The priests were just mad they couldn't do it first,,sour grapes.

Well, he could be a friend of mine's kid. At the age of 8 he told the nun in his classroom that religion was bullshiat. They tossed him.

I heard he's being transferred to another Catholic school, and nobody will talk about it again.

This just in... You can't make obscene gestures in grade school, even at a fund raiser, and get away with it.

Give him a few years and he will become an atheist.

The kid will never learn. He shoulda had oral sex with a 3 year old and then the pope woulda made him a cardinal (or whatever weird ranking system that cult has).

/if you give $$$ to the catholic cult, then you = pedophile supporter

//pure and simple.

///Cheers!

I guess the kid is not their son.

shanrick: The Gun is good. The Penis is evil. The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.

I don't know what you're smoking, but by God I want some.

Poor kid.

Brettster808: BE AFRAID OF THE PENIS!

Before the event: innocence.

After the event: SHAME and future counseling.

America! We're uptight about the penis!

What penis?

Zavulon: shanrick: The Gun is good. The Penis is evil. The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.

I don't know what you're smoking, but by God I want some.

Based on the quote, I'm going to have to guess he's smoking Sean Connery's public hair.

randomjsa,This just in... You can't make obscene gestures in grade school, even at a fund raiser, and get away with it.

Yeah, keep lewd behavior quiet. Then you just might just get transferred instead.

Mugato,Zavulon: shanrick: The Gun is good. The Penis is evil. The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.
I don't know what you're smoking, but by God I want some.
Never heard of the film Zardoz? Sean Connery in a Borat swimsuit. Then it gets weird.

See Troll 2. The corn based seduction scene ranks up there with Borat's green swimsuit and the the floating head that barf's guns.

Madonna won the talent show with her recent halftime rendition, it was all for charity, so there's that.

Nothing about the content of the song? Come on you silly priests.
/should have went with DC Talk kiddo.

Did he smell his fingers after?

Since the show was about Michael Jackson, something involving "9 year old boys" and "crotch grabbing" was bound to occur.

Trust me, he's better off out of that place. They did him a favor.

What was he singing? "Bishop Jean is not my lover?"

Tergiversada: What was he singing? "Bishop Jean is not my lover?"

"He's just a guy who claims that Christ is the one. But the kid is not God's son."

MrEricSir: Tergiversada: What was he singing? "Bishop Jean is not my lover?"

"He's just a guy who claims that Christ is the one. But the kid is not God's son."

Well done, sir. I think that would have got him bounced!

/Oblig.

Don't Troll Me Bro!: /Actually, Jesus seemed pretty cool from what I've read
//Wish there was a group of people that followed and taught his beliefs

There is such a Church. I am not kidding. My dad is into preaching and he attended a Bible college in SC. Never found such a church like that down there. Moved to MI and was into my latter twenties before I found a Church that really sticks to the scriptures and not some other book about beliefs. If asked about any subject they reach for scriptures. I have since been called to be a Deacon and we are told specifically not to teach hatred and damnation, for Christ did no such thing.

The Catholics are famous for not letting their people read for themselves. I never got the whole 'I'll read in latin and then speak about what I've read' thing. I also don't get the read one verse and use it out of context to the whole meaning that the chapter was trying to bring.

I joined an independent orthodox RLDS branch. Funny thing is they teach everything my dad taught me and nothing of the stuff that he disagrees with. He won't talk to about my choice to join, because we use the Book of Mormon. BoM does in no way changes anything about what was taught by the Bible. Everything that is taught in the New Testament can be found in BoM. If you find a good RLDS branch, you will not regret it. Can't hurt to check it out.

Huh, how times have changed... We won a 6th grade talent show at a Catholic school doing the exact same moves in the exact same song.

This was in Bangkok, though, at I guess what was a relatively liberal Catholic school.

The want corn not the onions!

lack of warmth: The Catholics are famous for not letting their people read for themselves. I never got the whole 'I'll read in latin and then speak about what I've read' thing. I also don't get the read one verse and use it out of context to the whole meaning that the chapter was trying to bring.

