He' should be glad they only caught him sucking down wine.

How about just sucking?

Now boys, don't start that ramblin' round.

/I guess he never listened to what old Hank was singin'

Arresting people for being drunk on the evening of the Super Bowl? There must be facts conveniently left out of the story.

Anybody w/PS skills want to give him the obligatory gold spray paint makeover?

He's a cross between Reed Richards and Bevis.

Hokey smokes, he looks like he's going to jump over the counter and eat the photographer's spleen.

That is one creepy mugshot. He looks like he's about to rape rape someone.

I bet he wishes he could take it all back.

As Ron White would say:

"He was drunk in PUB-lic."

Sister Please,

Why the long face Randy?

He was in a low budget martial arts movie with Olivier Gruner called TNT. I'm a huge Gruner fan so I had to check it out. It wasn't too bad. Travis provided some comic relief.

I bet he hangs out at the end of internet and drops good loot.

WTF is up with the clicking 'my fun cards' ad?

When will fark start posting ads warning that my computer has a virus?

How about the humping guy video?

Don't care haters. best mugshot ever. And I've had a few, I should know

That hairstyle suggests he's channeling his inner Conway Twitty.

As long as he doesn't rip off Peggy Hill he will be fine.

Drunk, Truck, First Baptist Church, Bottle of Wine, Jail, Texas.

Yep. There's a song in there somewhere.

Plant City Strawberry Queen meets the Queen of Country Music!

Tenga: Drunk, Truck, First Baptist Church, Bottle of Wine, Jail, Texas.

Yep. There's a song in there somewhere.

Nope. He didn't bring up Momma or Trains.

Seems to be missing a few key elements.

"Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train."

Not Impressed

WTFDYW : I wonder if he's still married to his mother, er, I mean his manager that is about old enough to be his mother? She discovered him, got him off the drugs and booze, made him famous for awhile and they got married.


No they divorced two years ago when she turned 70. He was boning his dentist's wife on his tour bus, where she had planted a hidden camera.

When Townes died so did country music.

And he was just barely keeping it alive all by himself

Enemabag Jones: WTF is up with the clicking 'my fun cards' ad?

When will fark start posting ads warning that my computer has a virus?

How about the humping guy video?

There are ads here? Firefox with Ad-Block Plus works wonders.

Does he do country or western music?

lakrfool: That hairstyle suggests he's channeling his inner Conway Twitty.

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But really, in some way aren't we all?

/Hello darlin...

Priapetic: lakrfool: That hairstyle suggests he's channeling his inner Conway Twitty.

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But really, in some way aren't we all?

/Hello darlin...

I see the want to in your eyes.

or trucks

getti' drunk?

who wrinkled my randy travis poster, pissed in my seat and hid my keys?

david would be upset you forgetful biatches

Before I clicked this link I had completely forgotten that Randy Travis even existed. Thanks fark.com!

McDougal: Seems to be missing a few key elements.

"Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train."

And I then realized my friend had written the best country and western music song..

TFA says he made news for collapsing recently at a concert in ft worth

i live in ft worth and i didn't even hear about that

this is the first bad thing i have ever heard about randy travis. is he squeaky clean or is it good PR people?

fireclown: Tenga: Drunk, Truck, First Baptist Church, Bottle of Wine, Jail, Texas.

Yep. There's a song in there somewhere.

Nope. He didn't bring up Momma or Trains.

Forgot the dawg, too.

What Really Felled Travis (new window)

In the linked article, Travis is arrested on a DUI. But the article also references Randy collapsing on stage, confessing that his vocal chords were suddenly gone. A subtle invitation to imagine drink was involved in that incident as well.

It was true he collapsed, but not accurately reported as to Cause (in the moment, spun by a PR agent). The diagnosis came much later after Randy became a patient of Sierra Integrative Medical Clinic in Reno where they correctly diagnosed his neurological condition as a consequence of Lymes Disease. After extensive treatment (see link) Travis is one of many many many SIMC has saved. I know.

I'm one.

in other news, how farked up is it that a person who realizes he has drunk too much to drive, can't pull over and sleep it off in a parking lot without the pigs coming around and farking up their life? Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Sleeping in your car in a parking lot should not equate to a DUI.

Maul555: in other news, how farked up is it that a person who realizes he has drunk too much to drive, can't pull over and sleep it off in a parking lot without the pigs coming around and farking up their life? Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Sleeping in your car in a parking lot should not equate to a DUI.

The most they should have done was offer to take him to get a cup of coffee.

buddyrtr: Maul555: in other news, how farked up is it that a person who realizes he has drunk too much to drive, can't pull over and sleep it off in a parking lot without the pigs coming around and farking up their life? Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Sleeping in your car in a parking lot should not equate to a DUI.

The most they should have done was offer to take him to get a cup of coffee.

...and loan him a donut?