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Liked Madonna's halftime show? You might already be a devil-worshipper
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thomps
2012-02-06 04:52:49 PM
this guy's only going to have his conspiracy suspicions confirmed when homeland security kicks in his door and confiscates his computer for using the NFL's logo without its permission.
Spoon over Marin
2012-02-06 04:56:34 PM
Or just an idiot.
Marcus Aurelius
2012-02-06 05:00:41 PM
You have much bigger problems than devil worship if you liked anything about that half time show.
James!
2012-02-06 05:01:41 PM
I love this.
Makh
2012-02-06 05:04:42 PM
I am shocked that Madonna would use religious symbolism in her music.
downstairs
2012-02-06 05:19:39 PM
Also from this site:
Achieving Satanic Youth through Female Sexual Abuse. Secrets of Hillary Clinton's Lesbian Blood Rituals.
There you go. Can't un-read that now, can you?
Gordian Cipher
2012-02-06 05:20:38 PM
Marcus Aurelius
:
You have much bigger problems than devil worship if you liked anything about that half time show.
I liked that cool projection system they used to "animate" the field... like when the yard lines and numbers "flowed" into the stage.
Sure beats a cast of thousands twirling flags around.
/the show itself was pretty shiatty.
thomps
2012-02-06 05:23:04 PM
downstairs
:
Also from this site:
Achieving Satanic Youth through Female Sexual Abuse. Secrets of Hillary Clinton's Lesbian Blood Rituals.
There you go. Can't un-read that now, can you?
i don't picture her actually participating in the lesbian blood rituals, i picture her doing the intros and segues between lesbian blood rituals - kind of like those porns that snoop dog lended his name to a few years back.
James!
2012-02-06 05:25:16 PM
downstairs
:
Secrets of Hillary Clinton's Lesbian Blood Rituals.
Fap.
timujin
2012-02-06 05:28:25 PM
Might
? Damn, and I've been working so hard...
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-02-06 05:31:22 PM
Liked Madonna's halftime show?
No, but then again, I didn't drink enough booze to kill five people.
Party Boy
2012-02-06 05:43:06 PM
Peekoo
2012-02-06 05:55:31 PM
What I can't figure out is what all of you want from a half-time show. Nobody ever likes it. What more do you want?
swankywanky
2012-02-06 05:55:59 PM
hey, I'm against lip syncing as much as the next music fan, but devil worship? isn't that a
bit
strong?
buckler
2012-02-06 05:56:25 PM
Wouldn't that be a "verbal description" of the game events, using copyrighted imaged owned exclusively by the National Football League? He's toast.
The Martintuckian
2012-02-06 05:56:41 PM
"So other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play"
auralpleasure
2012-02-06 05:57:17 PM
awesome.
Jingle Strangle
2012-02-06 05:57:23 PM
thomps
2012-02-06 05:57:37 PM
Peekoo
:
What I can't figure out is what all of you want from a half-time show. Nobody ever likes it. What more do you want?
i want a more intimate, acoustic set, maybe with the artist telling little stories in between, but with a ton of energy and fireworks and dancers and shiat.
Dr.Zom
2012-02-06 05:59:41 PM
It's pretty obvious. The black robed choir. MIA's masonic apron - it even has a big M on it people!
Shakes999
2012-02-06 06:00:53 PM
Hated the Music part of the halftime show but they stage part of it (Not anyone ON the stage) was farking cool, so i call it a wash.
groppet
2012-02-06 06:01:39 PM
downstairs
:
Also from this site:
Achieving Satanic Youth through Female Sexual Abuse. Secrets of Hillary Clinton's Lesbian Blood Rituals.
There you go. Can't un-read that now, can you?
Sounds like a hell of a party!!!
LewDux
2012-02-06 06:04:27 PM
THE MUSIC MAFIA
[Bread and Circus music. Satanic/Psychopathic. Many stars appear to have been '
manufactured
' (see Military connection). Any star not with the (Satanic) programme (e.g. Lennon) get's Assassinated (see Rock & Roll hits Inside The LC Operation Chaos), or replaced with Clones/Doubles/Walk ins/Possessed (Reptilian souls), as they lose their spark (see Before and after). It is mostly pap music from the likes of
Cowell
, anything but Heart Music from the likes of the original Baez, who managed just one album. Names in bold have mild to severe satanic symptoms as shown by: Doubles, Selling Soul, Mind Controlled (Military connections,
Abused celebrities
, Multiple personalities), Symbols (All seeing eye, Lightning, Pentagram, Triangle), hand signs (Eye, Horn, 666, V Sign), Quotes, Lyrics/Suicide music, Freemasonry
(Cowell, Jay-Z)
Possession, Reptile eyes (slits), Sanpaku eye,
Sex (sleazy, promiscuous), Sexualizing children
etc. Kylie Minogue was the perfect lovely woman around the Michael Huchence time, not any more. The Finger, right, is a truly fitting symbol for the industry.
