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2012-02-05 05:08:35 PM
its about time
 
2012-02-05 05:14:39 PM
Muslim clerics in Canada issued a fatwa on Saturday against honour killings, domestic violence and hatred of women.

I'm sure the worldwide adherents of this peaceful religion will take this very seriously indeed. I'll be surprised if anyone other than an extremist not-really-a-Muslim Muslim does anything like this, ever again. Honestly.
 
2012-02-05 06:41:55 PM
To be fair, there have been similar fatwa issued about the practice of takfir--which is the practice of declaring another Muslim as an Unbeliever. It's the practice that a lot of Fundamentalists use to justify killing other Muslims, especially since it's often used by non-clergy so that they can intimidate or frighten folks to complying with a majority. Not just Salman Rushdie, but Shias by the hundreds, or just shopkeepers who thought that they might sell to Shias.

That one had support across the Middle East, Europe, Canuckistan, and the US.

It also never got a lot of press, despite the fact it denounced many Fundamentalists and their bloodshed.

Islam itself isn't an enemy, any more than Christianity is an enemy, or Judaism. There are indeed asshats who we need to deal with, and in dealing with, we need to end the practices that get good people killed. Be that here in the US, be that in Israel, be that in Afghanistan, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, or in Africa. We need to address specifics, not just a faith in general.

One thing that fatwa at least do, is identify WHO is in support of exactly what.
 
2012-02-05 06:52:35 PM
Obviously, this is a propaganda gesture timed to strengthen B. HUSSEIN Obama's chance of re-election and continued paralysis of America's just war against terror, Islam, drugs, drug terrorists, Islamic terrorists and women.
 
2012-02-05 07:46:42 PM
RELIGION OF...wait, what?
 
2012-02-05 08:04:36 PM
More cultural imperialism and we-know-best attitudes from Canadians. Typical.
 
2012-02-05 08:07:01 PM
Now if only christian leaders would denounce gay bashing, atheist hating, demonizing muslims, and shiatting on the poor.
 
2012-02-05 08:08:40 PM
snuffy: its about time

Are you under the impression this is the first time a fatwa has been issued condemning honor killings and similar acts against women?
 
2012-02-05 08:09:11 PM
MINO!
 
2012-02-05 08:10:12 PM
DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Obviously, this is a propaganda gesture timed to strengthen B. HUSSEIN Obama's chance of re-election and continued paralysis of America's just war against terror, Islam, drugs, drug terrorists, Islamic terrorists and women.

Obviously.
 
2012-02-05 08:12:10 PM
hubiestubert: One thing that fatwa at least do, is identify WHO is in support of exactly what.

Kind of like Fox News and the people you know who spew their talking points, right?
 
2012-02-05 08:12:38 PM
andersoncouncil42: Now if only christian leaders would denounce gay bashing, atheist hating, demonizing muslims, and shiatting on the poor.

Christianity is reprehensible for all of those things and a hundred more I could name

Islam is undeniably worse and the greater of the two evils.

But half the time when I bad mouth Islam the same way I do Christianity I get screamed at as being some kind of crazed racist and I get to hear speech about how wonderful Muslim's are except for a few of them and...

And nothing, the moderates are as bad as the Christians and I can't say that the Christians have an ongoing world wide human rights and murder problem that even comes close the the scale of what the Muslim's get up to...

At least, not these days.
 
2012-02-05 08:16:11 PM
randomjsa: andersoncouncil42: Now if only christian leaders would denounce gay bashing, atheist hating, demonizing muslims, and shiatting on the poor.

Christianity is reprehensible for all of those things and a hundred more I could name

Islam is undeniably worse and the greater of the two evils.

But half the time when I bad mouth Islam the same way I do Christianity I get screamed at as being some kind of crazed racist and I get to hear speech about how wonderful Muslim's are except for a few of them and...

And nothing, the moderates are as bad as the Christians and I can't say that the Christians have an ongoing world wide human rights and murder problem that even comes close the the scale of what the Muslim's get up to...

At least, not these days.


http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/10/17/limbaugh-defends-lords-re s istance-army/
 
2012-02-05 08:16:16 PM
randomjsa: And nothing, the moderates are as bad as the Christians and I can't say that the Christians have an ongoing world wide human rights and murder problem that even comes close the the scale of what the Muslim's get up to...

The Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, the African occupation, the Phillipines, all would like to have a word with you...

At least, not these days.

