The little old lady name Jean Misulia
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
Has a pretty little flowerbed of white gardenias
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
But parked in a tree out in the back
Is a brand-new, shiny green Arctic Cat

And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Massapequa
She drives real fast and she takes her chances
She's the terror of New Hampshire's Lake Frances

It's the little old lady from Massapequa...

The Onion is prophetic: +1, I got the song stuck in my head too after reading the headline, but couldn't come up with anything clever.

Technically, she's from Old Bethpage, NY, not Massapequa, but it's close enough, and it was easier to use.

So the stream is in a tree and some bushes?

That old lady is more man than most Farkers.

Where's the Farmer's Market?

idrow: [i.imgur.com image 640x421]

Ah, good. First *snert* of the day.
Good find. I thank you, Sir.

Is Uncle Rico going to stay at the house with Napoleon and Kip?

I don't understand why this article was here, or why it was promoted by Fark admins.

Both subby and approvers wasted our time.

That snowmobile looks pretty aggressive for a 72 year old to be riding on it. Any Farkers know what type of sled that is and if it would be hard to control if you slammed the throttle?

CasperImproved: I don't understand why this article was here, or why it was promoted by Fark admins.

Both subby and approvers wasted our time.

need linky to your kick-arse web site.

As someone who's launced many an old lady into streams, gulleys, lakes and rivers I'm ketting a kick out of ...

/everyone needs hobbies

KrispyKritter: CasperImproved: I don't understand why this article was here, or why it was promoted by Fark admins.

Both subby and approvers wasted our time.

need linky to your kick-arse web site.

Umm... I come here for fun/snarky information. Not boring ass stuff like the article in question. I also find you totally uninteresting... please drown yourself, and not return comment.

Walk it off, Granny. Ya big pussy.

The only reason she ran it up a tree was because there were no convenience stores nearby.

FarknGroovn: That snowmobile looks pretty aggressive for a 72 year old to be riding on it. Any Farkers know what type of sled that is and if it would be hard to control if you slammed the throttle?

Arctic Cat Sabre Cat 500 EFI. About 80 horsepower, 491 lbs dry weight. It's no radical machine but you have to hold on to it. It's a good upper end beginner machine/mild trail machine. Good for women and younger riders.

CasperImproved: I don't understand why this article was here, or why it was promoted by Fark admins.

Both subby and approvers wasted our time.

You wasted my time by typing that comment. I demand a refund.

ToddMU03: Is Uncle Rico going to stay at the house with Napoleon and Kip?

He's eating up all of our steak!

/well, Napoleon, just make a gosh durn kay-sa-dilla!

CasperImproved: I don't understand why this article was here, or why it was promoted by Fark admins.

Both subby and approvers wasted our time.

You want to complain? Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother. My back hurts, it's not a very fine day, and I'm sick and tired of this office.



/waah, waah!

Stand back Superman, Iceman, Spiderman. Batman and Robin too
Don't wanna cause a fracas, but BA Baracas, have I got a match for you.
She makes them look like a bunch of fairies.
She's got more bottle than United Dairies.
Hang about - Look out! For Supergran.

You can take your heroes, your Robert De Niros. Your Al Pacinos too.
They say Stallone is just another phoney. He couldn't lace his shoes.
After her they're all big girls blouses she's got more front than a row of houses

Hang about - Look out! For Supergran

She's a serious granny (Supergran!) A serious granny (Supergran!)
She'll do things that you never saw your granny do
Is there nothing that she cannae do?

Meh. My 79-year-old mom crashed her motorcycle and walked away with some road rash and a few stitches. Then she danced at my wedding a week later. Ta da!

Meauran: FarknGroovn: That snowmobile looks pretty aggressive for a 72 year old to be riding on it. Any Farkers know what type of sled that is and if it would be hard to control if you slammed the throttle?

Arctic Cat Sabre Cat 500 EFI. About 80 horsepower, 491 lbs dry weight. It's no radical machine but you have to hold on to it. It's a good upper end beginner machine/mild trail machine. Good for women and younger riders.

Thanks Meuran, I was wondering how much power she had in that sled. That doesn't seem too bad.