The only mass I've ever heard in Latin was an Anglican service. Catholic masses have been given in the local language(s)* for at least the half a century I have factual knowledge of. And both of my translations (one English, one French) were provided, free, by the local Catholic churches 25 years ago, when I'd been confirmed.

/ With the occasional Latin prayer muttered by the priest while preparing communion.

Don't Troll Me Bro!: The Asshole Guy: Give him a few years and he will become an atheist.

The most militant atheists I know came from a Catholic school. I'm a pretty militant athiest because of all the bullshiat my fundie mother tried to pound into my head well into my 20s. I probably would just not believe, but because of her I take all kinds of opportunities to start confrontations with Christians, especially the ones preaching damnation, hatred, and intolerance in the name of Jesus. Why? Cuz fark Jesus, that's why.

/Actually, Jesus seemed pretty cool from what I've read
//Wish there was a group of people that followed and taught his beliefs

^THIS. Raised Catholic. Went to Catholic grade school and HS. Church every Sunday (made to go). Now Atheist. I don't mind if you have an imaginary friend, just don't be a hypocrite about it.

MooseUpNorth:
I don't know if they changed much lately, but I have sat through several catholic masses and everytime the scriptures were read in latin. The rest of the mass was in english. My mom side and two of my bil's are catholic and they don't bother with a copy of a Bible. I asked an uncle about why they don't read for themselves, he said they don't need to since the priest reads to them. So, I asked if he speaks latin. Well no, was his reply. It saddens me that they don't read. It is really enjoyable to read for yourself. You'll learn so much more. Either way always make it a matter of prayer.

lack of warmth: Don't Troll Me Bro!: /Actually, Jesus seemed pretty cool from what I've read
//Wish there was a group of people that followed and taught his beliefs

Moved to MI and was into my latter twenties before I found a Church that really sticks to the scriptures fairy tales.

fixed it for you. You're welcome

The priests were jealous that the boy was allowed to grab his own crotch.

crabsno termites: lack of warmth: Don't Troll Me Bro!: /Actually, Jesus seemed pretty cool from what I've read
//Wish there was a group of people that followed and taught his beliefs

Moved to MI and was into my latter twenties before I found a Church that really sticks to the scriptures fairy tales.

fixed it for you. You're welcome

huh. i see this thread has already turned into a i hate your religion and i am superior thread by page 1. i'll just see myself out....

/ post a welcome to fark pic if ya want
// also i like boobies.

You live in the US. Some people in the US have committed murder. You are all murderers.
You are in the army. Some people in the army are guilty of atrocities. You are all war criminals.
You are on the police force. Some police officers have engaged in brutality. You are all corrupt cops.
You are a man. Some men have forced sex on women. You are all rapists.
You are on Fark. Some people on Fark have posted well-reasoned arguments. You are all effing geniuses, you stupid broad-brush twats.

It must be because he's white

shanrick: The Gun is good. The Penis is evil. The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.

That's a great line! Can I quote you on that one? I'd like to use that at my next NRA function.

/serious

lack of warmth: Don't Troll Me Bro!: /Actually, Jesus seemed pretty cool from what I've read
//Wish there was a group of people that followed and taught his beliefs

There is such a Church. I am not kidding. My dad is into preaching and he attended a Bible college in SC. Never found such a church like that down there. Moved to MI and was into my latter twenties before I found a Church that really sticks to the scriptures and not some other book about beliefs. If asked about any subject they reach for scriptures. I have since been called to be a Deacon and we are told specifically not to teach hatred and damnation, for Christ did no such thing.

The Catholics are famous for not letting their people read for themselves. I never got the whole 'I'll read in latin and then speak about what I've read' thing. I also don't get the read one verse and use it out of context to the whole meaning that the chapter was trying to bring.

I joined an independent orthodox RLDS branch. Funny thing is they teach everything my dad taught me and nothing of the stuff that he disagrees with. He won't talk to about my choice to join, because we use the Book of Mormon. BoM does in no way changes anything about what was taught by the Bible. Everything that is taught in the New Testament can be found in BoM. If you find a good RLDS branch, you will not regret it. Can't hurt to check it out.

The RLDS teaches meth smoking?