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Patrick Stewart tries to support charities by highlighting domestic abuse at hands of father, Gul Madred
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Mugato
2012-02-06 09:56:50 AM
Hey whoa, NSFW and probably illegal.
Petit_Merdeux
2012-02-06 10:31:00 AM
FOUR LIGHTS!
Jake Havechek
2012-02-06 10:43:12 AM
Any TFettes ever fantasize about riding his bald head?
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-02-06 10:47:34 AM
Petit_Merdeux
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FOUR LIGHTS!
Liar. You saw 5.
thornhill
2012-02-06 10:53:58 AM
Just came hear to say that I wish he had done more movies in the last 10 years. Heck, can't someone at HBO dream up a series for him?
LouDobbsAwaaaay
2012-02-06 11:01:18 AM
That's pretty awesome of Patrick Stewart. It
almost
makes up for his presence in
X3: The Last Stand
.
/I keed
//"The only explanation is that she surrounded herself in a cocoon of psycho-kinetic energy!" - really, Patrick?
Mayhem of the Black Underclass
2012-02-06 11:06:05 AM
Jake Havechek
:
Any TFettes ever fantasize about riding his bald head?
But it's too late, I've seen everything.
alternative girlfriend
2012-02-06 11:33:23 AM
LouDobbsAwaaaay
:
That's pretty awesome of Patrick Stewart.
It almost makes up for his presence in X3: The Last Stand.
/I keed
//"The only explanation is that she surrounded herself in a cocoon of psycho-kinetic energy!" - really, Patrick?
Hey now, that wasn't his fault. That movie sucked in general, but that had more to do with the writing and directing.
Also, good on Patrick Stewart.
LouDobbsAwaaaay
2012-02-06 11:36:18 AM
alternative girlfriend
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Hey now, that wasn't his fault. That movie sucked in general, but that had more to do with the writing and directing.
I suppose he could have been roped into a 3-picture-contract from the start. That psycho-kinetic energy line came across as a plea to the audience for mercy.
alternative girlfriend
2012-02-06 11:44:56 AM
Still not the actor's fault if the writing is bad.
LouDobbsAwaaaay
2012-02-06 12:23:47 PM
alternative girlfriend
:
Still not the actor's fault if the writing is bad.
The "plea for mercy" comment was less about the content of the line and more about the delivery.
/you did see where I said I was just kidding him about X3, right?
//the RiffTrax for it is great
Cythraul
2012-02-06 12:27:27 PM
Jake Havechek
:
Any TFettes ever fantasize about riding his bald head?
Well, I'm not a TFette, but when he was Trekin', I definitely would have licked his dome.
Now, not so much. Age gets the best of us all, and he's crossed over that line for me.
Mad_Radhu
2012-02-06 12:39:55 PM
Cythraul
:
Jake Havechek: Any TFettes ever fantasize about riding his bald head?
Well, I'm not a TFette, but when he was Trekin', I definitely would have licked his dome.
Now, not so much. Age gets the best of us all, and he's crossed over that line for me.
It's too late. He's seen everything.
germ78
2012-02-06 12:40:03 PM
FTFA:
More money is given to the Donkey Sanctuary than to the UK's two largest domestic violence charities.
That's just sad.
/inappropriate joke about donkey punches goes here
chaos731
2012-02-06 01:05:18 PM
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Alex K
2012-02-06 01:18:38 PM
Cythraul
:
Jake Havechek: Any TFettes ever fantasize about riding his bald head?
Well, I'm not a TFette, but when he was Trekin', I definitely would have licked his dome.
Now, not so much. Age gets the best of us all, and he's crossed over that line for me.
Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives, but I rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment because they'll never come again.
Also, erotic cakes.
FirstNationalBastard
2012-02-06 01:35:27 PM
germ78
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FTFA: More money is given to the Donkey Sanctuary than to the UK's two largest domestic violence charities.
That's just sad.
