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(Huffington Post)   LEVEL 1 EMERGENCY: Japan's 59% of female respondents aged 16 to 19 said they were uninterested in or averse to sex, a near 12% increase since 2008   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2012-02-06 09:30:09 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Moonk: Grables'Daughter: fregniacciaro: Grables'Daughter: I have a feeling that Mary Poppins does NOT like it rough.

Well... She has been topless on screen before, and was rumored to have been in a long-term closeted relationship with carol burnett. I think a little rough sex wouldn't be much of a stretch.

Go on..........

well it isnt of her in her prime, but here ya go
Link (new window) NSFW

zoinks!

MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED!!!!!!


Hah!

Darlin', *hugs*

Peace out.
 
2012-02-06 09:36:38 PM  

fregniacciaro: Moonk: Grables'Daughter: fregniacciaro: Grables'Daughter: I have a feeling that Mary Poppins does NOT like it rough.

Well... She has been topless on screen before, and was rumored to have been in a long-term closeted relationship with carol burnett. I think a little rough sex wouldn't be much of a stretch.

Go on..........

well it isnt of her in her prime, but here ya go
Link (new window) NSFW

here is a tiny peak from her prime Link (new window) NSFW

And here is what rough lesbian sex might look like (lacking in Julie and Carol) Link (new window) Very NSFW

and to satisfy the Stealth Hippo

Much obliged. I'm posting from mobile, which doesn't play well with links.
I got the Julie/Carol info here: http://www.lesbianworlds.com/articles/ entertain/030201.htm but not sure how reliable it is...


looks like ya got an extra space or two in your link, here it is for others Link (new window)

Grables'Daughter: Moonk: Grables'Daughter: fregniacciaro: Grables'Daughter: I have a feeling that Mary Poppins does NOT like it rough.

Well... She has been topless on screen before, and was rumored to have been in a long-term closeted relationship with carol burnett. I think a little rough sex wouldn't be much of a stretch.

Go on..........

well it isnt of her in her prime, but here ya go
Link (new window) NSFW

zoinks!

MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED!!!!!!


MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA, now my dearie, let me tell you about this wonderful new concept, called RULE #34!
Link (new window) NSFW/NSFChildhoods.

the other optiont for rule #34 for mary poppoins was wrong, really wrong, and i don't recommend ya look for it.
 
2012-02-06 10:31:33 PM  

Grables'Daughter: 1. The BIE that I send out is all me. See, it's kinda hard to send out other people's BIE with my face attached to it. Just sayin'.


I coul confirm it if you would be nice enough to oblige.

:-p
 
2012-02-06 10:54:22 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: I like you

I have a suggestion, which you will take as sarcasm, but I'm serious. Post your own pics. Let us see these boobs that are so superior to GDs.

You mistakenly made the assumption that I am female, when in fact, I am not, so I cannot post pictures of my own superior boobs....unless you are referring to my companion's...which I cannot and would not do :)


Is she from Canada?
 
2012-02-06 11:16:16 PM  
I was trying to read something interesting about japan and/or look at hot jap women, and the goddamn thread got all GD'd up. Now I have to figure out how to use the ignore on this confoundit thing.
 
2012-02-06 11:19:50 PM  
Fortunately, the other 41% is more than happy to take up the slack.
 
2012-02-06 11:32:48 PM  

ZeroTheHero: I was trying to read something interesting about japan and/or look at hot jap women, and the goddamn thread got all GD'd up. Now I have to figure out how to use the ignore on this confoundit thing.


wow, someone sure pissed in your cornflakes today. Ya did see that GD was one of the Weeners the how asians, yes no?
 
2012-02-06 11:53:02 PM  

Animatronik:
What you are dishing out us nonsense propaganda. The bombs did in fact prevent a U.S. invasion.

This new revisionist bullshiat is just more stupidity to advance a few idiots careers.


Unlike your propaganda by the US to justify the bombs.

The revisionism is on your part, created by people who wanted to advance their own careers. Projecting your own ignorance as usual.

You don't know what you're talking about so how about just shutting up?
 
2012-02-06 11:55:40 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: doglover: Basically the bombs ending the war is American propaganda.

That's pure undiluted bullshiat.
Bombs dropped = End of war.

