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(Wired) Followup Police: Hand over your password. Woman: No, 5th amendment. Court months later: No, hand over your password. Woman: Fine. The password is... um... uhhhh   (wired.com) divider line 137
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2012-02-06 03:25:36 PM
Good. I don't care what the court said, ruling at she had to supply the password so the police could find evidence on the laptop to use against her was a clear violation of the 5th amendment.
 
2012-02-06 03:27:27 PM
SilentStrider: Good. I don't care what the court said, ruling at she had to supply the password so the police could find evidence on the laptop to use against her was a clear violation of the 5th amendment.

Well, in and of itself that's no more of a violation than being ordered to open a safe.
 
2012-02-06 03:28:23 PM
SilentStrider: Good. I don't care what the court said, ruling at she had to supply the password so the police could find evidence on the laptop to use against her was a clear violation of the 5th amendment.

Just like when you let them in your house to execute a search warrant.
 
2012-02-06 03:31:44 PM
Ah, this thread again. I'm glad this woman reads Fark and realized the "I forgot the password" defense was a viable option.

There was also the idea another Farker came up with by claiming that the password was 125 alphanumeric characters that incorporated upper and lower case letter and it was written down on a sickie not that seemed to have been lost when they raided her house.
 
2012-02-06 03:37:54 PM
I bet you could brute force it in a month or two.
 
2012-02-06 03:55:46 PM
sithon: I bet you could brute force it in a month or two.

I read in another article that due to the level of encryption, it would take ~900 years to brute force it.
 
2012-02-06 04:00:29 PM
kingoomieiii: SilentStrider: Good. I don't care what the court said, ruling at she had to supply the password so the police could find evidence on the laptop to use against her was a clear violation of the 5th amendment.

Well, in and of itself that's no more of a violation than being ordered to open a safe.


No.
She gave them the laptop, just like she would have to give them the safe.
If it was a safe, you do not have produce a key or combo for it.

Of course a safe is much easier to open without a key then an encrypted laptop.
It's no different then the police finding documents written in a different language that they don't understand. The judge can't order you to translate those documents to English for them.


Of course the difference is the police, in this case, have a reasonable suspicion that there are incriminating documents on the laptop due the woman blabbing about it in prison.
 
2012-02-06 04:09:21 PM
Bunnyhat: Of course a safe is much easier to open without a key then an encrypted laptop.
It's no different then the police finding documents written in a different language that they don't understand. The judge can't order you to translate those documents to English for them.


If SCOTUS goes with this interpretation of the 5th amendment, running Truecrypt on a system drive will constitute complete protection from all computer searches. And the 5th amendment will need to be changed DRASTICALLY .
 
2012-02-06 04:32:22 PM
kingoomieiii: SilentStrider: Good. I don't care what the court said, ruling at she had to supply the password so the police could find evidence on the laptop to use against her was a clear violation of the 5th amendment.

Well, in and of itself that's no more of a violation than being ordered to open a safe.


Police want a safe opened, they can open it themselves. I'm under no obligation to do it for them. I'd have a vested interest in them NOT opening it.
 
2012-02-06 04:52:43 PM
kingoomieiii: Bunnyhat: Of course a safe is much easier to open without a key then an encrypted laptop.
It's no different then the police finding documents written in a different language that they don't understand. The judge can't order you to translate those documents to English for them.

If SCOTUS goes with this interpretation of the 5th amendment, running Truecrypt on a system drive will constitute complete protection from all computer searches. And the 5th amendment will need to be changed DRASTICALLY .


As well as being able to give the authorities the "duress" password, so they can decrypt away a nice vanilla install of Windows without touching any of the hard stuff buried underneath.

Decrypting it yourself? Good luck pounding out AES/Twofish/Serpent. Make sure you keep some extra images of the hard drive handy, there's going to be a few generations of your family that's going to be taking a whack at this.
 
2012-02-06 05:04:49 PM
Good. That ruling was absolute bullshiat.
 
2012-02-06 05:14:20 PM
Its no different than saying we suspect you of murdering this girl. She's missing, so tell us where you buried her.

Assuming you did murder and bury her... keeping that secret is no different than keeping your files hidden. Its the state's job to find the evidence.

You have a right to say no. Or say nothing.

You have a right to remain silent during the entire legal process. You don't have to testify in court. You don't have to answer one question.

How is this so difficult to understand?
 
2012-02-06 05:14:21 PM
The proper phrase is "I do not recall that".

/learn from the pros
 
2012-02-06 05:21:54 PM
To lazy to research this in detail, but since this involves a mortgage scam, wouldn't most of these documents exist elsewhere beyond her control?

One can force someone to give those up via subpoena.
 
2012-02-06 05:25:19 PM
In the case of civil proceedings, the court can demand that you supply all the relevant documents. You could withhold documents, but that would be illegal and open you up to all sorts of problems if caught. Whether you've encrypted them or not is irrelevant- you can be compelled to supply them is a readable format.