Well, okay, you used a qualifier. As long as you realize that this is exactly how Christians used to behave. It was a cultural thing, and we have outgrown it. Kind of like seeing your kid brother do the same stupid crap you used to do when you were his age.
 
2012-02-05 08:17:14 PM
Wait, the moderates of a religion are disgusted by what the extremists have been doing, thereby giving the other followers a terrible rap by those of other faiths? Why do Christians hate Islam again?
 
2012-02-05 08:18:05 PM
This just in: Most Muslims are not sexist, backward, misogynist weirdos. Most of them actually live in the 20th Century.
 
2012-02-05 08:20:36 PM
Gyrfalcon: This just in: Most Muslims are not sexist, backward, misogynist weirdos. Most of them actually live in the 20th Century.

So, in another 100 years, they'll be where we are now (the 21st century)?
 
2012-02-05 08:23:13 PM
andersoncouncil42: Now if only christian leaders would denounce gay bashing, atheist hating, demonizing muslims, and shiatting on the poor.

They do. Which is why people hate them so.

"We don't hate gays - we just wish they would admit their unnatural desires are Satan corrupting them and just turn their hearts to God. It's not our fault our followers seek to punish them for the awful things they do."

"We don't hate atheists. They are misguided individuals who have allowed Satan to corrupt their minds and are stealing the minds of our children and trying to send us all to hell by convincing us to be like them. We don't hate atheists, God does."

"We don't hate Muslims. They are going to hell because they don't believe in Jesus and we wish they would just see the truth that their so-called faith is sending them to hell - and tolerance of that is sending Christians to hell for not standing with the one true faith like Jesus told us to. What should we do - let innocent people go to hell because of those people?"

"We don't hate the poor. We love them and want them to follow our example of working for a living rather than lying around like the lazy drug-addled freaks they are. No virtuous man requires charity, after all - it's only because of their own sins that God turned His back on them."

/Grew up Baptist
//Should have been a preacher - I got the talking points down cold
 
2012-02-05 08:25:00 PM
ox45tallboy: Gyrfalcon: This just in: Most Muslims are not sexist, backward, misogynist weirdos. Most of them actually live in the 20th Century.

So, in another 100 years, they'll be where we are now (the 21st century)?


When will Fundie Xtians catch up?
 
2012-02-05 08:27:04 PM
randomjsa: Islam is undeniably worse and the greater of the two evils.

By what possible standard could you even contemplate making that type of determination?
 
2012-02-05 08:30:11 PM
So they're more liberal/progressive than the GOP here in the U.S. Way to go.
 
2012-02-05 08:30:33 PM
mrshowrules: randomjsa: Islam is undeniably worse and the greater of the two evils.

By what possible standard could you even contemplate making that type of determination?


Jackass trolls have their own set of standards. They fluctuate based on what they think will get the most people responding to them.
 
2012-02-05 08:34:00 PM
ox45tallboy:

Well, okay, you used a qualifier. As long as you realize that this is exactly how Christians used to behave. It was a cultural thing, and we have outgrown it. Kind of like seeing your kid brother do the same stupid crap you used to do when you were his age.


Though to hear them talk, I suspect there are more than a few fundies who'd gladly go back to the 'good old days', given half the chance.
 
2012-02-05 08:34:57 PM
ox45tallboy: randomjsa: And nothing, the moderates are as bad as the Christians and I can't say that the Christians have an ongoing world wide human rights and murder problem that even comes close the the scale of what the Muslim's get up to...

The Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, the African occupation, the Phillipines, all would like to have a word with you...

At least, not these days.

Well, okay, you used a qualifier. As long as you realize that this is exactly how Christians used to behave. It was a cultural thing, and we have outgrown it. Kind of like seeing your kid brother do the same stupid crap you used to do when you were his age.


It is stupid to try and compare them. Very quickly you run into the argument that acts of evils have not been perpetrated by either Christians or Muslims because neither were true Christians or Muslims if they perpetrated the evils (e.g., Hitler versus Osama). Both technically Christian and Muslim and arguably denounced by their respective faiths.
 
2012-02-05 08:36:01 PM
+1 to Canadian Muslims and Muslims in general.
 
2012-02-05 08:36:16 PM
This cannot be reconciled with my preconceived notions, so I shall ignore it.
 
2012-02-05 08:40:20 PM
"These crimes are major sins in Islam, punishable by the court of law and almighty Allah," said Prof. Imam Syed Soharwardy, representing 34 clerics affiliated with the Islamic Supreme Council of Canada.