On the sixth and ninth of August, we dropped the bombs.
On the 10th of August, Japan made its first surrender offer.

/Causality, how work it


Japan was going to surrender anyway. America already knew this as they could intercept all the Japanese's cables. The bombs were to scare the Soviet Union.
 
2012-02-07 12:22:33 AM  

intelligent comment below: HotIgneous Intruder: doglover: Basically the bombs ending the war is American propaganda.

That's pure undiluted bullshiat.
Bombs dropped = End of war.

On the sixth and ninth of August, we dropped the bombs.
On the 10th of August, Japan made its first surrender offer.

/Causality, how work it

Japan was going to surrender anyway. America already knew this as they could intercept all the Japanese's cables. The bombs were to scare the Soviet Union.


Funny how you accuse others of revising history and advancing careers, then you do the exact same thing.

/"Do as I say, not as I do"
 
2012-02-07 12:40:34 AM  
So, hentai has lied to us all? The events of Bible Black are entirely fictional? And here I was thinking every teenage girl in Japan was a bisexual nymphomaniac.

And...how did this all lead to so much hate/controversy concerning Grables'Daughter? She's proud of who she is, shares some VERY nice pics, and is adorable to boot.

Well, I show up late and this is what happens.

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2012-02-07 12:46:22 AM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: intelligent comment below: HotIgneous Intruder: doglover: Basically the bombs ending the war is American propaganda.

That's pure undiluted bullshiat.
Bombs dropped = End of war.

On the sixth and ninth of August, we dropped the bombs.
On the 10th of August, Japan made its first surrender offer.

/Causality, how work it

Japan was going to surrender anyway. America already knew this as they could intercept all the Japanese's cables. The bombs were to scare the Soviet Union.

Funny how you accuse others of revising history and advancing careers, then you do the exact same thing.

/"Do as I say, not as I do"


No. Japan was going to surrender. Japan realized post-Midway that the game was up, and as early as 1943 was internally debating on surrender. Unfortunately, both Tojo and some portions of the IJNHQ were convinced that the war could still be won, leading to such operational disasters like Operation Sho-Go and Ten-Go, both of which demonstrated clearly the superiority of air power over the Dreadnought. Factor in the that the war in China had been a stalemate since the Pyrrhic victory at Changsha in 1938, which had obilerated Japanese manpower, and a German surrender, and the Japanese knew the war was lost. Whilst the two atom bombs were powerful weapons, Tojo was finally convinced by the Soviet invasion and utter annihilation of the Kantogun army in early August 1945, and not before.

Notice that the Atomic bombings were 6/9th of August. The Manchurian Strategic offensive was initiated on the 9th, which in combination with the Nagasaki bombing convinced Tojo that the game was up (and even then, members of the Tokyo garrison attempted a coup the night before the surrender broadcast on the 15th) didn't come to end till the 20th, when the Soviets had outrun their supply lines and were forced to come to a halt.

Think about it in complete terms: America didn't really have a strong supply base with which to capture Kyushu. The Russians, on the other hand, did in Vladivostok, and could attack anywhere on the islands. With the Russian entry into the war, the possibility of an invasion by Russia became very real, and Tojo recognized that by surrendering to the United States, he'd get significantly better peace terms than being occupied by the Russians (who, in all likelihood, would have replaced him with a communist puppet government).
 
2012-02-07 01:08:13 AM  
I need to go to Japan.
 
2012-02-07 01:11:41 AM  
It's because they've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

I reckon it's impossible for an American to understand Japanese culture. Otakus just wish they had a clue.
I'm half Japanese by blood and I gave up on them, already.

Hint: their language has three alphabets (one specifically for spelling out 'borrowed' words phonetically, so you know instantly whether you're reading a proper Japanese word or a gaijin word), and completely different syntax depending on whether you are a male or female, and if male, talking to a superior, equal, or inferior.
 
2012-02-07 01:23:31 AM  
super-genius.org
 
2012-02-07 01:27:39 AM  

Keizer_Ghidorah:
Funny how you accuse others of revising history and advancing careers, then you do the exact same thing.

/"Do as I say, not as I do"


My career? You aren't making sense.
 
