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Madagascar lemurs practicing the martial arts? SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
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xanadian
2012-02-06 09:40:06 AM
So, those lemurs like to move it move it...
unchellmatt
2012-02-06 12:43:21 PM
Just get it out of the way:
TV's Vinnie
2012-02-06 12:43:25 PM
Everybody was Julian-Fu fightiiiiiing!
squirrel_spam
2012-02-06 12:43:49 PM
Those things are always so creepy looking. Although it is hilarious watching the ones at my local zoo masturbating all the time.
Your Zionist Leader
2012-02-06 12:45:29 PM
squirrel_spam
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Those things are always so creepy looking. Although it is hilarious watching the ones at my local zoo masturbating all the time.
Hey, we're all gonna go down to the zoo and watch the monkeys do it!
IXI Jim IXI
2012-02-06 12:45:32 PM
I'd rather they learn martial arts from Skipper than explosives from Rico
edgeofinsanity
2012-02-06 12:46:14 PM
They are physically fit, physically physically physically fit!
IXI Jim IXI
2012-02-06 12:47:07 PM
squirrel_spam
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Those things are always so creepy looking. Although it is hilarious watching the ones at my local zoo masturbating all the time.
Hopefully, they hand out plastic sheets like you find at a Gallagher concert...
Hawnkee
2012-02-06 12:49:07 PM
Who wipes?
Foreground My Ass
2012-02-06 12:50:00 PM
/anyone check their medeclorines? or whatever....
lectos
2012-02-06 12:53:26 PM
squirrel_spam
:
Those things are always so creepy looking. Although it is hilarious watching the ones at my local zoo masturbating all the time.
That's what I do at the zoo. It's better when the animals do it too.
leonel
2012-02-06 12:56:31 PM
xanadian
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So, those lemurs like to move it move it...
NO! NO YOU DON'T DO THAT
MBooda
2012-02-06 12:56:42 PM
What is this, FRINK.com?
MoreVespeneGas
2012-02-06 12:58:50 PM
Lemurs are named after the ghosts or spirits of Romany mythology due to their spooky vocalisations, reflective eyes and nocturnal habits.
But what about lemuria?
Jim DiGriz
2012-02-06 12:58:54 PM
It's
Joey, the Lemur!
(new window)
Shmeat
2012-02-06 12:58:57 PM
Invisible dance partner.
MBooda
2012-02-06 01:00:31 PM
Foreground My Ass
:
[img687.imageshack.us image 390x297]
/anyone check their medeclorines? or whatever....
They are no longer the Jedi Knights who say Ni! They are the Jedi Knights who say...
Foreground My Ass
2012-02-06 01:09:30 PM
MBooda
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Foreground My Ass: [img687.imageshack.us image 390x297]
/anyone check their medeclorines? or whatever....
They are no longer the Jedi Knights who say Ni! They are the Jedi Knights who say...
So sayeth Roger the Shrubber.....lol
UNC_Samurai
2012-02-06 01:18:29 PM
"Yes, we all like chaos and mayhem. But we need orderly chaos and nice mayhem."
boatbetty
2012-02-06 01:25:31 PM
kevstercsu
2012-02-06 01:30:57 PM
"Madagascar lemurs" is a repetitive redundancy.
craxyd
2012-02-06 01:32:34 PM
MBooda
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Foreground My Ass: [img687.imageshack.us image 390x297]
/anyone check their medeclorines? or whatever....
They are no longer the Jedi Knights who say Ni! They are the Jedi Knights who say...
Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm
maliklockett
2012-02-06 01:45:09 PM
UNC_Samurai
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[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 256x329]
"Yes, we all like chaos and mayhem. But we need orderly chaos and nice mayhem."
Came for the 'King Julian' puns. Leaving satisfied
candiru.fish
2012-02-06 01:59:46 PM
Quick, someone summon
Joel Furr
(new window)
/alt.fan.lemurs
faq
(new window)
Keizer_Ghidorah
2012-02-06 02:23:43 PM
UNC_Samurai
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[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 256x329]
"Yes, we all like chaos and mayhem. But we need orderly chaos and nice mayhem."
But it still gives me the heebie jeebies.
PYROY
2012-02-06 02:54:19 PM
Toss them some knives and then I'll be interested.
Jixa
2012-02-06 02:57:22 PM
FEEEET!!
MBooda
2012-02-06 03:14:50 PM
candiru.fish
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Quick, someone summon
Joel Furr
Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
/hokies suck
xanadian
2012-02-06 03:33:42 PM
candiru.fish
:
Quick, someone summon Joel Furr (new window)
/alt.fan.lemurs faq (new window)
Holy carp, Usenet!??
whoa
*way-back trip*
LonMead
2012-02-06 04:26:43 PM
Learning from these guys, I guess...
"Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave."
"You see nothing..."
Coelacanth
2012-02-06 04:36:04 PM
If I remember right,wasn't the government of Madagascar overthrown in the late 1970s by gangs who learned Kung Fu from Bruce Lee movies?
Xcott
2012-02-06 04:41:12 PM
leonel
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xanadian: So, those lemurs like to move it move it...
NO! NO YOU DON'T DO THAT
Do. Do. Do. DoDEEdo, do, doDEEdoDEE
Do. Do. Do. DoDEEdo, do, doDEEdoDEE
Do. Do. Do. DoDEEdo, do, doDEEdoDEE
Do. Do. Do. DoDEEdo, do, doDEEdoDEE
LonMead
2012-02-06 04:47:14 PM
Coelacanth
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If I remember right,wasn't the government of Madagascar overthrown in the late 1970s by gangs who learned Kung Fu from Bruce Lee movies?
"Do not concentrate on the lemurs or you will miss all of the heavenly glory!"
Joe Peanut
2012-02-06 04:55:45 PM
"Hilarious pictures of monkeys" Errrr... Lemurs aren't monkeys.
Joe Peanut
2012-02-06 04:57:51 PM
candiru.fish
:
Quick, someone summon Joel Furr (new window)
Done
(new window)
/alt.fan.lemurs faq (new window)
I'm in it. Ain't microfame great?
jingks
2012-02-06 07:02:48 PM
I assumed it would be pictures of them ground hopping and sunning.
/ not monkeys...
Umeraken Ideut
2012-02-06 09:57:57 PM
unchellmatt
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Just get it out of the way:
Killed all of earths population once, including Madagascar, for my lowest score ever. How does that work?
capitulating fromage masticating simian
2012-02-07 04:09:22 AM
Joe Peanut
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"Hilarious pictures of monkeys" Errrr... Lemurs aren't monkeys.
jingks
:
I assumed it would be pictures of them ground hopping and sunning.
/ not monkeys...
For once the headline is accurate (though there is absolutely nothing new about the Daily Fail getting things wrong)
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