I stopped reading before it got to the shower scene.

/good find, subby

His chest heaved mightily

Who the hell let Peter King out of his cage?

I am farking loving this. Tom Brady is the Anti-Elway:

Brady won three superbowls, then lost two
Elway lost three superbowls, then won two.

Elway went out on top, Brady's going to go out with his head hung low, covered by a towel.

i submitted this story this morning knowing you guys would love it. I read it thinking, "what the hell is this crap"
Brady is a good QB no doubt but he had a bad day, like all professional athletes do. This damn story makes it out like he didn't save all of the puppies, kittens, and babies from the burning bus. The only worse thing would have been if somehow the Broncos had made it all the way only to get slaughtered by the NFC team and then the next day read all of the stories with headlines like "My father why hast thou forsaken me" over a picture of Tebow planted in the turf.

/although that would be a nice SI cover.

Poor Tom Brady. He gets to go home to his multi-million dollar mansion, bang his supermodel wife, and not work for the next six months until he once again gets paid millions of dollars to play a game schoolchildren can master. Poor guy.

It was a dark & stormy night at the Brady mansion....

velvet_fog: Poor Tom Brady. He gets to go home to his multi-million dollar mansion, bang his supermodel wife, and not work for the next six months until he once again gets paid millions of dollars to play a game schoolchildren can master. Poor guy.

School children can master a computer, that does not make them Bill Gates

10:09 PM

Stopped reading. Don't care.

A minute passed. Then another. Then, another minute. Then... another minute passed. Then another minute passed. And another. A further minute passed quickly, followed by another minute, when suddenly, a different minute passed, followed by another different minute. And another.

Maud Dib: A minute passed. Then another. Then, another minute. Then... another minute passed. Then another minute passed. And another. A further minute passed quickly, followed by another minute, when suddenly, a different minute passed, followed by another different minute. And another.

Wanna put a goddamned SPOILER WARNING on that hot minute-on-minute action?

Maud Dib: A minute passed. Then another. Then, another minute. Then... another minute passed. Then another minute passed. And another. A further minute passed quickly, followed by another minute, when suddenly, a different minute passed, followed by another different minute. And another.

The first minute, that was like six minutes, and then the second minute, well that felt like fourteen minutes. The third minute, that was another six minutes. The fourth minute you went to see your mother, so that was just like a regular minute, but then you came back so the last 20 seconds were like three more minutes.

Tuck Brady

Wetzel will write an amazing persuasive book like Death To The BCS, then turn around and write this schlock.

Fark Brady...I don't mean that as a fan who's pissed off about the game or anything, I just mean that if he's going to be all emo even though he still gets a Super Bowl payout and is married to Gisele, then he can fark off.

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