2012-02-07 01:36:59 AM  
I am an American who has lived in Japan for 7+ years, immersed in a Japanese company. Can't say whether or not that has any effect on this diagnosis:

Women: Sex leads to kids. Do I want to take the time when I'm 16-19 to find a partner for life? Especially given the mentality of Japanese men towards their women, (both during and not during sex, already mentioned in this thread) and the bad economy, meaning whatever dude I hook up with now will be poor. Plus I got this shiny new smartphone.

Men: I don't think long term, but from time to time I wants me some vagina. But if I can't get any woman to be interested in me and my minimum wage job, there are "soaplands" and "delivery health" services.

/married to a Japanese woman for almost 4 years.
//treats her with respect, I do the chores sometimes
///enjoys a healthy amount of 夫婦関係
 
2012-02-07 01:50:26 AM  

Indubitably: Grables'Daughter: Muttonchopslive: Mog32Kupo: Grables'Daughter: beer

[files.sharenator.com image 447x335]

Enjoying the liters again, I see.

well...Carry on

What goes on in TotalFark? Is it really a magic land of rainbows and good conversation? Do you have some kind of bizarre thread orgies?

Well, first of all, nobody wears pants.

Ever.

This has to be one of the funnier things I've read today. Well-writ.

;)


It's also true, they come to your house, hand you a kitten and confiscate your pants.
 
2012-02-07 01:54:30 AM  
We must ask ourselves ... do we really care? Why the hell do you think MEN invented duct tape, rope, and various other must have accessories? Who cares if they want it or not? MEN rule this world ... no women. I think it's getting near time for us to remind them of that fact.
 
2012-02-07 02:00:06 AM  

DSan: We must ask ourselves ... do we really care? Why the hell do you think MEN invented duct tape, rope, and various other must have accessories? Who cares if they want it or not? MEN rule this world ... no women. I think it's getting near time for us to remind them of that fact.


Well, I guess we know you spank the monkey in your mom's basement.
 
2012-02-07 02:01:43 AM  
I really have trouble seeing this as a problem. The world needs less people, not more.
Of course, it is a problem that the educated and well off people are the ones electing to not reproduce.
 
2012-02-07 02:42:59 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: I really have trouble seeing this as a problem. The world needs less people, not more.
Of course, it is a problem that the educated and well off people are the ones electing to not reproduce.


It takes time and effort to be educated and well-off, which means less time for caring for children. Especially in a place like Japan where they have an insane work ethic.
 
2012-02-07 02:44:46 AM  
that's sad
 
2012-02-07 06:20:53 AM  

Muttonchopslive: What goes on in TotalFark? Is it really a magic land of rainbows and good conversation? Do you have some kind of bizarre thread orgies?


Remember Mos Eisley spaceport in Star Wars? Yeah, TFD is just like that...
 
2012-02-07 06:28:21 AM  

RobSeace: Muttonchopslive: What goes on in TotalFark? Is it really a magic land of rainbows and good conversation? Do you have some kind of bizarre thread orgies?

Remember Mos Eisley spaceport in Star Wars? Yeah, TFD is just like that...


not a more wretched hive of scum and villainy will i find? hmm maybe i should sign up.
 
2012-02-07 08:58:06 AM  
I love Japanese women, but I can never get over their hangup of pixellating the genitalia in all of their porn... It's like why show anything if you're going to pixel out the fun parts?
 
2012-02-07 09:04:07 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Too many words!!



I'm having the handle: The Stealth Hippopotamus tattooed on my inner lip.

/thank you, thank you, thank you
 
2012-02-07 09:16:13 AM  

Moonk: RobSeace: Muttonchopslive: What goes on in TotalFark? Is it really a magic land of rainbows and good conversation? Do you have some kind of bizarre thread orgies?

Remember Mos Eisley spaceport in Star Wars? Yeah, TFD is just like that...

not a more wretched hive of scum and villainy will i find? hmm maybe i should sign up.


It bores me to farking tears, actually.
 
2012-02-07 09:36:20 AM  

Madbassist1: Moonk: RobSeace: Muttonchopslive: What goes on in TotalFark? Is it really a magic land of rainbows and good conversation? Do you have some kind of bizarre thread orgies?

Remember Mos Eisley spaceport in Star Wars? Yeah, TFD is just like that...

not a more wretched hive of scum and villainy will i find? hmm maybe i should sign up.

It bores me to farking tears, actually.


