Lime status check: depleted.

I still like my idea from a redlit headline about Vince bringing back Meat to feud with Daniel Bryan.

That's the most natural feud you can think of.

Jim from Saint Paul: In before this magically disappears for hours again.

It's because you ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOO OOOOOOOOO Yourself while thinking of Cena.

verbaltoxin: LucklessWonder: Also congrats to Pizilla for retaining his Last Man Standing Title

What's this Last Man Standing deal?

Last person to post ITT before it gets closed to new comments is the LMS for the week.


/on an obscure note, LMS was a wholly under-appreciated game mode for Unreal Tourn.

Smiths: this one went green so yeah... screw you 2nd place mitter. mine was first so :P

Whatever, got my RAW green already took that off the checklist.

dunno what's left on the greenlight checklist

Seriously, I did not expect this one to go green. Couldn't think of much in the way of clever headlines this morning.

/subby
//need more coffee

Smiths: this one went green so yeah... screw you 2nd place mitter. mine was first so :P

Whatever, got my RAW green already took that off the checklist.

dunno what's left on the greenlight checklist

Infowars main page?

Here's your weekly checklist, FWC! Haven't had time to work on updates to the list, but plan on having those for next week. Enjoy!

Weekly RAW Checklist
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)


1) I Said/JFSP breaking down game-winning strategy for John Cena
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "BAH GAWD KING!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) No peas!
6) Somebody trolling for the night
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) WE WANT ICE CREAM
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) Smiths' nightly heel turn
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is the "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza" post
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) Any mention of 'ARMBRA!' requires a demonstration of said maneuver by Knockouts/Divas (images MUST be linked AND marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Moderators)
19) Cena cat appearance
20) Broski-PAC - BlackJack & Hookers appearance

Smiths: this one went green so yeah... screw you 2nd place mitter. mine was first so :P

Whatever, got my RAW green already took that off the checklist.

dunno what's left on the greenlight checklist

greenlite checklist? You have one in all tabs yet? A News Flash? A Caturday?


More news from the sheets...

WWE Classics on demand is doing March Mania again next month. Since WWE Network is dead in the water, I have hope that On Demand will continue past March. And they're starting new programming lines, too. So maybe the good service will continue.

WWE Champion CM Punk led a very cool moment before his match against Dolph Ziggler at last night's RAW live event in Wichita, Kansas. Before the match, Punk tried to throw his shirt at a kid in the front row but a man grabbed the shirt and took it back to his own seat.

This ticked Punk off and the WWE Champion left the ring, walked across the arena to the merchandise tables and grabbed a new shirt to deliver personally to the kid.

I'm sure the kid would have enjoyed a WWE Superstars Ice Cream Bar more, WWE!

Our weekly Raw thread having the Bleacher Report tag next to it = Vince booking a storyline based around farting for Natalya

FinFangFark: Though it may not be a shameful thing...I will be having lobster tail for dinner while fWc-ing it up in honor of Sheamus winning the RR.

oh yeah and:

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Apparently, it was Gagne's decision to have Sheamus go over at the Rumble.

Exactly what did Jericho do to Gagne, anyway?

FirstNationalBastard: WWE Champion CM Punk led a very cool moment before his match against Dolph Ziggler at last night's RAW live event in Wichita, Kansas. Before the match, Punk tried to throw his shirt at a kid in the front row but a man grabbed the shirt and took it back to his own seat.

This ticked Punk off and the WWE Champion left the ring, walked across the arena to the merchandise tables and grabbed a new shirt to deliver personally to the kid.

Can't wait until I see that in a 10-minute promo package about What a Decent Guy Punk Is.

/seriously, all that Cena video from the Rumble needed was "I'll Be Your Hero"

This one? Really? For shame mods. For shame.

Jim from Saint Paul: robsul82: Our weekly Raw thread having the Bleacher Report tag next to it = Vince booking a storyline based around farting for Natalya

Covered.

Okay, = The Game-ah giving his workout buddy the Rumble win instead of Jericho

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: WWE Champion CM Punk led a very cool moment before his match against Dolph Ziggler at last night's RAW live event in Wichita, Kansas. Before the match, Punk tried to throw his shirt at a kid in the front row but a man grabbed the shirt and took it back to his own seat.

This ticked Punk off and the WWE Champion left the ring, walked across the arena to the merchandise tables and grabbed a new shirt to deliver personally to the kid.

Can't wait until I see that in a 10-minute promo package about What a Decent Guy Punk Is.

/seriously, all that Cena video from the Rumble needed was "I'll Be Your Hero"

I'll bet you that they re-enact this scene on TV with Cena.

robsul82: Jim from Saint Paul: robsul82: Our weekly Raw thread having the Bleacher Report tag next to it = Vince booking a storyline based around farting for Natalya

Covered.

Okay, = The Game-ah giving his workout buddy the Rumble win instead of Jericho

I can't complain about Sheamus winning the Rumble.

But if that's how it was going to be, either Jericho shouldn't have been in the match, or he should have eliminated himself.

verbaltoxin: Another rumor is that the WWE Network, should it ever exist, will have a show based on Cruiserweights, and that WWE scouts have been at recent Dragon Gate USA shows.

Yes, but it will probably be a reality show with them all competing for a sombrero on a pole.

FirstNationalBastard: I'll bet you that they re-enact this scene on TV with Cena.

Haha, now that that story's made the Internet? Lock it down.

Jim from Saint Paul: robsul82: Jim from Saint Paul: robsul82: Our weekly Raw thread having the Bleacher Report tag next to it = Vince booking a storyline based around farting for Natalya

Covered.

Okay, = The Game-ah giving his workout buddy the Rumble win instead of Jericho

Covered.

Damn it! Okay, = Hunter and Nash sucking away heat from Punk in a storyline that culminated with a srsly-for-realz-you-guys EMT asking "DOES HE HAVE A PULSE?"

FirstNationalBastard: I can't complain about Sheamus winning the Rumble.

But if that's how it was going to be, either Jericho shouldn't have been in the match, or he should have eliminated himself.

The logical end is Jericho winning the Rumble. Now he looks like a goof who farked up in a big match yet again.

Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: Jericho didn't need the Rumble win, apparently, since they injected him directly into the title picture vs. Punk. (Jericho wins at EC even?)

He needs it to not look like an idiot and the storyline to not be shot to Hell. Months of buildup, "it's the end of the world as you know it this Sunday at the Rumble," and oops now I get a title shot for interfering in a Raw match.