(new window)
/aka typical fark pop music thread
farkingismybusiness
2012-02-06 06:05:49 PM
Listen to Madonna.
Atomic Spunk
2012-02-06 06:06:38 PM
Peekoo
:
What I can't figure out is what all of you want from a half-time show. Nobody ever likes it. What more do you want?
Beheadings. Live, uncensored lesbian sex starring the girls of Victoria's Secret. Water cannons. Lasers that can cut through metal. Bestiality. Nuclear weaponry. Nuns getting raped. Puking midgets. Trained ponies.
TravisBickle62
2012-02-06 06:10:32 PM
I want to drink human blood from a goat skull with Madonna
JamesSirBensonMum
2012-02-06 06:10:53 PM
thomps
:
i want a more intimate, acoustic set, maybe with the artist telling little stories in between, but with a ton of energy and fireworks and dancers and shiat.
... with little musical notes flying out of the guitar... all on a pot leaf. And maybe a banner that says "Happy birthday Rick"... that'll blow his mind!
Snapper Carr
2012-02-06 06:10:59 PM
Ya know, just this morning I thought to myself "I wonder what the Time Cube guy is up to"
Thanks Fark.
JamesSirBensonMum
2012-02-06 06:13:25 PM
From TFA: "
Also at the top of the show, the wings that appear to be feathers of an angel are really webbed wings, which are associated with Lucifer
photos
from the Roman Era
".
You have to trust that this person knows what they're talking about. How many of you have seen actual photos from the Roman Era? Unless you have, you probably shouldn't be criticizing.
maq0r
2012-02-06 06:13:39 PM
This surely must be satire
Right?
RIGHT?
jayhawk88
2012-02-06 06:13:57 PM
Lucifer, was the angel of music and the arts before he fell from heaven.
Wow, that's a pretty big trump card in the "Everything is Satanic" game.
Rapmaster2000
2012-02-06 06:14:46 PM
The SB halftime show has always sucked. It was a recent as 1986 that we were treated to Up With People.
And who can forget 1989's Be-Bop Bamboozled In 3D starring Elvis Presto sponsored by Diet Coke and featuring Bob Costas
LeroyBourne
2012-02-06 06:14:52 PM
Atomic Spunk
:
Peekoo: What I can't figure out is what all of you want from a half-time show. Nobody ever likes it. What more do you want?
Beheadings. Live, uncensored lesbian sex starring the girls of Victoria's Secret. Water cannons. Lasers that can cut through metal. Bestiality. Nuclear weaponry. Nuns getting raped. Puking midgets. Trained ponies.
Sling shooting aborted fetuses into the crowd too good low brow for ya?
Trocadero
2012-02-06 06:15:39 PM
jayhawk88
:
Lucifer, was the angel of music and the arts before he fell from heaven.
Wow, that's a pretty big trump card in the "Everything is Satanic" game.
That's one of the main themes of Phantom of the Opera. Christine calls the Phantom her Angel of Music. It's not very subtle.
HeartBurnKid
2012-02-06 06:17:14 PM
Peekoo
:
What I can't figure out is what all of you want from a half-time show. Nobody ever likes it. What more do you want?
Somebody that's still kind of relevant, makes decent music, and doesn't look like a praying mantis.
shantroy1
2012-02-06 06:18:37 PM
FTA: It is believed that Lucifer or the devil would assume a prostration position and the witches would line up and kiss his anus as a sign of respect. We not only saw a classic Lucifer Ritual Pose, but we also saw the quick building of a pyramid by her dancers.
Kiss my As* witches!!
Atomic Spunk
2012-02-06 06:21:28 PM
LeroyBourne
:
Atomic Spunk: Peekoo: What I can't figure out is what all of you want from a half-time show. Nobody ever likes it. What more do you want?
