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(Bloomberg)   Michele Bachmann sees GOP race ending soon. Also sees evil socialist leprauchans sneaking into your children's bedrooms at night to give them HPV vaccines and free healthcare   (bloomberg.com) divider line 28
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2012-02-06 10:45:28 AM  
Bachmann, a member of the House Intelligence Committee...

Oh God, help us...
 
2012-02-06 10:53:31 AM  
Bachmann, a House member since 2007 and a leader of the conservative Tea Party movement, said she wants to be a unifying figure in the fall elections who can help propel the party's nominee to the White House.

Because when I think unifying, I think Michelle Bachmann.

What would you do if you started a Congressional Caucus and no one decided to join? Ask Michelle Bachmann.
 
2012-02-06 10:59:18 AM  
Corn dog!
 
2012-02-06 11:17:28 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Bachmann, a member of the House Intelligence Committee...

Oh God, help us...


Oh Jesus, at least I'm not the only one to catch that.

What idiot put Bachmann on an intelligence committee?
 
2012-02-06 11:17:47 AM  
"All four have strengths, and they all have weaknesses," Bachmann, a Minnesota congresswoman, said on Bloomberg Television's "Political Capital with Al Hunt," airing this weekend. "That's what this whole primary process is about right now. And people will make their decisions."

I'll bet someone had to even write THIS for her. Duh...

"People breathe in...people breathe out. People breathe"
 
2012-02-06 11:19:00 AM  
This word you use, "free". I do not think it means what you think it means.
 
2012-02-06 11:19:16 AM  
Michele Bachmann sees GOP race ending soon. Also sees evil socialist leprauchans sneaking into your children's bedrooms at night to give them HPV vaccines and free healthcare

Well, why in the hell else do you libtards think Obama is taking all of our guns???

You'll give me affordable health care, safe working conditions, and a fair cost of living increase pegged to the rate of inflation over my dead body!!!
 
2012-02-06 11:20:35 AM  
Pray for Michele Bachmann.

fark, even her name is spelled annoyingly.
 
2012-02-06 11:21:17 AM  
she Termed mi ento a returd
 
2012-02-06 11:22:46 AM  

heinekenftw: Lionel Mandrake: Bachmann, a member of the House Intelligence Committee...

Oh God, help us...

Oh Jesus, at least I'm not the only one to catch that.

What idiot put Bachmann on an intelligence committee?


Republicans

I don't know if it's strictly a seniority thing - she hasn't been there long - or if they just threw her some bone to shut her up, or what. But whatever system landed her in that position, it is clearly farcical.
 
2012-02-06 11:23:21 AM  

IXI Jim IXI: "All four have strengths, and they all have weaknesses," Bachmann, a Minnesota congresswoman, said on Bloomberg Television's "Political Capital with Al Hunt," airing this weekend. "That's what this whole primary process is about right now. And people will make their decisions."

I'll bet someone had to even write THIS for her. Duh...

"People breathe in...people breathe out. People breathe"


I predict that in November, American voters will go to the polls and make their choice for who they think will do the best job getting the American recovery going. And until then, there will be a passionate discussion of the issues and personalities, and there will be a lot of money spent. Call me crazy, but I'm going all in on this prediction.
 
2012-02-06 11:24:07 AM  

TravisBickle62: she Termed mi ento a returd


Pray the Tim-may away
 
2012-02-06 11:25:13 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: heinekenftw: Lionel Mandrake: Bachmann, a member of the House Intelligence Committee...

Oh God, help us...

Oh Jesus, at least I'm not the only one to catch that.

What idiot put Bachmann on an intelligence committee?

Republicans

I don't know if it's strictly a seniority thing - she hasn't been there long - or if they just threw her some bone to shut her up, or what. But whatever system landed her in that position, it is clearly farcical.


Truly. It probably has something to do with the view in some people's minds of the war against the muslims as some sort of crusade. Bachmann is just the type of crazy fundametalist who would totally buy into that and putting her on that committee would be an easy addition to advance that agenda.
 
2012-02-06 11:27:20 AM  
Fark you, Michelle Bachman. You have the blood of children on your hands.
 
2012-02-06 11:31:12 AM  

IXI Jim IXI: "All four have strengths, and they all have weaknesses," Bachmann, a Minnesota congresswoman, said on Bloomberg Television's "Political Capital with Al Hunt," airing this weekend. "That's what this whole primary process is about right now. And people will make their decisions."

I'll bet someone had to even write THIS for her. Duh...

"People breathe in...people breathe out. People breathe"


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2012-02-06 11:32:09 AM  
I just hate her so much. The hate she spews, the religious psychosis, her demeanor and everything about her ideals and beliefs. The fact that this shrill harpy is even on the national political stage scares the ever loving shiat out of me.
 
2012-02-06 11:35:20 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: heinekenftw: Lionel Mandrake: Bachmann, a member of the House Intelligence Committee...

Oh God, help us...

Oh Jesus, at least I'm not the only one to catch that.

What idiot put Bachmann on an intelligence committee?