Indeed... Most of the threads are just the same core group of douchebags jerking each other off... But, should anyone outside the core group dare post, well that's when I get the Mos Eisley feel... Specifically this asshole and his "wanted" friend:

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2012-02-07 09:47:29 AM  

RobSeace: Muttonchopslive: What goes on in TotalFark? Is it really a magic land of rainbows and good conversation? Do you have some kind of bizarre thread orgies?

Remember Mos Eisley spaceport in Star Wars? Yeah, TFD is just like that...


The conversation tends to be better on TotalFark. Depending on the topic, you see the same roughly 75-100 names, and comment-wise, there's more "light" and less "heat" than on the main page(s). Also, while you're subject to an insane number of the same story posted (especially for news flashes...shudders) you also see a bunch of interesting links that have more niche appeal, and would never get greenlit.

As far as TF Discussion, I don't venture there anymore. It's very social, and that's not why I'm on Fark. I'm too asocial even for that.
 
2012-02-07 09:59:48 AM  

Moonk: and to satisfy the Stealth Hippo


You think that is possible? You're so cute. Do you believe in the Easter Bunny??


But thanks for trying

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2012-02-07 10:52:51 AM  
So, am I too late for BIE from Grables'Daughter ?
 
2012-02-07 11:17:21 AM  

Mattevil: So, am I too late for BIE from Grables'Daughter ?


If you have to ask that question the answer is probably yes.
 
2012-02-07 11:25:25 AM  

intelligent comment below: HotIgneous Intruder: doglover: Basically the bombs ending the war is American propaganda.

That's pure undiluted bullshiat.
Bombs dropped = End of war.

On the sixth and ninth of August, we dropped the bombs.
On the 10th of August, Japan made its first surrender offer.

/Causality, how work it

Japan was going to surrender anyway. America already knew this as they could intercept all the Japanese's cables. The bombs were to scare the Soviet Union.


Yes, they were massing almost the entire Japanese army in Kyushu and beaching battleships on the southern beaches in order to provide cover for their surrender. Right.
 
2012-02-07 12:12:07 PM  

Mattevil: So, am I too late for BIE from Grables'Daughter ?


YHM.
 
2012-02-07 12:52:24 PM  
Oh man. I stop browsing the internet to do actual work, and this is what happens?

Man, I missed one hell of a party.
 
2012-02-07 12:55:28 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Mattevil: So, am I too late for BIE from Grables'Daughter ?

YHM.


I was hoping for the same. While I can't necessarily reciprocate (as in The Rules) with my own pics (being a guy), I'd be happy to find some appropriate lady pic(s) to send back.
 
2012-02-07 01:01:37 PM  

LLGames: Oh man. I stop browsing the internet to do actual work, and this is what happens?

Man, I missed one hell of a party.


There were dancing girls, pinatas, and everything.
 
2012-02-07 01:05:57 PM  

Grables'Daughter: LLGames: Oh man. I stop browsing the internet to do actual work, and this is what happens?

Man, I missed one hell of a party.

There were dancing girls, pinatas, and everything.


I missed the pinatas?

FAIL GET!
 
2012-02-07 01:21:17 PM  

Grables'Daughter: LLGames: Oh man. I stop browsing the internet to do actual work, and this is what happens?

Man, I missed one hell of a party.

There were dancing girls, pinatas, and everything.


Don't forget the midgets and balloons...and it'll never happen again...


/of course it will
//hopefully sooner than later
 
2012-02-07 04:52:29 PM  
I thought it was never too late for BIE from GD.
 
2012-02-07 05:34:52 PM  
Well in all fairness when your first sexual experience involves tentacle rape I'm sure it would turn you off to the idea of Sex, Because you know its tentacle rape.
 
2012-02-07 05:34:57 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Mattevil: So, am I too late for BIE from Grables'Daughter ?

YHM.


Oh man. I have to work for a couple days to where I can't browse/post asking for BIE. I would totally hope it isn't too late to ask, but if not I wouldn't say no ;)

/EIP
 
2012-02-07 07:22:17 PM  
One hopes that my offering of hot Asians has been adequate for Grable's Daughter for BIE

/EIP
//got that C string on the list yet? :-)
 
2012-02-08 11:15:23 AM  
Oh my! EIP for BIE! (even if not GD herself! But what could be better?)
 
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