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		The rate of STDs is skyrocketing among sexually active senior citizens. Keep that in mind the next time your Nana wants to give you a kiss (mnn.com)		95
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FirstNationalBastard

2012-02-06 03:21:14 PM

So, when Grandma was talking about having crabs, she wasn't referring to her dinner plans?

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke

2012-02-06 03:26:42 PM

Put a helmet on that old soldier before it fades away!

Enemabag Jones

2012-02-06 03:56:23 PM

WTF is up with the clicking 'my fun cards' ad?

When will fark start posting ads warning that my computer has a virus?

How about the humping guy video?

skullkrusher

2012-02-06 03:56:41 PM

Can you blow me where the Pampers is?

Gyrfalcon

2012-02-06 03:57:56 PM

Why is that scary? Go, old people!

Evil Mackerel

2012-02-06 03:58:18 PM

So when grampa said he was taking his chevy to the levee he really ment.......

SultanofSchwing

2012-02-06 03:59:39 PM

Dammit Granny!

Evil Mackerel

2012-02-06 04:00:37 PM

Gyrfalcon: Why is that scary? Go, old people!

You've never seen lemon party have you.

Sun Khan

2012-02-06 04:01:41 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So, when Grandma was talking about having crabs, she wasn't referring to her dinner plans?

Side dish.

Mildot

2012-02-06 04:03:28 PM

Plus

Equals

Temporarily Qualmless

2012-02-06 04:04:00 PM

In my 3rd decade of sexual activity, and came here to say that the older I get, the more enjoyable it gets.

/now get off my bedspread

pervvywanker

2012-02-06 04:04:44 PM

I ran into an old girlfriend the other day. I was shocked and amazed what 7 years did.
She is living proof that men age like wine and women age like milk.

rkiller1

2012-02-06 04:05:02 PM

FTA: it might not hurt to throw a few condoms in grandma's purse the next time you visit.

Maybe the Sixties plan to throw everyone over 30 into and Old Folks Home was a good idea. Or would they just hook-up there? Please no pictures.

Litig8r

2012-02-06 04:07:54 PM

I'd hardly consider the 45-54 age range "senior."

Gyrfalcon

2012-02-06 04:09:39 PM

Litig8r: I'd hardly consider the 45-54 age range "senior."

Wait, that's MY age range!

And I'd consider myself young and healthy! And not at all sandy!

valkore

2012-02-06 04:10:41 PM

Temporarily Qualmless: In my 3rd decade of sexual activity, and came here to say that the older I get, the more enjoyable it gets.

How much Viagra you popping at 83 years old?

/now get off my stained bedspread

FTFY

Atomic Spunk

2012-02-06 04:11:43 PM

Two good things about farking old ladies. First, you don't need to worry about getting anyone pregnant. Second, on your birthday, you get a handwritten card in the mail with $5.

/I think this is some comedian's joke but I don't remember who

Inhalien

2012-02-06 04:12:06 PM

This article makes me feel uncomfortable. Your comments aren't helping.

Salmon

2012-02-06 04:17:58 PM

gramma don't need no domes!

ElVee

2012-02-06 04:18:46 PM

Litig8r: I'd hardly consider the 45-54 age range "senior."

Yeah, what the hell? I'm not a grandpa yet.

I'm not part of the problem, even if I don't put a slipcover on when I dive into the wrinkly cave. I couldn't sleep around even if I wanted to. Two nights a week is about as often as the flag can go up the pole these days, and the long-time girlfriend keeps both of those for herself.

I know, any amount of old person sex is TMI. Just wait, you whippersnappers. You'll be here some day, if you're lucky.

Get off my lawn, etc.

chitlenz

2012-02-06 04:19:58 PM

Horned Grandma? (new window)

Submitted First With a Better Headline

2012-02-06 04:20:47 PM

Yeah. My aunt had to give grandpa the talk when he went to the old folk's home for exactly this reason.

I mean, c'mon. You get a bunch of bored, widowed people together, and you don't think they're going to start humping like rabbits? And a lot of them come from a generation that didn't talk openly about sex and STDs, so they just have at it.

Teach your grandparents about condoms, everyone!

Drunk Dragon

2012-02-06 04:20:47 PM

/not once but twice...

chaosweaver

2012-02-06 04:25:55 PM

This thread reads like old people fark.

cuzsis

2012-02-06 04:28:01 PM

oldnewsisexciting.jpg

/knew about this several years ago.

