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(Sun Sentinel) Followup Infected cruise ship pulls out of port after being cleaned. Personally, I blame the infection on bad seamen   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 21
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vpb [TotalFark]
2012-02-06 09:34:19 AM
That's what happened in Italy. Premature evacuation.
 
2012-02-06 12:12:17 PM
Makes you wonder if the cruise lines are operating much the way General Motors did (at least, I hope they're still not doing that). They know they're sending out dangerous crap and they know they're gonna take a hit from lawsuits, but they balance the sh*tload of money they'll make and just regard the impending settlement money as part of the overall expense.

(Assuming they'll get sued at all. Seems there's some real legal voodoo going on where the people who were on board the Costa Concordia may not be able to sue for anything).
 
2012-02-06 12:12:56 PM
I hear this fell on the tail end of a surprise visit from Paula Deen.
 
2012-02-06 12:14:59 PM
President Madagascar!!
 
2012-02-06 12:51:21 PM
It is unclean. Cleanse it with holy fire. Mind the Tyranids.
 
2012-02-06 12:54:57 PM
www.filmonair.com

Stop touching your face
 
2012-02-06 01:01:10 PM
TV's Vinnie: Makes you wonder if the cruise lines are operating much the way General Motors did (at least, I hope they're still not doing that). They know they're sending out dangerous crap and they know they're gonna take a hit from lawsuits, but they balance the sh*tload of money they'll make and just regard the impending settlement money as part of the overall expense.

(Assuming they'll get sued at all. Seems there's some real legal voodoo going on where the people who were on board the Costa Concordia may not be able to sue for anything).


Read the fine print in any cruise line passenger contract, and you'll see that the line excludes itself from liability for ANYTHING! "Gross negligence" trumps contracts usually, though, and that may be the only way Costa Concordia victims could sue.
 
2012-02-06 01:04:16 PM
TV's Vinnie: Makes you wonder if the cruise lines are operating much the way General Motors did (at least, I hope they're still not doing that). They know they're sending out dangerous crap and they know they're gonna take a hit from lawsuits, but they balance the sh*tload of money they'll make and just regard the impending settlement money as part of the overall expense.


No General Motors fan here, at least not as long as the Federal Government owns stock, but I think the incident you refer to here is Ford's calculation of financial risk with the exploding Pinto scandal.
 
2012-02-06 01:04:20 PM
"gross" negligence indeed!
 
2012-02-06 01:17:21 PM
Disinfection? I didn't order any disinfection!
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/it's wing fool you fat
 
2012-02-06 01:22:08 PM
fullyfarked: Read the fine print in any cruise line passenger contract, and you'll see that the line excludes itself from liability for ANYTHING! "Gross negligence" trumps contracts usually, though, and that may be the only way Costa Concordia victims could sue.

Sadly, no. It's a cruise ship in an Italian cruise line owned by Carnival, which is based in the UK and the US. Just trying to figure out where to even file a lawsuit would be a nightmare, and even if by some miracle you could, it may not get very far because that court's jurisdiction may not cover what happened outside it's sovereign territory.

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Moral of story: Don't go onto any damn cruise ships!
 
2012-02-06 01:31:59 PM
TV's Vinnie: Makes you wonder if the cruise lines are operating much the way General Motors did (at least, I hope they're still not doing that). They know they're sending out dangerous crap and they know they're gonna take a hit from lawsuits, but they balance the sh*tload of money they'll make and just regard the impending settlement money as part of the overall expense.

(Assuming they'll get sued at all. Seems there's some real legal voodoo going on where the people who were on board the Costa Concordia may not be able to sue for anything).


I have only one datapoint here: Mrs. Warthog and I took a cruise on Royal Caribbean. A day or two into the cruise, she got sick with Norovirus (which she'd likely contracted before leaving home -- it was making the rounds in our area). She went to the ship doc, who gave her a bunch of gatoraid and a 48 hour quarantine order. I was quarrantined for a day too. They gave us a simple choice: 1) spend two days quarantined in our cabin, get a credit for the cost of those two days, watch as much free pay per view as we could, use unlimited free internet for two days (usually expensive on board), and have meals delivered to our cabin; OR 2) get put off at the next port (Antigua, I think), get handed to the local health authorities, stay in quarantine with them, and then pay our own way home. We picked 1.

So my sense is at least some cruiselines take noro seriously, do whatever they can to mitigate it, and don't just say "ha ha too bad" to the passengers.

/CSB
 
2012-02-06 01:39:11 PM
 
2012-02-06 01:56:33 PM
Cruise ships are pretty much immune from lawsuits or any kind of regulation.

They register their ships in 3rd world countries. Good luck with that lawsuit in Liberia.

And if they do face any kind of regulation, they just remind the Coast Guard or CDC employee regulating them that 6-figure consulting jobs await regulators who Forget to enforce regulations.

It's a Republican wet dream.
 
2012-02-06 02:23:27 PM
That's what subby's mom said.

/low haging fruit
 
2012-02-06 02:40:39 PM
Only sailors wear condoms,baby.

/Well they should, those filthy buggers, they go from port to port.
 
2012-02-06 03:00:18 PM
My sister is taking a cruise from Florida right now so getting a kick. IIRC she was due to depart Sunday afternoon but I have no idea what cruise company it was. Hopefully she isn't on a cootie-boat.
 
2012-02-06 04:46:32 PM
no mention of "Law of the Briny Deep"?
 
2012-02-06 05:16:14 PM
Bad seamen? It's like any other edible fluid animal product, pasteurize or freeze or it'll go bad quickly. Duh.
 
2012-02-06 06:09:02 PM
Anonymocoso: Cruise ships are pretty much immune from lawsuits or any kind of regulation.



Um, no.
 
2012-02-06 07:46:03 PM
they have an ointment for that
 
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