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TEG24601

2012-02-06 02:38:47 AM

Storm Large, FTW!

doglover

2012-02-06 02:54:00 AM

Death by BIG snoo snoo.

Bathia_Mapes

2012-02-06 03:17:10 AM

If it's that big, wouldn't the horse get sucked inside?

nich0lai

2012-02-06 03:41:13 AM

I'm trying to compute what you can fit in it..... but I really need to know how tall it is I think.

DasCoop

2012-02-06 08:49:25 AM

I didn't know they made a song about my ex.... awesome!!

leftymcrighty

2012-02-06 09:24:44 AM

I really didn't want to like this song, but I couldn't stop myself.

I'm ashamed to say I didn't get the line "Everybody can come inside" until like the 4th time they said it

Mugato

2012-02-06 09:34:32 AM

DasCoop: I didn't know they made a song about my ex.... awesome!!

"I hear you bro."

3.bp.blogspot.com

Ed Finnerty

2012-02-06 09:34:54 AM

We know, honey. Our noses still work.

Whatthefark

2012-02-06 10:15:51 AM

Storm Large, gorgeous and talented. Portland's best kept secret. Why she hasn't made it big is a mystery to me.

crab66

2012-02-06 10:20:11 AM

That's a lot of Arby's.

OBBN

2012-02-06 10:36:29 AM

DasCoop: I didn't know they made a song about my ex.... awesome!!

who-is-awesome.com

/it looks like between yours, mine and Mugato's our ex's have about 24 miles of vag.

staypuft242

2012-02-06 11:14:21 AM

You read the tagline and no you shouldn't have clicked. You watch the video you know you shouldn't have watched. Every second goes by you hope there is something that justifies why you can't undo.
WHAT IS SEEN CAN NOT BE UNSEEN.

I hate you for posting this.

unyon

2012-02-06 11:27:38 AM

I learned a new word: Vagantic.

Perlin Noise

2012-02-06 11:39:33 AM

Mugato: "I hear you bro."

nice...

LeroyBourne

2012-02-06 11:54:06 AM

Now that's the kind of ginger I can't resist. I know she's crazy, but I don't care, I have to learn the hard way.
/was she pooping next to that horse?

factoryconnection

2012-02-06 12:06:08 PM

There's something about this lady that reminds me of Jenna Maroney (Jane Krakowski's character on 30 Rock), and the campiness of this performance drives that impression straight home.

Very funny stuff.

HellRaisingHoosier

2012-02-06 12:08:29 PM

I don't get it.

lohphat

2012-02-06 12:20:14 PM

Hey, who left this hotdog in the hallway?

s2s2s2

2012-02-06 12:22:59 PM

Is there a cover?

Ianman

2012-02-06 12:49:20 PM

NobleHam

2012-02-06 12:57:52 PM

wat

Tannax

2012-02-06 02:13:59 PM

Storm Large is the best music to come out of Portland.

Bathia_Mapes

2012-02-06 02:22:25 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: I don't get it.

Did you watch the video?

bingethinker

2012-02-06 02:41:00 PM

What's her Fark handle?

lohphat

2012-02-06 02:48:44 PM

bingethinker: What's her Fark handle?

GaryPDX.

OldRod

2012-02-06 03:04:26 PM

3:00 in... lower right hand corner... WTF?

spiderfishx

2012-02-06 03:08:43 PM

Rick Emerson screaming vagina. Beautiful.

Whatthefark

2012-02-06 03:14:36 PM

Here she is on Rockstar Supernova performing "Anything, Anything" (new window).
Here she is performing a much more mellow song "Splendor in the Grass" (new window).

Such incredible range, she can sing anything.

jackbooty

2012-02-06 03:16:24 PM

Not clicking the link, I am already tired of hearing about Madonna at the half time show last night.

Cosmoboy

2012-02-06 03:18:13 PM

My favorite Storm Large:
Link (new window)
www.blogcdn.com

spiderfishx

2012-02-06 04:00:13 PM

My favorite Storm Large:

Strange, brother. I just watched this this afternoon, and then came to Fark and found more Storm.

HellRaisingHoosier

2012-02-06 04:03:44 PM

Bathia_Mapes: HellRaisingHoosier: I don't get it.

Did you watch the video?

Not all the way. About 45 seconds in I shut it off. What kind of stupid line is, "my vagina is 8 miles wide"?

I was hoping someone would post the punch-line of the video in the comments.

Cosmoboy

2012-02-06 04:13:42 PM

How do they give us a smart button but no dumb button??

spiderfishx

2012-02-06 04:22:46 PM

Don't be an a-hole in public.

Bathia_Mapes

2012-02-06 04:34:07 PM

Cosmoboy: How do they give us a smart button but no dumb button??

Because it would be used so much that fark's server would crash constantly.

Ed Finnerty

2012-02-06 04:41:27 PM

Cosmoboy: How do they give us a smart button but no dumb button??

There is a Dumb button. You have to click the Smart and Funny buttons at the same time.

scrumpox

2012-02-06 04:49:43 PM

TEG24601: Storm Large, FTW!

I read that as Storm Front.
The WTF!?!?!?!? is still echoing through my house.

Cosmoboy

2012-02-06 05:06:21 PM

spiderfishx: Don't be an a-hole in public.

Welcome to Fark, brother. We're all assholes.

Smallberries

2012-02-06 05:12:56 PM

Why do I see this as the theme music for the next drag queen show?

vudukungfu

2012-02-06 06:42:00 PM

Be a man and strap a board to your ass.

Two words, honey:
kegel exercises

Big_Thumb

2012-02-06 08:21:50 PM

o_O

Equilibrist

2012-02-06 08:59:43 PM

She still owes me a wristwatch!

KierzanDax

2012-02-06 09:00:09 PM

Here's the best part of "Hall Pass":

Big Mouth Vagina (As NSFW as the "My Vagina is 8 miles wide" video)

JusticeandIndependence

2012-02-06 09:23:22 PM

Ed Finnerty: Cosmoboy: How do they give us a smart button but no dumb button??

There is a Dumb button. You have to click the Smart and Funny buttons at the same time.

Hey it works! Thanks for that!

skyshooter

2012-02-06 10:50:18 PM

Dude, where's my car?

I know I parked inside here, somewhere.

browntimmy

2012-02-06 11:45:11 PM

Cosmoboy: My favorite Storm Large:
Link (new window)
[www.blogcdn.com image 250x245]

It's funny, the more a woman's personality resembles a man's the hotter she is (up to a point). Yet I don't think most women want to fark effeminate men.

domo_kun_sai

2012-02-07 01:25:30 AM

That's great because my penis is also eight miles wide.

Doctor Jan Itor

2012-02-07 05:49:20 AM

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Revek

2012-02-07 10:42:18 AM

If I can find my keys we can drive out.

tonguedepressor

2012-02-07 10:50:41 AM

I was sure this was going to be some sort of Eminem reference.