Criminal cases are a little bit weirder, and I agree- in principle- that you shouldn't be compelled to decrypt encrypted files. However, I don't think that it falls under the 5th Amendment. The fact that you are known to possess the encrypted files is proof of ownership- so revealing that you know the password to those files does not incriminate you in any way. The contents of those files may incriminate you, but the act of revealing a password is not, itself, incriminatory. So in a pedantic, lawyerly reading, you could make an argument that the 5th Amendment doesn't apply.

However, the accused is under no obligation to make the state's job easy. No matter what a court says, the accused should never have to do anything except be present when required of them by the state to answer the charges against them. It is the state's duty to gather and display the evidence for the court.
 
2012-02-06 05:25:20 PM
it worked for ronald reagan
 
2012-02-06 05:45:13 PM
bongmiester: it worked for ronald reagan

And Ollie North. And Alberto Gonzales. And Rupert Murdoch's kid.
 
2012-02-06 06:00:43 PM
AmazinTim: sithon: I bet you could brute force it in a month or two.

I read in another article that due to the level of encryption, it would take ~900 years to brute force it.


As long as her password wasn't her cat's name or something...
Bunnyhat: It's no different then the police finding documents written in a different language that they don't understand

In the last thread we did about this, people were talking about how you have to hand over documents in a reasonably useful format. Do any lawyers here know if a language that only you speak counts as a reasonably useful format? Doesn't seem like it to me, so it seems like maybe they could force you to translate it to English (or Spanish, or Mandarin, or whatever)?
 
2012-02-06 06:02:36 PM
serial_crusher: Bunnyhat: It's no different then the police finding documents written in a different language that they don't understand

In the last thread we did about this, people were talking about how you have to hand over documents in a reasonably useful format. Do any lawyers here know if a language that only you speak counts as a reasonably useful format? Doesn't seem like it to me, so it seems like maybe they could force you to translate it to English (or Spanish, or Mandarin, or whatever)?


I think that's only in civil cases; in criminal cases, you're still under no obligation to assist the prosecution.
 
2012-02-06 06:03:52 PM
t3knomanser:
Criminal cases are a little bit weirder, and I agree- in principle- that you shouldn't be compelled to decrypt encrypted files. However, I don't think that it falls under the 5th Amendment. The fact that you are known to possess the encrypted files is proof of ownership- so revealing that you know the password to those files does not incriminate you in any way. The contents of those files may incriminate you, but the act of revealing a password is not, itself, incriminatory. So in a pedantic, lawyerly reading, you could make an argument that the 5th Amendment doesn't apply.


Disagree completely. Think of your brain as an encrypted hard drive. If you're accused of a crime, the state knows you have information in your brain. Most likely about the crime.

You cannot be compelled to answer questions on the crime. That would be akin (yeah, in a weird way- but I think my analogy works here) to "decrypting" your knowledge and providing it in human-readable format (i.e. telling people what you know.)

Or go with the safe analogy. You cannot be compelled to give up the key or say where the key is hidden.

The "right to remain silent" is a pretty damn simple thing to understand, with pretty much zero grey area.
 
2012-02-06 06:05:33 PM
serial_crusher: In the last thread we did about this, people were talking about how you have to hand over documents in a reasonably useful format. Do any lawyers here know if a language that only you speak counts as a reasonably useful format? Doesn't seem like it to me, so it seems like maybe they could force you to translate it to English (or Spanish, or Mandarin, or whatever)?

No, that's civil cases only. In a criminal case, the accused has no obligation to do anything at all (except comply with an arrest and show up in court).

That's why evidence is forcefully taken via warrant. Because the alleged criminal has no obligation to give *anything* up.
 
2012-02-06 06:05:38 PM
AmazinTim: sithon: I bet you could brute force it in a month or two.

I read in another article that due to the level of encryption, it would take ~900 years to brute force it.


I read it was more like OVER 9000.
 
2012-02-06 06:11:13 PM
The password is......KISS MY ASS!

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-06 06:29:53 PM
downstairs: You cannot be compelled to answer questions on the crime.

Well, that's the real issue. The password to your computer is not a question about a crime, unless you're accused of a computer crime. Regardless, the real point is that the status of the law needs to be clarified and laws (from the Federal level) need to be put in place to do that clarification.

downstairs: The "right to remain silent" is a pretty damn simple thing to understand, with pretty much zero grey area.

The right to remain silent is not codified in the 5th Amendment, nor is it one of the Miranda rights. It's a common feature of most Miranda warnings, but the actual Miranda rights are:
the right to talk to a lawyer before deciding whether to talk to police,
if the defendant decides to talk to the police, the right to consult with a lawyer before being interrogated,
the right to answer police only through an attorney

Which, in any dealing with the law- use an attorney.
 