Republicans

I don't know if it's strictly a seniority thing - she hasn't been there long - or if they just threw her some bone to shut her up, or what. But whatever system landed her in that position, it is clearly farcical.


Boehner specifically and at her request. It was seen as a move to try and get some foreign policy "experience" prior to her Presidential run. Probably involved some backroom wrangling and was a nod to her newly created Tea-Party caucus, her popularity among the base and her considerable fundraising power.
 
2012-02-06 11:43:06 AM  

Rashnu: Lionel Mandrake: heinekenftw: Lionel Mandrake: Bachmann, a member of the House Intelligence Committee...

Oh God, help us...

Oh Jesus, at least I'm not the only one to catch that.

What idiot put Bachmann on an intelligence committee?

Republicans

I don't know if it's strictly a seniority thing - she hasn't been there long - or if they just threw her some bone to shut her up, or what. But whatever system landed her in that position, it is clearly farcical.

Boehner specifically and at her request. It was seen as a move to try and get some foreign policy "experience" prior to her Presidential run. Probably involved some backroom wrangling and was a nod to her newly created Tea-Party caucus, her popularity among the base and her considerable fundraising power.


They tell her the meetings are on Wednesday, but they are really on Tuesday. The Wednesday meeting is attended by muppets. Luckily Michele hasn't caught on yet.
 
2012-02-06 11:43:12 AM  

Rashnu: Lionel Mandrake: heinekenftw: Lionel Mandrake: Bachmann, a member of the House Intelligence Committee...

Oh God, help us...

Oh Jesus, at least I'm not the only one to catch that.

What idiot put Bachmann on an intelligence committee?

Republicans

I don't know if it's strictly a seniority thing - she hasn't been there long - or if they just threw her some bone to shut her up, or what. But whatever system landed her in that position, it is clearly farcical.

Boehner specifically and at her request. It was seen as a move to try and get some foreign policy "experience" prior to her Presidential run. Probably involved some backroom wrangling and was a nod to her newly created Tea-Party caucus, her popularity among the base and her considerable fundraising power.


Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

That sounds about right. It clearly wasn't based on intelligence, talent, experience or expertise.
 
2012-02-06 12:03:31 PM  

heinekenftw: Lionel Mandrake: Bachmann, a member of the House Intelligence Committee...

Oh God, help us...

Oh Jesus, at least I'm not the only one to catch that.

What idiot put Bachmann on an intelligence committee?


Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Loompa Land)

He's the one what controls the committee assignments. Though the Intel community gets a little feedback on high level "cleared" positions like this one. I'm a little suprised they didn't push back a tad on her. or perhaps they did and Boehner ignored them because he knew he needed to buy her off and shut her off or the Tea-party would have made his life a living hell.

I've still got a marker down that says within 5 years a VERY ugly story will break about her that centers around he habit of fostering emotionally troubled teen-aged girls exclusively, her husband's apparent sexual orientation, and their shared belief that gayness can be cured.
 
2012-02-06 12:09:32 PM  
Here's a clip of the last Republican debate (new window), if you haven't seen it. And Michelle Bachman's short speech at 0:13.
 
2012-02-06 12:21:12 PM  
'...sees GOP race ending soon...'

I'd rather see the GOP ending soon and a much saner group taking their place.
 
2012-02-06 12:36:47 PM  

CygnusDarius: Here's a clip of the last Republican debate (new window), if you haven't seen it. And Michelle Bachman's short speech at 0:13.


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...the cake is baked
 
2012-02-06 12:45:27 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Bachmann, a member of the House Intelligence Committee...

Oh God, help us...


Did you miss that bit in the GOP primary debates where she was whipping out information about Iran and Pakistan that had people who pay attention to such things debating whether she was just making things up or whether she was actually revealing classified information in order to try and win points in a political race? It happened more than once.
 
2012-02-06 12:50:53 PM  
Pity her.

All she can stir up these days is token, half-hearted hate.

Ah, the good ol' days of the Iowa straw poll when we could pretend what she said mattered.
 
2012-02-06 12:51:12 PM  

Knara: Lionel Mandrake: Bachmann, a member of the House Intelligence Committee...

Oh God, help us...

Did you miss that bit in the GOP primary debates where she was whipping out information about Iran and Pakistan that had people who pay attention to such things debating whether she was just making things up or whether she was actually revealing classified information in order to try and win points in a political race? It happened more than once.


Oh, yes, I remember...and I have always known of her position on the Intelligence Committee, I just can't help but express my befuddlement whenever that fact is mentioned.
 
2012-02-06 02:34:47 PM  
Michele Bachmann sees GOP race ending soon. Also sees evil socialist leprauchans sneaking into your children's bedrooms at night to give them HPV vaccines and free healthcare is popping her head out to make sure that everybody hasn't forgotten that she's trying to keep her seat in Minnesota and possibly to do some more attention whoring after everybody forgot her ass.
 
2012-02-06 05:05:06 PM  
she talks a lot but she doesn't say anything
 
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