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		You know your ex is a committed stalker if he wants to win back your heart by kidnapping you using a plan that's so detailed it's 23 pages long, has maps and photos and even a code name: "Operation Stitches" (palmbeachpost.com)		124
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Ed Finnerty

2012-02-06 08:55:03 AM

It's refreshing to see that some people are still detail-oriented and able to focus on something for more than a few minutes.

Sybarite

2012-02-06 09:07:11 AM

They dated and broke up a few times but a judge ruled she ended the relationship on April 25, 2008

Aw baby, you know there's no higher court than the Court of Love.

AbbeySomeone

2012-02-06 09:11:53 AM

So many women complain that they can't find a dedicated man.

Seriously, what can be done about people like this? He'll probably get out and do it again, or just kill her.

Confabulat

2012-02-06 09:15:11 AM

Sometimes I can get pretty drunk and jealous of the girl if she's busy with her "hobbies" or whatever, I admit it. It's irrational behavior and I'm always ashamed of myself the next day. Then I apologize for being a jerk and point out AT LEAST I'M NOT THIS GUY

AbbeySomeone

2012-02-06 09:17:47 AM

Confabulat: Sometimes I can get pretty drunk and jealous of the girl if she's busy with her "hobbies" or whatever, I admit it. It's irrational behavior and I'm always ashamed of myself the next day. Then I apologize for being a jerk and point out AT LEAST I'M NOT THIS GUY

Well if you truly cared you wouldn't give her time to avoid you or pursue other interests.

Flint Ironstag

2012-02-06 09:55:47 AM

If this was a rom-com plot people would think it cute.

gopher321

2012-02-06 10:56:31 AM

Better name than Operation "Chloroform and Lock-up in My Storm Cellar".

dittybopper

2012-02-06 11:37:24 AM

You know your ex is a committed stalker if he wants win back your heart by kidnapping you using a plan that's so detailed, it's 23 pages long, has maps and photos and even a code name. "Operation Stitches"

That sounds like a lot, but he triple spaced it and used a 14 point font size, plus generous margins just to make it to the 21 page minimum for the assignment.

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

2012-02-06 12:28:47 PM

Were there 8X10 color glossy photos with circles and arrows and paragraph on the back?

dragonchild

2012-02-06 12:29:16 PM

Either that or the guy's read way too many Clancy novels.

jst3p

2012-02-06 12:30:00 PM

But if anything went wrong, Velazquez said he was prepared to kill the beautiful young doctor, according to the undercover Broward sheriff's detective he thought was his accomplice.

That's love.

Cythraul

2012-02-06 12:31:23 PM

Why can't I find someone who loves me enough to stalk me?

Lone Stranger

2012-02-06 12:32:44 PM

Krieghund

2012-02-06 12:32:53 PM

leonel

2012-02-06 12:33:42 PM

Now that's commitment you don't find in many other man

watson.t.hamster

2012-02-06 12:34:23 PM

Another time, he sat behind her house with an engagement ring, court records show. Letters, condoms and a broken cologne bottle were left on her doorstep.

And that didn't work? Huh. I will have to rethink my valentine plans.

Tanukis_Parachute

2012-02-06 12:34:57 PM

ain't no piece of tail worthy of that kind of effort.

/seriously...what does this guy and castration have in common?
//they're both nut jobs

Shmeat

2012-02-06 12:35:00 PM

strapp3r

2012-02-06 12:36:25 PM

AbbeySomeone: So many women complain that they can't find a dedicated man.

Seriously, what can be done about people like this? He'll probably get out and do it again, or just kill her.

Shakespeare's Monkey

2012-02-06 12:36:40 PM

No need for a lot of extra details.

iheartscotch

2012-02-06 12:37:31 PM

gopher321: Better name than Operation "Chloroform and Lock-up in My Storm Cellar".

I probably would have gone with operation: clam grab. But then, I wouldn't be planning to kidnap an old girlfriend. Why would I want a naggy old harpy back? I might consider kidnapping a new girl. On a completely unrelated note; any farkettes interested in going on a vacation to aruba?

/ I keed; I keed

thecpt

2012-02-06 12:39:02 PM

"Operation Stitches" and this headline sounded more like the plot of that movie May

gadian

2012-02-06 12:39:33 PM

He would at least start making her dinner every once in a while as she waits in her little locked cell. That's something.

Cletus C.

2012-02-06 12:40:50 PM

When things get too convoluted it almost always results in a problem. I speak of the headline.

Igor Jakovsky

2012-02-06 12:40:55 PM

considering he's been jailed for this before, he probably won't stop untill one or both of them is dead.

What can even be done about this short of jailing him for life or executing him? The latter won't happen of course.

Florida is a castle doctrine state and the "castle" extends everywhere, not just your house. Maybe she could learn to shoot and get a conceal permit. At least she'll have a fighting chance when he shows up again.