2012-02-06 06:30:58 PM
I hope her password is, literally, "Icantremember"
 
2012-02-06 06:38:12 PM
t3knomanser: downstairs: You cannot be compelled to answer questions on the crime.

Well, that's the real issue. The password to your computer is not a question about a crime, unless you're accused of a computer crime. Regardless, the real point is that the status of the law needs to be clarified and laws (from the Federal level) need to be put in place to do that clarification.

downstairs: The "right to remain silent" is a pretty damn simple thing to understand, with pretty much zero grey area.

The right to remain silent is not codified in the 5th Amendment, nor is it one of the Miranda rights. It's a common feature of most Miranda warnings, but the actual Miranda rights are:
the right to talk to a lawyer before deciding whether to talk to police,
if the defendant decides to talk to the police, the right to consult with a lawyer before being interrogated,
the right to answer police only through an attorney

Which, in any dealing with the law- use an attorney.


Well, a lot of this was decided here (from Wiki, if you have a better source maybe they got it wrong)...

Counselman v. Hitchcock (142 U.S. 547) (1892) was a case in which the United States Supreme Court ruled that not incriminating an individual for testimony was not the same as not requiring them to testify at all. The court reasoned that as long as evidence arising from the compelled testimony could incriminate the individual in any way, the Fifth Amendment guarantee against self-incrimination was not satisfied

"in any way" is the important part here. Revealing her password could incriminate her in a way.
 
2012-02-06 06:45:23 PM
www.treksinscifi.com

Captain James T. Kirk: Names, Lieutenant!
Lieutenant Valeris: I do not remember.
Captain Spock: A lie?
Lieutenant Valeris: A choice.
 
2012-02-06 06:53:15 PM
Ed Finnerty: I hope her password is, literally, "Icantremember"

Like a deranged Abbott and Costello routine.

What's your password?

Icantremember.

Fine, then who else might know it?

Noe Body.


That's what we thought. So you have to tell us.

Icantremember!
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-02-06 06:53:16 PM
The 5th amendment was modeled after part of the Massachusetts Declaration of Rights, with an important change. In Massachusetts you may not be compelled to give evidence against yourself. Under federal law you may not be compelled to give verbal testimony against yourself. The distinction explains why refusal to take a breathalyzer is not evidence in DUI cases in Massachusetts. The breathalyzer is evidence, but it is not words that will be used against you in court.

This case is in a jurisdiction where you can be compelled to assist in your prosection. The judge can say "you're lying" and throw her in jail for a long time. A man in Pennsylvania spent 14 years in jail because a judge didn't believe he had no money to pay alimony.
 
2012-02-06 07:16:06 PM
Well, she has two tings in her favor:
5th amendment ...and
FARK YOU, ASSHOLE.

of course, not in her favor are Fascist judges.
So there's that.

9/!! AMERKKA! FARK YEAH!

/a nation of pussies.
 
2012-02-06 07:51:58 PM
If I ever make a password it is going to be a long tirade of curse words and insults. Just so I can scream them at the judge every time they ask for it.
 
2012-02-06 07:55:06 PM
you'd be hard pressed to find a way to prove a person has forgotten something, especially something as intangible as a password. and it's not like they can keep you in contempt forever. otherwise you'd have a real 5th amendment problem on your hands
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-02-06 07:59:21 PM
tortilla burger

There's precedent that they can keep you in contempt for 14 years.

While one of Clinton's girlfriends refused to testify against him media reports said in federal cases a person who refused to testify could not be help in civil contempt past the end of the grand jury session, which is at most two years. I see no reason they couldn't put you in for another two years if you refused to talk to the next grand jury. Wikilink: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_McDougal
 
2012-02-06 08:01:42 PM
tortilla burger: you'd be hard pressed to find a way to prove a person has forgotten something, especially something as intangible as a password. and it's not like they can keep you in contempt forever. otherwise you'd have a real 5th amendment problem on your hands

Actually, you can be held in contempt forever.
 
2012-02-06 08:03:53 PM
lets not forget that this vapid biatch screwed families out of their homes.
 
2012-02-06 08:06:14 PM
AmazinTim: Ah, this thread again. I'm glad this woman reads Fark and realized the "I forgot the password" defense was a viable option.

There was also the idea another Farker came up with by claiming that the password was 125 alphanumeric characters that incorporated upper and lower case letter and it was written down on a sickie not that seemed to have been lost when they raided her house.


I suggested it was on a usb stick that hasn't been seen since the raid.

"Well, officer it was right next to the computer when you were hauling stuff out and I haven't seen it since. Have you checked all the things you took"
 
2012-02-06 08:08:03 PM
kronicfeld: SilentStrider: Good. I don't care what the court said, ruling at she had to supply the password so the police could find evidence on the laptop to use against her was a clear violation of the 5th amendment.

