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gerrymander

2012-02-06 03:16:47 PM

Afterwards, it was all gendarmes and dick stitches.

kingoomieiii

2012-02-06 03:32:19 PM

An 11-year-old set a special-ed kid on fire with a home-made flamethrower.

A), why does an 11-year-old have deodorant,
B), why can't I stop laughing.

gweilo8888

2012-02-06 03:34:26 PM

Subby: "wait, they still have spray deodorant"

Don't get out much, do we?

Spazmojack

2012-02-06 03:35:09 PM

gweilo8888: Subby: "wait, they still have spray deodorant"

Don't get out much, do we?

I was unaware too. I thought lib treehuggers banned it.

stryker4526

2012-02-06 03:35:20 PM

Is spray deodorant supposed to be an old person thing or something?
Why?

Famous Thamas

2012-02-06 03:35:31 PM

Good thing he didn't use Aqua Net, the most flammable aerosol known to man.

Grapple

2012-02-06 03:35:56 PM

At least it wasn't Axe.

Hector Remarkable

2012-02-06 03:36:09 PM

Oh, boys who set people on fire will be boys who set people on fire.

stryker4526

2012-02-06 03:36:29 PM

Spazmojack: gweilo8888: Subby: "wait, they still have spray deodorant"

Don't get out much, do we?

I was unaware too. I thought lib treehuggers banned it.

Bringing politics into something that has absolutely no need for it AND disparaging remarks about your political "opponents?"
Welcome to ignore.

Spazmojack

2012-02-06 03:36:37 PM

stryker4526: Is spray deodorant supposed to be an old person thing or something?
Why?

It was (I thought) the bees knees in the 70s and 80s, but I thought it faded away in the 90s.

/also, why no Florida tag?

Loaf's Tray

2012-02-06 03:37:26 PM

What ARE they teaching in schools these days...I thought it was common knowledge that tards are extremely flammable...

Walker

2012-02-06 03:38:27 PM

"YAAAAAAAAAAAY I'M ON FIRE YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
img.photobucket.com

Sin_City_Superhero

2012-02-06 03:38:40 PM

the student who lit the flames has a clear disciplinary record at the school.

HAD. HAD a clear disciplinary record.

pervvywanker

2012-02-06 03:39:07 PM

Old Spice at work:
www.montgomeryaviationphotography.com

stryker4526

2012-02-06 03:39:16 PM

Spazmojack: stryker4526: Is spray deodorant supposed to be an old person thing or something?
Why?

It was (I thought) the bees knees in the 70s and 80s, but I thought it faded away in the 90s.

/also, why no Florida tag?

Huh, my previous post was supposed to say "Fark," not "ignore."
Whoops.
Anyway there are still whole sections for spray deodorant in stores. Right next to the regular stuff. Do you not shop anymore?

MorePeasPlease

2012-02-06 03:39:32 PM

stryker4526: Bringing politics into something that has absolutely no need for it AND disparaging remarks about your political "opponents?"
Welcome to ignore.

Christ, but you're touchy.

SultanofSchwing

2012-02-06 03:40:15 PM

Stop.
Drop.
POTATTOOO!!

Uzzah

2012-02-06 03:40:26 PM

Spazmojack: gweilo8888: Subby: "wait, they still have spray deodorant"

Don't get out much, do we?

I was unaware too. I thought lib treehuggers banned it.

You'll take my aerosol deodarant from my cold, dead hand. I put it on before I get dressed in the morning. Stick deodorants can leave residue on pullover shirts, and gel deodorants are sticky and weird. My aerosols are CFC-free, the metal can is recyclable, and it does what I need it to do with a minimum of hassle.

litespeed74

2012-02-06 03:41:35 PM

Weird. I just threw out the same question last week. I can't believe they still make this stuff.
My buddy uses it on his feet when he skis. Supposedly it keeps your feet from sweating and ultimately keeps your feet warm.

gadian

2012-02-06 03:41:45 PM

The only spray deodorant I was aware of is that vile Axe stuff. The set-on-fire kid would have smelled that coming from a quarter mile and been able to get out of the way.

Spazmojack

2012-02-06 03:42:18 PM

stryker4526: Spazmojack: stryker4526: Is spray deodorant supposed to be an old person thing or something?
Why?

It was (I thought) the bees knees in the 70s and 80s, but I thought it faded away in the 90s.

/also, why no Florida tag?

