you gotta admit tho, for a guy with no talent and no brains, he made it pretty far..
now he's a fat pig runnin outta money.
I lol at you axel..I lol!

/his lyrics are infantile
//my neighbours kid had no idea who he was.

Krymson Tyde: [i232.photobucket.com image 500x570]

To be fair, that's a loose shirt. He's not as fat as the shirt appears to be.

rocky_howard: Krymson Tyde: [i232.photobucket.com image 500x570]

To be fair, that's a loose shirt. He's not as fat as the shirt appears to be.

no..he is a fat pig.

did i mention balding as well?
he is a clowny clown

He is like the weirdest cross between Mr. T, Hulk Hogan, and Fran Drescher.

welcome to the bakery,
we got lotsa cake
gonna live with my Gramma now
cuz she know's how to bake

she's a very ancient girl
with braces on her knees
drinks red bull ,
her fridge is full
of tastiee pasterieeees

in the bakery...welcome to the bakery BUUURRRPP"

etc etc

/oh he's a ginger too...does he have anything going for him?

Mugato: James Scameron: //my neighbours kid had no idea who he was.

Of course you do. His last album that anyone listened to was 21 years ago. So, duh.

He was talented though. Appetite and the two Use Your Illusions are 2 1/2 great albums.

of course i do what? have a neighbour? most people do have neighbours unless they are in solitary confinement and even then they still sorta got some neighbours.

Guns and Roses are, were and ever shall be garbage.

bunch fairy cakes prancin around in their sisters clothes actin like tough guys...
well...more like congealed gravy in a blender now..
makeup wearing pansies...

/of course i do.

James Scameron: rocky_howard: Krymson Tyde: [i232.photobucket.com image 500x570]

To be fair, that's a loose shirt. He's not as fat as the shirt appears to be.

no..he is a fat pig.

Yeah, he is fat, but not as much as that picture says.

rocky_howard: James Scameron: rocky_howard: Krymson Tyde: [i232.photobucket.com image 500x570]

To be fair, that's a loose shirt. He's not as fat as the shirt appears to be.

no..he is a fat pig.

Yeah, he is fat, but not as much as that picture says.

well a picture can say a thousand words sometimes as a metaphor, but normally its what a picture "shows"..

he's fat alright. big fat piggy. when he gets up to answer the one or two phone calls he gets a year, he actually sweats gravy.

/what did the picture say?

Mugato: James Scameron: of course i do what? have a neighbour? most people do have neighbours unless they are in solitary confinement and even then they still sorta got some neighbours.

Guns and Roses are, were and ever shall be garbage.

bunch fairy cakes prancin around in their sisters clothes actin like tough guys...
well...more like congealed gravy in a blender now..
makeup wearing pansies...

Of course your neighbor has a kid who never heard of him, as they haven't really been around in any relevant way for well over a decade.

Their music was actually excellent hard rock and very influential. As for their "make-up", they're the ones who took it off and started the destruction of the hair bands (it wasn't Nirvana).

Nirvana was garbage as well. a three dollar ripoff of the Replacements.

How was GnR anything but a ripoff of the 4000 or so other lame LA based hair and Makeup Buttboy bands?
they had two more distortion pedals? more blue eyeshadow? more spandex?
OH I KNOW they were because you liked them so it true...

GnR was to their era what Nickleback is to theirs.

bad music was the destruction of the hair bands..that and balding...and morbid obesity

"Axl Rose Turns 50 Today, Still Waiting For Voice His Water To Break"

ftfy subby

The age and the weight have to be hard on his shananananananananananana knees.

Krymson Tyde: [i232.photobucket.com image 500x570]

I LOL'd. :)

James Scameron: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x412]


welcome to the bakery,
we got lotsa cake
gonna live with my Gramma now
cuz she know's how to bake

she's a very ancient girl
with braces on her knees
drinks red bull ,
her fridge is full
of tastiee pasterieeees

in the bakery...welcome to the bakery BUUURRRPP"

etc etc

/oh he's a ginger too...does he have anything going for him?

Are we entirely sure that this is not his Tony Clifton persona?

That was beautiful, InmanRoshi.

Mugato: James Scameron:.

You really weren't there when they were big were you? In any case, you sound really pissed off. Did you have a big brother who wore a GnR t-shirt when he was kicking your ass or something?

oh i was around. I remember howling at the premiere of November Rain on one of the music tee vee stations..
but do you mean right now? he is pretty big yeah. he looks like the fat lady with the bad corn rows at the salon down the street yeah..

i have a younger brother who wore a guns and roses shirt and had long girly hair. he is bald now.
we used to tease him because he listened to girl bands like guns and roses..ya know..scarves and makeup and purple spandex...

i just think Axl Rose is a loser and th eband, regardless of how many records they may have sold once are terrible.

and what kinda girly name is "axl rose" anyway...or "slash"

so..you like girly bands is that what you are saying? like "Poison" and "Motley Crew"?

do you have girly hair too?

deffuse: Mugato: James Scameron: How was GnR anything but a ripoff of the 4000 or so other lame LA based hair and Makeup Buttboy bands?
they had two more distortion pedals? more blue eyeshadow? more spandex?
OH I KNOW they were because you liked them so it true...

