Sex Week vs. True Love Twue Wove Week, otherwise known as the loose free for all's against the prudes sparks debate on Yale campus

FTFY Subby.

I'd like a sex week

I misread the headline as "Star Trek week, ..." which probably disqualifies me from either one. Back to the basement.

Sex Week is going to get True Love Week drunk, have his way with her, then never call.

FTA: The week is billed as a way to promote sexual health though a series of events and workshops.

Events? Workshops? Count me in!

Every single person who commented on that article is a flailing nutbar. Jesus H Christ.

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Twue Wove Week kicks off od Sud-day.

Salmon: I'd like a sex week

Instead you will receive weak sex.

you have pee hands: Every single person who commented on that article is a flailing nutbar. Jesus H Christ.

It never ceases to surprise me how many people are perfectly willing to display their Stupid publicly, and under their own Facebook login too. It makes it easier for the rest of us to weed them out when talking to people though.

Salmon: I'd like a sex week

Week? Hell, I'm done after 5 minutes.

If this guy is teaching a workshop, I'm in.
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Oh, the freshmen up at Yale get no tail...

I truly love sex.

cig-mkr: Why would Yale have to have a week to explain sex to the students? A 1/2 hour on YouPorn and they would learn all they need.
Take sex out of school and put it back in the gutter where most Farkers learned about it.

i have a feeling most ivy leaguers learned about sucking dic from mom or dad way before college. they are skilled on rim job as well.

True love until you have the money to snag someone hotter.

Posting this at 18 comments...there's already so much win here. Especially this:
Huck Chaser: No, you misheard. They obviously said "To Blaaaave Week."

12349876: True love until you have the money to snag someone hotter.

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Or they get cancer.

Yale.

Think about that: farkin' YALE.

These are the future leaders of America, folks.

Is our students learning ?

You know, it sounds prudish and lame, but college students seem to have, in general, figured out f*cking. They do need help at avoiding STIs and unintentional pregnancy, sure, and I'm all for rigorous sexual education.

However, people do not come out of school, college, whatever, intrinsically knowledgeable of starting, growing, and maintaining relationships. How many people have you met that as an engaged couple or newlyweds couldn't even bring up their problems, financial plans, desires about children, etc? You hear people lament the boredom of marriage, the pain of divorce, the isolation of single parenthood... and yet where does all that come from?

People don't know how to actually build loving relationships beyond infatuation. I'm not going to snicker at the "true love week" folks for no reason... it is a worthy goal. Just don't ignore the problem of STIs, dating violence, unwanted pregnancy, etc...

You'll likely get divorced from anyone you married from college. Enjoy yourself. You can't do college twice.

While the ladies are celebrating true love week, the guys can be out getting $50 lap dances and $100 beejays from girls who don't ant to hear all that true love shiat.

you have pee hands: Every single person who commented on that article is a flailing nutbar. Jesus H Christ.

Came here to say that. These are probably the same people who demand abstinence-only sex ed in school, and can't understand why kids might need some more practical education.

Coming on a Bicycle: Is our students learning ?

It depends on if they're attending. Once all the students are coming, they can all start learning.

From the comments:

Timothy Larkin · University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
The professors are not leading the students. In many cases, the professors encourage amorality. If I were the chancellor, I would abolish all such clubs. I would then have a campus-wide Bible reading. I would then discipline or kick out any students that protested.

   Clinton Jiggetts · Top Commenter · CEO & President at Your Best Day Yet
   are you kidding? I guess you only believe in the 2nd amendment when it benefits you?

This made me giggle

Debate is good.

I had lots of sex in college. The best sex was typically unprotected with repeat partners, which meant committed relationships. Can't be going raw dog on every skank you take home from the bar...

RedEmily: Debate is good.

So if debate is good...

Is being a Master Debater better?

:)

On Feb 14th we buy the card, flowers and candy -- On Mar 14, is this too much to ask???

I don't get the headline. Is it supposed to be one those gibberish headlines, like the "you already clicked the link because sex was mentioned" meme?

MrCCG: RedEmily: Debate is good.

So if debate is good...

Is being a Master Debater better?

:)

Not necessarily. I debated for a few years. The "masters" were usually dicks. Of course, they practiced debating a lot.

I'm not saying I didn't, but I pursued other interests so I wouldn't have to debate, if you know what I mean.

I can explain true love in college in a lot shorter than a week, it's more like a couple sentences:

If you're in college and thing you've found true love, you're an idiot. GTFO and GBTW, loser.

//If you're still in the relationship and still happy with it a decade after you've both entered the work force, then you may start, tentatively, using that word in anything but ironic context.

cgraves67: Salmon: I'd like a sex week

Instead you will receive weak sex.

I'll take it. More than what I am getting currently.

True love is finding somebody as farked up as you are and helps you revel in it to the horror of your relatives.

Seven days without sex makes one weak.

/as you were

Rapmaster2000: You'll likely get divorced from anyone you married from college. Enjoy yourself. You can't do college twice.

There's no evidence to support this claim. In fact, college educated people have a lower divorce rate than the general population. Educated people who wait until they are a bit older to marry have the lowest divorce rate. And you are far more likely to meet the right person in college than afterward. This is why so many people have difficulty finding a spouse after they get out into the "real world." All of the couples I know who I know will never divorce met in college.

Consider, too, that you never make friends like the ones you make in college or before. So, you are dead-on right that you only go to college once and you need to make the most of it. It is a time when we are free of most parental encumbrances and have the freedom to explore ourselves and find our own path through life. It really isn't the time for "true love." But if you do meet Mr. or Mrs Right, have fun with them, too, and worry about "the relationship" later.

MBooda: Seven days without sex makes one weak.

/as you were

So if I haven't had sex in 200 weeks does that make me dead?

MBooda: Seven days without sex makes one weak.

/as you were

3/4 weeks per month agree
The other is a bloody liar

/oblig

Some of us fall into neither category.

Smeggy Smurf: 3/4 weeks per month agree
The other is a bloody liar

At first glance I saw the headline as referencing that actually. What is true love other than alternate sex act week?