perfect Republican candidate.

So what is it about Mitt that scares you most?
(not in any particular order)
Religion?
Stance? Or lack there of in some cases?
Money?
Hair?
Smile?
Bad humor?

I knew many people here in SD that said in 2007 that even though had a problem with Romney, once it was up to Obummer & the "Maverick" and his inbred douche... They would have rather seen Romney over McCain.

These people might get that chance now but still curious what the major issue is that farkers or even the general populace have against Romney.

sprawl15: dahmers love zombie: The Obama campaign has $81 million in cash on hand at this moment.

Well, George Soros has $81 million in cash earmarked for Obama's campaign, some of that is going directly to the bribes of the MSM media and other money is going to fund terrorist attacks to pump up public sentiment (like Soros tried to do with 9/11 and Gore...he didn't expect the Muslims to not accept the Gregorian calender, though). So even though it's going to help the campaign, it's not really cash on hand. It's important to be accurate.

OH DAMN. Mike_LowELL's got some competition up in here. The calendar bit is especially awesome.

Romney's already lost the race. Doesn't matter what happens, the man has no scars. No compelling narrative, no interesting story to tell. He's never done anything interesting. Born rich, led a soft life, never risked, never sacrificed, never struggled, never served a higher cause.

Luckily for Obama, it's either this or Newt that he'll be facing, and the only people who genuinely like Newt are douchey assholes who listen to Rush Limbaugh.

Yesterday I went state-by-state, guessing who I'd think would win each one, and admittedly being a bit cynical for a Republican hater (notice I didn't say Democrat, just Republican hater). Generally, if Obama only got a couple of points over 50% in 2008, I gave the state to Romney. In the end, Mittens won with 288 electoral votes.

I maintain that no matter how weak a candidate Romney is, this is going to be a very, very close race.

YourAFattie: [i39.tinypic.com image 640x449]

I'm still patiently waiting for the first Presidential candidate to proudly admit that they've done LSD, bonus points if they've done as much as I have.

Chiquidin: So what is it about Mitt that scares you most?
(not in any particular order)
Religion?
Stance? Or lack there of in some cases?
Money?
Hair?
Smile?
Bad humor?

I knew many people here in SD that said in 2007 that even though had a problem with Romney, once it was up to Obummer & the "Maverick" and his inbred douche... They would have rather seen Romney over McCain.

These people might get that chance now but still curious what the major issue is that farkers or even the general populace have against Romney.

The fact that he has almost no policy stances to speak of that last more than an hour, is completely out of touch with the population, is absolutely gleeful about the prospect of taking even more money from the country and giving it to his country club buddies and wants to run the country like his vulture capital firm.

Oh, and I guess also that the few non-stealing-everything-from-the-populace-and-giving-it-to-himself-and -his-white-collar-criminal-bros policy positions he has that are firm are horrible far-right nonsense.

Chiquidin: So what is it about Mitt that scares you most?
(not in any particular order)
Religion?
Stance? Or lack there of in some cases?
Money?
Hair?
Smile?
Bad humor?

I knew many people here in SD that said in 2007 that even though had a problem with Romney, once it was up to Obummer & the "Maverick" and his inbred douche... They would have rather seen Romney over McCain.

These people might get that chance now but still curious what the major issue is that farkers or even the general populace have against Romney.

1) Magic Underwear
2) Magic Underwear
3) Flip-flopper
4) Flip-flopper
5) Flip-flopper
6) Flip-flopper
7) Swiss bank accounts
8) destroys jobs in America
9) Cayman bank accounts
10) 15% tax rate
11) Magic Underwear
12) flip flopper
13) I don't care about the very poor
14) I like to fire people
15) Magic Underwear
16) flip-flopper
17) would be a nothing is his daddy hadn't been a rich politico yet thinks he bootstrapped his way up
18) He's Mexican

sprawl15: dahmers love zombie: The Obama campaign has $81 million in cash on hand at this moment.

