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If you were wondering why Bon Iver performed with two microphones on SNL last night, it's in case one of the mics died of sadness from Bon Iver's music during the performance
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Charlie Freak
2012-02-06 12:29:56 AM
They say comb filtering is the next autotune.
TommyymmoT
2012-02-06 01:00:21 AM
Possibly one of the mics is out of phase.
It's an old audio trick, that even the presidents use.
some_beer_drinker
2012-02-06 02:52:52 AM
i usually fast forward the musical bits, but i was too lazy when i watched it this week. damn near killed myself. that band if farking dangerous.
wraith95
2012-02-06 03:04:29 AM
From sadness or boredom?
Thunderboy
2012-02-06 03:05:14 AM
TommyymmoT
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Possibly one of the mics is out of phase.
It's an old audio trick, that even the presidents use.
No and no.
Polarity=/=phase. That whole coincident-mic noise-rejection thing never worked very well, at least until purpose-built mics with true coincident elements were introduced, and even then they didn't sound that great.
As for the POTUS, the two Shure SM57s are not coincident. They aren't even going to the same place - one is for PA and one is for the press feed. The White House provides everything, including the armored lectern.
Bazinga In My Pants
2012-02-06 03:06:42 AM
SNL is still on?
/In before the "
SNL is still on?
" comments.
//SNL really does suck donkey dick though.
///Especially that one female hack - Wiigs or Piigs or something like that. Complete hack.
////Cheers!
Thunderboy
2012-02-06 03:06:51 AM
Oh, and as for Bon Iver, one mic (on his right) is his normal vocal mic, while the other (left) is for effects.
The Gentleman Caller
2012-02-06 03:24:51 AM
Sting, coldplay, and morrisey had a three way baby.
Tess Tickles
2012-02-06 04:30:19 AM
Oh you guys... I loved the performance. I watched it prolly 50 times. His band was pretty amazing.
loral
2012-02-06 04:35:59 AM
Bryan Ferry from Roxy Music did this YEARS ago...
MixedNut
2012-02-06 04:51:42 AM
Boy, do they
suck
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NicoFinn
2012-02-06 04:52:54 AM
I love Bon Iver, but watching this I realize that we have become our parents and we're swooning over adult contemporary.
I don't care. I'm gonna swoon away.
farkingismybusiness
2012-02-06 05:08:12 AM
I didn't watch it but it couldn't have been any worse than Channing Tatum is the first half of the show. That dude sucks.
moothemagiccow
2012-02-06 05:48:02 AM
Thunderboy
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They aren't even going to the same place - one is for PA and one is for the press feed
This has got to be a joke. Idiots never heard of a splitter?
LewDux
2012-02-06 05:50:15 AM
moothemagiccow
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Thunderboy: They aren't even going to the same place - one is for PA and one is for the press feed
This has got to be a joke. Idiots never heard of a splitter?
LewDux
2012-02-06 05:54:36 AM
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Thunderboy
2012-02-06 06:23:15 AM
moothemagiccow
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Thunderboy: They aren't even going to the same place - one is for PA and one is for the press feed
This has got to be a joke. Idiots never heard of a splitter?
Idiots? A little extreme coming from someone who doesn't know what they are talking about. But then, this is Fark.
Redundancy is also a factor. If one mic drops, you still have the other, which can very easily be rerouted to cover both purposes.
Mr. Chainsaw
2012-02-06 07:11:04 AM
Are they just playing a big, elaborate practical joke on everyone? This band topped a lot of best of 2011 lists, but they're actually Kenny G or Michael Bolton for 20-somethings with beards. Am I missing something?
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-02-06 07:31:56 AM
The problem with this head is that last night was SUNDAY, derpers.
Some Bass Playing Guy
2012-02-06 08:00:47 AM
The songs were pretty good, but there's definitely a Springsteen "lite" vibe due partly to the stuff the sax player was playing.
The two mic thing is weird. I don't understand how it could be for "effects" since the signal could be routed to two different paths, one unprocessed and one processed. Maybe it's just one of those quirky habits people have.
dai the flu
2012-02-06 08:04:53 AM
Since you're surely wondering how this came to be
I really wasn't. Is life so dull that every quirk needs a commentary piece?
