I don't

sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough.

He's going the distance, he's going for speed...

Sooooooooooooyy uuuun perdador

It'll be something self-deprecating seeing as I am not a fan of me.

Sister, when I've raised hell, you'll know it.

Whoa....

So I married an axemurderer.

Everyday I see you in some other face

I do the best imitation of myself.

Look Charles, I gotta do this. If I don't, I'll be nothing. I'll end up like my neighbor Ricky Smith. He just sits around crocheting all day and snorting nasal spray.

LlamaGirl: It'll be something self-deprecating seeing as I am not a fan of me.

I'm a fan of you!

She hates me (Puddle of Mudd)

Oak tree, you're in my way.

"fark it, Dude, let's go bowling."

themeaningoflifeisnot: She hates me (Puddle of Mudd)

rcf1105: Oak tree, you're in my way.

Love em both

It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.

"That boy is our last hope."

Just like Mary Shelley
Just like Frankenstein
Clank your chains,
Count your change
And try to walk the line

Mr_Ectomy: You told me again you preferred handsome men
but for me you would make an exception.

Too deep?

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

What noisy cats are we?

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover.
And my penis was missing again.

Although I am not a fan of country music...

I ain't as good as I once was. But I can be good once, as I ever was.

NoseBrain: I'm a loser
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be

I've got that on vinyl. But no record player :(

"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

FunkOut: NoseBrain: I'm a loser
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be

I've got that on vinyl. But no record player :(

Let me know if you need a needle

Yeah I'm going to stop posting now

song

Now I'm fully grown
And I know where it's at
Somehow I stayed thin
While the other guys got fat
All the chances that are blown
And the times that I've been down
I didn't get to high
Kept my feet on the ground


movie

You work and you work and you work. You meet with people you don't like, that you don't know, that you don't even want to know. And you try to sell them things and they try to sell you things, you go home, you listen to the wife nag and the kids biatch. You turn off the T.V., you wake up the next day and you do it all over again. But I'll tell you, the only thing that keeps me going is this chick. I've got this incredible chick on the side you see, and she is so hot, I can hardly believe it. She's got one of those heart-shaped asses. Have you ever had a chick with a heart-shaped ass?

You know something, Princess? You are UGLY when you're angry!

"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine"

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul

A hotline, a wanted ad
It's crazy what you could have had
I need this

King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

BunkoSquad: A hotline, a wanted ad
It's crazy what you could have had
I need this

Yep, yep :0)

Considering that my name is Rose, it'd have to be "Every Rose Has its Thorn." Woo.

I'm the family's unowned boy, golden curls of envied hair, pretty girls with faces fair; see the shine in the black sheep boy.

/actually that whole damn song could be about me.

I like big butts and I can not lie.