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Off-screen voice: Chad Ochocinco, your team just lost the Super Bowl. What are you going to do next? Chad: I'm going to the Hamilton County Courthouse
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oldernell
2012-02-06 11:32:28 AM
Gotta give the judge a +1 on that one.
Marcus Aurelius
2012-02-06 01:04:26 PM
He was driving a 2004 Mercury
Wow, talk about a hit to your street cred.
The Onion is prophetic
2012-02-06 01:20:10 PM
"I guess I would have had to issue a larger fine if you would have won last night," Mock said.
Bwaaaahahahahahah
FreakinB
2012-02-06 01:24:52 PM
Marcus Aurelius
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He was driving a 2004 Mercury
Wow, talk about a hit to your street cred.
Meh, he tweets all the time about driving his Prius. I don't think he's trying to hide anything.
xanadian
2012-02-06 01:34:59 PM
Bonus that the judge's name was MOCK!!!
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
jaylectricity
2012-02-06 01:58:43 PM
FreakinB
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Marcus Aurelius: He was driving a 2004 Mercury
Wow, talk about a hit to your street cred.
Meh, he tweets all the time about driving his Prius. I don't think he's trying to hide anything.
And he's admitted to wearing fake diamond earrings because "everybody will just assume they're real."
Recoil Therapy
2012-02-06 02:34:04 PM
Still channeling his inner Bengal I see....
The_Sponge
2012-02-06 03:46:52 PM
Child please.
Rent Party
2012-02-06 04:40:00 PM
Ochocinco is awesome. The guy is a legitimate personality in a league filled with bland vanilla yogurt cups. He isn't a thug or a goon or a gangsta, seems to have a pretty good sense of self deprecating humor, and is engaged with the fans beyond the usual lip service given by the rest of the league.
Marcus Aurelius
2012-02-06 04:44:27 PM
jaylectricity
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FreakinB: Marcus Aurelius: He was driving a 2004 Mercury
Wow, talk about a hit to your street cred.
Meh, he tweets all the time about driving his Prius. I don't think he's trying to hide anything.
And he's admitted to wearing fake diamond earrings because "everybody will just assume they're real."
His stock just went up in my book.
Donnchadha
2012-02-06 04:48:51 PM
Municipal Court Judge Russell Mock fined Ochocinco $200 and ordered him to pay a $104 fine
So, he was only ordered to pay $104 of the $200 fine? Is the $104 a separate thing? Does he not have to pay the $200 because it was a mock fine?
Shaggy_C
2012-02-06 04:53:54 PM
I thought it was Hamilton County Indiana...Was going to say, that guy works fast.
DROxINxTHExWIND
2012-02-06 04:54:36 PM
Municipal Court Judge Russell Mock fined Ochocinco $200 and ordered him to pay a $104 fine -- and got off a good one-liner.
"I guess I would have had to issue a larger fine if you would have won last night," Mock said.
That was...unnecesary. And I guess I don't get the joke. Is it because he would have gotten more money for being on the winning team?
Kygz
2012-02-06 04:55:19 PM
Donnchadha
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Municipal Court Judge Russell Mock fined Ochocinco $200 and ordered him to pay a $104 fine
So, he was only ordered to pay $104 of the $200 fine? Is the $104 a separate thing? Does he not have to pay the $200 because it was a mock fine?
I think the fine was $200 and the court costs were the $104.
buckeyebrain
2012-02-06 05:02:16 PM
You can take the boy out of the Bengals, but you can't take the Bengals out of the boy.
CygnusDarius
2012-02-06 05:06:44 PM
I think the problem starts with the name
chad
, and ends in
ochocinco.
That is just... I wanna get off this planet.
Taima
2012-02-06 05:10:15 PM
Ochocinco,
whose name was listed as Johnson
in the tickets and court case
I thought he legally changed his name to Ochocinco. Why would he be named as Chad Johnson in a court proceeding?