Thunderboy
2012-02-06 08:14:38 AM
Some Bass Playing Guy
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The songs were pretty good, but there's definitely a Springsteen "lite" vibe due partly to the stuff the sax player was playing.
The two mic thing is weird. I don't understand how it could be for "effects" since the signal could be routed to two different paths, one unprocessed and one processed. Maybe it's just one of those quirky habits people have.
So you've got one mic feeding both a dry channel and a processed channel. Now what? Pay a second FOH engineer (and perhaps monitor engineer) to hover over those two faders/mute buttons waiting for you to give him some kind of signal that you want to use your effects? Easier for everyone concerned to have two mics feeding discreet chains. This is a fairly common practice.
Of course, in a show that is more "scripted", these changes can all be automated, so one mic works fine.
FlashHarry
2012-02-06 08:18:17 AM
NicoFinn
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I love Bon Iver, but watching this I realize that we have become our parents and we're swooning over adult contemporary.
pretty much, this.
moothemagiccow
2012-02-06 08:26:55 AM
Thunderboy
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Idiots? A little extreme coming from someone who doesn't know what they are talking about.
And yet you're so quick to judge my competence. I don't see your live sound badge, or a cite for your bizarre assumption.
But then, this is Fark.
Redundancy is also a factor. If one mic drops, you still have the other, which can very easily be rerouted to cover both purposes.
Can't remember the last time a decent dynamic mic outright FAILED. The majority of them are resilient at low prices. This guy says you're full of shiat
http://www.mcsquared.com/2mics.htm
and I'm inclined to agree.
kingflower
2012-02-06 08:31:48 AM
Bon iver = Peter Cetera
mightybaldking
2012-02-06 08:48:45 AM
This seems relevant:
Bon Joviver
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John Nash
2012-02-06 08:55:33 AM
Not a big fan, but I saw him in Madison two months ago and it was a great show. He may also do a bit of collaboration with my sister this year!
Farkomatic
2012-02-06 09:12:38 AM
DRTFA, but I'm betting autotune has something to do with it.
biyaaatci
2012-02-06 09:23:18 AM
mightybaldking
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This seems relevant: Bon Joviver (new window)
But where is Jon Boviver?
tequilasundae
2012-02-06 09:25:14 AM
so 19 people on stage, a marching band full of instruments and a singer sounding like he was passing balls of sandpaper is what hipsters like these days? I just didn't get it.
She comes in colors everywhere
2012-02-06 09:35:34 AM
loral
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Bryan Ferry from Roxy Music did this YEARS ago...
[www.clashmusic.com image 360x450]
sychosyd_28
2012-02-06 09:36:15 AM
It's already been said, but yes. Set up one mic through one channel for regular vox, and a second mic through a second channel for vox with effects processing. It gives the singer control over when to use the effects, rather than having the sound guy know when to cue it.
PYROY
2012-02-06 09:38:24 AM
That's some dated sounding shiat. It reminded me of 80's Don Henley or Steve Winwood or some shiat like that, with that depressing sax. It's like what you'd expect to hear in a movie if someone like Dudley Moore were riding around in NYC in the early 80's in one of the old style taxis, at night..and it's raining. And I don't know if the two mics helped since I couldn't really make out a damn thing he was saying.
Garbage.
mofa
2012-02-06 09:59:03 AM
moothemagiccow
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Can't remember the last time a decent dynamic mic outright FAILED. The majority of them are resilient at low prices. This guy says you're full of shiat http://www.mcsquared.com/2mics.htm and I'm inclined to agree.
IANA Sound Engineer; I work in radar. This appears to be analogous to "monopulse" processing, wherein you look at both the sum of the signals and the difference between the signals, using the difference in phases for a poor-man's interferometer to back out directional information of the source (the guy's mouth). At sea-level, at about a five inch difference in sensor distances, you can get useful phase differences at frequencies of about 1.5 kHz or higher. This is useless for the stronger component of vocal frequencies (whose wavelengths would be 12 inches or greater), but useful for adding directional information at higher frequencies in the singer's voice, as well as nearby instruments. If one were just adding the two signals using a "splitter," I'd have to ask: where are the low-noise amplifiers? If they're upstream of the splitter, you're getting a "free," though uncontrolled, noise reduction, but sacrificing vital phase information. Were I an audiophile, I'd be unhappy with this. If they keep the signals separate until after their first amplifier (if there are more than one -- I'm not a sound engineer), they can do useful things like noise reduction or just support plain old stereo signals. There could be a case made that the two microphones have been selected because they have different response characteristics -- i.e., one might be better (e.g., linear response and/or higher sensitivity) at lower frequencies, and the other might be better at higher frequencies.