/inappropriate joke about donkey punches goes here
If the Donkey sanctuary wants money, let them put on a show for it!
Stile4aly
2012-02-06 01:59:38 PM
Jim from Saint Paul
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Petit_Merdeux: FOUR LIGHTS!
Liar. You saw 5.
What lights?
Surly U. Jest
2012-02-06 02:59:00 PM
I thought it was Gul Blad-dar.
Kant Lavar
2012-02-06 03:08:07 PM
Obligatory YouTube link is obligatory.
(new window)
That episode really knocked home for my seven year old self how goddamn talented Patrick Stewart was as an actor.
/Holy shiat, it's been almost 20 years since Chain of Command aired? Jebas, I feel old.
//Think I might stream that episode tonight... hooray Netflix.
thisispete
2012-02-06 05:09:53 PM
alternative girlfriend
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Also, good on Patrick Stewart.
This. Aside from the occasional spanking I grew up in a non-violent home, but I know people who weren't so fortunate as I was. Women's refuges are vital social services that save lives. Well done, Sir Patrick.
zarberg
2012-02-06 08:26:28 PM
alternative girlfriend
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Hey now, that wasn't his fault. That movie sucked in general, but that had more to do with the writing and directing.
Also, good on Patrick Stewart.
It also had Ellen Page, and I have such a geekboy crush on her.
Aboleth
2012-02-07 10:16:44 AM
I remember the first time I ate a live taspar. I was six years old and living on the streets of Lakat. There was a band of children, four, five... six years old - some even smaller, desperately trying to survive. We were thin, scrawny little animals, constantly hungry, always cold. We slept together in doorways, like packs of wild gettles, for warmth. Once I found a nest. Taspars had mated and built a nest in the eave of a burned-out building. And I found three eggs in it. It was like finding treasure. I cracked one open on the spot and ate it, very much as you just did. I planned to save the other two. They would keep me alive for another week. But of course, an older boy saw them and wanted them. And he got them. But he had to break my arm to do it.
/csb
dang sure
2012-02-07 11:10:31 AM
if the men are so unhappy with their little families why don't they go on to greener pastures
women I get,
one and done, they become used cars
do the men act out against those they purportedly love because....why?
why not move the fuk along?
JohnKimble63
2012-02-07 12:49:00 PM
Aboleth
:
I remember the first time I ate a live taspar. I was six years old and living on the streets of Lakat. There was a band of children, four, five... six years old - some even smaller, desperately trying to survive. We were thin, scrawny little animals, constantly hungry, always cold. We slept together in doorways, like packs of wild gettles, for warmth. Once I found a nest. Taspars had mated and built a nest in the eave of a burned-out building. And I found three eggs in it. It was like finding treasure. I cracked one open on the spot and ate it, very much as you just did. I planned to save the other two. They would keep me alive for another week. But of course, an older boy saw them and wanted them. And he got them. But he had to break my arm to do it.
/csb
Four lights was the easy road here. You took the more difficult path. +1, sir.
th0th
2012-02-07 01:15:46 PM
Every once in a while Trek threw you an episode where the actors got to exercise their chops, or overall just had a good story that was more than simply reversing the polarity of the neutron flow. Watching "The Bonding," the other night was one example. Horrible, wooden child actor, but the storyline (Starfleet officer killed unexpectedly on an away mission, orphaning her son who lives on the ship) was a good one. Good Worf moments, good Troi moments (which if you follow the series were few and far between - we see her actually
counseling
vs. "Captain, I sense extreme displeasure"), and we get to see Whea-TON get a chance to emote instead of just driving the ship. It's an episode about death and coming to grips with loss that touch on relevant, modern-day issues.
Chain of Command was similar. Futuristic, yes, but torture remains the same regardless of the century. also The Inner Light, DS9's "Pale Moonlight," and others.
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-02-07 03:40:32 PM
I just got done watching this episode:
So I am getting sad for Pick-ahrd.
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