You really weren't there when they were big were you? In any case, you sound really pissed off. Did you have a big brother who wore a GnR t-shirt when he was kicking your ass or something?

I think you might be right there. Either that or someone seriously pissed in his cornflakes this morning.

naw...not mad..or pissed off. and i had fish and chips for breakfast actually...

axl is a transvestite girly rocker and it looks like it's you two who are mad because its being pointed out rather painfully that you like to dress up like women and airband to bad LA makeup hairdresser music..and thats ok...

everyone has weird kicks and you two are entitled to do that in place of owning your own homes or working full time...at a job that allows you to Fark around...

but listen, don't let me get all up in your dancey spandex...go put the record on, get your sisters hairbrush out (and most of her clothes) and have a good airband..just like your highschool days...

comb whats left of your mullet over to the front and just sing..sing your song...

your personal freedom is at stake here...and your ability to defend your own bad taste without resorting to guesswork about brothers or peoples age or income or moods...

just go with it girls..get yer lipstick and eyeshadow out and dance to the whine of Axl Grease and Slash as they sing songs about transvestism to you...

just like highschool...

James Scameron: Mugato: James Scameron:.

You really weren't there when they were big were you? In any case, you sound really pissed off. Did you have a big brother who wore a GnR t-shirt when he was kicking your ass or something?

oh i was around. I remember howling at the premiere of November Rain on one of the music tee vee stations..
but do you mean right now? he is pretty big yeah. he looks like the fat lady with the bad corn rows at the salon down the street yeah..

i have a younger brother who wore a guns and roses shirt and had long girly hair. he is bald now.
we used to tease him because he listened to girl bands like guns and roses..ya know..scarves and makeup and purple spandex...

i just think Axl Rose is a loser and th eband, regardless of how many records they may have sold once are terrible.

and what kinda girly name is "axl rose" anyway...or "slash"

so..you like girly bands is that what you are saying? like "Poison" and "Motley Crew"?

do you have girly hair too?

Son, you never go full retard.

He's a flaming turd.

Bell's Boy: James Scameron: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x412]


welcome to the bakery,
we got lotsa cake
gonna live with my Gramma now
cuz she know's how to bake

she's a very ancient girl
with braces on her knees
drinks red bull ,
her fridge is full
of tastiee pasterieeees

in the bakery...welcome to the bakery BUUURRRPP"

etc etc

/oh he's a ginger too...does he have anything going for him?

Are we entirely sure that this is not his Tony Clifton persona?

glad you caught that

rocky_howard: James Scameron: Mugato: James Scameron:.



Son, you never go full retard.

like the picture says?

he's been dancing with mr. coldstone

James Scameron:

Slash, is that you?

Having the last laugh:



/he didn't look fat at least at the Charlie Sheen roast

naw i'm the disJingle Strangle: James Scameron:

Slash, is that you?

naw i'm the disgruntled airband guy from highschool with no life defending my fat ,balding transvestite hero on fark..from mom's basement...

good thing i didn't mention what a talentless old broad Steven Tyler is..

beta_plus: Having the last laugh:

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/he didn't look fat at least at the Charlie Sheen roast

no. you are being laughed at because no one once said Slash was fat and you have posted a picture of Slash.

your derp fu is epic.

you just made me love this thread even more.

"Mugato?"

"Mom I'm busy..whaaat.."

"Could you turn the music down a bit please?"

(sighs) "Ohhhh kaaayyy..."

"Mugato?"

"WHAT MOM!?!?!"

"Have you seen my nightie?"

Elzar: beta_plus: Having the last laugh:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x219]

/he didn't look fat at least at the Charlie Sheen roast

Sting isn't looking fat either, bunch of metal haterz amirite?

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he is bald tho

I declare Ice-creaming Axl to be a meme.

Balchinian: [i.imgur.com image 460x276]


I declare Ice-creaming Axl to be a meme.


You Sir, are awesome.

Knock Knock Knockin on Heaven's Door?

Is someone seriously trolling a thread about Axl Rose? Did I wake up in 1991?

verbaltoxin: Is someone seriously trolling a thread about Axl Rose? Did I wake up in 1991?

trollin?

naw....just getting an intelligent discussion goin about art and culture...it is a bit one sided though..as far as intelligence, art and culture go..

but trollin...noooooo

verbaltoxin: Is someone seriously trolling a thread about Axl Rose?

Rather effectively by the looks of things.

oh yeah