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District Attorney investigating the goddamn BAT vans
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jtips
2012-02-06 02:42:31 PM
in Brockton?
medius
2012-02-06 02:44:23 PM
her father is the district attorney
Sum Guye
2012-02-06 02:44:27 PM
Na na na na na na na na.
/leader
Savian
2012-02-06 02:50:59 PM
Informative article.
Loaf's Tray
2012-02-06 02:51:12 PM
What the hell was that?
Mega Steve
2012-02-06 02:52:50 PM
Sum Guye
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Na na na na na na na na.
/leader
Shmeat
2012-02-06 02:53:48 PM
I prefer converse.
MBooda
2012-02-06 02:55:43 PM
That's all right with me.
ronnie spleen
2012-02-06 03:03:29 PM
I'm...
ronnie spleen
2012-02-06 03:05:09 PM
JesseL
2012-02-06 03:06:04 PM
No comments on the fundamental inaccuracy of the headline?
The DA has been checking up on the members of a grand jury that has been investigating the goddamn BAT vans.
Far different and far more ominous than what subby implied.
Lone Stranger
2012-02-06 03:07:29 PM
She comes in colors everywhere
2012-02-06 03:10:36 PM
SuburbanCowboy
2012-02-06 03:10:49 PM
Snapper Carr
2012-02-06 03:15:07 PM
This will end badly.
Farkin'round
2012-02-06 03:16:42 PM
UNC_Samurai
2012-02-06 03:21:46 PM
JesseL
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No comments on the fundamental inaccuracy of the headline?
The DA has been checking up on the members of a grand jury that has been investigating the goddamn BAT vans.
Far different and far more ominous than what subby implied.
We've got something similar here in NC
(new window). They reek of skirting the boundaries of acceptable due process in the name of
a good revenue stream
highway safety
orclover
2012-02-06 03:25:42 PM
Useless article. So is it illegal now for you to find out if its illegal for you to drive after a night of drinking before you actually get in the car and start driving? i'm confus....
Is this costing the mayor money or something?
averagejoe42
2012-02-06 03:30:53 PM
SwiftFox
2012-02-06 03:40:50 PM
Next: The D.A. has been checking up on the members of the grand jury that was appointed to look into the D.A. checking up on members of the grand jury checking up on the D.A.'s use of data collected by the BAT vans and the people responsible for selecting the members of the grand juries.
Resident Muslim
2012-02-06 03:42:19 PM
averagejoe42
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Did they paint that over where it says "free candy"?
SonOfSpam
2012-02-06 04:03:41 PM
SwiftFox
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Next: The D.A. has been checking up on the members of the grand jury that was appointed to look into the D.A. checking up on members of the grand jury checking up on the D.A.'s use of data collected by the BAT vans and the people responsible for selecting the members of the grand juries.
The people responsible for the sacking, have been sacked.
Flakeloaf
2012-02-06 04:22:36 PM
Not sure why you need expedited roadside blood testing. Refuse to blow = conviction, same penalty as impaired driving, problem solved.
StanTheMan
2012-02-06 04:32:53 PM
Made me think of:
DuX
2012-02-06 04:37:23 PM
Here in Texas, we seem to like strapping people down and sticking needles in their arms.
We do it to convicted murderers and suspected drunk drivers alike.
There seems to be a lot more drunks on the road here than elsewhere that need to be stopped before they kill someone or themselves, possibly because there's Fark all else to do in this state of mouth breathing cowboy zombies besides drink.
Perhaps more education about the problem might be a better approach?
Why, in the name of all that's holy, would somebody use the images from the movies to paint their van? (Not that they all completely sucked. But the whole Danny DeVito as The Penguin thing? Really?)
Why? What would make a person do such a thing? Or be seen driving it.
That kind of person maybe deserves a little needle pokiness.
maram500
2012-02-06 04:48:59 PM
Jack McCoy reportedly seen hanging his head nearby...
QuinnTheFetus
2012-02-06 04:54:31 PM
Sum Guye
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Na na na na na na na na.
/leader
BATMAN!
/I mean, leader!
Robot Eats Towson
2012-02-06 04:55:42 PM
averagejoe42
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Came here to FP a Batman ref. Leaving an utter failure, but with a new Batmobile dream. Thank you averagejoe42.
DaAlien
2012-02-06 06:37:47 PM
What a BAT van might
look like
(pops).
SweetSilverBlues
2012-02-06 09:15:17 PM
Lone Stranger
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I actually sent an email to myself reminding me to get this gif when I get back to my computer.
Consider this a funny vote!
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