CowboyUpCowgirlDown

2012-02-06 12:41:41 PM

I'm meeting with a paranoid schizo right now, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Dazrin

2012-02-06 12:41:52 PM

Nice detail from the article..."When they arrived at the warehouse where Velazquez thought he'd be reunited with Duncan, detectives arrested him and handcuffed him with the zip ties he had brought for the kidnapping."

Insurgent

2012-02-06 12:43:36 PM

"Luckily for Duncan, the former cellmate thought the plan was alarming and was creeped out when Velazquez showed up unannounced at his home."

Operation Stitches foiled by a snitch soon to get stitches of his own.

Harry Freakstorm

2012-02-06 12:43:59 PM

Teresa Duncan, M.D., F.A.A.P.
pccsf.com

F.A.A.P. indeed

I'd stalk here. Not just at a distance. Crawl under the porch stalking. Maybe listen to what she was watching on the TV so we'd have some conversation tidbits the next day. "Hey Teresa. Did you watch house last night? Sure was interesting. Doctor House said it was not Lupus and then some guys were talking about the new Ford pickup. Not sure how that worked it's was through the story though."

LeroyBourne

2012-02-06 12:44:01 PM

Just in time for Valentine's day.

lonerancher

2012-02-06 12:45:57 PM

You know this chick must give crazy good head.

FarkinHostile

2012-02-06 12:47:08 PM

Cythraul: Why can't I find someone who loves me enough to stalk me?

No profile picture to start.

cryinoutloud

2012-02-06 12:48:38 PM

Cythraul: Why can't I find someone who loves me enough to stalk me?

You only need one who loves that much, and then you don't want anyone to love you ever again.

jst3p

2012-02-06 12:51:47 PM

fappomatic

2012-02-06 12:52:21 PM

"Operation Stiches"...sounds like a good working title for a movie about a haphazard submarine crew run by a goofy skipper played by, ohhh I dunno...Kelsey Grammer?

Evil Mackerel

2012-02-06 12:52:23 PM

Sybarite: They dated and broke up a few times but a judge ruled she ended the relationship on April 25, 2008

Aw baby, you know there's no higher court than the Court of Love.

Its Gods will after all.

jst3p

2012-02-06 12:52:28 PM

Hot biatches get stitches!

my herniated disc

2012-02-06 01:02:13 PM

jst3p: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x498]

I dont know what thats is but its funny as hell.

Rent Party

2012-02-06 01:06:14 PM

You came 'ragin at my front door
You said "Hey I never see you no more!"
You broke a window and then you climbed on through.
I could never be friends with a woman like you.

/ She left me for Jesus...

MoronLessOff

2012-02-06 01:06:21 PM

May knows all about "Operation Stitches".

jst3p

2012-02-06 01:08:32 PM

my herniated disc: jst3p: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x498]

I dont know what thats is but its funny as hell.

Stitches from World of Warcraft.

badhatharry

2012-02-06 01:09:27 PM

The only difference between true love and obsession is the restraining order.

CapeFearCadaver

2012-02-06 01:09:41 PM

Holy crap what a psycho!

I have to say though, only 500 feet?!? My psycho was slapped with 5000 yards. Plus a nifty little ankle monitor.

/props to the MAY ref. above

BurnShrike

2012-02-06 01:09:44 PM

So.. is she single? She sounds hot.

groppet

2012-02-06 01:16:30 PM

Wonder if her moving would help. Doubt it the way he seems he would track her down like a bloodhound

Pardon Me Sultan

2012-02-06 01:16:46 PM

Letters, condoms and a broken cologne bottle were left on her doorstep.

I'm astounded that didn't work.

It sounds like a perfect way to seduce someone.

Harry Freakstorm

2012-02-06 01:17:25 PM

CapeFearCadaver

Holy crap what a psycho!

I have to say though, only 500 feet?!? My psycho was slapped with 5000 yards. Plus a nifty little ankle monitor.

/props to the MAY ref. above

5000 yards? I guess only one of you could be in Rhode Island at a time.

hammettman

2012-02-06 01:21:21 PM

Can relate to this crazy scheme.

cig-mkr

2012-02-06 01:26:36 PM

Harry Freakstorm: CapeFearCadaver

Holy crap what a psycho!

I have to say though, only 500 feet?!? My psycho was slapped with 5000 yards. Plus a nifty little ankle monitor.

/props to the MAY ref. above

5000 yards? I guess only one of you could be in Rhode Island at a time.

As a Rhode Island guy, I represent that remark. Good one!

CapeFearCadaver

2012-02-06 01:26:42 PM

Harry Freakstorm: 5000 yards? I guess only one of you could be in Rhode Island at a time.

Yep. Suppose it's a testament to his unhinged personality and history of uncontrolled rage when it comes to the way he views me.

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