Cybernetic: Ever since I moved to Florida, I can't find a decent carne asada burrito. That is one thing I definitely miss about living in SoCal.

Rather surprising since there are almost as many goat farms in Fla. as in SoCal.

Wow...my town makes it on Fark for this...

*Shocked face*

Approves of this thread.

Cup_O_Jo: Ok so first the guy gives them a bite of his burrito -2 strangers mind you. Then, he proceeds to ask for it back. Now that whole incident right there tells me that guy is not working with a full stack. BUT THEN the guys whip out a gun and beat him. So now not only are they arrested but-bow it's aggravated assault. "What are you in jail for man?" Well I pistol whipped someone for a burrito...

He's gonna be popular. LOL

Commander Obvious says this has nothing to do with the burrito.

offmymeds

MBooda: The Albuquerque Police Department said Anthony Sanders and Louis Vasquez reportedly approached a man on Zuni Road in Albuquerque and asked to have a bite of his burrito.

Is this like the Albuquerque equivalent of the old New Orleans scam? "I bet you five dollars I know where you got that burrito."

/if you're heading south and haven't landed by Zuni Road, you're in BIG trouble
//what is Zuni Road made of? Lead and Coal

LOL. That's why I live in Edgewood, where a man's burrito is his own!

Chili Hills has OK burritos.

Frantic Freddie: offmymeds

MBooda: The Albuquerque Police Department said Anthony Sanders and Louis Vasquez reportedly approached a man on Zuni Road in Albuquerque and asked to have a bite of his burrito.

Is this like the Albuquerque equivalent of the old New Orleans scam? "I bet you five dollars I know where you got that burrito."

/if you're heading south and haven't landed by Zuni Road, you're in BIG trouble
//what is Zuni Road made of? Lead and Coal

LOL. That's why I live in Edgewood, where a man's burrito is his own!

Chili Hills has OK burritos.

Haven't tried them yet. Whadda they got?

/i like tacos myself

Oznog: Hey, that's nacho cheese!

no. just...no.

Suggested headline revision: Bandits burgle bite, burrito before battering buyer.

/gotnothin

"That's my burrito man!!"

"This is my gun Clyde."

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: This is why I always vomit on my burrito the second I unwrap it.

"thefly.jpg"

Anyways, did anyone else picture the burrito guy as Clint Eastwood?

"give me back my burrito...punk"

/you can feel how bad my Clint Eastwood impression is just reading that
//stupid auto-correct changed Clint to Clinton. How DARE you?!
///slashie love

"The burrito's rightful owner walked up to the men and said he wanted his burrito back"

This could be a big week for me for being somebody. Being in the phone book was in itself the very definition of being somebody. Then I saw a show about the Library of Congress and they said they had something like over 20,000 phone books in their collection. Those could be just the ones they found on their porch but maybe I'm in one that's in there.

Now today I find out if I buy a burrito I can be its rightful owner.

Man is life looking up.

Tijuana Flats Megajuana blackened chicken burritos covered in Jason's Mom's hot sauce ftw

Los Burquenos.

When the borrito is gone, man, you gotta let it go...

indylaw: When a couple of pistol-packing thugs walk off with your burrito, it's better to forget about it, because, hey man, it's gone.

Came here to say something like this.

Did one of the suspects have only one nostril?

Mind if I have a bite of your burrito?

Strange? Farkin' Hero, homes.

No Homer "Where's my burrito"?

Can someone please explain how to post a damn picture on fark?

Willis13: No Homer "Where's my burrito"?

Can someone please explain how to post a damn picture on fark?

I could, but I have to be to the gym in 26 minutes.

StokeyBob: "The burrito's rightful owner walked up to the men and said he wanted his burrito back"

This could be a big week for me for being somebody. Being in the phone book was in itself the very definition of being somebody. Then I saw a show about the Library of Congress and they said they had something like over 20,000 phone books in their collection. Those could be just the ones they found on their porch but maybe I'm in one that's in there.

Now today I find out if I buy a burrito I can be its rightful owner.

Man is life looking up.

That cracked me up way more than it rightfully should have

StokeyBob: This could be a big week for me for being somebody

and yes...i am soooooo stealing that for my book.

Dear Miss Manners,

I recently asked to borrow someone's burrito, to which they agreed ; but immediately after handing me the burrito, the person demanded it back. I wasn't finished with it at that time, so I gently but firmly refused to return it.
Some parties present at the time expressed the opinion that I was being unreasonable, but I felt he shouldn't have given me the burrito if he didn't want me to have it.

What is the correct protocol in this situation?

Sincerely,

Bean Lover


Dear B.L.

What, is he loco?. He was lucky you didn't bust a cap in his punk ass.

MM

/Hot, like the fire in the Taco Bell

mmm.....burritos.......

/I live super close to the 2nd best taqueria in San Francisco.....this thread is making me want to go get one.........

no clever name here just move along: mmm.....burritos.......

/I live super close to the 2nd best taqueria in San Francisco.....this thread is making me want to go get one.........

The super chicken burrito with black beans at Chabela's on Upper Haight was about 50% of my diet in the mid 90s.

Like beer, you really only rent burritos.

Us want justice! We want... THUNDERDOME!

Is the line at Chipotle still half-a-mile long?

lakrfool: no clever name here just move along: mmm.....burritos.......

/I live super close to the 2nd best taqueria in San Francisco.....this thread is making me want to go get one.........

The super chicken burrito with black beans at Chabela's on Upper Haight was about 50% of my diet in the mid 90s.

I miss Chabela's. It sat empty for 10 years and now is something new.

Burrito theft is a "gateway" crime. Left unchecked, and the criminals will advance to stealing sweetrolls.

"It's MY Burrito, and I want it NOW"

call 877 Burrito NOW