Why is there a "Islamic Supreme Council" in Canada? Do they really need a council to learn that terrorism or raping and killing women is wrong?

There should be laws against allowing overtly religious people to emigrate from countries that suck because of overtly religious people.
 
2012-02-05 08:48:16 PM
God-is-a-Taco: "These crimes are major sins in Islam, punishable by the court of law and almighty Allah," said Prof. Imam Syed Soharwardy, representing 34 clerics affiliated with the Islamic Supreme Council of Canada.

Why is there a "Islamic Supreme Council" in Canada? Do they really need a council to learn that terrorism or raping and killing women is wrong?

There should be laws against allowing overtly religious people to emigrate from countries that suck because of overtly religious people.


Because cultural diffusion is bad.
/So is progress.
 
2012-02-05 08:49:17 PM
well that only took 1400 years.

Big pat on the back fellas.
 
2012-02-05 08:49:30 PM
Not a huge surprise... almost every Muslim I've met in Canada is nothing like the camel-riding, wild-bearded suicide bombers that some people love to fantasize about.

In fact, I can only think of one Muslim I knew who ever expressed support for what we see as the retarded tribal bullshiat version of Islam. He was an Iranian grad student, who was disliked by the other Iranians because he would show up at their parties and lecture them on how men and women should not socialize together etc.
 
2012-02-05 08:50:03 PM
mrshowrules: It is stupid to try and compare them. Very quickly you run into the argument that acts of evils have not been perpetrated by either Christians or Muslims because neither were true Christians or Muslims if they perpetrated the evils (e.g., Hitler versus Osama). Both technically Christian and Muslim and arguably denounced by their respective faiths.

Whereas the Crusades and the Spanish Inquisition and the Phillipines occupation by the Spanish missionaries were all sanctioned, promoted, and, yes funded by the Christian leadership, i.e., the Vatican.
 
2012-02-05 08:51:44 PM
God-is-a-Taco: "These crimes are major sins in Islam, punishable by the court of law and almighty Allah," said Prof. Imam Syed Soharwardy, representing 34 clerics affiliated with the Islamic Supreme Council of Canada.

Why is there a "Islamic Supreme Council" in Canada? Do they really need a council to learn that terrorism or raping and killing women is wrong?

There should be laws against allowing overtly religious people to emigrate from countries that suck because of overtly religious people.


You may as well ask why there is an Archbishop of New York, when America's first settlers came here to get away from that nonsense.
 
2012-02-05 08:51:44 PM
How about the muslims go shove a fatwa up their asses?

/Hey all you muslims: how about joining the rest of the world in the 21st century?

//Fricking tards.

///Cheers!
 
2012-02-05 08:53:00 PM
www.frugal-cafe.com

/i guarantee you they're both undeniably, penis-stiffeningly hot
 
2012-02-05 08:56:58 PM
*applause*
 
2012-02-05 09:00:11 PM
Bazinga In My Pants: How about the muslims go shove a fatwa up their asses?

/Hey all you muslims: how about joining the rest of the world in the 21st century?

//Fricking tards.

///Cheers!


Oh, and:

www.humanevents.com

www.humanevents.com

www.humanevents.com


/Go shove that up your 1st century asses, you tards.

//Cheers!
 
2012-02-05 09:02:12 PM
Gyrfalcon: This just in: Most Muslims are not sexist, backward, misogynist weirdos. Most of them actually live in the 20th Century.

They borrowed Obama's time traveling machine?
 
2012-02-05 09:02:48 PM
God-is-a-Taco: "These crimes are major sins in Islam, punishable by the court of law and almighty Allah," said Prof. Imam Syed Soharwardy, representing 34 clerics affiliated with the Islamic Supreme Council of Canada.

Why is there a "Islamic Supreme Council" in Canada? Do they really need a council to learn that terrorism or raping and killing women is wrong?

There should be laws against allowing overtly religious people to emigrate from countries that suck because of overtly religious people.


...You do realize we wouldn't be able to emigrate from the US then, right?
 
2012-02-05 09:12:32 PM
Gyrfalcon: This just in: Most Muslims are not sexist, backward, misogynist weirdos. Most of them actually live in the 20th Century.

Have you been to the middle east lately????

/I'm guessing my last visit there is probably more recent than yours.

//And my last visit was during Desert Shield.

///Still guessing that beats your most recent visit there.

////Cheers!

\////Oh, and Kaboooooom!!!!

www.humanevents.com
 
2012-02-05 09:13:50 PM
Bazinga In My Pants: How about the muslims go shove a fatwa up their asses?