Beheadings. Live, uncensored lesbian sex starring the girls of Victoria's Secret. Water cannons. Lasers that can cut through metal. Bestiality. Nuclear weaponry. Nuns getting raped. Puking midgets. Trained ponies.
Sling shooting aborted fetuses into the crowd too good low brow for ya?
Great idea. Have a trailer circle the perimeter of the field, shooting aborted fetuses into the crowd while Paul Anka sings "You're Having My Baby".
Elzar
2012-02-06 06:23:12 PM
Coutdown until crazy whacko religious aunt posts this derpfest on facebook and chain forwards it to everyone en masse....
/was going to spell-correct coutdown, but it sounded about right
highbrow45
2012-02-06 06:24:46 PM
Lucifer photos from the Roman Era?
MisterLoki
2012-02-06 06:24:54 PM
From the same site:
Will the Illuminati Kill You in 2012?
(new window)
Yes. Yes they will.
Uzzah
2012-02-06 06:26:57 PM
(Light sticks are used in Illuminati Rituals, to worship Lucifer, and they are often held by the observers of the rituals, as a way of participating.)
Damn, the Illuminati
is
pretty secretive: they held on to the secret of Glo-Stick technology since the middle ages without telling anyone about it.
... Except the guy who
invented Glo-Sticks
! Hmm...
According to Lucifer Freemason Texts, Lucifer is the lord of light
And here I've been calling him Prince of Darkness all this time. No wonder I'm not getting all the neat Satanic loot I keep praying for: people hate it when you mess up their names.
farkingismybusiness
2012-02-06 06:27:00 PM
shantroy1
:
FTA: It is believed that Lucifer or the devil would assume a prostration position and the witches would line up and kiss his anus as a sign of respect. We not only saw a classic Lucifer Ritual Pose, but we also saw the quick building of a pyramid by her dancers.
Kiss my As* witches!!
Osculum Infame.
Just like Madonna, Satan loves ass play.
kab
2012-02-06 06:28:00 PM
Beelzebub doesn't lip sync.
I thought everyone knew this?
LewDux
2012-02-06 06:31:04 PM
Peekoo
:
What I can't figure out is what all of you want from a half-time show. Nobody ever likes it. What more do you want?
Must be old. Not too loud but not too quiet. Not too macho, and not too girly. With rock'n'roll spirit, but respectful and good role model for girls. Must look old and behave like one, but with rock'n'roll spirit. Not an attention whore, but great showman.
thomps
2012-02-06 06:32:24 PM
i read a book recently (it was on my online university's required reading list, otherwise books - bleh) that actually had a bunch of research on the illuminati. the guy said that the book was fictional, but all the sh*t in there was real. anyway, apparently the illuminati is really deep into global affairs and the church and whatnot. i wouldn't be surprised if they were like dennis rodman and had their hands up in madonna as well.
cretinbob
2012-02-06 06:34:30 PM
Malacon
2012-02-06 06:35:02 PM
FTFA
Dont forget that before Madonna put on the black robe, her dancers were in red, gold & black outfits and some were in red & white, which are colors that one uses to worship Lucifer. The entire show had a lucifer color theme.
I went to two different Catholic High Schools. The school colors for one was Black and Gold, and the colors for the other was Red and White ( though the sports uniforms had a lot of black in them, and a lot of the school gear was sold in Red and Black instead of red and white).
To think, until now I never figured out it was all a front for Satan Worship.
Shazam999
2012-02-06 06:39:08 PM
Well to be fair, that show was hellish.
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!
2012-02-06 06:40:26 PM
HeartBurnKid
:
Somebody that's still kind of relevant, makes decent music, and doesn't look like a praying mantis.
Shania's halftime show was pretty decent. Except for the whole lip syncing thing.
So can we please add capable of playing live in that type of venue WITHOUT FARKING LIP SYNCING?
It was so painfully obvious last night that Madonna wasn't singing live...didn't they make a big deal after Shania about how they have rules against those sort of shenanigans?
/I think she may have sung the last song live...but that first one was definitely canned.
Ayn Rand's Social Worker
2012-02-06 06:43:19 PM
This article greeted me on facebook today from some girl I barely know, posted without a tinge of sarcasm and commented that it was some brilliant revelation and insight... I'm proud to share it with y'all, and also proud that I unsubscribed from the mouth-breather that posted it.
/but does posting it to fark make me worse?
//do I care?
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