Also, I'm with
Rent Party
, Ocho rocks. I just wish he'd realize that the career in the NFL is pretty much over and retire. If you can't get with the Belichick rejuvenation program, it's pretty much over.
jeffrey626
2012-02-06 05:40:06 PM
Ochocinco has a lot he can do besides being a player at this point. I think he is great for the league either way, and I do love his approachable nature where he tweets about him being at IHOP at 5am and inviting anyone awake in the area to join him for a meal. If you actually read up on what the guy does, its impossible to hate him.
SacriliciousBeerSwiller
2012-02-06 05:55:06 PM
Chad Johnson/Ochocinco is awesome, both on and off the field. Can't help but think the Pats could have won if Belichick and Brady would just man up and acknowledge that he's the best WR on the team, instead of forcing the issue with Welker.
Gilliam317
2012-02-06 05:59:29 PM
Taima
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Ochocinco, whose name was listed as Johnson in the tickets and court case
I thought he legally changed his name to Ochocinco. Why would he be named as Chad Johnson in a court proceeding?
Also, I'm with Rent Party, Ocho rocks. I just wish he'd realize that the career in the NFL is pretty much over and retire. If you can't get with the Belichick rejuvenation program, it's pretty much over.
I think he changed his name back to Johnson, or is in the process of doing so.
HellRaisingHoosier
2012-02-06 06:30:51 PM
Marcus Aurelius
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He was driving a 2004 Mercury
Wow, talk about a hit to your street cred.
The guy went to Miami Beach High School and then played for Oregon State. Just which of those scream out "thug life" to you?
Wise_Guy
2012-02-06 06:31:21 PM
jeffrey626
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I think he is great for the league either way, and I do love his approachable nature where he tweets about him being at IHOP at 5am and inviting anyone awake in the area to join him for a meal.
That's a pretty good way for him to get a lift home.
UNC_Samurai
2012-02-06 07:17:45 PM
HellRaisingHoosier
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Marcus Aurelius: He was driving a 2004 Mercury
Wow, talk about a hit to your street cred.
The guy went to Miami Beach High School and then played for Oregon State. Just which of those scream out "thug life" to you?
Duh, it's the pigeon breeding.
Pontious Pilates
2012-02-06 07:33:49 PM
SacriliciousBeerSwiller
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Chad Johnson/Ochocinco is awesome, both on and off the field. Can't help but think the Pats could have won if Belichick and Brady would just man up and acknowledge that he's the best WR on the team, instead of forcing the issue with Welker.
Boston already "forced the issue" trying to get white kids and black kids to play nice together in the 70s with bussing. No reason to believe the Ocho experiment would work out any better than it has.
kptchris
2012-02-06 07:54:55 PM
HellRaisingHoosier
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Marcus Aurelius: He was driving a 2004 Mercury
Wow, talk about a hit to your street cred.
The guy went to Miami Beach High School and then played for Oregon State. Just which of those scream out "thug life" to you?
You apparently aren't aware the quantity of wiggers at Oregon State. The program itself is full of gangster wanna be's. I spend enough time on that campus and see so much of it. Makes me want to vomit in my mouth.
ElwoodCuse
2012-02-06 07:58:14 PM
Wise_Guy
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jeffrey626: I think he is great for the league either way, and I do love his approachable nature where he tweets about him being at IHOP at 5am and inviting anyone awake in the area to join him for a meal.
That's a pretty good way for him to get a lift home.
Actually a couple weeks ago he tweeted about walking to CVS, then asked if someone could give him a ride to Ted's Montana Grill and he bought the guy dinner.
neuroflare
2012-02-06 08:29:28 PM
I've liked him for a few years. The dude's about good clean fun, he just wound up on a team where "The Patriot Way" means shutting the fark up and getting in line instead of putting one's self out there as a personality. I heard no news of him really at all after Bruschi went and had another stroke on camera about "the machine"
Robert1966
2012-02-06 08:40:49 PM
It's a shame Chad wound up on the Patriots rather than a team that would have made more use of him. There's a good chance that's his own fault, but I've always liked him and can't help thinking he has a couple of productive years left.
