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Kansas City is being torn apart by a chocolate beer. Of course it is
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Mentat
2012-02-05 07:17:43 PM
Well, Kansas fans need something to cry in after yesterday.
Chariset
2012-02-05 07:23:55 PM
It's not just beer, it's Boulevard.
Chinchillazilla
2012-02-05 08:29:06 PM
Meanwhile, Kansas City Star columnist Yael T. Abouhalkah grouched at what he saw as hype, declaring, "Folks, it's only beer."
KILL HIM.
45cal
2012-02-05 08:31:15 PM
Breckenridge chocolate porter is a gift from the gods themselves.
Begoggle
2012-02-05 08:33:51 PM
It's really not that great.
The first glass is good.
But by the 5th glass I was sick of it.
Old enough to know better
2012-02-05 08:36:02 PM
Sounds like a waste of perfectly good chocolate.
urger
2012-02-05 08:36:47 PM
Chocolate Beer
Some are fine
Others start to tear
Chocolate Beer
I move away from the mic to breathe in
Spazed
2012-02-05 08:37:07 PM
As someone who grew up in KCMO, I have a lot of respect for both Boulevard and Christopher Elbow. The Chocolate Ale is a fun beer to try out. Not something you'd want all the time, but nothing bad about it either. It is a great flavored brew with some uniquely KC groups coming together.
ytterbium
2012-02-05 08:40:53 PM
Mentat
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Well, Kansas fans need something to cry in after yesterday.
:D
LeroyBourne
2012-02-05 08:58:16 PM
Surly Darkness: Oct can't come fast enough.
Mentat
2012-02-05 08:59:16 PM
Chinchillazilla
:
Meanwhile, Kansas City Star columnist Yael T. Abouhalkah grouched at what he saw as hype, declaring, "Folks, it's only beer."
KILL HIM.
Abouhalkah is the resident curmudgeon at the Star. Ignore him.
jayhawk88
2012-02-05 09:01:04 PM
Mentat
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Well, Kansas fans need something to cry in after yesterday.
MENTAAAAAAAAAT!
/Boulevard represent, loves me some Unfiltered Wheat
//Also Bob's 47
Marine1
2012-02-05 09:02:19 PM
Way to get to the story a week late.
It's our little way of atoning for the sin of A-B.
Robot Eats Towson
2012-02-05 09:03:50 PM
Chocolate and "chocolate" (like dark/heavy roast) are pretty good. Don't know anyone who shares my tastes though. Shrug.
Diogenes Teufelsdrockh
2012-02-05 09:03:58 PM
Having tried some of
this
(new window) from the tap first time last weekend I can understand why people would get this upset over chocolate beer.
/Good stuff, but could've been a bit darker for my taste.
OGC
2012-02-05 09:37:29 PM
Drinking Sexual Chocolate right nite, getting a kick out of these replies.
/NC beer ftw
fireant451
2012-02-05 09:44:57 PM
Had a couple pints Wednesday night after several calls to find it on tap. Boulevard's Chocolate Ale lives up to the hype.
kth
2012-02-05 09:46:40 PM
The grocery store across the street from my office sold out in 15 minutes. I got there in 20.
But I got a bottle of the Bourbon Barrel Quad so I'm going to say I did okay this year.
TheGhostofFarkPast
2012-02-05 09:58:20 PM
sorry but this beer is massively over rated, sure it's good but it is not nearly as good as what everyone makes it out to be.
I own a few bottles and I picked up a few more this year but it pales in comparison to Great Divides Chocolate Stout
/beer snob
//has way to much in the cellar
TheGhostofFarkPast
2012-02-05 10:01:08 PM
fireant451
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Had a couple pints Wednesday night after several calls to find it on tap. Boulevard's Chocolate Ale
lives up to the hype
.
no no it doesn't. Their Bourbon Barrel Quad does and so does their Dark Truth Stout or Harvest Dance.
/Loves me some Boulevard but they, like other breweries, have made a bunch of crap.
Alicious
2012-02-05 10:16:15 PM
Chocolate ale has torn KC apart so much that the city is in TWO different states!
culebra
2012-02-05 10:20:57 PM
Excited about chocolate beer? Midwesterners are so charmingly behind-the-curve.
jagec
2012-02-05 10:29:29 PM
I can understand getting excited about beer, but there is no way in hell that I'd pay $100 for a single bottle of ANY beer.
I actually brewed a chocolate stout last year, and it was something like $50 for five gallons of the stuff.
boozerman
2012-02-05 10:43:10 PM
Meh, it was okay, but didn't live up to the hype. Still love me some Double Wide IPA.
Mentat: Three weeks. Conference championship on the line. In Lawrence. We'll see who can win the game that matters.
Jonathan Hohensee
2012-02-05 10:44:13 PM
chocolate beer is disgusting.
Marine1
2012-02-05 10:44:39 PM
boozerman
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Meh, it was okay, but didn't live up to the hype. Still love me some Double Wide IPA.
Mentat: Three weeks. Conference championship on the line. In Lawrence. We'll see who can win the game that matters.
Win or lose, one team still has to live in Lawrence and go to KU... which is more torment and punishment than any soul should ever have to bear.
/good thing KU students don't have souls.
irockalot
2012-02-05 10:48:41 PM
It was good. But not that good.
ZzeusS
2012-02-05 10:49:26 PM
When I was in KC, I had Blvd wheat whenever I had beer. The local fresh stuff was awesome. Tried the bottled a few times and it just wasn't the same.
