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St_Francis_P

2012-02-06 09:37:11 AM

Find an article with a picture. Trust me, it's a bad thing.

Grables'Daughter

2012-02-06 11:40:55 AM

Police arrested a 24-year-old Athens woman when an officer saw her dart across Broad Street after midnight Saturday, according to the Athens Banner-Herald.

Tee hee.

Broad Street.

/makes note to stay out of Athens

nharrisphoto

2012-02-06 12:15:28 PM

You know the drill: thread. worthless. pics. without.

/reserving judgement

ImRonBurgundy

2012-02-06 12:15:51 PM

TTIUWP

hillary

2012-02-06 12:16:03 PM

Pedestrian under the influence?

WTF?

mudpants

2012-02-06 12:16:08 PM

Headline longer than the article and with just as many pictures.

Mael99

2012-02-06 12:18:31 PM

This:
St_Francis_P: Find an article with a picture. Trust me, it's a bad thing.

This:
nharrisphoto: You know the drill: thread. worthless. pics. without.

/reserving judgement

This:
ImRonBurgundy: TTIUWP

AND This:
mudpants: Headline longer than the article and with just as many pictures.

cscanlon7

2012-02-06 12:18:43 PM

repeat

I believe this is the "my boobs are too big to stand on one foot" lady.

MoronLessOff

2012-02-06 12:20:59 PM

Grables'Daughter: Police arrested a 24-year-old Athens woman when an officer saw her dart across Broad Street after midnight Saturday, according to the Athens Banner-Herald.

Tee hee.

Broad Street.

/makes note to stay out of Athens

www.i-mockery.com

I told them never to call Chick Street Broad Street.

Pharmdawg

2012-02-06 12:21:03 PM

Downtown Athens, crossing Broad St. at midnight after drinking makes her a likely UGA coed.

monoski

2012-02-06 12:22:58 PM

As usual: worthless without pics

lerxst2112

2012-02-06 12:25:34 PM

elev8meL8r

2012-02-06 12:25:42 PM

cscanlon7: repeat

I believe this is the "my boobs are too big to stand on one foot" lady.

This girl is 24. That one was a good bit older.

Could be her daughter, though.

bikerbob59

2012-02-06 12:28:03 PM

cscanlon7: repeat

I believe this is the "my boobs are too big to stand on one foot" lady.

Same thought I had but nope, that was FL, this is GA.

Grables'Daughter

2012-02-06 12:28:46 PM

lerxst2112: Grables'Daughter: Police arrested a 24-year-old Athens woman when an officer saw her dart across Broad Street after midnight Saturday, according to the Athens Banner-Herald.

Tee hee.

Broad Street.

/makes note to stay out of Athens

If you'd ever been there you wouldn't say that.

I'm sure it's nice. It's just that I wouldn't want to get arrested.

Shmeat

2012-02-06 12:29:10 PM

Sounds like she was pretty adamant about getting naked,

Link (new window)

Pun.

litespeed74

2012-02-06 12:30:45 PM

Hmm...I'd handcuff her and try her as an adult.

gojirast

2012-02-06 12:41:04 PM

I'm going to operate under the assumption that this was a wildebeast and the happy fun officers were doing a public service.

Sergeant Angle

2012-02-06 12:51:14 PM

Could it be UGA (what the heck is it now?? 24, 32, 54??)

gojirast

2012-02-06 12:53:42 PM

Sergeant Angle: Could it be UGA (what the heck is it now?? 24, 32, 54??)

Well, I'm assuming 24, 32, 54 are her measurements, which is why I'm guessing the thread is JUST FINE without pictures.

EdNortonsTwin

2012-02-06 12:54:31 PM

I certainly do miss being in my 20s when I read articles like this. We used to call this "Saturday" when I lived down at the beach; within walking distance of the bars, house parties, and general wholesale debauchery.

JackieRabbit

2012-02-06 12:55:05 PM

"Pedestrian under the influence?" WTF? It's a crime to be inebriated on the streets now? If the cops start arresting drunk people on the streets of Athens, UGA is going to be an empty place on Monday mornings.

CasperImproved

2012-02-06 12:55:43 PM

Without a pic... Subby is worthless.

cryinoutloud

2012-02-06 12:57:13 PM

JackieRabbit: "Pedestrian under the influence?" WTF? It's a crime to be inebriated on the streets now? If the cops start arresting drunk people on the streets of Athens, UGA is going to be an empty place on Monday mornings.

I never would have made it home. Not once.

Pants full of macaroni!!

2012-02-06 12:57:59 PM

Keep in mind, folks, that the people who are most likely to get naked in public are the same people you do not want to see naked.