My take, as a non-sound engineer, is that they probably have two mikes so they have two good signals to assist in organically-implemented monopulse processing, which most people just call "stereo."
Zombie Hitler
2012-02-06 10:14:34 AM
My god that's not enjoyable music.
someonelse
2012-02-06 10:42:31 AM
I'm wondering not so much about microphones, and more about why SNL would have been on Sunday night.
Walker
2012-02-06 10:50:26 AM
I've never even heard of him. I thought the story was about Bon Jovi. Then I clicked the link and saw the pic and was like "THAT'S NOT BON JOVI!".
csi_yellowknife
2012-02-06 10:52:32 AM
mightybaldking
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This seems relevant: Bon Joviver (new window)
Aaaand thread.
Thank you. I've never laughed so hard while being bored at the same time.
TheLopper
2012-02-06 10:54:50 AM
farkingismybusiness
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I didn't watch it but it couldn't have been any worse than Channing Tatum is the first half of the show. That dude sucks.
No idea how he keeps getting worse. He's brutally bad.
Christian Bale
2012-02-06 11:09:36 AM
John Nash
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Not a big fan, but I saw him in Madison two months ago and it was a great show. He may also do a bit of collaboration with my sister this year!
Is that the term groupies are using these days?
mistersnark
2012-02-06 11:12:41 AM
All I can think of is that that first song - "Beth/Rest," in both vocal and instrumentation, sounds like a deep cut from an old Bruce Hornsby And The Range album.
demonfaerie
2012-02-06 11:19:11 AM
I can't say that I like them or dislike them, but they are always on the news around here, because they are from my home town and its getting annoying. My friends were like omg I saw them at Racys and were freaking out like they saw God or something. Good for them for getting some recognition though, but the media needs to stop freaking out that they recorded albums in the woods when they did not. They wrote the song in a cabin with 4 bathrooms, and recorded the album in a vet clinic in a small town outside of here.
Uncle_Slacker
2012-02-06 12:00:00 PM
Around 3:25 in the first video "Beth/Rest" or whatever, he sings in his left mic, which is connected to a vocal harmonizer.
hachijuhachi
2012-02-06 12:24:29 PM
My Bon Iver boner has been a rager since '08 and has yet to subside. I'm not claiming the guy is a genius or anything, but I really dig the music.
Inigo_Montoya
2012-02-06 01:00:59 PM
Saturday Night Live was on last night?
PanicMan
2012-02-06 01:01:56 PM
Wow, that music holds no interest for me. And the mike thing is is probably just to get some stereo on the vocals. Put one mostly left, the other mostly right. Might sound interesting live, but it won't come through on TV.
verbaltoxin
2012-02-06 01:07:25 PM
Bon Iver is one of those groups that AV Club salivates over, and that's how I immediately know they're going to suck.
That coward David Lopan
2012-02-06 01:32:04 PM
loral
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Bryan Ferry from Roxy Music did this YEARS ago...
[www.clashmusic.com image 360x450]
That's Lou Diamond Phillips as Richie Valens.
Wettner
2012-02-06 03:53:48 PM
verbaltoxin
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Bon Iver is one of those groups that AV Club salivates over, and that's how I immediately know they're going to suck.
I am glad someone else feels this way. I started listening to their suggestions and just hated everyone of them. I thought it was just me that wasn't "understanding the music of today." Glad to know it just sucks.
Shrapnel
2012-02-06 03:57:13 PM
It could be an effects trick, it could also be redundancy. (There's more to a signal chain than just the microphone.) It's a redundancy thing in the case of the President. I was at the Myrtle Beach Republican debate a few weeks ago, and the sound guy confirmed this. In fact, he found it convenient to be able to switch microphones when the candidates displayed a habit of waving their hands around and repeatedly knocking one of the mics.
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