Just like when you let them in your house to execute a search warrant.


yeah but they do the searching.. you don't have to tell them that they overlooked the drugs.

they what the pay out they do the leg work.
 
2012-02-06 08:12:04 PM
Comic Book Guy: kingoomieiii: Bunnyhat: Of course a safe is much easier to open without a key then an encrypted laptop.
It's no different then the police finding documents written in a different language that they don't understand. The judge can't order you to translate those documents to English for them.

If SCOTUS goes with this interpretation of the 5th amendment, running Truecrypt on a system drive will constitute complete protection from all computer searches. And the 5th amendment will need to be changed DRASTICALLY .

As well as being able to give the authorities the "duress" password, so they can decrypt away a nice vanilla install of Windows without touching any of the hard stuff buried underneath.

Decrypting it yourself? Good luck pounding out AES/Twofish/Serpent. Make sure you keep some extra images of the hard drive handy, there's going to be a few generations of your family that's going to be taking a whack at this.


Because the authorities are absolutely clueless of what TrueCrypt is? Surely if someone doesn't, say, maintain that Windows install, that would at least be suspicious...
 
2012-02-06 08:18:47 PM
TenUp: lets not forget that this vapid biatch screwed families out of their homes.

Let's not forget "presumed innocent until proven guilty", either.
 
2012-02-06 08:24:12 PM
"I don't recall"
"I don't recall"
"I don't recall"

over and over and over ....

Americans are innocent until proven guilty.
 
2012-02-06 08:25:23 PM
Good for her, that judge can go fark himself.
 
2012-02-06 08:27:26 PM
hilly and billy cilton used the i can't remember defence many times... course, they were attorneys...
 
2012-02-06 08:27:46 PM
downstairs: Its no different than saying we suspect you of murdering this girl. She's missing, so tell us where you buried her.

Assuming you did murder and bury her... keeping that secret is no different than keeping your files hidden. Its the state's job to find the evidence.

You have a right to say no. Or say nothing.

You have a right to remain silent during the entire legal process. You don't have to testify in court. You don't have to answer one question.

How is this so difficult to understand?


Exactly.

Rule number one when charged: Shut. The. Fark. Up.
 
2012-02-06 08:30:12 PM
It's a long code, no wonder she doesn't remember it...

trekannoyances.com
 
2012-02-06 08:32:53 PM
Thisbymaster: If I ever make a password it is going to be a long tirade of curse words and insults. Just so I can scream them at the judge every time they ask for it.

Mine would be an admission to a different crime, so they couldn't get me to ever give it over because just being forced to say the password itself would be a violation of the 5th amendment.
 
2012-02-06 08:36:30 PM
t3knomanser: In the case of civil proceedings, the court can demand that you supply all the relevant documents. You could withhold documents, but that would be illegal and open you up to all sorts of problems if caught. Whether you've encrypted them or not is irrelevant- you can be compelled to supply them is a readable format.

Criminal cases are a little bit weirder, and I agree- in principle- that you shouldn't be compelled to decrypt encrypted files. However, I don't think that it falls under the 5th Amendment. The fact that you are known to possess the encrypted files is proof of ownership- so revealing that you know the password to those files does not incriminate you in any way. The contents of those files may incriminate you, but the act of revealing a password is not, itself, incriminatory. So in a pedantic, lawyerly reading, you could make an argument that the 5th Amendment doesn't apply.

However, the accused is under no obligation to make the state's job easy. No matter what a court says, the accused should never have to do anything except be present when required of them by the state to answer the charges against them. It is the state's duty to gather and display the evidence for the court.


Or they could haul you off to some nice private location and torture the info out of you.
 
2012-02-06 08:38:28 PM
What I'm wondering is why they used a stock photo of a chromebook.

/written on a chromebook
 
2012-02-06 09:05:56 PM
kronicfeld: Just like when you let them in your house to execute a search warrant.

I don't think you have to *let* the police in to execute a search. They can come in on their own, one way or another.

Same for a safe... you don't *have* to give them the combination, unless you intend to reuse the safe in the future.

Same should apply to an encrypted partition. It just happens to be much harder to brute-force than a front door or a steel safe.
 
2012-02-06 09:06:54 PM
Farnn: Thisbymaster: If I ever make a password it is going to be a long tirade of curse words and insults. Just so I can scream them at the judge every time they ask for it.

Mine would be an admission to a different crime, so they couldn't get me to ever give it over because just being forced to say the password itself would be a violation of the 5th amendment.


Win.
 
2012-02-06 09:10:36 PM
sithon:

I bet you could brute force it in a month or two.

Lulsec. Or a massively parallel array working nonstop trying every possible combination of letters, numbers and characters a US keyboard could manage.

G7ersBV*9%cO9op
 
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