Pharmdawg

2012-02-06 01:05:41 PM

Lest we forget: B-52s, Ravenstone, Azure Ray, Pylon, Dreams So Real, Drive-by Truckers, Widespread Panic, Indigo Girls, Love Tractor, the Georgia Satellites, and R.E.M all hail from Athens, GA.

Y'all are welcome.

MBooda

2012-02-06 01:06:09 PM

Those Athens women are always going around half naked anyway.
www.lawnornamentsandfountains.com

/to-ga

maliklockett

2012-02-06 01:12:07 PM

Witholding judgement till I see pics

Her arrest could have been considered a blessing in some circumstances

The Missing Link

2012-02-06 01:15:38 PM

Mom?

Mykeru

2012-02-06 01:16:32 PM

monoski: As usual: worthless without pics

simpledailyrecipes.com

Mael99

2012-02-06 01:16:50 PM

The One True TheDavid

2012-02-06 01:20:12 PM

Which reminds me: Lindsay Lohan's nude photos show she's truly LUSCIOUS. Her alleged vices ain't hurt her form much. Could somebody convince her I'm truly worthy of pity? Just for one night?

Scruggy

2012-02-06 01:43:46 PM

As someone who lives in Athens, GA, I'm getting a kick out of this.

OtherLittleGuy

2012-02-06 01:48:11 PM

St_Francis_P: Find an article with a picture. Trust me, it's a bad thing.

Either you have a link or just a presumption.

/I'll take either

Twice Banned

2012-02-06 02:13:54 PM

MoronLessOff: Grables'Daughter: Police arrested a 24-year-old Athens woman when an officer saw her dart across Broad Street after midnight Saturday, according to the Athens Banner-Herald.

Tee hee.

Broad Street.

/makes note to stay out of Athens

[www.i-mockery.com image 400x267]
I told them never to call Chick Street Broad Street.

That's that Way of the Broad. There's nothing you can do about it.

broadwaytagagency.com

Kansei

2012-02-06 02:17:03 PM

I thought Athens Girls were more hardcore than this.

/googled the pictures, she's not exactly a looker

Profedius

2012-02-06 02:26:36 PM

Trying to get undressed? Were the cops preventing her from doing so or was she just having trouble with the buttons?

MBooda

2012-02-06 02:36:27 PM

Twice Banned: MoronLessOff: Grables'Daughter: Police arrested a 24-year-old Athens woman when an officer saw her dart across Broad Street after midnight Saturday, according to the Athens Banner-Herald.

Tee hee.

Broad Street.

/makes note to stay out of Athens

[www.i-mockery.com image 400x267]
I told them never to call Chick Street Broad Street.

That's that Way of the Broad. There's nothing you can do about it.

[broadwaytagagency.com image 640x285]

You're dead wrong. I know you are. 'Cause I can play this here guitar.

/give my regards

chaosweaver

2012-02-06 02:36:58 PM

JackieRabbit

2012-02-06 02:45:49 PM

Pharmdawg: Lest we forget: B-52s, Ravenstone, Azure Ray, Pylon, Dreams So Real, Drive-by Truckers, Widespread Panic, Indigo Girls, Love Tractor, the Georgia Satellites, and R.E.M all hail from Athens, GA.

Y'all are welcome.

It's not so much that all of these groups hail from Athens, but that that's were they got their start. Athens used to be a mecca for new talent. THe music scene there used to be awesome. Is this still the case? I haven't spent much time there in recent years.

Elroyone

2012-02-06 03:58:14 PM

Is there a special section a the police station where "Pedestrians Under The Influence" must sit?

Gyrfalcon

2012-02-06 03:59:51 PM

Thank god she didn't smell of elderberries.

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease

2012-02-06 04:22:51 PM

why did the cops keep trying to take off her clothes?

Crotchrocket Slim

2012-02-06 04:45:27 PM

The One True TheDavid: Which reminds me: Lindsay Lohan's nude photos show she's truly LUSCIOUS. Her alleged vices ain't hurt her form much. Could somebody convince her I'm truly worthy of pity? Just for one night?

She at the ass-end of Hollywood right now, there's a good chance an average Farker could get (even non-pity) sexing from her. Wasn't there a story a while back about her slutting up whatever inpatient treatment facility she was ordered into?
/well good news there

8DragonFark

2012-02-06 05:06:52 PM

Elroyone: Is there a special section a the police station where "Pedestrians Under The Influence" must sit?

There's a sign. It reads "The Influence." They have to sit under it.

Altair

2012-02-06 06:07:14 PM

Scruggy: As someone who lives in Athens, GA, I'm getting a kick out of this.

^ what he said

badgerb

2012-02-06 08:03:13 PM

Gyrfalcon: Thank god she didn't smell of elderberries.