Danger Avoid Death
2012-02-05 11:00:10 PM
Just don't drink it out of a wine glass. That's a stabbin'.
error 303
2012-02-05 11:02:36 PM
It's beer for ladies who don't like beer. It's not that great.
Their Tank Seven Farmhouse stuff is really good, but even still doesn't really justify the cost.
Why people get all crazy about the chocolate stout is beyond me. It's not even the best chocolate stout out there.
All that said, Boulevard does make some great beer.
Danger Avoid Death
2012-02-05 11:04:07 PM
Has a freaking bone to pick with KC.
KC Critic
2012-02-05 11:09:08 PM
Kansas City is in Missouri
(new window)
/haven't tried this chocolate ale
//Boulevard Pale Ale is the nectar of the gods
headhurt
2012-02-05 11:11:44 PM
I had some friends pick me up a couple bottles in Lincoln, Nebraska. They come and visit periodically.
/Lives in KC.
fireant451
2012-02-05 11:12:01 PM
TheGhostofFarkPast
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fireant451: Had a couple pints Wednesday night after several calls to find it on tap. Boulevard's Chocolate Ale lives up to the hype.
no no it doesn't. Their Bourbon Barrel Quad does and so does their Dark Truth Stout or Harvest Dance.
/Loves me some Boulevard but they, like other breweries, have made a bunch of crap.
Well, I was drinking with a redhead. Everything is better with a redhead.
Danger Avoid Death
2012-02-05 11:14:13 PM
fireant451
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TheGhostofFarkPast: fireant451: Had a couple pints Wednesday night after several calls to find it on tap. Boulevard's Chocolate Ale lives up to the hype.
no no it doesn't. Their Bourbon Barrel Quad does and so does their Dark Truth Stout or Harvest Dance.
/Loves me some Boulevard but they, like other breweries, have made a bunch of crap.
Well, I was drinking with a redhead. Everything is better with a redhead.
Especially the crazy.
beergut666
2012-02-05 11:17:18 PM
It's ok, but by far my least favorite of their Smokestack series. Saw at least 30 bottles of it at the liquor store by my house last night and know of another store that has at least 4 cases so if there are any Twin Cities looking for it I can point you in the right direction.
fireant451
2012-02-05 11:24:45 PM
Like taste in beer, taste in crazy is subjective.
/beware the spiteful brunette.
rocinante721
2012-02-05 11:37:05 PM
^has no chocolate in it, rules your arse
Divinegrace
2012-02-05 11:37:44 PM
Danger Avoid Death
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Has a freaking bone to pick with KC.
Dude would get stone cold jacked. That 'tough' east/west coast vibe thing don't fly in these parts, where the men don't 'act' tough, they ARE tough. Might have something to do with all the corn feed farmer types, could have something to do with the "Jessie James" effect (the REAL James that rode with Cole Younger, not that pansy who is in the news today), either way smart 'coast' people don't fark with us. Then again, Leary never really was to 'smart' so....
Marine1
2012-02-05 11:45:51 PM
KC Critic
:
Kansas City is in Missouri (new window)
/haven't tried this chocolate ale
//Boulevard Pale Ale is the nectar of the gods
I've been waiting for that website forever. Seriously. You just changed my life. I might cry.
Keizer_Ghidorah
2012-02-05 11:46:02 PM
Chocolate rain > chocolate beer
KC Critic
2012-02-05 11:51:45 PM
Marine1
:
KC Critic: Kansas City is in Missouri (new window)
/haven't tried this chocolate ale
//Boulevard Pale Ale is the nectar of the gods
I've been waiting for that website forever. Seriously. You just changed my life. I might cry.
Excellent. :D Glad I could share the goodness. Cheers!
Dinodork
2012-02-06 12:04:52 AM
jayhawk88
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Mentat: Well, Kansas fans need something to cry in after yesterday.
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MENTAAAAAAAAAT!
/Boulevard represent, loves me some Unfiltered Wheat
//Also Bob's 47
This is why we can't have nice things. Bet you also like their Boss Tom's, Amber Ale and Lunar wheat...
If they would just ship me cases of Bully Porter, Single Wide IPA, Tank 7, and Dark Truth, life would be perfect.
the_colors
2012-02-06 12:14:24 AM
Boulevard's Double-wide IPA is probably my favorite.
Screw chocolate ale. Just the idea of it makes my tastebuds shrivel up in disgust.
eddievercetti
2012-02-06 12:31:31 AM
No Room jokes?
I'm impressed
Mentat
2012-02-06 12:37:52 AM
boozerman
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Mentat: Three weeks. Conference championship on the line. In Lawrence. We'll see who can win the game that matters.
Maybe you should worry about Baylor first.
SomethingToDo
2012-02-06 12:38:28 AM
There's still not enough Tay Zonday in this thread.
/I move away from the mike to swig stout
Sim Tree
2012-02-06 01:14:43 AM
Sounds as if they need a cider squeezy 6000.
/bursts into song
Metalupis
2012-02-06 01:19:03 AM
the Boulevard Bobs 47 is one of my favorite beers, buy at least a case a year when it comes around. I haven't had the Chocolate Ale yet, keep looking at it when I'm at work but I already have a bunch of beer in my fridge I need to drink up
SN1987a goes boom
2012-02-06 01:38:38 AM
KC Critic
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Kansas City is in Missouri (new window)
/haven't tried this chocolate ale
//Boulevard Pale Ale is the nectar of the gods
You're only half right there, Chief.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_City_metropolitan_area
/Linked to the Wiki for conciseness.
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