HighlanderRPI

2012-02-06 04:29:07 PM

MeMaw did the nasty?! Noooooooooo!

pervvywanker

2012-02-06 04:30:29 PM

chaosweaver

2012-02-06 04:30:39 PM

cuzsis: oldnewsisexciting.jpg

/knew about this several years ago.

I swear, it seems like it's becoming one of those abbual fear-mongering stories

wambu

2012-02-06 04:32:18 PM

Old news.

/never gets old

Cup_O_Jo

2012-02-06 04:34:10 PM

My Mom is working at an assisted living facility. She is 56. She works the night shift. She said there is this one guy that every morning is having breakfast in the common area with a different lady......
Just saying,

uttertosh

2012-02-06 04:37:13 PM

This is why we need UN mandated circumcision of all senior citizens NOW!!

martid4

2012-02-06 04:38:34 PM

Inigo

2012-02-06 04:40:41 PM

KELLY WAS RIGHT

o.onionstatic.com

martid4

2012-02-06 04:43:34 PM

Speaking of drilling through old crust, the Russians finally broke through that 20 million year old lake.

DROxINxTHExWIND

2012-02-06 04:48:01 PM

"OOOH! Son! Pop-Pops penis is on fire!

Tingle007

2012-02-06 04:49:06 PM

I blame the Baby boomers. They do what they want no matter how ill thought out it is. That why whatever age they are is the new 30.

Dafatone

2012-02-06 04:49:07 PM

Inigo: KELLY WAS RIGHT

[o.onionstatic.com image 630x444]

Kelly is some sort of brilliant quintuple-reverse troll.

Robot Eats Towson

2012-02-06 04:50:14 PM

skullkrusher: Can you blow me where the Pampers is?

I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money,

Janusdog

2012-02-06 04:51:50 PM

Well, well. Looks like what goes around comes around. Abstinence only, assholes! Only sluts have sex! Sex is only for having babies! Single people sholdn't have sex, but it's cool when WE do it!

Hypocritical jackoffs. I hope your dicks fall off for opposing comprehensive Sex Ed.

Rich Cream

2012-02-06 04:52:22 PM

But when you consider how long it takes for the serious symptoms to manifest, who cares?

cryinoutloud

2012-02-06 04:52:43 PM

Gyrfalcon: Litig8r: I'd hardly consider the 45-54 age range "senior."
Wait, that's MY age range
And I'd consider myself young and healthy! And not at all sandy!

Nor do I have an STD! This article is complete baloney.

mcreadyblue

2012-02-06 04:55:11 PM

ElVee: Litig8r: I'd hardly consider the 45-54 age range "senior."

Yeah, what the hell? I'm not a grandpa yet.

I'm not part of the problem, even if I don't put a slipcover on when I dive into the wrinkly cave. I couldn't sleep around even if I wanted to. Two nights a week is about as often as the flag can go up the pole these days, and the long-time girlfriend keeps both of those for herself.

I know, any amount of old person sex is TMI. Just wait, you whippersnappers. You'll be here some day, if you're lucky.

Get off my lawn, etc.

Get a scrip for testosterone from you MD, sounds like you might be low.

groppet

2012-02-06 04:56:33 PM

I remember reading here about the upswing in geriatric AIDS not too long ago. Why not let em go at it.

Gramma

2012-02-06 04:56:38 PM

Salmon: gramma don't need no domes!

Gramma doesn't even know what that means.

yanoosh

2012-02-06 04:58:05 PM

Whoa, this isn't the abstinence set, this is my generation, the free love hippies, we had lots of sex, Those bible clutching Jesus wankers are 20 years behind us.

God--

2012-02-06 05:00:39 PM

Is it still ok to slip my grandma the tongue when she kisses me?

Janusdog

2012-02-06 05:01:20 PM

yanoosh: Whoa, this isn't the abstinence set, this is my generation, the free love hippies, we had lots of sex, Those bible clutching Jesus wankers are 20 years behind us.

No, sorry, this is the AIDS is the gay disease, we had free love and drugs but now fark you generation we're talking about. Condoms are for pussies!

FirstNationalBastard

2012-02-06 05:07:56 PM

chaosweaver: This thread reads like old people fark.

...without even washing, after soiling its depends?

TheShavingofOccam123

2012-02-06 05:16:55 PM

"Oh, Mike, say my name"

Oldiron_79

2012-02-06 05:17:22 PM

The lethal STDs like AIDS and Hep C take like 20 years or more to kill you with proper medical care. If you are like within 20 years of life expectancy its not like you are gonna be all that worried about it

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