Huh, my previous post was supposed to say "Fark," not "ignore."
Whoops.
Anyway there are still whole sections for spray deodorant in stores. Right next to the regular stuff. Do you not shop anymore?

I guess I don't pay attention when I buy it. I tend to grab-n-go with staples such as Axe.

Loaf's Tray

2012-02-06 03:42:23 PM

Uzzah: Spazmojack: gweilo8888: Subby: "wait, they still have spray deodorant"

Don't get out much, do we?

I was unaware too. I thought lib treehuggers banned it.

You'll take my aerosol deodarant from my cold, dead hand. I put it on before I get dressed in the morning. Stick deodorants can leave residue on pullover shirts, and gel deodorants are sticky and weird. My aerosols are CFC-free, the metal can is recyclable, and it does what I need it to do with a minimum of hassle.

Additionally, the aerosol cans are much more comfortable to insert anally.

ProfessorOhki

2012-02-06 03:42:43 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: the student who lit the flames has a clear disciplinary record at the school.

HAD. HAD a clear disciplinary record.

Where did it go?

Current Resident

2012-02-06 03:42:47 PM

stryker4526: Spazmojack: stryker4526: Is spray deodorant supposed to be an old person thing or something?
Why?

It was (I thought) the bees knees in the 70s and 80s, but I thought it faded away in the 90s.

/also, why no Florida tag?

Huh, my previous post was supposed to say "Fark," not "ignore."
Whoops.
Anyway there are still whole sections for spray deodorant in stores. Right next to the regular stuff. Do you not shop anymore?

Why would someone who never leaves his mom's basement ever need deodorant?

_{/i keed}

nickerj1

2012-02-06 03:43:00 PM

gweilo8888: Subby: "wait, they still have spray deodorant"

Don't get out much, do we?

They apparently also don't watch the superbowl and its advertisements.

There were like 50 Old spice spray can commercials.

FirstNationalBastard

2012-02-06 03:43:12 PM

Uzzah: ... gel deodorants are sticky and weird.

What, you don't like to feel as if a cold natured midget jizzed in your armpits?

offmymeds

2012-02-06 03:43:41 PM

...wait, they still have spray deodorant?

Yep. Slightly better than Axe.

Doktor Merkwrdiglieben

2012-02-06 03:43:47 PM

I love the smell of Old Spice in the morning.

genepool lifeboat

2012-02-06 03:44:20 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Uzzah: ... gel deodorants are sticky and weird.

What, you don't like to feel as if a cold natured midget jizzed in your armpits?

I don't even want to know how you got that comparison.

Tergiversada

2012-02-06 03:44:27 PM

gadian: The only spray deodorant I was aware of is that vile Axe stuff. The set-on-fire kid would have smelled that coming from a quarter mile and been able to get out of the way.

Agreed. I used to work for the company that made that stuff (Only back then it was called "Axis.") We couldn't give that shiat away. Now with a name change and market repositioning it's one of the hottest brands around. It still stinks, though.

Spazmojack

2012-02-06 03:44:54 PM

Loaf's Tray: Uzzah: Spazmojack: gweilo8888: Subby: "wait, they still have spray deodorant"

Don't get out much, do we?

I was unaware too. I thought lib treehuggers banned it.

You'll take my aerosol deodarant from my cold, dead hand. I put it on before I get dressed in the morning. Stick deodorants can leave residue on pullover shirts, and gel deodorants are sticky and weird. My aerosols are CFC-free, the metal can is recyclable, and it does what I need it to do with a minimum of hassle.

Additionally, the aerosol cans are much more comfortable to insert anally.

*ahem* Let me tell you a secret. I find that the ladies stick deodorants are also more comfortably shaped for such practices. And no errant spraying up there to worry about too.

imontheinternet

2012-02-06 03:45:22 PM

WD-40 makes a far superior flamethrower for all your special ed arson needs.

Hector Remarkable

2012-02-06 03:45:40 PM

genepool lifeboat: FirstNationalBastard: Uzzah: ... gel deodorants are sticky and weird.

What, you don't like to feel as if a cold natured midget jizzed in your armpits?

I don't even want to know how you got that comparison.

I, too, am lacking a point of reference. Is there a specific brand you have in mind?

Spazmojack

2012-02-06 03:45:50 PM

stryker4526: Spazmojack: stryker4526: Is spray deodorant supposed to be an old person thing or something?
Why?

It was (I thought) the bees knees in the 70s and 80s, but I thought it faded away in the 90s.

/also, why no Florida tag?