Also, subby should have led with the judge's quip, since paying a traffic fine just barely counts as winding up in court.
fatalvenom
2012-02-06 08:51:10 PM
Pontious Pilates
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Boston already "forced the issue" trying to get white kids and black kids to play nice together in the 70s with bussing. No reason to believe the Ocho experiment would work out any better than it has.
0/10
That is one of the most idiotic statements I've ever seen written on this site, and I've seen a whole bunch.
Wise_Guy
2012-02-06 08:53:53 PM
fatalvenom
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That is one of the most idiotic statements I've ever seen written on this site, and I've seen a whole bunch.
Hell, you've written half of them in the past 24 hours.
fatalvenom
2012-02-06 09:05:36 PM
Wise_Guy
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fatalvenom: That is one of the most idiotic statements I've ever seen written on this site, and I've seen a whole bunch.
Hell, you've written half of them in the past 24 hours.
Please do site them, because I've been a pretty rational person considering the current situation.
fatalvenom
2012-02-06 09:06:11 PM
cite them....sorry
Wise_Guy
2012-02-06 09:09:09 PM
fatalvenom
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Wise_Guy: fatalvenom: That is one of the most idiotic statements I've ever seen written on this site, and I've seen a whole bunch.
Hell, you've written half of them in the past 24 hours.
Please do site them, because I've been a pretty rational person considering the current situation.
Yeah, I'll get right on that. It may take a while, so feel free to do a few lines while you're waiting.
fatalvenom
2012-02-06 09:20:44 PM
Wise_Guy
:
fYeah, I'll get right on that. It may take a while, so feel free to do a few lines while you're waiting.
You might need a new one, because yours must have been broken last night.
pion
2012-02-06 11:41:27 PM
buckeyebrain
:
You can take the boy out of the Bengals, but you can't take the Bengals out of the boy.
Hey, man, it was a suspended license. The Bengals have
standards
.
\Assault or it didn't happen.
jaylectricity
2012-02-07 02:01:45 AM
Suspended license...hahaha...why would anybody with money care about that kind of charge? It's just money and more money to settle the problem.
DeathByGeekSquad
2012-02-07 03:07:08 AM
SacriliciousBeerSwiller
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Chad Johnson/Ochocinco is awesome, both on and off the field. Can't help but think the Pats could have won if Belichick and Brady would just man up and acknowledge that he's the best WR on the team, instead of forcing the issue with Welker.
Snark or not, there were more than a few times when Ocho was on the field that Brady tried to force something into Welker instead of hitting the wide open Ocho.
beta_plus
2012-02-07 12:51:21 PM
Rent Party
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The guy is a legitimate personality in a league filled with bland vanilla yogurt cups
[thatsracistkid.gif]
Loomy
2012-02-07 01:07:05 PM
DeathByGeekSquad
:
SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Chad Johnson/Ochocinco is awesome, both on and off the field. Can't help but think the Pats could have won if Belichick and Brady would just man up and acknowledge that he's the best WR on the team, instead of forcing the issue with Welker.
Snark or not, there were more than a few times when Ocho was on the field that Brady tried to force something into Welker instead of hitting the wide open Ocho.
After that 21-yarder, sure, he probably garners a bit more attention next time he lines up out wide, but I'm sure they could've snuck at least one more pass in there before NY put better coverage on him. I, too, wish he'd played a bigger role, but not so much as to alter the result...
Orgasmatron138
2012-02-07 03:30:29 PM
DeathByGeekSquad
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SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Chad Johnson/Ochocinco is awesome, both on and off the field. Can't help but think the Pats could have won if Belichick and Brady would just man up and acknowledge that he's the best WR on the team, instead of forcing the issue with Welker.
Snark or not, there were more than a few times when Ocho was on the field that Brady tried to force something into Welker instead of hitting the wide open Ocho.
That's the problem with watching football on TV. Because we only see where the ball actually goes (unless the cameraman also gets fooled on a fake), we're not really sure when Ocho was open and when he wasn't. If he's not getting open regularly, Brady's probably going to stop looking his way. You've only got a few seconds to make a decision.
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