Well, George Soros has $81 million in cash earmarked for Obama's campaign, some of that is going directly to the bribes of the MSM media and other money is going to fund terrorist attacks to pump up public sentiment (like Soros tried to do with 9/11 and Gore...he didn't expect the Muslims to not accept the Gregorian calender, though). So even though it's going to help the campaign, it's not really cash on hand. It's important to be accurate.

Chiquidin: So what is it about Mitt that scares you most?
(not in any particular order)
Religion?
Stance? Or lack there of in some cases?
Money?
Hair?
Smile?
Bad humor?

I knew many people here in SD that said in 2007 that even though had a problem with Romney, once it was up to Obummer & the "Maverick" and his inbred douche... They would have rather seen Romney over McCain.

These people might get that chance now but still curious what the major issue is that farkers or even the general populace have against Romney.

Well, I think its pretty simple. You just really have no idea where the guys stands on pretty much all the issues. He's jerked hard to the right during this campaign, but it can easily be said that he did that only to win the nomination. Who knows. So, you really have no idea what you are going to get with this guy and that's kinda scary.

Chiquidin: So what is it about Mitt that scares you most?
(not in any particular order)
Religion?
Stance? Or lack there of in some cases?
Money?
Hair?
Smile?
Bad humor?

I knew many people here in SD that said in 2007 that even though had a problem with Romney, once it was up to Obummer & the "Maverick" and his inbred douche... They would have rather seen Romney over McCain.

These people might get that chance now but still curious what the major issue is that farkers or even the general populace have against Romney.

Look at his tax plan, and then listen to him explain why it is that he gets to pay less taxes than he does now while all the rest of us get to pay more.

thalidomide new and improved: thats the thing about horse races.

they're dumb.

WAIT, no.

they're not over till they're over. everyone knows Obama, nobody knows Romney, and they're wihtin six points of each other.

Obama hasn't really started campaigning, and how many people actually watched the Republican debates? I'd imagine most merely get whatever soundbites the media decides to feed 'em.

More people watch the Presidential debates. There will be, overall, more coverage of the actual Presidential race. And more and more people will learn how much of an uncharismatic, out-of-touch, political windsock Romney

Willard is everything Republicans claimed Kerry was, and then some. Romney's more out of touch, less charismatic, and more of a flip-flopper than Kerry ever was. And he didn't even GO to Vietnam. Oh, and he's a Mormon, which won't really get the fundie Republicans fired up.

Now put that up against Obama, who, no matter what you may think about his policies, is a damn good campaigner and debater. Add to that a recovering economy, the death of Osama, the US out of Iraq... Yeah, Romney's toast, unless something drastic happens between now and then.

Admittedly, the debt ceiling fiasco proved Republicans are willing to torpedo the country if it means 'sticking it to the libs', so we'll see what happens.

Richard Roma: Generally, if Obama only got a couple of points over 50% in 2008, I gave the state to Romney.

Well, that was certainly scientific of you.

Tomorrow Minnesota gets to caucus. I wonder who my neighbors will vote for? They have such an array of choices:

A. The two time adulterer working on his third marriage who thinks that poor kids should work as janitors in their school. Oh, and then there's the whole ethics violations while he was Speaker back in the 90's.

B. The uber-rich guy who thinks corporations are people and changes his stance on issues more often than he changes his magic underwear.

C. The fundamentalist Christian who wants to ban all birth control, even for married adults. Oh, and there's that messy Google problem.

D. The old man who yells at clouds.

Whoever wins, Obama wins.

CapnBlues: YourAFattie: [i39.tinypic.com image 640x449]

so i guess the whole "who would you rather have a beer with?" question is kind of moot.

That one was always weird to me, since it really gained traction in the 2000 election. Most people seemed to think Bush would be the one they'd rather have a beer with, but he quit drinking more than a decade before that.

That said, I think I'd most like to drink moonshine with RON PAUL.

sprawl15: (like Soros tried to do with 9/11 and Gore...he didn't expect the Muslims to not accept the Gregorian calender, though)

Richard Roma: Yesterday I went state-by-state, guessing who I'd think would win each one, and admittedly being a bit cynical for a Republican hater (notice I didn't say Democrat, just Republican hater). Generally, if Obama only got a couple of points over 50% in 2008, I gave the state to Romney. In the end, Mittens won with 288 electoral votes.