Huh, my previous post was supposed to say "Fark," not "ignore."
Whoops.
Anyway there are still whole sections for spray deodorant in stores. Right next to the regular stuff. Do you not shop anymore?

Also, I was joshing about that.

/I do a bit of treehugging and whatnot myself

All Latest

2012-02-06 03:46:06 PM

Careful with that Axe, Eugene.

buckler

2012-02-06 03:46:41 PM

gadian: The only spray deodorant I was aware of is that vile Axe stuff. The set-on-fire kid would have smelled that coming from a quarter mile and been able to get out of the way.

You haven't experienced anything until you've walked into a locker room for middle school boys who've simultaneously started hormone blast and discovered Axe. The combination of teen boy funk and the choking cloud of far too much Axe of every variety is overwhelming.

SultanofSchwing

2012-02-06 03:47:07 PM

P-P-P-P-P-POOOOWER!!!

Spazmojack

2012-02-06 03:47:38 PM

Current Resident: stryker4526: Spazmojack: stryker4526: Is spray deodorant supposed to be an old person thing or something?
Why?

It was (I thought) the bees knees in the 70s and 80s, but I thought it faded away in the 90s.

/also, why no Florida tag?

Huh, my previous post was supposed to say "Fark," not "ignore."
Whoops.
Anyway there are still whole sections for spray deodorant in stores. Right next to the regular stuff. Do you not shop anymore?

Why would someone who never leaves his mom's basement ever need deodorant?

/i keed

Whatever dude. It's the ATTIC because it's WARMER up here!!!

MoronLessOff

2012-02-06 03:47:54 PM

kingoomieiii: An 11-year-old set a special-ed kid on fire with a home-made flamethrower.

A), why does an 11-year-old have deodorant,
B), why can't I stop laughing.

This just in, kids stink. More on this at 9.

Jake Havechek

2012-02-06 03:48:12 PM

Brushless or lather boys,
Whichever you've a notion
Fifty cents for the shaving cream,
A dollar for the lotion.
"Old Spice means quality,"
Said the Captain to the Bosun.
So look for the package with
The ship that sails the ocean!

Mildot

2012-02-06 03:48:14 PM

Famous Thamas: Good thing he didn't use Aqua Net, the most flammable aerosol known to man.

preparethinksurvive.com

was always my Falmethrower of choice.

Teen Wolf Blitzer

2012-02-06 03:48:39 PM

Grapple: At least it wasn't Axe.

Is that considered deoderant? I use it as a post-deoderant fragrance.

The_Sponge

2012-02-06 03:49:16 PM

Walker: "YAAAAAAAAAAAY I'M ON FIRE YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
[img.photobucket.com image 250x200]

I miss that show.

stryker4526

2012-02-06 03:49:31 PM

offmymeds: ...wait, they still have spray deodorant?

Yep. Slightly better than Axe.

It's not all that stinky shiat aimed at 15 year olds.
There's unscented spray deodorant and stuff with the same scents as sticks.

SultanofSchwing

2012-02-06 03:49:46 PM

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Grapple: At least it wasn't Axe.

Is that considered deoderant? I use it as a post-deoderant fragrance.

I do as well. Whenever I am trying to lure badgers or possums into my vicinity.

w00dreaux

2012-02-06 03:49:56 PM

no Old Spice guy riding his white horse?

/leaving dissatisfied

Kit Fister

2012-02-06 03:49:59 PM

buckler: gadian: The only spray deodorant I was aware of is that vile Axe stuff. The set-on-fire kid would have smelled that coming from a quarter mile and been able to get out of the way.

You haven't experienced anything until you've walked into a locker room for middle school boys who've simultaneously started hormone blast and discovered Axe. The combination of teen boy funk and the choking cloud of far too much Axe of every variety is overwhelming.

What does it say about me, then, that Axe is the only (cheapest) option of antiperspirant that doesn't cause me to break out with bad rashes under my arms?

Loaf's Tray

2012-02-06 03:50:00 PM

buckler: You haven't experienced anything until you've walked into a locker room for middle school boys

lulz.com

The_Sponge

2012-02-06 03:50:29 PM

Loaf's Tray: What ARE they teaching in schools these days...I thought it was common knowledge that tards are extremely flammable...

Nope. They're flame retardant.

buckler

2012-02-06 03:52:24 PM

Loaf's Tray: buckler: You haven't experienced anything until you've walked into a locker room for middle school boys

[lulz.com image 188x529]

(former recreation worker).

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