Well, it was cheaper than election ads and it locked up his re-election to another term.

Louisiana: that's not just roadkill, that's dinner!

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Abortionplex was a particularly slow-selling Transformer

Sold slightly better than Circumcisor.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Abortionplex was a particularly slow-selling Transformer

It was the only one that doesn't come with an additional little transformer.

Poe's law can't even begin to describe the absurdity of the derpicane that is poised to hit America this year.

He wants to believe. Some people aren't happy unless they are outraged.

Lionel Mandrake: Republican? Shocking.

I hope Colbert has him on. I wonder how long it will take him to figure Colbert out.

They're so wrapped up in their narrative, it's hard for them to distinguish fantasy from reality.

/Great for the lulz
//This article was one example

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Fat, humorless, and stupid is no way to go through life, son

And remember this is the idiot that said he only had 400k a year to feed his family with.

Lionel Mandrake: Republican? Shocking.

I hope Colbert has him on. I wonder how long it will take him to figure Colbert out.

I'm sure he already thinks Colbert is a double super secret Conservative infiltration operative.

Poopspasm: Poe's law can't even begin to describe the absurdity of the derpicane that is poised to hit America this year.

My favorite example of Poe's law so far was a Fark thread where a poster told another to stop trolling, when the original poster just directly quoted a missive from Newt Gingrich.

I think I'm gonna start fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd'ing onion articles through a few made up addresses and end it with the last fwd to various politicians asking why they don't stand up to things like abortionplexes.

The Goobers and Gomers will reelect this retard.

It's a proud southern tradition.

That's a months-old Onion article, too. I lol'd in some dark, depressing way

Spoon over Marin: Several people voted for this guy.

Those same people (and probably more) probably also thought it was real news.

WTH is it that it's almost always Republicans that fall for this?

Abortionplex: Is that where only bad films are shown?

antidisestablishmentarianism: This seems to happen once a year. Does the world not know the Onion is parody?

Confirmation bias is a helluva drug.

I had a seminar class once where we had a lot of leeway as to how we made our presentations. Me, and one other guy in the class, did everything very sarcastically and everything was a parody, even if it was a serious subject. Most of the class didn't understand where we were coming from. (And this was grad school, mind you.) One day he came up to me and said, "People just don't get satire." And they really didn't. But we had a hell of a good time in that class, and I bet I don't have to mention that he was the coolest person in the class.

He's not just a republican, he is the smartest republican.

I would love to see someone try to get the
painting nursery, name baby and buy toys law passed

cameroncrazy1984: That man's FB page is like all of my relatives. A cavalcade of derp.

Yep. I'll give you a recent one from my inlaws. The quote was 'pro-Second Amendment' enough without the revisionist Bircher add-on.

You.......get........the........government.......you.......deserve

So, what does this say about YOU the American voting population?

YOUR IDIOTS

Lawnchair: cameroncrazy1984: That man's FB page is like all of my relatives. A cavalcade of derp.

Yep. I'll give you a recent one from my inlaws. The quote was 'pro-Second Amendment' enough without the revisionist Bircher add-on.

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Heh. Since we don't know his intent, we're allowed to just make shiat up and claim he said it.

You can't even get a breast cancer screening or vitamins at Planned Parenthood unless you get an abortion. I heard they make you pregnant just so they can make you have an abortion. I know this is true because somebody heard it from their pastor, and that's why my congressman is starting an investigation.

DeaH: You can't even get a breast cancer screening or vitamins at Planned Parenthood unless you get an abortion. I heard they make you pregnant just so they can make you have an abortion. I know this is true because somebody heard it from their pastor, and that's why my congressman is starting an investigation.

And they have quotas to meet. They don't get government funding from liberals unless they have so-many abortions a month. They cruise maternity stores just to find women to talk into it.

ssa5: You.......get........the........government.......you.......deserve

So, what does this say about YOU the American voting population?

YOUR IDIOTS

I agree but you left out the important part.

Americans are not good people. The slaughter of Iraq is probably the best evidence of this.

Dear Mr. Randazzo:

Shut up and get back to baking King Cakes!

Yours,
Louisianans And Elsewhere

Here I am
Rock you like a derpicane

theorellior: DeaH: You can't even get a breast cancer screening or vitamins at Planned Parenthood unless you get an abortion. I heard they make you pregnant just so they can make you have an abortion. I know this is true because somebody heard it from their pastor, and that's why my congressman is starting an investigation.

I MUST FORWARD THIS TO ALL MY RELATIVES AT ONCE!

The derp squad of Farkers were saying that all the other things PP does was just to get people in the door for abortions. So it's not far off from what many think.