I maintain that no matter how weak a candidate Romney is, this is going to be a very, very close race.

Yeah, there's a whole lot of premature celebration going on among people likely to vote for Obama. I think he'll win, but by a smaller margin than in 2008.

I just don't understand what anyone gains by resting on their laurels this far out in the Boobies-Citizens United election. It's a recipe for personal disappointment and national disaster.

Let's try to avoid whistling past the graveyard, folks. We should all know what the GOP is capable of by now.

ghare: Chiquidin: So what is it about Mitt that scares you most?
(not in any particular order)
Religion?
Stance? Or lack there of in some cases?
Money?
Hair?
Smile?
Bad humor?

I knew many people here in SD that said in 2007 that even though had a problem with Romney, once it was up to Obummer & the "Maverick" and his inbred douche... They would have rather seen Romney over McCain.

These people might get that chance now but still curious what the major issue is that farkers or even the general populace have against Romney.

1) Magic Underwear
2) Magic Underwear
3) Flip-flopper
4) Flip-flopper
5) Flip-flopper
6) Flip-flopper
7) Swiss bank accounts
8) destroys jobs in America
9) Cayman bank accounts
10) 15% tax rate
11) Magic Underwear
12) flip flopper
13) I don't care about the very poor
14) I like to fire people
15) Magic Underwear
16) flip-flopper
17) would be a nothing is his daddy hadn't been a rich politico yet thinks he bootstrapped his way up
18) He's Mexican

19) flip-flopper

/FTFY

A Dark Evil Omen: The fact that he has almost no policy stances to speak of that last more than an hour, is completely out of touch with the population, is absolutely gleeful about the prospect of taking even more money from the country and giving it to his country club buddies and wants to run the country like his vulture capital firm.

Oh, and I guess also that the few non-stealing-everything-from-the-populace-and-giving-it-to-himself-and -his-white-collar-criminal-bros policy positions he has that are firm are horrible far-right nonsense.


Nailed it.

culebra: the Boobies-Citizens United election

I agree with everything in your post, I just thought this needed to be called out, because I'm basically a 12-year-old.

LectertheChef: YourAFattie: [i39.tinypic.com image 640x449]

I'm still patiently waiting for the first Presidential candidate to proudly admit that they've done LSD, bonus points if they've done as much as I have.

My fellow Americans, have you ever looked at your hand? I mean, really looked at it? It's weird, man. It's weird.

I wish Newt would win the GOP nomination. Obviously he wouldn't win and it would be such a derpier autumn.

culebra: Boobies-Citizens United

Dang. CU'd in the boobies.

ghare: Chiquidin: So what is it about Mitt that scares you most?
(not in any particular order)
Religion?
Stance? Or lack there of in some cases?
Money?
Hair?
Smile?
Bad humor?

I knew many people here in SD that said in 2007 that even though had a problem with Romney, once it was up to Obummer & the "Maverick" and his inbred douche... They would have rather seen Romney over McCain.

These people might get that chance now but still curious what the major issue is that farkers or even the general populace have against Romney.

1) Magic Underwear
2) Magic Underwear
3) Flip-flopper
4) Flip-flopper
5) Flip-flopper
6) Flip-flopper
7) Swiss bank accounts
8) destroys jobs in America
9) Cayman bank accounts
10) 15% tax rate
11) Magic Underwear
12) flip flopper
13) I don't care about the very poor
14) I like to fire people
15) Magic Underwear
16) flip-flopper
17) would be a nothing is his daddy hadn't been a rich politico yet thinks he bootstrapped his way up
18) He's Mexican

I guess religion and stance are your biggies there.

Obama may be peaking too early. Remember he trailed in the polls in 2008 until the Bushies trashed the economy. Personally I think the Republicans would be perfectly happy if Obama is reelected provided they maintain control of the House and gain control of the Senate. If the Republicans win the White House they may actually be expected to do something.

LectertheChef: Born rich, led a soft life, never risked, never sacrificed, never struggled, never served a higher cause.

Um..he was a missionary. In the SOUTH OF FRANCE!