/Hey all you muslims: how about joining the rest of the world in the 21st century?

//Fricking tards.

///Cheers!


Do you know what a fatwa actually is?

A fatwa is a juristic ruling concerning Islamic law, issued by an Islamic scholar. It's sort of analogous to a legal opinion from a court. Fatwa are issued all the time. Some are on larger issues to Islam, and some are issued to clarify matters of Islamic law.
 
2012-02-05 09:18:05 PM
PonceAlyosha:
...You do realize we wouldn't be able to emigrate from the US then, right?


Well, I did say "overtly religious emigrating from an overtly religious country", so the atheists and agnostics and the 12 cool religious people here would be able to leave.
People that leave their country because of it sucks and then continue the culture that made it suck don't really gain much, anyway. You see that a lot with Muslims in Europe and Mexicans in America, their "Chinatowns" are more like "Chinacounties". And it slowly expands until entire parts should be avoided by the natives.

And yeah, I agree with the guy that pointed out the Catholicism thing. I don't think religions should need commanders or officers to report to.

/why yes, I do hate organized religion. What makes you ask?
 
2012-02-05 09:31:02 PM
"I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind - that its modest and greatly overestimated services on the ethical side have been more than overcome by the damage it has done to clear and honest thinking."

-H.L. Mencken
 
2012-02-05 09:43:03 PM
Amagi: -H.L. Mencken

This guy should be required reading for every 9-12th grade student.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hl_mencken -->

/"If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl."
 
2012-02-05 09:47:05 PM
Gyrfalcon: This just in: Most Muslims are not sexist, backward, misogynist weirdos. Most of them actually live in the 20th Century.

"Most" is probably stretching it, a lot of strongly religious Muslims are similar to strongly religious Christians in that they genuinely believe that all morality descends from divine authority, i.e. they're closet sociopaths kept under control only by external threat. They're kept under control mainly because internal factional conflict prevents the kind of overwhelming numerical advantage they'd need to actually take over and really do what they want. Again, much like Christians.

//Not that there aren't decent religious people, those tend to start showing up when nations become wealthy and democratic enough that they start secularizing, i.e. treating the church as its own sphere and relying on actual morality instead most of the time.
 
2012-02-05 09:50:35 PM
I wish "Christian" conservatives in the US would do this. But the hatred of women through 'abstinence only' and fighting contraceptives and uterine rights will continue...
 
2012-02-05 09:54:09 PM
Bigot: MUZLIMS IZ ALL EVIL!!!!

Non-Bigot: Some of them are decent.

Bigot: DEN WHY WEE NEVUR SEE SUM DO GOOD STUF?!!!!

Non-Bigot: Well, here's a few who are doing something good.

Bigot: NO WUN LISSEN TOO DEM!!! IT TOO LATE ANEEWAY!!! MUZLIMS IS ALL EVIL!!!!!

Non-Bigot: Right, I'm going to ignore you now.

Bigot: YOO IZ COWURD!!! YOO NOW IZ RITE!!! WAAAAAAAAAAGH!
 
2012-02-05 10:10:15 PM
andersoncouncil42: Now if only christian leaders would denounce gay bashing, atheist hating, demonizing muslims, and shiatting on the poor.

This needs to be repeated a hundred-fold.
 
2012-02-05 10:13:03 PM
I'm done entertaining the moronic beliefs of others.

Magic doesn't exist. Christ, if he existed, did not perform miracles and was not anymore the son of God than anyone else.

Same shiat goes for Mohammed, Buddha, Krishna, and all the rest.

Go fark yourself if you think otherwise. You're a god damn selfish bastard and a self-deluding moron.
 
2012-02-05 10:19:47 PM
Too bad no large news media channel is going to address this. Muslims have been calling out the extremist faction of their religion for years but nobody is going to turn a camera to them. And if they did would probably talk about it for one whole minute and never bring it up to discussion again.
 
2012-02-05 10:22:45 PM
hubiestubert: Bazinga In My Pants: How about the muslims go shove a fatwa up their asses?

/Hey all you muslims: how about joining the rest of the world in the 21st century?

//Fricking tards.

///Cheers!

Do you know what a fatwa actually is?

A fatwa is a juristic ruling concerning Islamic law, issued by an Islamic scholar. It's sort of analogous to a legal opinion from a court. Fatwa are issued all the time. Some are on larger issues to Islam, and some are issued to clarify matters of Islamic law.


You might as well be trying to teach a houseplant to add.
 
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